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Who is getting hammered tonight?

Me. I am deep sixing myself in Jack
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I live in Maryland and have boxed wine at my disposal
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I live in Texas and chug Coors Light like the pussy I am
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10%
I am Greek grease ball in Chicago and lost my ass in NCAA hoops today
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10%
I live in Socal and am sipping foreign beers
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25%
I live in Florida and can't vote for shit, but I can certainly drink
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5%
I reside in Indiana and am constantly stereotyped but can throw beers back
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15%
I am a smelly Euro and am guzziling Guiness and Harps
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5%
 
Total votes : 20

Postby Duncan » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:40 pm

Gunbot wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
JH'sTXfan wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:You two clowns are gaying up this thread.


I think Gunbot just gayed up the thread. :lol:


I think the thread title could have been worded better, but I'm putting some fish in the fryer just in case.


I am the author and you will adhere to whatever I write, got that? You are my drummer, and I am the writer. :twisted: :P :wink:


I'm prepping for my late night activities. I've just got two pillows ready. Elevating a woman's twat above the height of her head seems to induce pussy farting, which is quite enjoyable to the ears when one is intoxicated.


:lol: :lol: :lol: Don't bang your head on the ceiling.

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Postby Don » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:46 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Gunbot wrote: I'm prepping for my late night activities. I've just got two pillows ready. Elevating a woman's twat above the height of her head seems to induce pussy farting, which is quite enjoyable to the ears when one is intoxicated.


OMG, I just puked up beer and reswallowed, lol,,,,hahahha..

That's called queefing you fucking retard! Awesome! Can I come over?! I love that shit!

Drew's board has gone to total shit. :lol: :lol: :lol:

That sounds french, which makes it gay. I'll stick with my terminology.
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Postby treetopovskaya » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:48 pm

i wish lula was there so she could smack you upside the head. }:C)

my has the mighty luongo fallen. he's looking a lot like jiggy this year.

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treetopovskaya wrote:tonight??? sorry had to. walked right into that one. }:C) i was buzzed last night so i'm out... still hungover. was playing guitar hero & almost puked... eep. }:CS

Rockindeano wrote:I plan on making a complete ass of myself tonight.


You're just pissy because your hockey team sucks and isn't making the playoffs.

Before you respond, with "we are ahead of you," look at the games played. You are a 11th place team right now. :wink:
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Postby Jubilee » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:49 pm

Rockindeano wrote:I would love to show them, but then you got assholes like jubilee mocking me and saying I am "yawning" this place. Why would I ever show something to a public board with dissenters like that?


You rang??

I'm not mocking you, sug, and I am far from a dissenter. Heck, I may even qualify as a fan...if I could only see that Final Countdown video. :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Postby Jubilee » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:54 pm

Gunbot wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
JH'sTXfan wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:You two clowns are gaying up this thread.


I think Gunbot just gayed up the thread. :lol:


I think the thread title could have been worded better, but I'm putting some fish in the fryer just in case.


I am the author and you will adhere to whatever I write, got that? You are my drummer, and I am the writer. :twisted: :P :wink:


I'm prepping for my late night activities. I've just got two pillows ready. Elevating a woman's twat above the height of her head seems to induce pussy farting, which is quite enjoyable to the ears when one is intoxicated.


I love how you've got this thing down to a science...I just envision Wiley Coyote with a diagram and an Acme Erector kit. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Feb 15, 2009 1:59 pm

treetopovskaya wrote:i wish lula was there so she could smack you upside the head. }:C)

my has the mighty luongo fallen. he's looking a lot like jiggy this year.



You aren't too bright. Luongo is by far the best goalie in the world. He was hurt, and now is back, hence the 4-1 streak. The Ducks have played 4 more games than a BUNCH of teams, and Vancouver is a realistic contender for the Cup, while the Ducks are old and tired. Should have have kept Burkie.

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Postby Don » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:02 pm

Jubilee wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
JH'sTXfan wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:You two clowns are gaying up this thread.


I think Gunbot just gayed up the thread. :lol:


I think the thread title could have been worded better, but I'm putting some fish in the fryer just in case.


I am the author and you will adhere to whatever I write, got that? You are my drummer, and I am the writer. :twisted: :P :wink:


I'm prepping for my late night activities. I've just got two pillows ready. Elevating a woman's twat above the height of her head seems to induce pussy farting, which is quite enjoyable to the ears when one is intoxicated.


I love how you've got this thing down to a science...I just envision Wiley Coyote with a diagram and an Acme Erector kit. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I don't need a kit for that (not yet anyway).
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Postby RedWingFan » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:04 pm

Rockindeano wrote:and Vancouver is a realistic contender for the Cup, while the Ducks are old and tired.
The Ducks fall makes me smile. The dirtiest team in hockey deserves 12th place.


:lol: Funny!!! :lol:
We all know who's winning the Cup again this year! :wink: I agree with your assessment of the Yucks though!
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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:10 pm

Coming from a poster with an avatar of the absolute WORST franchise in professional sports save the Clippers.


Go back to hating Obama.
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Postby Playitloudforme » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:12 pm

Where's the choice for sober?
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Postby RedWingFan » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:14 pm

Rockindeano wrote:Coming from a poster with an avatar of the absolute WORST franchise in professional sports save the Clippers.


Go back to hating Obama.

# of Championships. Oakland/LA Raiders 3....Vancouver Canucks 0
Ultimately those are the only numbers that count!! :lol:
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Postby Uno_up » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:18 pm

what the?

back home after a seafood enchilada and several gaggy mexican beers. jd on the rocks and yotes/flamers on the tube. wife is passed out. if i'm still awake in an hour i think i'm going back out again. shit, i've had alcohol issues the last two nights after being sober for a month. thanks for letting me share.
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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:19 pm

Uno_up wrote:what the?

back home after a seafood enchilada and several gaggy mexican beers. jd on the rocks and yotes/flamers on the tube. wife is passed out. if i'm still awake in an hour i think i'm going back out again. shit, i've had alcohol issues the last two nights after being sober for a month. thanks for letting me share.


Dude, if I haven't said his to you before,I am saying it now- You inspire me. Thank you.
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Postby S2M » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:20 pm

RedWingFan wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:and Vancouver is a realistic contender for the Cup, while the Ducks are old and tired.
The Ducks fall makes me smile. The dirtiest team in hockey deserves 12th place.


:lol: Funny!!! :lol:
We all know who's winning the Cup again this year! :wink: I agree with your assessment of the Yucks though!



Yep....Something's Bruin in Boston. And you know that we are winning this year. Bank it.
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Postby treetopovskaya » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:21 pm

5 words...

bobby ryan can smoke luongo.

Rockindeano wrote:
treetopovskaya wrote:i wish lula was there so she could smack you upside the head. }:C)

my has the mighty luongo fallen. he's looking a lot like jiggy this year.



You aren't too bright. Luongo is by far the best goalie in the world. He was hurt, and now is back, hence the 4-1 streak. The Ducks have played 4 more games than a BUNCH of teams, and Vancouver is a realistic contender for the Cup, while the Ducks are old and tired. Should have have kept Burkie.

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Postby Deb » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:24 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Uno_up wrote:what the?

back home after a seafood enchilada and several gaggy mexican beers. jd on the rocks and yotes/flamers on the tube. wife is passed out. if i'm still awake in an hour i think i'm going back out again. shit, i've had alcohol issues the last two nights after being sober for a month. thanks for letting me share.


Dude, if I haven't said his to you before,I am saying it now- You inspire me. Thank you.


Atta boy! :D
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Postby RedWingFan » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:24 pm

StocktontoMalone wrote:
RedWingFan wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:and Vancouver is a realistic contender for the Cup, while the Ducks are old and tired.
The Ducks fall makes me smile. The dirtiest team in hockey deserves 12th place.


:lol: Funny!!! :lol:
We all know who's winning the Cup again this year! :wink: I agree with your assessment of the Yucks though!



Yep....Something's Bruin in Boston. And you know that we are winning this year. Bank it.

Always happy to see an original 6er doing well. But the Wings are so stacked it's not even funny. They learned years ago to throttle back in the regular season, that's what they've been doing all year. Watch. :D
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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:25 pm

treetopovskaya wrote:5 words...

bobby ryan can smoke luongo.

Rockindeano wrote:
treetopovskaya wrote:i wish lula was there so she could smack you upside the head. }:C)

my has the mighty luongo fallen. he's looking a lot like jiggy this year.



You aren't too bright. Luongo is by far the best goalie in the world. He was hurt, and now is back, hence the 4-1 streak. The Ducks have played 4 more games than a BUNCH of teams, and Vancouver is a realistic contender for the Cup, while the Ducks are old and tired. Should have have kept Burkie.



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Postby ebake02 » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:26 pm

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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:26 pm

Deb wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Uno_up wrote:what the?

back home after a seafood enchilada and several gaggy mexican beers. jd on the rocks and yotes/flamers on the tube. wife is passed out. if i'm still awake in an hour i think i'm going back out again. shit, i've had alcohol issues the last two nights after being sober for a month. thanks for letting me share.


Dude, if I haven't said his to you before,I am saying it now- You inspire me. Thank you.


Atta boy! :D


Hey Witch, where is my fuckin Luongo keychain!?
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Postby Deb » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:27 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Deb wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Uno_up wrote:what the?

back home after a seafood enchilada and several gaggy mexican beers. jd on the rocks and yotes/flamers on the tube. wife is passed out. if i'm still awake in an hour i think i'm going back out again. shit, i've had alcohol issues the last two nights after being sober for a month. thanks for letting me share.


Dude, if I haven't said his to you before,I am saying it now- You inspire me. Thank you.


Atta boy! :D


Hey Witch, where is my fuckin Luongo keychain!?


:lol: It's coming, it's coming.....
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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:28 pm

Deb wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Deb wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Uno_up wrote:what the?

back home after a seafood enchilada and several gaggy mexican beers. jd on the rocks and yotes/flamers on the tube. wife is passed out. if i'm still awake in an hour i think i'm going back out again. shit, i've had alcohol issues the last two nights after being sober for a month. thanks for letting me share.


Dude, if I haven't said his to you before,I am saying it now- You inspire me. Thank you.


Atta boy! :D


Hey Witch, where is my fuckin Luongo keychain!?


:lol: It's coming, it's coming.....


you sending it via sailboat> wtf? I need that shit now!

Can you tell I am alone? :lol:
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Postby Deb » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:30 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Deb wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Deb wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Uno_up wrote:what the?

back home after a seafood enchilada and several gaggy mexican beers. jd on the rocks and yotes/flamers on the tube. wife is passed out. if i'm still awake in an hour i think i'm going back out again. shit, i've had alcohol issues the last two nights after being sober for a month. thanks for letting me share.


Dude, if I haven't said his to you before,I am saying it now- You inspire me. Thank you.


Atta boy! :D


Hey Witch, where is my fuckin Luongo keychain!?


:lol: It's coming, it's coming.....


you sending it via sailboat> wtf? I need that shit now!

Can you tell I am alone? :lol:


via rail.......... :P

Yaaaaaaaaaa, Lombardi...........oops, sorry :oops:
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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:32 pm

Actually Deb, VIA Rail is pretty damned good. I was amazed how good they really are.
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Postby Uno_up » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:34 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Uno_up wrote:what the?

back home after a seafood enchilada and several gaggy mexican beers. jd on the rocks and yotes/flamers on the tube. wife is passed out. if i'm still awake in an hour i think i'm going back out again. shit, i've had alcohol issues the last two nights after being sober for a month. thanks for letting me share.


Dude, if I haven't said his to you before,I am saying it now- You inspire me. Thank you.


i went to an indoor tanning booth for the first time ever today, as my wife thought i should try it before we head south in a few weeks. it was a 15 minute bed, yet i felt charbroiled after 10 minutes but forced myself to stay the whole 15. there was even a lake of sweat in a puddle under my back. when i got out, my back was a version of boiled lobster red. i am in serious pain right now. seriously. alcohol isn't really doing shit for it. a tried putting milk on my back, vinegar, aloe vera, etc. nothing works. i am fucked.

if you ever do that video, please pm it to me.
hell, you should post the link to the other one you put up when you downed those coors lights in record time, for those who haven't seen it yet. that was classic stuff.
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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:36 pm

One word:


VICODIN



The greatest invention, ever.
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Postby Uno_up » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:37 pm

oh yeah! hiya deb! i have april wine tix for next week. first show with their new anonymous drummer. what's with the big secret?
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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:38 pm

If we would air drop that shit into Iraq, we would all be singing Born in the USA n 4 hours, us, the towel heads, all of us.
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Postby Deb » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:38 pm

Uno_up wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
Uno_up wrote:what the?

back home after a seafood enchilada and several gaggy mexican beers. jd on the rocks and yotes/flamers on the tube. wife is passed out. if i'm still awake in an hour i think i'm going back out again. shit, i've had alcohol issues the last two nights after being sober for a month. thanks for letting me share.


Dude, if I haven't said his to you before,I am saying it now- You inspire me. Thank you.


i went to an indoor tanning booth for the first time ever today, as my wife thought i should try it before we head south in a few weeks. it was a 15 minute bed, yet i felt charbroiled after 10 minutes but forced myself to stay the whole 15. there was even a lake of sweat in a puddle under my back. when i got out, my back was a version of boiled lobster red. i am in serious pain right now. seriously. alcohol isn't really doing shit for it. a tried putting milk on my back, vinegar, aloe vera, etc. nothing works. i am fucked.



LOL, been there done that, back is nothing, try burning your ass! Not fun! :lol: I go once every blue moon and they changed the bulbs (new ones) since I'd been there the last time and didn't downsize my minutes in consideration. :lol:
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Postby Rockindeano » Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:39 pm

Uno_up wrote:what's with the big secret?


She has fallen for me.
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