Melodicrock Community = LOST

[G.I.Jim]

I'm pretty good with survival skills... I can hunt, fish AND I'm a good cook! I'll keep food on the table for everyone, as long as I get to sneak around at night!

Just watch where you're sneaking, sir.

I have a pretty short list of the people I would share quarters with where I can be almost sure I wouldn't wake up sick, bruised, with tire tracks, tied to furniture, stapled to the carpet, pregnant, without eyebrows or in a cast. Sadly, I think most of you are out of the running.

Who said I was sneaking into YOUR room? There you go assuming again!

[Deb]

I'm pretty good with survival skills... I can hunt, fish AND I'm a good cook! I'll keep food on the table for everyone, as long as I get to sneak around at night!

Just watch where you're sneaking, sir.

I have a pretty short list of the people I would share quarters with where I can be almost sure I wouldn't wake up sick, bruised, with tire tracks, tied to furniture, stapled to the carpet, pregnant, without eyebrows or in a cast. Sadly, I think most of you are out of the running.

LOL, I guess I'm out.

[Blueskies]

I'm pretty good with survival skills... I can hunt, fish AND I'm a good cook! I'll keep food on the table for everyone, as long as I get to sneak around at night!

Just watch where you're sneaking, sir.

I have a pretty short list of the people I would share quarters with where I can be almost sure I wouldn't wake up sick, bruised, with tire tracks, tied to furniture, stapled to the carpet, pregnant, without eyebrows or in a cast. Sadly, I think most of you are out of the running.

[bluejeangirl76]

I'm pretty good with survival skills... I can hunt, fish AND I'm a good cook! I'll keep food on the table for everyone, as long as I get to sneak around at night!

Just watch where you're sneaking, sir.

I have a pretty short list of the people I would share quarters with where I can be almost sure I wouldn't wake up sick, bruised, with tire tracks, tied to furniture, stapled to the carpet, pregnant, without eyebrows or in a cast. Sadly, I think most of you are out of the running.

Who said I was sneaking into YOUR room?

Who said you weren't?

[G.I.Jim]

I'm pretty good with survival skills... I can hunt, fish AND I'm a good cook! I'll keep food on the table for everyone, as long as I get to sneak around at night!

Just watch where you're sneaking, sir.

I have a pretty short list of the people I would share quarters with where I can be almost sure I wouldn't wake up sick, bruised, with tire tracks, tied to furniture, stapled to the carpet, pregnant, without eyebrows or in a cast. Sadly, I think most of you are out of the running.

Who said I was sneaking into YOUR room?

Who said you weren't?

That's it! I don't WANT to sneak into your room, and refuse to at this point. No use trying to talk me out of it, and you're gonna get hungry when you smell all those dishes I'm delivering next door!

I'm only visiting a couple of rooms anyway...probably wouldn't have enough food after that.

[Jana]

I'm pretty good with survival skills... I can hunt, fish AND I'm a good cook! I'll keep food on the table for everyone, as long as I get to sneak around at night!

Just watch where you're sneaking, sir.

I have a pretty short list of the people I would share quarters with where I can be almost sure I wouldn't wake up sick, bruised, with tire tracks, tied to furniture, stapled to the carpet, pregnant, without eyebrows or in a cast. Sadly, I think most of you are out of the running.

Okay. BJG, with that brilliant (insightful ) comment, you deserve your own room - make it a suite .

[TRAGChick]

I think I'll just fly in to be the Cabaret Singer in the Piano Bar.

Hey, I need employment.

[artist4perry]

My computer goes down for a day and I find this thread............LOL! It has been a great read. Gladly if I end on the island at all, like most artists I would find a remote site and visit friends along the way. I would have plenty of material to work from, considering the goings on of the island. Definately a comics paradise. No offense guys, my husband would be my roomie.

Truthfully, I would probably not be invited. Though being a southern child, I would find a way to survive, and I love to cook. The smell of the cooking from my island would waft onto yours. I love to cook seafood. Shrimp, crablegs, and lobster...............mmmmmmmmmmm.

[annpea]

I'd room with Jana, we could get together and hunt Neal down and tickle him until he cry.

[stevew2]

I'd room with Jana, we could get together and hunt Neal down and tickle him until he cry.

his tear ducts are fill with botox jizz

[Tomulator]

I want to room with MichiganGirl...we could discuss the finer points of RichRod's offense.

LMAO!!! You, me and LA......

Your "fantasy" threesome, eh?

lol
Perhaps I just want to kick your a$$es......

That could be fun too...

[annpea]

I'd room with Jana, we could get together and hunt Neal down and tickle him until he cry.

his tear ducts are fill with botox jizz

[annpea]

I'd room with Jana, we could get together and hunt Neal down and tickle him until he cry.

his tear ducts are fill with botox jizz

I was trying to be a lady about it

[Jana]

I'd room with Jana, we could get together and hunt Neal down and tickle him until he cry.

his tear ducts are fill with botox jizz

I was trying to be a lady about it

I understood ya', AnnPea .

[annpea]

I'd room with Jana, we could get together and hunt Neal down and tickle him until he cry.

his tear ducts are fill with botox jizz

I was trying to be a lady about it

I understood ya', AnnPea .

I knew you would.

[iceberg]

(AP-Wire) After the melting of a colossal iceberg in the northern Atlantic, ocean levels have risen over 40 feet, obliterating cities and towns throughout the entire world, and covering entire countries with water. The lone spec of survival was astonishingly left to a community of posters belonging to a cult known as Melodicrock.com. Although numbers vary, the predicted amount of MR survivors stand at between 50 and 80 members. More shocking though, the only posters shown to be surviving are from the Journey wing of the community. All other parishes of the MR community were never found.

So, the question of the day is as follows class:

You need to pair up as we only have half the number of rooms available to the total number of survivors. Everyone needs a roommate, including Andrew and T Bone. Use your imagination and pair up as many people as you can, and try to give an explanation as to why you want to see person A room with person B.

There are a few people I can't wait to hear who their roomies are going to be.

Let's hear em.

but i didn't melt....

[Rockindeano]

(AP-Wire) After the melting of a colossal iceberg in the northern Atlantic, ocean levels have risen over 40 feet, obliterating cities and towns throughout the entire world, and covering entire countries with water. The lone spec of survival was astonishingly left to a community of posters belonging to a cult known as Melodicrock.com. Although numbers vary, the predicted amount of MR survivors stand at between 50 and 80 members. More shocking though, the only posters shown to be surviving are from the Journey wing of the community. All other parishes of the MR community were never found.

So, the question of the day is as follows class:

You need to pair up as we only have half the number of rooms available to the total number of survivors. Everyone needs a roommate, including Andrew and T Bone. Use your imagination and pair up as many people as you can, and try to give an explanation as to why you want to see person A room with person B.

There are a few people I can't wait to hear who their roomies are going to be.

Let's hear em.

but i didn't melt....

Easy there big fella...Looking at your avatar is creeping me out. Weren't you in "Escape from New York?" Mean looking bastard.

[iceberg]

(AP-Wire) After the melting of a colossal iceberg in the northern Atlantic, ocean levels have risen over 40 feet, obliterating cities and towns throughout the entire world, and covering entire countries with water. The lone spec of survival was astonishingly left to a community of posters belonging to a cult known as Melodicrock.com. Although numbers vary, the predicted amount of MR survivors stand at between 50 and 80 members. More shocking though, the only posters shown to be surviving are from the Journey wing of the community. All other parishes of the MR community were never found.

So, the question of the day is as follows class:

You need to pair up as we only have half the number of rooms available to the total number of survivors. Everyone needs a roommate, including Andrew and T Bone. Use your imagination and pair up as many people as you can, and try to give an explanation as to why you want to see person A room with person B.

There are a few people I can't wait to hear who their roomies are going to be.

Let's hear em.

but i didn't melt....

Easy there big fella...Looking at your avatar is creeping me out. Weren't you in "Escape from New York?" Mean looking bastard.

try being me and having to see this shit every day man. is it any wonder i have some of my own personal psychosis?

[Enigma869]

Easy there big fella...Looking at your avatar is creeping me out. Weren't you in "Escape from New York?" Mean looking bastard.

Dean...I told Iceberg when he first signed on here that he looked like Charlie Manson's twin. The resemblance is frightening!

[iceberg]

Easy there big fella...Looking at your avatar is creeping me out. Weren't you in "Escape from New York?" Mean looking bastard.

Dean...I told Iceberg when he first signed on here that he looked like Charlie Manson's twin. The resemblance is frightening!

i am what i am.

[artist4perry]

Easy there big fella...Looking at your avatar is creeping me out. Weren't you in "Escape from New York?" Mean looking bastard.

Dean...I told Iceberg when he first signed on here that he looked like Charlie Manson's twin. The resemblance is frightening!

i am what i am.

Be nice to see the eyes....... I think the dark glasses add to the look.

[iceberg]

Easy there big fella...Looking at your avatar is creeping me out. Weren't you in "Escape from New York?" Mean looking bastard.

Dean...I told Iceberg when he first signed on here that he looked like Charlie Manson's twin. The resemblance is frightening!

i am what i am.

Be nice to see the eyes....... I think the dark glasses add to the look.

[artist4perry]

Easy there big fella...Looking at your avatar is creeping me out. Weren't you in "Escape from New York?" Mean looking bastard.

Dean...I told Iceberg when he first signed on here that he looked like Charlie Manson's twin. The resemblance is frightening!

i am what i am.

Be nice to see the eyes....... I think the dark glasses add to the look.

Eyes take away the sinister thing. You have nice eyes. Sometimes sunglasses give off the feel that you cannot read a person behind them. Makes some uneasy. Eyes tell a great deal about a person. Artist depict eyes as the mirror of the soal. If you get the eyes off the likeness is lost.

[Rockindeano]

Dude, you could go act the poser in Motorhead and no one would ever know.

[whirlwind]

Easy there big fella...Looking at your avatar is creeping me out. Weren't you in "Escape from New York?" Mean looking bastard.

Dean...I told Iceberg when he first signed on here that he looked like Charlie Manson's twin. The resemblance is frightening!

i am what i am.

Be nice to see the eyes....... I think the dark glasses add to the look.

Precious?
Where the hell have you been?

[Voyager]

Easy there big fella...Looking at your avatar is creeping me out. Weren't you in "Escape from New York?" Mean looking bastard.

Dean...I told Iceberg when he first signed on here that he looked like Charlie Manson's twin. The resemblance is frightening!

i am what i am.

I think you look cool. If I saw you at a bar I would say, "Hey man, whassup, you wanna blow a phattie?" The crooked glasses have a nice way of saying, "Don't fuck with me."

[artist4perry]

O.K. What jobs would we have on the island? Now that you have paired up a few of us.......glad not to be on that list

Who will build the huts, hunt for food, etc? Could be a new thing to think on!

[bluejeangirl76]

O.K. What jobs would we have on the island?

Who will build the huts, hunt for food, etc? Could be a new thing to think on!

I nominate myself Chief of Staff of Pains in the Ass. I'll need to employ a few of you... I can't be a pain in the ass to everyone at once (contrary to common belief).

[Michigan Girl]

Easy there big fella...Looking at your avatar is creeping me out. Weren't you in "Escape from New York?" Mean looking bastard.

Dean...I told Iceberg when he first signed on here that he looked like Charlie Manson's twin. The resemblance is frightening!

i am what i am.

A sweetheart!!!

[Rockindeano]

O.K. What jobs would we have on the island? Now that you have paired up a few of us.......glad not to be on that list

Who will build the huts, hunt for food, etc? Could be a new thing to think on!

Well since I am the author of MR Island, I get to decide right?

Granny is our symbolic Queen. Why? Because she is old, drinks, and is really cool.

Gunbot is the mayor, for obvious reasons.

Tomulator gets the nod as Sheriff. His no bullshit, fuck you attitude is worthy.

I am the Bar Owner. Gonna call it Roos. :)

Over at Roos, I own it, but Jeremey can be our lifetime act, along with Tragchk, and they can alternate, or do each other, I don't care what they do to each other. Dan can be my bartender, Lula can cocktail waitress(her ass looks good again especially in short skirts), and Carla777 too, and John from Boston will be my bouncer, so he can say "fuck you" all the time and kick out drunks and assholes.

We will have a mini hospital where all you fuckin nurses and medical bitches can hang out and prescribe us all controlled meds ad nauseum. There are no limits to this or that bullshit. If Dan wants 350 percocet, he gets em, no questions asked.

We will need a collection agency, and so all you cubicle workers, err, MR posters who don't really do anything during the day can work there; Deb, Rhiannon, BJG and RedJoe13.

We will need a supermarket/liquor store, and I think GI Jim should run the liquor dept, while Iceberg runs the food side of it. If anyone thieves shit, Ice can knock em the fuck out.

Tito will be the Island Taxi operator.

We will need a lingerie store of course. I think Sarah and Christine should run that place.

Maui Tom can run the surfboard rental hut. Pina Coladas all day, a great tan, and tons of views of hot ass. For you, dude.

Tj and Youngjrny can be the town male escorts. They can bump around on mopeds and hit all you lonely women up for money, or just for the Hell of it.

xfactor, walrus and Voyager will run the record store. Two of them like Bruce, so that seals it for me.

MR island will need some sort of defense. Carlitto from Utah will head that up, manning the islands very own built from scratch Bi Plane, MR1, painted in Aussie sand and rock colours. Stuart will head the Ground Ops. These fuckin GI Joe Bastards will keep us safe. Why? Because there is no one else alive on the fucking Planet!

StocktontoMalone will be the Land Book. He will take bets from us all and also provide free for all(we are a utopian society), Satellite TV for the entire island.

Moonbeam will down reside at the Circus Isle. She will be the amazing tongue twister lady. She will tell you something and if you translate it correctly, you win 5 bucks, if not, she beats your sorry ass.

TNC will head up the Island library, where you will find everything from porn to hardcore porn and beyond.

Altered DNA and Uno Up can run MR Adult Gift Shop. These two perverted beings are perfect for the job. They also do special ordering as well.

RWF, Fact Finder, conversationPC, 7 wishes, Jana, and Behshad are all on the Island Council.

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Matthew and youkeepmewaiting will service all the male homosexuals. No details for this job description is necessary.

DRFU and CrazyDeb of course will run the Island House of God, a place for worship, but something tells me with this group, attendance will be low. Maybe Linda and Deb can wear some alluring cloths for Christ to attract folks?

squirt, ebake, LLL, artist4perry and annie can all hang out at the Bingo Parlor. You old crows can knit, crochet, and pee on the floor when the urge hits. Madsplash is the custodian there and he has absolutely no problem with it.

I am not sure about Cyndy and Lora's duties as of yet, but I am considering them for editors and writers of the newspaper, Sitewrecked Islands.

Rick of course will run the airport, MR International; he will work ticketing, and baggage. Great job for an airport where we have no planes of our own, and none take off or lands here. This Bud's for you Rick.

Gator boy can run the zoo. In our zoo we have wolverines, lions, cougars, ravens, bengals and longhorns. He will treat these animals good or else. No, we do not feature alligators.

T-Bone can do nothing. He doesn't do anything on MR so why change now?

Andrew? What's this big bitch going to do? For now, he can continue to run the site.