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Guess Who Wants A Bailout Now?

Postby T-Bone » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:51 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Adult Entertainment Industry Wants a Bailout

With the financial industry, auto makers and more getting assistance from the federal government to stay afloat during the recession, the adult industry decided it would try to get something as well.

Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis and “Hustler” magazine publisher Larry Flynt have said they will petition Congress for financial aid along the lines of what the Big Three auto makers are getting.

Francis said that he and Flynt are asking for $5 billion, and that they have sent letters to Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, Congress and their local Congressman, Henry Waxman (D-Calif.) with the proposal. Rep. Waxman's office did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

With the $5 billion, they would "invest in building new means of distribution, and shoring up our distribution right now to prevent further erosion from factors like Youporn and other Internet content that has seriously affected our business over the past few years," Francis said in an interview with FOX Business. "We will use the money wisely, and we will create more jobs."

Francis said that if invited, he and Flynt would drive across the country in a hybrid vehicle to present their plans to Congress.

The press release noted that DVD sales and rentals for the adult industry have decreased by 22% in the past year, partially because people are turning more and more to the Internet for adult content.

"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the press release. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

Francis said he and Flynt would also be willing to discuss the possibility of the government buying equity stakes in their companies, as was done with financial firms.

"If the government would like to be a partner with Mr. Flynt and I, we’re certainly amenable to it," he said.

Flynt's representative said he was unavailable to comment for this article beyond the press release.
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Postby T-Bone » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:53 am

I can survive without the big 3, but I DO NEED MY PORN!!!!!! Give Them Money!!!! :o ;) :lol:
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Re: Guess Who Wants A Bailout Now?

Postby Angel » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:55 am

T-Bone wrote:"We will use the money wisely, and we will create more jobs."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby S2M » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:55 am

I was gonna say the Wombat...... :lol: :lol:
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Postby Don » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:59 am

So are they going to make a roadtrip to Washington, Larry in an alternative energy powered wheelchair and Francis on an alternative energy powered dildo?
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Postby G.I.Jim » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:59 am

SteveW2 will keep the industry afloat "single handedly" (pun intended!). :shock: :lol:
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Postby Voyager » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:02 pm

I think MR should apply for some bailout grant money. Hey Andrew, why not apply for a billion to save melodic rock from extinction? It's a national pastime for god's sake! Then you could put on some killer melodic rock concert tours with Journey headlining (or maybe Bryan Adams), and we could be your roadies (with generous salaries paid from part of the billion-dollar bailout grant of course). If we going to pay taxes for bailouts, at least it will go to something we enjoy.

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Postby stevew2 » Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:38 pm

G.I.Jim wrote:SteveW2 will keep the industry afloat "single handedly" (pun intended!). :shock: :lol:
ill give 10 % of my income to keep it cuming love
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Postby annpea » Fri Jan 09, 2009 1:59 am

Save a car ride a ho. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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