Melodicrock Community = LOST

[lights1961]

Still looking for anyone who still wants to room with a guy from Iowa...who can clean up after him self and make the bed.......

Rick

Give me a free room upgrade on the Zephyr and you're in dude.

I think amtrak will do that for us... I can book the whole train cross country at all the stops, pick people up accross the country and take them to the island...then we will get that upgrade on the zephyr.

[perryfaithful]

Lost indeed

[stevew2]

hmmm..roomies...could be

- chica hope: for sure will have fun..she is a sweet girl and we eat nice cakes
- la michelona: uhhh fun fun fun michelle laugh is so contagious
-rip: nice talk..we can exchange music hehe

can't think another for now

Um, we are past this shit now. We are on to places of employment now.

oops!!...maybe i can be a technical translator in the island, for u not get furious with the latin girls hahaaha ..serious...anybody need a pshycologist??

you are a stoned cold fox

[stevew2]

We will have a mini hospital where all you fuckin nurses and medical bitches can hang out and prescribe us all controlled meds ad nauseum. There are no limits to this or that bullshit. If Dan wants 350 percocet, he gets em, no questions asked.

Bend over Dean......

Ok!

she could put anything anywhere she wants

[Blueskies]

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Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.

Yeah, baby! My own freakin' Waffle House!! Woohoo! and all you drunks rollin' in at 4 a.m. givin' me the business.
Weed waffles?? haha! Dean you are one crazy dude!

[Rip Rokken]

-rip: nice talk..we can exchange music hehe

Umm... sure!

[Blueskies]

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Me? I've never waitressed in my life! Several years as a barmaid/shift boss yes, waitressing, never! Can't I run the BBQ instead? I know the difference between a shrimp and a prawn, I'm a damn good cook and do a killer line in marinades.

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

First thing you need to learn is Waffle House lingo ....
Scattered,,smothered, 'n covered...there's also..chunked, topped, diced 'n peppered...and the gastronomic delight of all the way!!

[Arianddu]

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

Cool! I'm Welsh too, on my mom's side.

Arianddu what does the name mean? I am a mix of Scottish, Welsh, and some Irish.

Nos da, cariad Deb!

It's actually a nickname, and literally means silver-black, arian = silver, ddu = black.

[Arianddu]

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Me? I've never waitressed in my life! Several years as a barmaid/shift boss yes, waitressing, never! Can't I run the BBQ instead? I know the difference between a shrimp and a prawn, I'm a damn good cook and do a killer line in marinades.

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

First thing you need to learn is Waffle House lingo ....
Scattered,,smothered, 'n covered...there's also..chunked, topped, diced 'n peppered...and the gastronomic delight of all the way!!

But I'm going to put vegemite on everything, so the only thing I need to say is 'shut up and learn to like it!'
Funnily enough, I've never eaten a waffle in my life.

[Tomulator]

This is an outstanding piece of work, dude. 2008 Melodicrock Pulitzer...hands down.

Thanks, but rushed it. Porn downloads coming through, Wyatt sleeping off and on, Chris Matthews yelling at someone over nothing, smoke alarm going off...ugh..could have been better. Like I told Andrew, I am in search of the perfect line, perfect insult, perfect post and perfect thread. Once I achieve all four, I can sleep in peace. Until then, no fucking way!

You're closing in Deano...

The Sherrif.

[Rip Rokken]

serious...anybody need a psychologist??

Set up your practice on MR alone and you'll be booked out for months. Just make sure they pay in advance.

[bluejeangirl76]

We will need a collection agency, and so all you cubicle workers, err, MR posters who don't really do anything during the day can work there; Deb, Rhiannon, BJG and RedJoe13.

Show me the mooooooooooney!!!

Me and RedJoe will go out and collect dues (him by brute force and me by my intimidating nagging).
Deb and Beeej will sit back at the office thinking of ways to embezzle the income to bring a Starbucks barista'd by Eric Martin to the island.

"Think of ways"? No thinking involved. Embezzling money from a pack of maniacs who can't pay attention enough to properly spell "Neal" and "Gregg" or get the whole your/you're concept straight is the easiest job on the island. I'll still have time to moonlight as resident Pain in the Ass.

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

[quote="bluejeangirl76]

"Think of ways"? No thinking involved. Embezzling money from a pack of maniacs who can't pay attention enough to properly spell "Neal" and "Gregg" or get the whole your/you're concept straight is the easiest job on the island. I'll still have time to moonlight as resident Pain in the Ass.[/quote]

I dont no what your talking about! Your sertainly not talking about me. I aint never failed one of them Engilsh or spelling tests when I was in hi-skool and I was gooder than everbody else in my class at grammer. In you're words your being unfare to some of us.

[SherriBerry]

I'll manage the recording studio/radio station - if Steve Perry is there with the rest
of Journey, they'd better record some new music, damn it!! All MR musicians are welcome
to record too. Who wants to be a DJ?

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

OK, but church is only 1 hour a week so I'll have to do something else, too.

It will be Mimi's, where all come who need mothering. Shoes tied, hair products bought, guitar picks replaced, leather skirts swapped for a smaller size, homemeade cinnamon rolls before church and a fabulous pot roast dinner with homemade apple pie after church (must be present at church to attend the dinner ), bible study on Tuesday, patching and mending services, and aspirin/icepacks administered for hangovers, coupled with an assurance that heaven is not closed to those who drink too much.

of course, beautiful, lilting flute melodies for those roomies who decided to settle down and tie the knot.

beauty shop in the back for makeovers. men or women, no discrimination.

and don't forget that I'll be standing next to dokk, with a go to Jello look on my face, ready with the sarcastic slapdown to any MCPs. those daring to pull Glen Campbells with their roomies or others will be forced to endure a good old fashioned Texas Throwdown, complete with an open can of whoop ash. And yes, Virginia, God is a feminist.

Deano, define alluring outfit that I must wear to church. there is no dress code in heaven. so I'm free to choose. I own a leather skirt (in a smaller size--thanks dokk), Carlos Santana stilletto sandals and fishnets. lowcut tops is not my strong suit so I'll have to improvise there.

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

oh I forgot rocking and cuddling baby sitting service for roomies who procreate.

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

I d like to propose that residents of Illinois, (especially denizens of the Windy City) be put in charge of this little lost island's government. Im sure you will have learned a few tricks from your leaders over the years - and because we're a bunch of miscreants and cheats it will take some pretty crooked leaders to understand what we are up to and keep a couple steps ahead of us.

[bluejeangirl76]

I d like to propose that residents of Illinois, (especially denizens of the Windy City) be put in charge of this little lost island's government.

Well, Rhiannon already put me in charge of embezzlement, so yeah, this is a good idea. I'm currently taking bribes for high ranking MR Island governing positions. We'll keep it on the DL though, so don't "apply" in the thread. Send me self destructing PMs. I'm not dumb enough to use my phone to do it.

[Arianddu]

I d like to propose that residents of Illinois, (especially denizens of the Windy City) be put in charge of this little lost island's government.

Well, Rhiannon already put me in charge of embezzlement, so yeah, this is a good idea. I'm currently taking bribes for high ranking MR Island governing positions. We'll keep it on the DL though, so don't "apply" in the thread. Send me self destructing PMs. I'm not dumb enough to use my phone to do it.

So I need to apply to you to become Minister of Cooking? I can bribe you with an endless supply of cheesecake. Or any other food you want. Name your price!

[G.I.Jim]

Deano, if you don't mind...I'm gonna put some slot machines in the liquor store. Since we'll be off of U.S. shores, it shouldn't be a problem to set the store up as we want. I'll have a few of the ladies volunteer to be topless waitresses also. This place should really be a one-stop-shop! I can hear that cash register now!

Since we're gonna have a sin-city, we'll need a good church also. Who can we leave in charge of the church?

[Arianddu]

Deano, if you don't mind...I'm gonna put some slot machines in the liquor store. Since we'll be off of U.S. shores, it shouldn't be a problem to set the store up as we want. I'll have a few of the ladies volunteer to be topless waitresses also. This place should really be a one-stop-shop! I can hear that cash register now!

Since we're gonna have a sin-city, we'll need a good church also. Who can we leave in charge of the church?

I believe Mama Mimi's Church of Universal Love and Comfort has already been established.

[Rip Rokken]

Since we're gonna have a sin-city, we'll need a good church also. Who can we leave in charge of the church?

Easy... someone with the proper credentials...

[annpea]

anybody need a pshycologist??

Carla you can work with us nurses and medical bitches!! I'm sure we'll have alot of patients in need of psychological help!!!

Oh! please!... please! let me have the electroshock therapy department.

[Luvsaugeri]

Since we're gonna have a sin-city, we'll need a good church also. Who can we leave in charge of the church?

Easy... someone with the proper credentials...

[cyndy!]

BJG as Grammar Queen

Crazy Deb as Glamour Queen & S.O.U.L. Church Sista
S.O.U.L. = Spirit Of Universal Love

[annpea]

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quote="lights1961"]Still looking for anyone who still wants to room with a guy from Iowa...who can clean up after him self and make the bed.......

Rick

[/quote] You can room with the nurses, we'll take good care of you.

[bluejeangirl76]

BJG as Grammar Queen

LMAO! Ok, now I have 3 jobs. Wtf. I better get paid WELL (apart from what I'm stealing under the table).

Crazy Deb as Glamour Queen & S.O.U.L. Church Sista
S.O.U.L. = Spirit Of Universal Love

I love that.

[lights1961]

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quote="lights1961"]Still looking for anyone who still wants to room with a guy from Iowa...who can clean up after him self and make the bed.......

Rick

You can room with the nurses, we'll take good care of you. [/quote]


just wear the old school nurses uniforms and I will be THE good patient every day...

[Blueskies]

Blueskies will run the MR Waffle House, and make killer waffles for us all, even ones with pot in them.
POOWIE will be the dishwasher and take care of the janitorial needs, including scrubbing the toilets to a shine after I just released my punishing explosion of homeade chil in there. Ariandu can be the waitress, because she likes that kind of work, and knows wtf vegemite is.

Me? I've never waitressed in my life! Several years as a barmaid/shift boss yes, waitressing, never! Can't I run the BBQ instead? I know the difference between a shrimp and a prawn, I'm a damn good cook and do a killer line in marinades.

BTW - it's Ari or Arianddu with 2 d's. Welsh is a finicky beast, and the missing d complete changes the name

First thing you need to learn is Waffle House lingo ....
Scattered,,smothered, 'n covered...there's also..chunked, topped, diced 'n peppered...and the gastronomic delight of all the way!!

But I'm going to put vegemite on everything, so the only thing I need to say is 'shut up and learn to like it!'
Funnily enough, I've never eaten a waffle in my life.

With that kind of attitude and in not understanding that there is more to offer then waffles alone ( in fact the lingo above applies to hash browns ) and as the owner, that things will be done my way and not yours... then I am going to have to terminate your employment and you will have to find some elsewhere. ...yep, you are the first person to be fired on the island. Best of luck to you.

[cyndy!]

Crazy Deb as Glamour Queen & S.O.U.L. Church Sista
S.O.U.L. = Spirit Of Universal Love

I love that.

i'll start up the Acronym Service Abuse Program, ASAP.