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Postby artist4perry » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:12 am

brywool wrote:
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Um, why does every Valentines Day card from a guy read like some kind of half-apology?
Most of them start out with

"I know we never..."
"Sometimes I don't..."


I think it's obvious those are written by women. Honestly, every year I go looking for a VDCard, I have to wade through the 100s of Apologetic Cards to reach ONE halfway decent card that's not something about how I don't make the grade.

It's either this or it's those cards that have like, 6 pages of the hokiest bs...

I think I will start making my own with color crayons....

By the way, Happy Valentines Day to those that celebrate it.


Happyalmost Heart day to you as well Sir!

I'd be happy to get an I'm sorry card at any ole time.
You'd think Valentines day would make it easier for some Fellas.
Sadly that will never happen with my Hubby Bub.
We've had this discussion before.
He always claims that if he starts with apologise and affection I'll want it all the time.
I say what the problem is with that?
I've spent the last 18 years stroking your sternly side.....nag, nag, blah, blah, blah.
You get the idea. :lol:


I'm a heart hugger, I love Valentines Day.
Hope you have a happy one MR folk.



But the cards for guys out there are almost all sorry cards. It's lame for those of us that don't have to apologize because we're not d*ckheads.

Speaking of that- Ladies, if you watch Romantic Comedies and the Vag... er, the View and Opie- they'd have you think all guys are douchebags. NOT true. Don't believe the hype!


No hype. Dan/comedyisnotpretty is a great guy. You just have to sift through the over picked piles and get a good one. Halmark sucks, either it says stupid things like that, or it says too little, too generic.

Tell me, how do you thank a husband who once saved your life from drowning, who loves you just as you are, who is your best friend, and knows you better than anyone, and who treats you like the most precious gift he has ever been given? Find me that card. :wink: :D



I don't have a husband, so I don't know. But, I have... ideas....


Sometimes you tell people thank you by actions not words. And I am refering to how you treat them. I would do nothing to hurt him. I have the rest of my life to thank him. I know how blessed I am.
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:13 am

G.I.Jim wrote:What kinda "cookie" you talkin 'bout? Chocolate, or Oatmeal? 8)


Cookie is personal code. 8)
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Postby S2M » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:15 am

Rhiannon wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:What kinda "cookie" you talkin 'bout? Chocolate, or Oatmeal? 8)


Cookie is personal code. 8)


HOOOOOOOOO-----HAAAAAAAAA.....hahahahahaha :shock:
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:16 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
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G.I.Jim wrote:What kinda "cookie" you talkin 'bout? Chocolate, or Oatmeal? 8)


Cookie is personal code. 8)


HOOOOOOOOO-----HAAAAAAAAA.....hahahahahaha :shock:


Not code for Hoo-Hah, but thanks for playing. :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:18 am

Rhiannon wrote:
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Rhiannon wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:What kinda "cookie" you talkin 'bout? Chocolate, or Oatmeal? 8)


Cookie is personal code. 8)


HOOOOOOOOO-----HAAAAAAAAA.....hahahahahaha :shock:


Not code for Hoo-Hah, but thanks for playing. :lol:


Translation Rhi? :? :shock: :wink: :lol:
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Postby S2M » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:19 am

Rhiannon wrote:
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Rhiannon wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:What kinda "cookie" you talkin 'bout? Chocolate, or Oatmeal? 8)


Cookie is personal code. 8)


HOOOOOOOOO-----HAAAAAAAAA.....hahahahahaha :shock:


Not code for Hoo-Hah, but thanks for playing. :lol:


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When was the last time you made whoopie? :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:32 am

artist4perry wrote:Translation Rhi? :? :shock: :wink: :lol:


Cookies is code for that thing dudes always want from their ladies that most ladies hesitate to oblige except for on special occasion.
...and that's the cleanest I can put it. :lol:
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Postby finalfight » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:34 am

Rhiannon wrote:
artist4perry wrote:Translation Rhi? :? :shock: :wink: :lol:


Cookies is code for that thing dudes always want from their ladies that most ladies hesitate to oblige except for on special occasion.
...and that's the cleanest I can put it. :lol:


Talk about being 'anal'..! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:34 am

Rhiannon wrote:
artist4perry wrote:Translation Rhi? :? :shock: :wink: :lol:


Cookies is code for that thing dudes always want from their ladies that most ladies hesitate to oblige except for on special occasion.
...and that's the cleanest I can put it. :lol:


Man I NEVER get cookies! :lol: :lol: :shock:
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:38 am

finalfight wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
artist4perry wrote:Translation Rhi? :? :shock: :wink: :lol:


Cookies is code for that thing dudes always want from their ladies that most ladies hesitate to oblige except for on special occasion.
...and that's the cleanest I can put it. :lol:


Talk about being 'anal'..! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:


It's not that either! But I guess we know what you like!! :shock: :lol:
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Postby Enigma869 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:40 am

Rhiannon wrote:Cookie is personal code. 8)


Think Nookie, gentleman. Or a sweet Georgia peach (even though she's from a bit north of there) :lol:
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Postby S2M » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:40 am

Rhiannon wrote:
finalfight wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
artist4perry wrote:Translation Rhi? :? :shock: :wink: :lol:


Cookies is code for that thing dudes always want from their ladies that most ladies hesitate to oblige except for on special occasion.
...and that's the cleanest I can put it. :lol:


Talk about being 'anal'..! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:


It's not that either! But I guess we know what you like!! :shock: :lol:



TMI.....TMI....TMI

I always say, 'C'mon, baby....gimme some brains.....'

I have yet to be bitchslapped.....<<knock on wood>> :wink:
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:42 am

Enigma869 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Cookie is personal code. 8)


Think Nookie, gentleman. Or a sweet Georgia peach (even though she's from a bit north of there) :lol:


No, not that either. Think if it were opposite day, then you'd be right! :lol:
Just saying cause I know most chicks refuse to give cookies as presents, but ya know... it's like this:


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Postby Enigma869 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:44 am

Rhiannon wrote:No, not that either. Think if it were opposite day, then you'd be right! :lol:


Alright...let's cut to the chase here, Rhi. Are you talking about slobbing the knob??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby finalfight » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:44 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Cookie is personal code. 8)


Think Nookie, gentleman. Or a sweet Georgia peach (even though she's from a bit north of there) :lol:


No, not that either. Think if it were opposite day, then you'd be right! :lol:


Sound like too much hassle! No wonder men become couch potatoes!
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:46 am

Enigma869 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:No, not that either. Think if it were opposite day, then you'd be right! :lol:


Alright...let's cut to the chase here, Rhi. Are you talking about slobbing the knob??? :shock: :shock: :shock:


See above... edited for obviousness.
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Postby S2M » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:46 am

finalfight wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Cookie is personal code. 8)


Think Nookie, gentleman. Or a sweet Georgia peach (even though she's from a bit north of there) :lol:


No, not that either. Think if it were opposite day, then you'd be right! :lol:


Sound like too much hassle! No wonder men become couch potatoes!


Yeah....just come out and say it.... :roll: :lol:

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Chrome trailer hitch...prepare to be disrobed.... :lol:
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Postby hoagiepete » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:47 am

Just got back from delivering wifey my traditional single red rose. She doesn't like me buying a dozen as she sees it as a waste of money. She gets a card and perfume tomorrow. I did not get the apologetic type.

Yah baby!
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:52 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:Yeah....just come out and say it.... :roll: :lol:


I repeat:

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Postby finalfight » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:54 am

Rhiannon wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:Yeah....just come out and say it.... :roll: :lol:


I repeat:

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Postby S2M » Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:55 am

Rhiannon wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:Yeah....just come out and say it.... :roll: :lol:


I repeat:

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Rhi, I didn't know you cared.... :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby stevew2 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:00 am

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Ode to Melodic Rock.com

To each and every one of you,
From FF, SM, AND Gunbot too,
A very special Valentine,
For each and every friend of mine.

For those who hate this holiday,
For SW2 who thinks Friga's.............,
On this day wishes for one and all,
For those needing to take mens midol.

Happy Valentienes Day!

Hugs and Kisses Ginger XXOOXXOO


:shock: :wink: :lol: Please don't run me over Rhi!
Thats pretty good, i thought the topic was about venearial disease
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Postby Enigma869 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:02 am

Rhiannon wrote:I repeat:

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You do realize that some chicks don't require diamonds to service their man, right??? Must be that youthful naivete :lol:
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Postby S2M » Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:04 am

Enigma869 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:I repeat:

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You do realize that some chicks don't require diamonds to service their man, right??? Must be that youthful naivete :lol:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARtLqS6Uhh8
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:05 am

Enigma869 wrote:You do realize that some chicks don't require diamonds to service their man, right??? Must be that youthful naivete :lol:


Oh, I know. :twisted:
You men were just being such numbskulls I had to give you visual explanation and that was the best reference I could find! :lol:
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Postby Enigma869 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:08 am

Rhiannon wrote:Oh, I know. :twisted:
You men were just being such numbskulls I had to give you visual explanation and that was the best reference I could find! :lol:



Once over the age of 30, you'll no longer require diamonds either, Ms. Southern Belle :twisted: :lol: :shock:
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Postby Rhiannon » Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:13 am

Enigma869 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Oh, I know. :twisted:
You men were just being such numbskulls I had to give you visual explanation and that was the best reference I could find! :lol:



Once over the age of 30, you'll no longer require diamonds either, Ms. Southern Belle :twisted: :lol: :shock:


Reference my previous "I know" with the twisted face. Ugh... thanks for reiterating my numbskull statement. :roll:
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Postby Jubilee » Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:13 am

Enigma869 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Oh, I know. :twisted:
You men were just being such numbskulls I had to give you visual explanation and that was the best reference I could find! :lol:



Once over the age of 30, you'll no longer require diamonds either, Ms. Southern Belle :twisted: :lol: :shock:



Don't you believe it! Once you're over 30 you'll realize the true power of "cookie", and that's when we know we've got them right where we want them.... :wink: :twisted: :wink: (oops, did I just say that out loud?)
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Postby S2M » Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:15 am

Jubilee wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:Oh, I know. :twisted:
You men were just being such numbskulls I had to give you visual explanation and that was the best reference I could find! :lol:



Once over the age of 30, you'll no longer require diamonds either, Ms. Southern Belle :twisted: :lol: :shock:



Don't you believe it! Once you're over 30 you'll realize the true power of "cookie", and that's when we know we've got them right where we want them.... :wink: :twisted: :wink: (oops, did I just say that out loud?)


After 30....you'll be on cloud 9 if a guy even looks in your direction..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Enigma869 » Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:16 am

Jubilee wrote:Don't you believe it! Once you're over 30 you'll realize the true power of "cookie", and that's when we know we've got them right where we want them.... :wink: :twisted: :wink: (oops, did I just say that out loud?)



Just more validation that I soooooooooooooo married the right woman!
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