OT: George W. Bush Greatest Hits...Classic Material Here!

by **Enigma869** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:13 am

This shit simply can't be made up. It's almost as if I read some of this in print, I'd never believe it! This has to be the least articulate president, EVER. If there was one worse than this guy, god help us! While Obama makes everyone believe that "anything is possible" by a black man being elected president, I think W. gives not so bright people the hope that anything truly is possible if a dope like this can ascend to the highest office in the land. Don't get me wrong, I think W. would be a fun guy to have a beer with but this guy as president is still astonishing to me. Thank god there is only one more day of this comedy show!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KogebxJkHig Letterman's final "Great Moments in Presidential Speeches" from Friday night (This is CLASSIC)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxkpm7bH7j4

On another note, comedians can't be happy with Obama coming into office because they're going to have to find some new material. Although every president manages to find something to nail them on!

by **stevew2** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:37 am

that was funny as shit

by **conversationpc** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 7:22 am

Enigma869 wrote:On another note, comedians can't be happy with Obama coming into office because they're going to have to find some new material. Although every president manages to find something to nail them on!

I guarantee you there will be plenty of material. I also guarantee you that they won't be quite as mean-spirited about it, though.

by **Jana** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:02 am

conversationpc wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:On another note, comedians can't be happy with Obama coming into office because they're going to have to find some new material. Although every president manages to find something to nail them on!

I guarantee you there will be plenty of material. I also guarantee you that they won't be quite as mean-spirited about it, though.

Probably not for Obama. Too smooth and doesn't have the quirks others do. Comedians are already saying there's just not much to go on compared to Bill Clinton and George W. There was a wealth of material there.

But if it was Hillary Clinton, it would get mean-spirited. :lol:

by **kusweetcakes** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 8:08 am

Almost as good as the time he waved at Stevie Wonder! :roll:

by **texafana** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:00 pm

Enigma869 wrote:On another note, comedians can't be happy with Obama coming into office because they're going to have to find some new material. Although every president manages to find something to nail them on!

Look.....uh....look....we....uh.... look... I think David Letterman will have plenty of uh...look...material for another 4 years of look...uh....greatest moments in presidential speeches.

by **Esc** » Mon Jan 19, 2009 6:34 pm

why the hell did you guys voted for him?
twice.

and i thought filipinos are the only people allowed to elect comedians.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:32 am

Jana wrote:
conversationpc wrote:
I guarantee you there will be plenty of material. I also guarantee you that they won't be quite as mean-spirited about it, though.

Probably not for Obama. Too smooth and doesn't have the quirks others do. Comedians are already saying there's just not much to go on compared to Bill Clinton and George W.

Then those are comedians who aren't paying close enough attention. There is ALWAYS something, no matter who the 'target' is. His whole "change" thing alone is enough of a seed to start it. :lol:

Not to mention, the guy isn't even in office yet. Let's relax and give him 5 minutes to make an ass of himself. :twisted:

by **DrFU** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 2:45 am

Esc wrote:why the hell did you guys voted for him?
twice.

and i thought filipinos are the only people allowed to elect comedians.

Many of us didn't ... not for governor and not for president

The guy has always been a case of hubris on the hoof and a complete buffoon ; few people (including Ann Richards) even took him seriously the first time he ran for Texas governor.

However, he did gut it through what is arguably the hardest job in the world during some truly trying times. He showed up and worked at it for 8 years, so he has earned my (very grudging) respect.

by **The_Noble_Cause** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:05 am

DrFU wrote:He showed up and worked at it for 8 years, so he has earned my (very grudging) respect.

Actually, given how Bush's total vacation time now surpasses two years, it's more like 6.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:12 am

The_Noble_Cause wrote:
DrFU wrote:He showed up and worked at it for 8 years, so he has earned my (very grudging) respect.

Actually, given how Bush's total vacation days now surpass two years, it's more like 6.

That makes me absolutely sick. :evil:

by **brywool** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:18 am

Esc wrote:why the hell did you guys voted for him?
twice.
.

hahaha. No kidding!
Hey George, don't let the door hit your A$$ on the way out. Good Riddance.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:19 am

brywool wrote:Hey George, don't let the door hit your A$$ on the way out.

I say LET it hit him. As forcefully as possible, please.

by **Tito** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:35 am

The_Noble_Cause wrote:
DrFU wrote:He showed up and worked at it for 8 years, so he has earned my (very grudging) respect.

Actually, given how Bush's total vacation time now surpasses two years, it's more like 6.

I wished he would've took all 8 years as vacation as well as the rest of the politicans for that matter.

by **stevew2** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:51 am

Tito wrote:
The_Noble_Cause wrote:
DrFU wrote:He showed up and worked at it for 8 years, so he has earned my (very grudging) respect.

Actually, given how Bush's total vacation time now surpasses two years, it's more like 6.

I wished he would've took all 8 years as vacation as well as the rest of the politicans for that matter.

Didnt you vote for him numbnuts?

by **Michigan Girl** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 3:56 am

stevew2 wrote:
Tito wrote:
The_Noble_Cause wrote:
DrFU wrote:He showed up and worked at it for 8 years, so he has earned my (very grudging) respect.

Actually, given how Bush's total vacation time now surpasses two years, it's more like 6.

I wished he would've took all 8 years as vacation as well as the rest of the politicans for that matter.
Didnt you vote for him numbnuts?

Jeez.....help him out, Stevie!!! :wink:

by **stevew2** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:01 am

Tito wrote:
The_Noble_Cause wrote:
DrFU wrote:He showed up and worked at it for 8 years, so he has earned my (very grudging) respect.

Actually, given how Bush's total vacation time now surpasses two years, it's more like 6.

I wished he would've took all 8 years as vacation as well as the rest of the politicans for that matter.

ya what the fuck is a would "ve is that like a wolf dipper?

by **stevew2** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:01 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Tito wrote:
The_Noble_Cause wrote:
DrFU wrote:He showed up and worked at it for 8 years, so he has earned my (very grudging) respect.

Actually, given how Bush's total vacation time now surpasses two years, it's more like 6.

I wished he would've took all 8 years as vacation as well as the rest of the politicans for that matter.
Didnt you vote for him numbnuts?

Jeez.....help him out, Stevie!!!

Are you working doll?

by **Michigan Girl** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:04 am

stevew2 wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Tito wrote:
The_Noble_Cause wrote:
DrFU wrote:He showed up and worked at it for 8 years, so he has earned my (very grudging) respect.

Actually, given how Bush's total vacation time now surpasses two years, it's more like 6.

I wished he would've took all 8 years as vacation as well as the rest of the politicans for that matter.
Didnt you vote for him numbnuts?

Jeez.....help him out, Stevie!!!
Are you working doll?

Just for a bit!!! I have a few things to do.....I like the peace!!! :wink:

by **stevew2** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 4:07 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Tito wrote:
The_Noble_Cause wrote:
DrFU wrote:He showed up and worked at it for 8 years, so he has earned my (very grudging) respect.

Actually, given how Bush's total vacation time now surpasses two years, it's more like 6.

I wished he would've took all 8 years as vacation as well as the rest of the politicans for that matter.
Didnt you vote for him numbnuts?

Jeez.....help him out, Stevie!!!
Are you working doll?

Just for a bit!!! I have a few things to do.....I like the peace!!!

Good you have a great day you dish

by **Esc** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:37 am

DrFU wrote:why the hell did you guys voted for him?
twice.

Many of us didn't ... not for governor and not for president

then why did he win? :lol:

haha. i understand what you meant.
kinda frustrating right?
we filipinos have had a lion's share of lame, stupid, dirty politicians (you name it).
believe me, we can emphatize with you.

where can you find a first lady raping a whole country's wealth for 20 years in shoes and men, thrown out of office, exiled, and still
end up elected as a congresswoman?
...onli in da pilipins. :lol:

by **mdaemon** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:00 am

Esc wrote:why the hell did you guys voted for him?
twice.

and i thought filipinos are the only people allowed to elect comedians.

heh our votes get stolen, that's why. where else would a president running for re-election get recorded on tape talking to an election official to add a million vote to her and still be a president? onli in da pilipins

by **kusweetcakes** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:43 am

To put a nail in his own coffiin..he was quoted in People as saying his "most anxious" moment as President was throwing out the first pitch at a ball game....guess 9-11 was a walk in the park :roll:

by **texafana** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 3:23 am

Obama even messed up his swearing in today. Couldn't remember the 1st sentace. Hilarious. :roll:

by **Enigma869** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:04 am

texafana wrote:Obama even messed up his swearing in today. Couldn't remember the 1st sentace. Hilarious.

Get back to me when he starts getting off some gems like "misunderestimated" and "recruitaments"! :roll:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:27 am

texafana wrote:Obama even messed up his swearing in today. Couldn't remember the 1st sentace. Hilarious.

No he didn't... it was Roberts who misspoke, and threw the President off.

by **conversationpc** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:02 am

texafana wrote:Obama even messed up his swearing in today. Couldn't remember the 1st sentace. Hilarious.

Big deal...Biggest moment of his life and he messes up a sentence. :roll:

by **conversationpc** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:03 am

kusweetcakes wrote:To put a nail in his own coffiin..he was quoted in People as saying his "most anxious" moment as President was throwing out the first pitch at a ball game....guess 9-11 was a walk in the park

That was probably the one right after 9-11. Whoop-de-doo. Sometimes people are inspired to do big things at the toughest moments. I remember some moments in my own life when I was strangely calm at times that I should have been nervous or anxious and other times that I should not have been anxious when I was. There's nothing out of the ordinary about that.

by **RoyalOakRoadie** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:26 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
The_Noble_Cause wrote:
DrFU wrote:He showed up and worked at it for 8 years, so he has earned my (very grudging) respect.

Actually, given how Bush's total vacation days now surpass two years, it's more like 6.

That makes me absolutely sick.

What a load of crap. The Predident doesn't get ANY true vacation time. They just move his office, basically. He still works, gets daily briefings, etc.

by **Esc** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:28 am

conversationpc wrote:
texafana wrote:Obama even messed up his swearing in today. Couldn't remember the 1st sentace. Hilarious.

Big deal...Biggest moment of his life and he messes up a sentence.

he did messed up. yup, no big deal there. nothing to lose sleep of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81T48lgZs10

MR

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