Ok, I'm pairing up:
Proggie and Carla - 'cause he
has to get out of Ohio, and she sounds like she'd enjoy the musical medley he'd create.
Strangegrey and BJG - but he has to sleep in the bathtub and bring her all the coffee she wants.
Rhi and YoungJRNY - 'cause they're both cute kids and it'll be fun to watch them bickering and sneaking looks at each other.
Liquid Drummer and G.I. Jim - I want more of that music, damnit!
GatorBoy and BabyBlue - who can resist a mutual appreciation society?
Stevew2 and Tito - because I bow to the inevitable. But I'll let them out on weekends; Tito can go room with St John on Saturdays and Sundays, and StevieWoo can go pass out on a different girl's floor every weekend... because like I said, I bow to the inevitable.
Deb and Dr Fu - twice the class, twice the fun. But Maui Tom gets to crash on the couch.
Madsplash and Poowie - they can piss in each other's pockets, and no one else has to be irritated.
Despite having promised to start unfounded rumours with S2M, I'm booking Andrew and Vladan because I'll be damned if I'm going to share space with anyone who doesn't understand vegemite, milo, real beer, Mr Squiggle, mint slices, why the Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Pool is funny and the importance of not poking small octopi.
Why treat life as a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in an attractive & well-preserved body? Get there by skidding in sideways, a glass of wine in one hand, chocolate in the other, body totally worn out, screaming WOOHOO! What a ride!