OT: I'm so proud of the people I work with.

[Rick]

WTF?

FAIL!! Slightly over loaded.

Check what it says on the back of the cart. "Mail Only".

Some don't give a shit about what carts they use.

This was on Superbowl Sunday, right here at DFW, btw.

[Rockindeano]

WTF?

FAIL!! Slightly over loaded.

Check what it says on the back of the cart. "Mail Only".

Some don't give a shit about what carts they use.

This was on Superbowl Sunday, right here at DFW, btw.

Can you at all blame em? They were in haste to get in and watch a real halftime show. Bruce and E Street. It's not like you can blame them, right?




PS- Let's get hammered dude, and destroy this fucking place tonight?!!

[Don]

WTF?

FAIL!! Slightly over loaded.

Check what it says on the back of the cart. "Mail Only".

Some don't give a shit about what carts they use.

This was on Superbowl Sunday, right here at DFW, btw.

It all fit, so what's the problem?

[Rockindeano]

You dumb bastard GBot- I had bags packed so high on my Amtrak carts, an entire freight train couldn't handle it! I managed to throw them all on the baggage car and then in the downstairs bathrooms of the crew car. I know I broke a camera or two on that stop. "Fuck em" was my motto then.

Did I ever tell the story of the asshole who wanted his entire house shipped to Portland, OR and was such an asshole I shipped all his shit to Portland, Maine? hahahaha

[Babyblue]

You dumb bastard GBot- I had bags packed so high on my Amtrak carts, an entire freight train couldn't handle it! I managed to throw them all on the baggage car and then in the downstairs bathrooms of the crew car. I know I broke a camera or two on that stop. "Fuck em" was my motto then.

Did I ever tell the story of the asshole who wanted his entire house shipped to Portland, OR and was such an asshole I shipped all his shit to Portland, Maine? hahahaha

That is so not funny.

[Rockindeano]

You dumb bastard GBot- I had bags packed so high on my Amtrak carts, an entire freight train couldn't handle it! I managed to throw them all on the baggage car and then in the downstairs bathrooms of the crew car. I know I broke a camera or two on that stop. "Fuck em" was my motto then.

Did I ever tell the story of the asshole who wanted his entire house shipped to Portland, OR and was such an asshole I shipped all his shit to Portland, Maine? hahahaha

That is so not funny.

Um yeah it is. That guy was a prick. Called me a "time wasting piece of waste." Fuck him, his wife and his two homely kids. Get your shit in 2 weeks not 2 days asshole.

LOL, I still to this day laugh out loud.

[RobbieG]

You dumb bastard GBot- I had bags packed so high on my Amtrak carts, an entire freight train couldn't handle it! I managed to throw them all on the baggage car and then in the downstairs bathrooms of the crew car. I know I broke a camera or two on that stop. "Fuck em" was my motto then.

Did I ever tell the story of the asshole who wanted his entire house shipped to Portland, OR and was such an asshole I shipped all his shit to Portland, Maine? hahahaha

That is so not funny.

Um yeah it is. That guy was a prick. Called me a "time wasting piece of waste." Fuck him, his wife and his two homely kids. Get your shit in 2 weeks not 2 days asshole.

LOL, I still to this day laugh out loud.

Not cool. Not great customer service. mmm I wonder why he call you a "time wasting piece of waste" I thought you acted like that only here on MR.

[Rick]

While Dean is probably right about the guys wanting to get inside to see the game, that cart was WAY overloaded, but there's a reason for that. There are "supposedly" (bullshit) enough pieces of equipment to handle any job, but if you've ever transferred flights at DFW, you'll know that's it's a monstrous place, and finding that piece of equipment might be an arduous task. So they do what you've seen in that picture. Albeit, not many times to that extreme. And there's a reason for THAT. According to rules, there has to be a ground equipment maintenance person "on the clock" to maintain each piece of equipment "in service". So they minimize the "in service" pieces of equipment, to reduce man power. That, along with our asses being always in a big hurry all the time anymore, is why your luggage gets smashed, scratched, or dented. Sad, but true.

And Deano, I'm all set to get hammered.

[bluejeangirl76]

That, along with our asses being always in a big hurry all the time anymore, is why your luggage gets smashed, scratched, or dented. Sad, but true.

Well, thanks a lot. Dick.

[RossValoryRocks]

Did I ever tell the story of the asshole who wanted his entire house shipped to Portland, OR and was such an asshole I shipped all his shit to Portland, Maine? hahahaha

That is the FUNNIEST fucking thing I ever heard of...I cannot stand assholes who view people doing a job for them as beneath them...so good for you...

[Rick]

That, along with our asses being always in a big hurry all the time anymore, is why your luggage gets smashed, scratched, or dented. Sad, but true.

Well, thanks a lot. Dick.

Would it help if I told you that I never do that? Promise? It's true.

[Melissa]

Rick! Totally OT from this, but Lynn and I got such a kick out of the bathrooms in DFW being labeled "Toilets" instead of restrooms or bathrooms, etc. Not sure why that's so funny...maybe what I drank tonight

[Rick]

Rick! Totally OT from this, but Lynn and I got such a kick out of the bathrooms in DFW being labeled "Toilets" instead of restrooms or bathrooms, etc. Not sure why that's so funny...maybe what I drank tonight

Well I guess it's better than "Shitters" I actually hadn't noticed that, to be honest. Toilets sounds kind of "military' or something. Leave it to DFW to be that way.

[G.I.Jim]

Rick! Totally OT from this, but Lynn and I got such a kick out of the bathrooms in DFW being labeled "Toilets" instead of restrooms or bathrooms, etc. Not sure why that's so funny...maybe what I drank tonight

Well I guess it's better than "Shitters" I actually hadn't noticed that, to be honest. Toilets sounds kind of "military' or something. Leave it to DFW to be that way.

Nope...we call them "latrines". Some branches (Marines, Navy) call it "The head". Sorry... had to get all technical on you. Carry on!

[bluejeangirl76]

Rick! Totally OT from this, but Lynn and I got such a kick out of the bathrooms in DFW being labeled "Toilets" instead of restrooms or bathrooms, etc. Not sure why that's so funny...maybe what I drank tonight

Well I guess it's better than "Shitters" I actually hadn't noticed that, to be honest. Toilets sounds kind of "military' or something. Leave it to DFW to be that way.

Toilet is a ridiculous word. Who even says that?
I thought the military term for it was 'latrine' or 'head'. I always hated that... "I gotta hit the head."
I always want to go "How about I hit you in the head?"

[bluejeangirl76]

Jinx, Jim!! You owe me a a coke!

Or preferably a Miller Lite.

[Rick]

Rick! Totally OT from this, but Lynn and I got such a kick out of the bathrooms in DFW being labeled "Toilets" instead of restrooms or bathrooms, etc. Not sure why that's so funny...maybe what I drank tonight

Well I guess it's better than "Shitters" I actually hadn't noticed that, to be honest. Toilets sounds kind of "military' or something. Leave it to DFW to be that way.

Nope...we call them "latrines". Some branches (Marines, Navy) call it "The head". Sorry... had to get all technical on you. Carry on!

Well, that show's you how much military knowledge I have.

[Rick]

Jinx, Jim!! You owe me a a coke!

Or preferably a Miller Lite.

Shiner, try Shiner. I'm one of their newest and biggest fans. Great, dark beer.

[Melissa]

Rick! Totally OT from this, but Lynn and I got such a kick out of the bathrooms in DFW being labeled "Toilets" instead of restrooms or bathrooms, etc. Not sure why that's so funny...maybe what I drank tonight

Well I guess it's better than "Shitters" I actually hadn't noticed that, to be honest. Toilets sounds kind of "military' or something. Leave it to DFW to be that way.

Now that would be even funnier! I can just see it:

<-----Men's Shitters
Women's Shitters----->

[bluejeangirl76]

Rick! Totally OT from this, but Lynn and I got such a kick out of the bathrooms in DFW being labeled "Toilets" instead of restrooms or bathrooms, etc. Not sure why that's so funny...maybe what I drank tonight

Well I guess it's better than "Shitters" I actually hadn't noticed that, to be honest. Toilets sounds kind of "military' or something. Leave it to DFW to be that way.

Now that would be even funnier! I can just see it:

<-----Men's Shitters
Women's Shitters----->

Even better...

"Drain Snake Here ---->"

"<---- Tap Kitty Here"

[Rick]

Rick! Totally OT from this, but Lynn and I got such a kick out of the bathrooms in DFW being labeled "Toilets" instead of restrooms or bathrooms, etc. Not sure why that's so funny...maybe what I drank tonight

Well I guess it's better than "Shitters" I actually hadn't noticed that, to be honest. Toilets sounds kind of "military' or something. Leave it to DFW to be that way.

Now that would be even funnier! I can just see it:

<-----Men's Shitters
Women's Shitters----->

Reminds me of the movie Christmas Vacation. Randy Quaid is dumping his "RV's" contents into one of the street drains, and sees an uppity neighbor watching and says "Shitter's full!"

[Shadowsong]

Rick! Totally OT from this, but Lynn and I got such a kick out of the bathrooms in DFW being labeled "Toilets" instead of restrooms or bathrooms, etc. Not sure why that's so funny...maybe what I drank tonight

Well I guess it's better than "Shitters" I actually hadn't noticed that, to be honest. Toilets sounds kind of "military' or something. Leave it to DFW to be that way.

Toilet is a ridiculous word. Who even says that?
I thought the military term for it was 'latrine' or 'head'. I always hated that... "I gotta hit the head."
I always want to go "How about I hit you in the head?"

I seem to remember a layover in New Zealand....
Toilets...
Arrrgh
still...any port is good in a storm....

[Melissa]

Rick! Totally OT from this, but Lynn and I got such a kick out of the bathrooms in DFW being labeled "Toilets" instead of restrooms or bathrooms, etc. Not sure why that's so funny...maybe what I drank tonight

Well I guess it's better than "Shitters" I actually hadn't noticed that, to be honest. Toilets sounds kind of "military' or something. Leave it to DFW to be that way.

Now that would be even funnier! I can just see it:

<-----Men's Shitters
Women's Shitters----->

Even better...

"Drain Snake Here ---->"

"<---- Tap Kitty Here"

[Arianddu]

Rick! Totally OT from this, but Lynn and I got such a kick out of the bathrooms in DFW being labeled "Toilets" instead of restrooms or bathrooms, etc. Not sure why that's so funny...maybe what I drank tonight

Well I guess it's better than "Shitters" I actually hadn't noticed that, to be honest. Toilets sounds kind of "military' or something. Leave it to DFW to be that way.

Toilet is a ridiculous word. Who even says that?
I thought the military term for it was 'latrine' or 'head'. I always hated that... "I gotta hit the head."
I always want to go "How about I hit you in the head?"

I seem to remember a layover in New Zealand....
Toilets...
Arrrgh
still...any port is good in a storm....

Yup, New Zealand, Australia - even the UK. Call it what it is
See, I can't get over grown up, mature, intelligent Americans talking about 'going potty'... WTF?

[Melissa]

Rick! Totally OT from this, but Lynn and I got such a kick out of the bathrooms in DFW being labeled "Toilets" instead of restrooms or bathrooms, etc. Not sure why that's so funny...maybe what I drank tonight

Well I guess it's better than "Shitters" I actually hadn't noticed that, to be honest. Toilets sounds kind of "military' or something. Leave it to DFW to be that way.

Now that would be even funnier! I can just see it:

<-----Men's Shitters
Women's Shitters----->

Reminds me of the movie Christmas Vacation. Randy Quaid is dumping his "RV's" contents into one of the street drains, and sees an uppity neighbor watching and says "Shitter's full!"

I love, love, love that movie! My husband walks around spouting one liners from movies and stuff ALL the time, and at Christmastime loves using some from that one

[JH'sTXfan]

[Rick]

THAT ought to be in EVERY airport. That's perfect.

[bluejeangirl76]

See, I can't get over grown up, mature, intelligent Americans talking about 'going potty'... WTF?

Omg, I know.

My boss says that. I don't know if it's because she has an 8 year old at home and can't relieve herself (ha!) of that habit of saying it, or what, but I always think "My god, your kid isn't HERE... just say 'bathroom'!"

[Rick]

See, I can't get over grown up, mature, intelligent Americans talking about 'going potty'... WTF?

Omg, I know.

My boss says that. I don't know if it's because she has an 8 year old at home and can't relieve herself (ha!) of that habit of saying it, or what, but I always think "My god, your kid isn't HERE... just say 'bathroom'!"

Or 'Shitter'. I like that one. It's because of Randy Quaid.

[S2M]

Guys at my job always ask each other if they 'streamed' up the bathroom. Or they announce that they are going for a 'steamer'....

Eh.....one guy evens goes to 'pinch a loaf'.....