Melodicrock Community = LOST

[Rockindeano]

Go in to Roos, have yourself several drinks, stop by the mini hospital and score you some good meds, swing by Maui Tom's surfboard hut and have a seat on the beach, sit back, relax, enjoy the scenery and think of something fun for me to do!

Ok I thought it out. Took me a whole 4 seconds. You happen to have a nice pair of knee pads?

No, but I have really sharp teeth!!

Um, see me in my office young lady!

[artist4perry]

Go in to Roos, have yourself several drinks, stop by the mini hospital and score you some good meds, swing by Maui Tom's surfboard hut and have a seat on the beach, sit back, relax, enjoy the scenery and think of something fun for me to do!

Ok I thought it out. Took me a whole 4 seconds. You happen to have a nice pair of knee pads?

No, but I have really sharp teeth!!

Proud of you......... Never beg.............get even......LOL!

[G.I.Jim]

Wait a minute...I thought Bobby from Tennessee would be a shoe-in for that job!

lol...I bet that dude's asshole looks like a cream cheese hot pocket on the weekends.

That was just WRONG!

[Rockindeano]

..I bet that dude's asshole looks like a cream cheese hot pocket on the weekends.

Doesn't get any better than that right there. That is a vivid, visionary post. Really tells the reader, or more to the point, paints the picture to the reader's mind's eye.

Classic.

[Saint John]

Andrew has to be the island judge. I can see him wearing one of those ridiculous wigs like the Euros do, and he already has a silly accent.

[Rockindeano]

Andrew has to be the island judge. I can see him wearing one of those ridiculous wigs like the Euros do, and he already has a silly accent.

Yeah, ok. Most those judges are on the bottle, getting up there in age, crap their pants and don't even care. They sit there listening to some poor MR slob plead his or her fate, all the while sitting in steaming fresh poo.

Ok, AjM is the Judge.

[cyndy!]

you forgot about General Contempt & Disdain

[Rockindeano]

you forgot about General Contempt & Disdain

Nevermind that shit.

You can be my maid. I will even furnish the outfit, fishnets and shoes, oh and the feather duster too.

[artist4perry]

you forgot about General Contempt & Disdain

Nevermind that shit.

You can be my maid. I will even furnish the outfit, fishnets and shoes, oh and the feather duster too.

I don't have to ask where cyndy will put that feather duster..........

[Andrew]

Ok, I'm not reading 10 pages of this.... Did anyone pick me?

[artist4perry]

Ok, I'm not reading 10 pages of this.... Did anyone pick me?

Don't ask...............

[Arianddu]

Ok, I'm not reading 10 pages of this.... Did anyone pick me?

Yup - as I recall, me and Deano.

Despite having promised to start unfounded rumours with S2M, I'm booking Andrew and Vladan because I'll be damned if I'm going to share space with anyone who doesn't understand vegemite, milo, real beer, Mr Squiggle, mint slices, why the Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Pool is funny and the importance of not poking small octopi.

I'm sure you can guess Deano's line of thought.

You bring the Cascade, I'll bring the Haigh's chocolates and the kangaroo mettwurst.

[artist4perry]

Ok, I'm not reading 10 pages of this.... Did anyone pick me?

Yup - as I recall, me and Deano.

Despite having promised to start unfounded rumours with S2M, I'm booking Andrew and Vladan because I'll be damned if I'm going to share space with anyone who doesn't understand vegemite, milo, real beer, Mr Squiggle, mint slices, why the Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Pool is funny and the importance of not poking small octopi.

I'm sure you can guess Deano's line of thought.

You bring the Cascade, I'll bring the Haigh's chocolates and the kangaroo mettwurst.

Ausies make good neighbors.....................

[Carla777]

hmmm..roomies...could be

- chica hope: for sure will have fun..she is a sweet girl and we eat nice cakes
- la michelona: uhhh fun fun fun michelle laugh is so contagious
-rip: nice talk..we can exchange music hehe

can't think another for now

[Rockindeano]

hmmm..roomies...could be

- chica hope: for sure will have fun..she is a sweet girl and we eat nice cakes
- la michelona: uhhh fun fun fun michelle laugh is so contagious
-rip: nice talk..we can exchange music hehe

can't think another for now

Um, we are past this shit now. We are on to places of employment now.

Andrew you are the judge of the Island. You need to wear those gay Euro curlers and adult diapers dude, and make sure you crap your pants while on the bench.

Turd-bone is homeless on the island.

[Rockindeano]

hmmm..roomies...could be

- chica hope: for sure will have fun..she is a sweet girl and we eat nice cakes
- la michelona: uhhh fun fun fun michelle laugh is so contagious
-rip: nice talk..we can exchange music hehe

can't think another for now

Um, think hard. Starts with a D and ends with a o. Think!

[artist4perry]

hmmm..roomies...could be

- chica hope: for sure will have fun..she is a sweet girl and we eat nice cakes
- la michelona: uhhh fun fun fun michelle laugh is so contagious
-rip: nice talk..we can exchange music hehe

can't think another for now

Um, think hard. Starts with a D and ends with a o. Think!

Dumbo?

[Carla777]

hmmm..roomies...could be

- chica hope: for sure will have fun..she is a sweet girl and we eat nice cakes
- la michelona: uhhh fun fun fun michelle laugh is so contagious
-rip: nice talk..we can exchange music hehe

can't think another for now

Um, we are past this shit now. We are on to places of employment now.

oops!!...maybe i can be a technical translator in the island, for u not get furious with the latin girls hahaaha ..serious...anybody need a pshycologist??

[Arianddu]

hmmm..roomies...could be

- chica hope: for sure will have fun..she is a sweet girl and we eat nice cakes
- la michelona: uhhh fun fun fun michelle laugh is so contagious
-rip: nice talk..we can exchange music hehe

can't think another for now

Um, we are past this shit now. We are on to places of employment now.

oops!!...maybe i can be a technical translator in the island, for u not get furious with the latin girls hahaaha ..serious...anybody need a pshycologist??

Oh, I can think of plenty of people here who need a psychologist!

Guys - please form an orderly queue...

[Maui Tom]

Easy there big fella...Looking at your avatar is creeping me out. Weren't you in "Escape from New York?" Mean looking bastard.

Dean...I told Iceberg when he first signed on here that he looked like Charlie Manson's twin. The resemblance is frightening!

i am what i am.

Be nice to see the eyes....... I think the dark glasses add to the look.

Daniel D Day?

[Deb]

We will need a collection agency, and so all you cubicle workers, err, MR posters who don't really do anything during the day can work there; Deb, Rhiannon, BJG and RedJoe13.

Show me the mooooooooooney!!!

Me and RedJoe will go out and collect dues (him by brute force and me by my intimidating nagging).
Deb and Beeej will sit back at the office thinking of ways to embezzle the income to bring a Starbucks barista'd by Eric Martin to the island.

Oh hell ya! Dude has to sing out the orders too. Fixin' the books now......

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

Cool! I'm Welsh too, on my mom's side.

[artist4perry]

hmmm..roomies...could be

- chica hope: for sure will have fun..she is a sweet girl and we eat nice cakes
- la michelona: uhhh fun fun fun michelle laugh is so contagious
-rip: nice talk..we can exchange music hehe

can't think another for now

Um, we are past this shit now. We are on to places of employment now.

oops!!...maybe i can be a technical translator in the island, for u not get furious with the latin girls hahaaha ..serious...anybody need a pshycologist??

You are just too classy Carla..... don't worry about it!

[artist4perry]

We will need a collection agency, and so all you cubicle workers, err, MR posters who don't really do anything during the day can work there; Deb, Rhiannon, BJG and RedJoe13.

Show me the mooooooooooney!!!

Me and RedJoe will go out and collect dues (him by brute force and me by my intimidating nagging).
Deb and Beeej will sit back at the office thinking of ways to embezzle the income to bring a Starbucks barista'd by Eric Martin to the island.

Oh hell ya! Dude has to sing out the orders too. Fixin' the books now......

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

Cool! I'm Welsh too, on my mom's side.

Arianddu what does the name mean? I am a mix of Scottish, Welsh, and some Irish.

[lights1961]

I would love to be the offical travel agent to get everyone to deans island... prices starting at under 1000.00..... no matter where your from... the more in each room the cheaper... then its 500.00 a person..... hell I will even thrown in the plush bathrobs...and discount checked bags... or free checked bags... is there a clothing optional side???

[G.I.Jim]

hmmm..roomies...could be

- chica hope: for sure will have fun..she is a sweet girl and we eat nice cakes
- la michelona: uhhh fun fun fun michelle laugh is so contagious
-rip: nice talk..we can exchange music hehe

can't think another for now

Um, we are past this shit now. We are on to places of employment now.

oops!!...maybe i can be a technical translator in the island, for u not get furious with the latin girls hahaaha ..serious...anybody need a pshycologist??

Yes please! I need some real help!!! But only if you speak with that accent.

[Luvsaugeri]

anybody need a pshycologist??

Carla you can work with us nurses and medical bitches!! I'm sure we'll have alot of patients in need of psychological help!!!

[Luvsaugeri]

We will have a mini hospital where all you fuckin nurses and medical bitches can hang out and prescribe us all controlled meds ad nauseum. There are no limits to this or that bullshit. If Dan wants 350 percocet, he gets em, no questions asked.

Bend over Dean......

[lights1961]

Still looking for anyone who still wants to room with a guy from Iowa...who can clean up after him self and make the bed.......

Rick

[Rockindeano]

Still looking for anyone who still wants to room with a guy from Iowa...who can clean up after him self and make the bed.......

Rick

Give me a free room upgrade on the Zephyr and you're in dude.

[Rockindeano]

We will have a mini hospital where all you fuckin nurses and medical bitches can hang out and prescribe us all controlled meds ad nauseum. There are no limits to this or that bullshit. If Dan wants 350 percocet, he gets em, no questions asked.

Bend over Dean......

Ok!