OT: Michigan Man Arrested For Having Sex With Vacuum

by **Enigma869** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:29 pm

One more reason not to use the vacuums at your local car wash. What a fucking nutbag :shock:

http://archives.chicagotribune.com/2008 ... -vacuumsex

Man arrested for sex act with vacuum in car wash
Associated Press
THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. - Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn’t immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

by **The Sushi Hunter** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:20 pm

On the surface this is a funny story, but really look at the big picture here. In 50 or so years from now (if man still exists), the group of these types of individuals will be greater in number and will attempt at changing the law and marry the vacuum. Vacuums need health benefits also, er I mean service benefits also. So we look at this moron in discussed, but think about it, we do so..... much like most of society looked at homosexuals who were having sex with the same sex 50 or so years ago.....Really....think about it.

by **stevew2** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:22 pm

Enigma869 wrote:One more reason not to use the vacuums at your local car wash. What a fucking nutbag

http://archives.chicagotribune.com/2008 ... -vacuumsex

Man arrested for sex act with vacuum in car wash
Associated Press
THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. - Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County’s Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn’t immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

Sounds like something they would do in NC

by **Maui Tom** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:25 pm

I doggied an Oreck once...gotta admit it wasn't half bad....

by **stevew2** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:28 pm

Maui Tom wrote:I doggied an Oreck once...gotta admit it wasn't half bad....

i prefer Electrelocs

by **Maui Tom** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:29 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:I doggied an Oreck once...gotta admit it wasn't half bad....
i prefer Electrelocs

Oreck had more attachments...

by **stevew2** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:31 pm

Maui Tom wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:I doggied an Oreck once...gotta admit it wasn't half bad....
i prefer Electrelocs

Oreck had more attachments...

Hoover just doesnt have the suction

by **bluejeangirl76** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:32 pm

Maui Tom wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:I doggied an Oreck once...gotta admit it wasn't half bad....
i prefer Electrelocs

Oreck had more attachments...

Sounds like you speak from experience.

by **Maui Tom** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:32 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:I doggied an Oreck once...gotta admit it wasn't half bad....
i prefer Electrelocs

Oreck had more attachments...
Hoover just doesnt have the suction

Hoover just lays there...no emotion...

by **stevew2** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:34 pm

Maui Tom wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:I doggied an Oreck once...gotta admit it wasn't half bad....
i prefer Electrelocs

Oreck had more attachments...
Hoover just doesnt have the suction

Hoover just lays there...no emotion...

i dont want emotion from a vac. i want suckion damn it

by **Don** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:35 pm

A hoover and toothpaste, we can start from there and work our way forward.

by **Maui Tom** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:35 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:I doggied an Oreck once...gotta admit it wasn't half bad....
i prefer Electrelocs

Oreck had more attachments...
Hoover just doesnt have the suction

Hoover just lays there...no emotion...
i dont want emotion from a vac. i want suckion damn it

change the bag once in awhile and you will be good to go...

by **stevew2** » Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:37 pm

Maui Tom wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:I doggied an Oreck once...gotta admit it wasn't half bad....
i prefer Electrelocs

Oreck had more attachments...
Hoover just doesnt have the suction

Hoover just lays there...no emotion...
i dont want emotion from a vac. i want suckion damn it

change the bag once in awhile and you will be good to go...

thank for the tip, thants what happened

by **journey062393** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:01 am

Now i finally know what it means when they say "It's 10 o'clock and Michigan still sucks!" :lol:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:08 am

I remember reading this story back when it happened but... :shock:

I still don't get this. Getting sucked off by a vacuum? At a CAR WASH?

Dude... you have a HAND! Crank one out and go to bed, end of story.
Or at least use your own vacuum at home if you're gonna be a sick ass about it. :twisted:

by **T-Bone** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:19 am

Now imagine.... Some other pervert out there had the same idea with the same vacuum just a few hours before, but that pervert had a little "something". :shock:

by **Deb** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:24 am

Maui Tom wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Maui Tom wrote:I doggied an Oreck once...gotta admit it wasn't half bad....
i prefer Electrelocs

Oreck had more attachments...
Hoover just doesnt have the suction

Hoover just lays there...no emotion...

LMAO! Thanks for the chuckles with my morning coffee, you two. :lol:

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:32 am

T-Bone wrote:Now imagine.... Some other pervert out there had the same idea with the same vacuum just a few hours before, but that pervert had a little "something".

That would suck!

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:34 am

Rhiannon wrote:
T-Bone wrote:Now imagine.... Some other pervert out there had the same idea with the same vacuum just a few hours before, but that pervert had a little "something".

That would suck!

Harrrrr dee harrrrr! :roll:

by **Arkansas** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:36 am

Maui Tom wrote:I doggied an Oreck once...gotta admit it wasn't half bad....

Just remember to use a good hepa filter. Vacuum STDs are a b!tch.

later~

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 1:44 am

journey062393 wrote:Now i finally know what it means when they say "It's 10 o'clock and Michigan still sucks!"

He got more action from that vacuum than your Ohio dude got from
the wood..... :wink:

Didn't JFB post this some time ago?!?!

http://www.mylot.com/w/discussions/1453374.aspx
Man arrested for having sex with a picnic table
oneandonemakesix (24118) ranked 50 out of 7,337 in sex 11 months ago

Ok I couldn't post this just anywhere because this is just to sick but its true.

http://www.fox19.com/Glob...

This is one of those headlines that you have to read and re-read and then read the story because you can't believe it...

But this man from Ohio was caught on tape for having sex with a picnic table

>Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could have seen Price. <

I can not believe that this man is this sick and would do this in such proximity that children could possibly see him doi this.

I can't believe someone was that desperate to have sex that he needed a picnic table, this really beats the vacuum cleaner story that I posted about a month ago....

The man has been charged with 4 felonies of public indecency. These charges are normally misdemeanors but this guy is special they are felonies,

This man is married with 3 kids and neighbors are worried about his children and him doing this....he was released on his own recognizance.

OK...

How to make this a discussion...

Do you think this man is as sick as I do?
What is the weirdest thing you've ever heard of having ssex with....

The first man was with a vacuum cleaner, and at least he tried to do that somewhat in private he got caught by a security guard...

and now this...

So this guy is a total nut case in my book...

Do you know any guy who would use a picnic table for sex?

Mooch

by **hoagiepete** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:24 am

Rhiannon wrote:
T-Bone wrote:Now imagine.... Some other pervert out there had the same idea with the same vacuum just a few hours before, but that pervert had a little "something".

That would suck!

Shit...beat me to it.

by **Rhiannon** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:26 am

Michigan Girl wrote:Do you know any guy who would use a picnic table for sex?

Yes, but they'd all have women underneath them on that table! :shock:

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:37 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:I remember reading this story back when it happened but...
I still don't get this. Getting sucked off by a vacuum? At a CAR WASH?

Dude... you have a HAND! Crank one out and go to bed, end of story.
Or at least use your own vacuum at home if you're gonna be a sick ass about it.

Oh come on?! Big deal? The only reason this is news is because it happened at a car wash.

Seriously, guys be honest, you mean to tell me none of you were vacuuming the apartment or house and said, "hey, that would probably work pretty well." I did. I sat on the bed and turned it on. I thought I was going to have to pull the sheets out of my ass. I thought I was de-penised. :shock:

That fucker pulled me around the room like a hopped up water skier behind a real fast boat. I am not joking. It was one of those vacuums you pulled around the house with the hose. Eureka I believe. My only problem, and this can be a bit graphic, was my thing, um, curves a bit. The hose is as straight as a Kansas Interstate. That didn't feel so hot, but I didn't let it stop me.

Oh and for the record, so you all don't call the Santa Monica insane asylum, I was 13 yrs old. So put down the phone genius's. I already know some of you have your sweet little digits on the phone pad. Stop, it's ok. Harmless teenage curiosity.

by **T-Bone** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:40 am

Did you have to slip it a roofie first? :lol:

by **Uno_up** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:41 am

Rockindeano wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I remember reading this story back when it happened but...
I still don't get this. Getting sucked off by a vacuum? At a CAR WASH?

Dude... you have a HAND! Crank one out and go to bed, end of story.
Or at least use your own vacuum at home if you're gonna be a sick ass about it.

Oh come on?! Big deal? The only reason this is news is because it happened at a car wash.

Seriously, guys be honest, you mean top tell me none of you were vacuuming the apartment or house and said, "hey, that would probably work pretty well." I did. I sat on the bed and turned it on. I thought I was going to have to pull the sheets out of my ass. I thought I was de-penised. That fucker pulled me around the room like a hopped up water skier behind a real fast boat. I am not joking. It was one of those vacuums you pulled around the house with the hose. Eureka I believe. My only problem, and this can be a bit graphic, was my thing, um, curves a bit. The hose is as straight as a Kansas Interstate. That didn't feel so hot, but I didn't let it stop me.

Geezus dude!
You should have switched the attachment to the one with the soft bristles all the way around. Much more pleasurable.

by **Michigan Girl** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:42 am

I am LMAO!!! :wink:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:42 am

Rockindeano wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I remember reading this story back when it happened but...
I still don't get this. Getting sucked off by a vacuum? At a CAR WASH?

Dude... you have a HAND! Crank one out and go to bed, end of story.
Or at least use your own vacuum at home if you're gonna be a sick ass about it.

Oh come on?! Big deal? The only reason this is news is because it happened at a car wash.

Seriously, guys be honest, you mean top tell me none of you were vacuuming the apartment or house and said, "hey, that would probably work pretty well." I did. I sat on the bed and turned it on.

Alright, maybe I don't get it because I don't have one.
So, what you're saying is guys will basically stick their dicks in damn near anything? :shock:

by **Rockindeano** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:44 am

Uno_up wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:I remember reading this story back when it happened but...
I still don't get this. Getting sucked off by a vacuum? At a CAR WASH?

Dude... you have a HAND! Crank one out and go to bed, end of story.
Or at least use your own vacuum at home if you're gonna be a sick ass about it.

Oh come on?! Big deal? The only reason this is news is because it happened at a car wash.

Seriously, guys be honest, you mean top tell me none of you were vacuuming the apartment or house and said, "hey, that would probably work pretty well." I did. I sat on the bed and turned it on. I thought I was going to have to pull the sheets out of my ass. I thought I was de-penised. That fucker pulled me around the room like a hopped up water skier behind a real fast boat. I am not joking. It was one of those vacuums you pulled around the house with the hose. Eureka I believe. My only problem, and this can be a bit graphic, was my thing, um, curves a bit. The hose is as straight as a Kansas Interstate. That didn't feel so hot, but I didn't let it stop me.

Geezus dude!
You should have switched the attachment to the one with the soft bristles all the way around. Much more pleasurable.