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Postby Enigma869 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:27 pm

This chick should have just called her boyfriend and just asked for some anal. It probably would have been far less painful :shock: :shock: :shock:


Woman “accidentally” gets hairspray can in her ass

SHOCKED surgeons were forced to use their imagination after operating on woman with a huge can of hairspray stuck in her bum.
Mirela Gradinaru, 37, arrived at the clinic in Arad, western Romania, in agony, begging docs to help.
But she refused to tell surgeons how the can came to be lodged in her rear even after a successful operation dislodged the canister.
Mirandolina Prisca, a doctor at the clinic, explained: “We had X-rays done to localise the object and then we carried out the operation. The patient was fine after it.
“She was very embarrassed. She was clearly in a lot of pain, however it got there.”
“This was not just a little can of deodorant, this was a massive can of hairspray,” said one hospital worker.

You can see the x-ray of the situation in question here.


I think we can all relate on some level though. Who hasn’t slipped and been like “Oops, what landed in my buttocks?” especially when you’re like in the lockerroom at a Knicks’ game or something. The floors there are so slippery, I feel like it’s happened to me at least three times!
Also, not to get too gross, but how loose must your asshole be to be able to take a big can of hairspray? Was she fucking elephants on the side? And if so, I hope she was in a serious committed relationship with these elephants because if there’s one thing elephants hate, it’s being toyed with emotionally. Otherwise they get depressed and write elephant emo, which frankly has too many minor chords. Where was I? Oh yeah, what a slut.
A Romanian woman was admitted to the hospital with quite a unique situation: She had a “huge” can of hairspray lodged in her rectum.
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Postby Saint John » Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:28 pm

Oh shit...John's on another "OT" binge. :lol: :twisted:
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Re: OT: Hairspray Gone VERY Wrong!

Postby Arianddu » Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:29 pm

Enigma869 wrote:Was she fucking elephants on the side? And if so, I hope she was in a serious committed relationship with these elephants because if there’s one thing elephants hate, it’s being toyed with emotionally. Otherwise they get depressed and write elephant emo, which frankly has too many minor chords.


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Postby stevew2 » Sat Jan 10, 2009 4:59 pm

Frigas got a can of Paul Mitchell up his ass right now, and lovin it
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Postby Angel » Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:00 pm

stevew2 wrote:Frigas got a can of Paul Mitchell up his ass right now, and lovin it

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