SP Picture Caption

[PowerChords]

"I said this is Steve, not Bonnie. Who the hell is Bonnie Tyler?"

[Voyager]

I don't give a damn how many Journey greatist hits albums are on the market, I want another released asap! Got that???

[finalfight]

"Yes, I am happy with my long distance provider!"

[bluejeangirl76]

"Tito, put Jon back on.........."

"Jon... Put Tito back on..."

[Angel]

"Yes, I am happy with my long distance provider!"

[Liquid_Drummer]

HIs phone rings,

"Neal !! You fucker, hows it going ? Enjoying the tour with Arnel ? Great !!! Oh me ? Ya counting all the money you guys are making me. . CLICK>.....

[finalfight]

HIs phone rings,

"Neal !! You fucker, hows it going ? Enjoying the tour with Arnel ? Great !!! Oh me ? Ya counting all the money you guys are making me. . CLICK>.....

Problem being his voice was so hoarse he had to text it instead of actually saying it!

[madsplash]

"No, I've never heard of Madsplash or his cousin's sister's best friend!"

Don't be so sure about that, FF.

P.S. It's sister's CLOSE friend. No cousin involved. I've got a LOT of other stuff I could say, but I'll bite my tounge, for now.

[finalfight]

Don't be so sure about that, FF.

"We'll see..."

[finalfight]

P.S. It's sister's CLOSE friend. No cousin involved. I've got a LOT of other stuff I could say, but I'll bite my tounge, for now.

Are you sure your cousin wasn't involved? It would definitely explain a lot"!

Now as for your other 'cough' insider info 'cough' either sh!t or get off the pot!



P.S - Don't bite your tongue too hard unless you are trying to make it swell enough to accurately recreate Perry's current vocal sound...

Kidding Steve, I know you can still sing!

[madsplash]

P.S. It's sister's CLOSE friend. No cousin involved. I've got a LOT of other stuff I could say, but I'll bite my tounge, for now.

Are you sure your cousin wasn't involved? It would definitely explain a lot"!

Now as for your other 'cough' insider info 'cough' either sh!t or get off the pot!



P.S - Don't bite your tongue too hard unless you are trying to make it swell enough to accurately recreate Perry's current vocal sound...

Kidding Steve, I know you can still sing!

No FF, even though I'm from West Virginia, there is no cousin involved!(See, I'm laughing at myself, I CAN do it).

I'm off the pot for now. If I said right now what I'd could, there'd be an expolsion all over this place. From now on, it's all about my timing. It's hard holding back, but I have to, for many reasons.

And as for Steve's current singing voice, I'll say it Wheel of Fortune style, W_' L L S_ E

[finalfight]

P.S. It's sister's CLOSE friend. No cousin involved. I've got a LOT of other stuff I could say, but I'll bite my tounge, for now.

Are you sure your cousin wasn't involved? It would definitely explain a lot"!

Now as for your other 'cough' insider info 'cough' either sh!t or get off the pot!



P.S - Don't bite your tongue too hard unless you are trying to make it swell enough to accurately recreate Perry's current vocal sound...

Kidding Steve, I know you can still sing!

No FF, even though I'm from West Virginia, there is no cousin involved!(See, I'm laughing at myself, I CAN do it).

I'm off the pot for now. If I said right now what I'd could, there'd be an expolsion all over this place. From now on, it's all about my timing. It's hard holding back, but I have to, for many reasons.

And as for Steve's current singing voice, I'll say it Wheel of Fortune style, W_' L L S_ E

'cough' Bullsh!t 'cough'

Dude, this forum as with any is all about sharing. So give up what you got or I will share your home address and telephone number with the loons!

Again, kidding! If anyone wants Steve Perry's..umm..Madsplash's address it can be found on Star Maps. If not at home try the local Blue Oyster bar!

[Esc]

hello andrew...steve here.
change my screen name from madsplash to knelsky.
no its knelski, not nailme! k...n.. e... oh fuck...just forget it.

[S2M]

'What's that? Oh yeah, my vocals did suck ass during the ROR tour. Neal did ask me to do some lippin, but I told that Napoleon motherfucker to get some damn lifts and shut the fuck up!'

[SP Fan in Oregon]

Put $10,000.00 to WIN on that colt my neighbor owns,
and let me know how it turns out in the next race.

[TRAGChick]

"Hello - Andrew? Yeah; Steve here....look - those SPoons are TAME compared to the 2 behind me.....they've been following me all day...!"

[finalfight]

"Hello - Andrew? Yeah; Steve here....look - those SPoons are TAME compared to the 2 behind me.....they've been following me all day...!"

...like dogs on heat!

[YoungJRNY]

(thinking) "I'm just going to pretend to be on my phone so I don't have to deal with any 'my life is Journey' assholes."

[PowerChords]

Put $10,000.00 to WIN on that colt my neighbor owns,
and let me know how it turns out in the next race.

Explain your AV please. Yowwwwzaaaaa. Is this you?

[bluejeangirl76]

...like dogs on heat!

"On" heat? How does that work?

[TRAGChick]

**calling his answering machine** "Hi this is Steve....I'm not home right now; leave a message"*BEEP!*

"Remember to pick up cat litter, dry-cleaning, milk....."

[PowerChords]

**calling his answering machine** "Hi this is Steve....I'm not home right now; leave a message"*BEEP!*

"Remember to pick up cat litter, dry-cleaning, milk....."

Is he saying this to Randy Jackson?

[TRAGChick]

**calling his answering machine** "Hi this is Steve....I'm not home right now; leave a message"*BEEP!*

"Remember to pick up cat litter, dry-cleaning, milk....."

Is he saying this to Randy Jackson?

Haha....no; it's a "reminder" call to himself.

C'mon; didn't you ever......have to........um..........oh...........

never mind.

[TRAGChick]

**taking another step** "Can you hear me now.....? GOOD!"

[Rick]

**taking another step** "Can you hear me now.....? GOOD!"

[bluejeangirl76]

(thinking:) If I just hold the phone up and go "Mmm hmm" a lot, people will think I'm talking and leave me the hell alone. Especially these two dickbags behind me.

[finalfight]

**calling his answering machine** "Hi this is Steve....I'm not home right now; leave a message"*BEEP!*

"Remember to pick up cat litter, dry-cleaning, milk....."

Is he saying this to Randy Jackson?

No, Madsplash.

[TRAGChick]

**listening to the Muzak version of "Frontiers" while waiting for Customer Service.**

[artist4perry]

Don't be so sure about that, FF.

"We'll see..."

Hey is this the sisters, couzins, aunt of a twice removed janitor from my second t-shirt dealers uncle? Remember leaking that crap about my album? Say hello to my lawyer..................

[finalfight]

Don't be so sure about that, FF.

"We'll see..."

Hey is this the sisters, couzins, aunt of a twice removed janitor from my second t-shirt dealers uncle? Remember leaking that crap about my album? Say hello to my lawyer..................