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Postby MarcelJordan » Sun Jan 11, 2009 1:49 am

"SYDNEY (AFP) - - An Australian woman who allegedly set fire to her husband's genitals because she believed he was having an affair appeared in court on a murder charge Monday.
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After the fire spread through the family home, Rajini Narayan, 44, told neighbours she had only wanted to burn her husband's penis "so it belongs to me and no one else," prosecutors said.

"It's just his penis I wanted to burn, I didn't mean this to happen," she was quoted as saying, the Adelaide Advertiser reported.

Prosecutors said Narayan's engineer husband Satish was asleep in their double-storey Adelaide home when his wife doused his genitals with methylated spirit and set them on fire on December 8 last year.

The blaze spread when he jumped out of bed and knocked over the bottle of spirits, causing around a million dollars (700,000 US dollars) damage to the house and a neighbouring property, the court heard.

Narayan, 47, died in hospital last week.

His widow was remanded in custody until Friday, pending the results of a psychological assessment."

Poor widow?

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Postby Behshad » Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:12 am

Sad story. One cant help but wonder who the "Head of Household" will be after this ,,, :shock:
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Postby JRNYFan » Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:27 am

The things people do to stay married...
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Postby Michigan Girl » Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:34 am

A simple goodbye would have been sufficient!!! :? :wink:
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Postby lights1961 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:40 am

OUCH and a damn painful way to go!!! gives me the chills...
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Postby WIX » Sun Jan 11, 2009 2:43 am

That is a direct Violation of Penil Code 101 !
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Postby jrnyjunky » Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:05 am

The article said she suspected..she didn't know for sure. Thats just crazy to me. 1st of all, why do all of that if she just suspects? I would have to have proof. 2nd, just kick the bastard out. You get to keep the kick-ass house (700,000). 3rd, what if she had only burned his penis? Would she want to be married to a man with a non-working penis? I don't think so, I wouldn't. It better work and it better work well. They can save the taxpayers money on the psych evaluation. She isn't crazy, she just plain old STUPID!
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Postby stevew2 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:37 am

end of that hunk of burnin love
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Postby Behshad » Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:54 am

stevew2 wrote:end of that hunk of burnin love
{if you know what he means}
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Postby conversationpc » Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:56 am

Boy, talk about your loins being on fire. :shock:
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Postby stevew2 » Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:27 am

LLL wrote:Am I the only one that found it funny reading that article with that picture of Neal in the avatar right next to it? :lol: :lol: :lol:
lol thats fitting. i never notice shit like that
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Postby MarcelJordan » Mon Jan 12, 2009 2:50 am

LLL wrote:Am I the only one that found it funny reading that article with that picture of Neal in the avatar right next to it? :lol: :lol: :lol:


Now, now. Lets not start any wars :x :wink:

In Journey's Houston '81 show, Perry kind of hints about Neal's way of cheering himself up, just before Stone in Love :lol:
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Re: OT: To men who are thinking of cheating. Beware!

Postby ebake02 » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:03 am

MarcelJordan wrote:"SYDNEY (AFP) - - An Australian woman who allegedly set fire to her husband's genitals because she believed he was having an affair appeared in court on a murder charge Monday.
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After the fire spread through the family home, Rajini Narayan, 44, told neighbours she had only wanted to burn her husband's penis "so it belongs to me and no one else," prosecutors said.

"It's just his penis I wanted to burn, I didn't mean this to happen," she was quoted as saying, the Adelaide Advertiser reported.

Prosecutors said Narayan's engineer husband Satish was asleep in their double-storey Adelaide home when his wife doused his genitals with methylated spirit and set them on fire on December 8 last year.

The blaze spread when he jumped out of bed and knocked over the bottle of spirits, causing around a million dollars (700,000 US dollars) damage to the house and a neighbouring property, the court heard.

Narayan, 47, died in hospital last week.

His widow was remanded in custody until Friday, pending the results of a psychological assessment."

Poor widow?

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Postby Esc » Mon Jan 12, 2009 4:47 am

goodness, gracious, great balls on fire! :shock:
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Postby Aaron » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:27 am

Sounds like he needed it ....
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Re: OT: To men who are thinking of cheating. Beware!

Postby Voyager » Mon Jan 12, 2009 9:53 am

MarcelJordan wrote:It's just his penis I wanted to burn...


Once a woman is overcome with that desire, it's a hopeless cause. She won't be satisfied until the cock is in flames.

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Postby RossValoryRocks » Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:01 am

There is an old saying: The angle of the dangle is inversely proportionate to the heat of the meat...

I wonder if thie was proved in this case...or if it was the exception that proves the rule?
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Postby Voyager » Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:23 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:There is an old saying: The angle of the dangle is inversely proportionate to the heat of the meat...


Are you saying a guy with a bent cock is going to produce more friction in a vagina than with a straight one?

Don't make us read between the lines.

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Postby RossValoryRocks » Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:25 am

Voyager wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:There is an old saying: The angle of the dangle is inversely proportionate to the heat of the meat...


Are you saying a guy with a bent cock is going to produce more friction in a vagina?

Don't make us read between the lines.

:lol: :lol:


I can't diagram it...but...

When a guy is not hard...the angle from the belly is greater that when hard...

So...when I guy is excited the angle is smaller....

Why I am describing this I don't know...
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Postby Angel » Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:28 am

I think this explains why you should call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.
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Postby Voyager » Mon Jan 12, 2009 10:28 am

RossValoryRocks wrote:
Voyager wrote:
RossValoryRocks wrote:There is an old saying: The angle of the dangle is inversely proportionate to the heat of the meat...


Are you saying a guy with a bent cock is going to produce more friction in a vagina?

Don't make us read between the lines.

:lol: :lol:


I can't diagram it...but...

When a guy is not hard...the angle from the belly is greater that when hard...

So...when I guy is excited the angle is smaller....

Why I am describing this I don't know...


I was way off.

Don't leave so much to the imagination next time. There are some deviants around here.

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