Dumb dog, or dumb hunters?

[artist4perry]

ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT.

A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500.00 (with monthly payments of
$8 60.00).


He and a friend go duck hunting in upper Wisconsin It's mid-winter; and of
course all of the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the ice with their
GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR.

They decide they want to make a natural looking open water for the ducks to
focus on, something for the decoys to float in. Now making a hole in the ice
large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than
the average drill auger can produce. So, out of the back of the new Navigator
comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket
Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after
lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the
following course of action:

They light the 40 second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick
of dynamite as far away as possible. Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I
mentioned the NAVIGATOR, The GUNS, and the DOG...?

Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING;
especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it: The dog takes off
across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with
the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.

The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their
necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to
stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his Master, keeps coming. One
hunter panics, grabs the shotgu n and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with
#8 bird shot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab..
The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, then continues on. Another shot,
and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course
terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane. The dog takes off to find
cover, UNDER the brand new Navigator

The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck
touches the dog's rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and
takes off after his master.

Then " "" "" "" "" BOOOOOOOOOOOOM "" "" "" "" ! ! !

The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two
idiots standing there with "I can't believe this just happened" looks on their
faces.

The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by Illegal use of
explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy. And he still had yet to ma ke the first
of those $860.00 a month payments.

The dog is okay. . .doing fine.

And you thought Rednecks only live in the South...

[RossValoryRocks]

Never happened...it was also busted on Myth Busters...

http://www.snopes.com/critters/cruelty/dynamite.asp

[artist4perry]

Never happened...it was also busted on Myth Busters...

http://www.snopes.com/critters/cruelty/dynamite.asp

Someone sent me this via e-mail, I thought it was a funny story..............was it a insurance scam?
My mother in law sent it to me.......I will send her the story you put up, she will get a kick out of it, thanks! It would have been hysterical if it really did happen!

[Michigan Girl]

Never happened...it was also busted on Myth Busters...

http://www.snopes.com/critters/cruelty/dynamite.asp

Someone sent me this via e-mail, I thought it was a funny story..............was it a insurance scam?

Nope....just someone trying to scam you into believing there are yankee rednecks...

[Saint John]

Whether it is real or not, I'm laughing my ass off!!!

[bluejeangirl76]

Let's pretend for a minute that it did happen...

Verdict: dumb hunters

[artist4perry]

Let's pretend for a minute that it did happen...

Verdict: dumb hunters

Makes a great joke................. two hunters were hunting on a lake....................

[Esc]

filipinos wont get a problem like that.
pinoy dogs are stupid.
when you throw something, they just sit tight and stare at you.

all they do is run after tricycles.

[AlteredDNA]

:lol:
filipinos wont get a problem like that.
pinoy dogs are stupid.
when you throw something, they just sit tight and stare at you.

Or perhaps, the pinoy dogs are very smart...

[artist4perry]

Never happened...it was also busted on Myth Busters...

http://www.snopes.com/critters/cruelty/dynamite.asp

Someone sent me this via e-mail, I thought it was a funny story..............was it a insurance scam?

Nope....just someone trying to scam you into believing there are yankee rednecks...

I lived up north, I have seen some! They do exist! My ex-father in law.............for one!

[Esc]

:lol:
filipinos wont get a problem like that.
pinoy dogs are stupid.
when you throw something, they just sit tight and stare at you.

Or perhaps, the pinoy dogs are very smart...

nah..take it from me.
..or maybe, im just not a fan for dogs.

[Saint John]

:lol:
filipinos wont get a problem like that.
pinoy dogs are stupid.
when you throw something, they just sit tight and stare at you.

Or perhaps, the pinoy dogs are very smart...

I agree. The dog is probably thinking "Fuck you...you threw it. You can go get it."

[Esc]

:lol:
filipinos wont get a problem like that.
pinoy dogs are stupid.
when you throw something, they just sit tight and stare at you.

Or perhaps, the pinoy dogs are very smart...

OK not all of them are dumb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPQJbhLRvG4

[Jana]

:lol:
filipinos wont get a problem like that.
pinoy dogs are stupid.
when you throw something, they just sit tight and stare at you.

Or perhaps, the pinoy dogs are very smart...

OK not all of them are dumb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPQJbhLRvG4

aww, how sweet. He's got better rhythm dancing than most guys.

[Carla777]

:lol:
filipinos wont get a problem like that.
pinoy dogs are stupid.
when you throw something, they just sit tight and stare at you.

Or perhaps, the pinoy dogs are very smart...

OK not all of them are dumb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPQJbhLRvG4

aww, how sweet. He's got better rhythm dancing than most guys.

If the story is true...well definitely dumb hunters
and yeah that dog got rhythm! love dogs

[The Sushi Hunter]

Dumb dog, or dumb hunters?

Neither....dumb story.

I have a hard-on when it comes to these types of stories being circulated by way of spam junk e-mail like so many of these types are. At the very bottom it would have instructed the recipiant to pass it on to ten other people or suffer a year of bad luck.

[artist4perry]

Dumb dog, or dumb hunters?

Neither....dumb story.

I have a hard-on when it comes to these types of stories being circulated by way of spam junk e-mail like so many of these types are. At the very bottom it would have instructed the recipiant to pass it on to ten other people or suffer a year of bad luck.

Nope, no such chain mail............ My friends know I don't pass on stuff to friends, I just found it an amusing story. Sorry to bore you!

[Michigan Girl]

Dumb dog, or dumb hunters?

Neither....dumb story.

I have a hard-on when it comes to these types of stories being circulated by way of spam junk e-mail like so many of these types are. At the very bottom it would have instructed the recipiant to pass it on to ten other people or suffer a year of bad luck.

That's good, right?!?!?!

[The Sushi Hunter]

Dumb dog, or dumb hunters?

Neither....dumb story.

I have a hard-on when it comes to these types of stories being circulated by way of spam junk e-mail like so many of these types are. At the very bottom it would have instructed the recipiant to pass it on to ten other people or suffer a year of bad luck.

That's good, right?!?!?!

Yeah, right.....that's a good thing, God also has a hard-on, as best described by my only hero, R. Lee Ermey:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t4FgmaKOy8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Nf1MK7lts

The best half hour of true reality recreated in movie format ever. When I see this, I relive those precious moments I truly began to live my life, in basic training.

[Michigan Girl]

Dumb dog, or dumb hunters?

Neither....dumb story.

I have a hard-on when it comes to these types of stories being circulated by way of spam junk e-mail like so many of these types are. At the very bottom it would have instructed the recipiant to pass it on to ten other people or suffer a year of bad luck.

That's good, right?!?!?!

Yeah, right.....that's a good thing, God also has a hard-on, as best described by my only hero, R. Lee Ermey:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t4FgmaKOy8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Nf1MK7lts

The best half hour of true reality recreated in movie format ever. When I see this, I relive those precious moments I truly began to live my life, in basic training.

LMAO!!!
wow ....whole new perspective here!!!

[nutz4Neal]

Speaking of animal friendships (we were, weren't we )

Anyway..enjoy this one..

http://www.cbsnews.com:80/video/watch/?id=4696315n

[indigo]

Being a Black Lab owner I cringed when I read the first part of the story. Any well-trained dog would immediately stop on the blast of a whistle and come back when directed to. These guys must have been beginners, complete idiots, or both. They shouldn't be allowed to have a hunting license or even own a dog, for that matter.

[Carla777]

Speaking of animal friendships (we were, weren't we )

Anyway..enjoy this one..

http://www.cbsnews.com:80/video/watch/?id=4696315n

The story is incredible and very sweet ..that's friendship