Saint John wrote:lol...the world is
fine. And I was drug tested about 8 weeks ago when I stepped on a piece of metal that almost came through the top of my foot. It hurt almost as bad as listening to Mr. Big.

Is that the time the bitch whore nurse didn't give you the vicodin you so desperately needed?

You need to learn to really fucking sell it dude. When those bitches ask you what pain level you are on, and ask you to select that idiot number from the pain chart 1-10, you say 13, and demand a shot of Demerol and a handful of Vicodin ES. Seriously, go into convulsions and shit, roll your eyeballs back into your head like the fuckin Undertaker. It works!
I went in one time for scratch and walked out with a 30 count prescription. They can't hook you up to a device to see your "real" pain!? Fuck those overcharging, over compensated assholes. Nurses get paid way too much. Bitches wear sweats to work, walk around in Nikes and take about 2;45" to assign you a room and give you some drugs.