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Postby Peartree12249 » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:52 pm

Though India is recognized as a world leader in promoting the health benefits of urine, its dominance will be assured by the end of the year when a cow-urine-based soft drink comes to market. Om Prakash, chief of the Cow Protection Department of the RSS organization (India's largest Hindu nationalist group), trying to reassure a Times of London reporter in February, promised, "It won't smell like urine and will be tasty, too," noting that medicinal herbs would be added and toxins removed. In addition to improved health, he said, India needs a domestic (and especially Hindu) beverage to compete with the foreign influence of Coca-Cola and Pepsi. [The Times, 2-11-09]

If it doesn't have caffine, I'm not drinking it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby indigo » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:56 pm

What is it called--Pissy Cola? :wink:
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Re: OT: Got Cow Urine?

Postby Rick » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:56 pm

Peartree12249 wrote:Though India is recognized as a world leader in promoting the health benefits of urine, its dominance will be assured by the end of the year when a cow-urine-based soft drink comes to market. Om Prakash, chief of the Cow Protection Department of the RSS organization (India's largest Hindu nationalist group), trying to reassure a Times of London reporter in February, promised, "It won't smell like urine and will be tasty, too," noting that medicinal herbs would be added and toxins removed. In addition to improved health, he said, India needs a domestic (and especially Hindu) beverage to compete with the foreign influence of Coca-Cola and Pepsi. [The Times, 2-11-09]

If it doesn't have caffine, I'm not drinking it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


When I drink beer, all that's produced is urine. Now if I were to drink urine, would the end result be beer? :?: :idea: :D

Wouldn't care if it did, no sane person would drink piss. :lol:
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Re: OT: Got Cow Urine?

Postby Don » Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:59 pm

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Peartree12249 wrote:Though India is recognized as a world leader in promoting the health benefits of urine, its dominance will be assured by the end of the year when a cow-urine-based soft drink comes to market. Om Prakash, chief of the Cow Protection Department of the RSS organization (India's largest Hindu nationalist group), trying to reassure a Times of London reporter in February, promised, "It won't smell like urine and will be tasty, too," noting that medicinal herbs would be added and toxins removed. In addition to improved health, he said, India needs a domestic (and especially Hindu) beverage to compete with the foreign influence of Coca-Cola and Pepsi. [The Times, 2-11-09]

If it doesn't have caffine, I'm not drinking it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


When I drink beer, all that's produced is urine. Now if I were to drink urine, would the end result be beer? :?: :idea: :D

Wouldn't care if it did, no sane person would drink piss. :lol:


You need to take that back.
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Postby Peartree12249 » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:00 pm

indigo wrote:What is it called--Pissy Cola? :wink:



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby indigo » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:17 pm

Come to think of it, isn't that what Gatorade is? 8)
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Postby Rick » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:19 pm

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Peartree12249 wrote:Though India is recognized as a world leader in promoting the health benefits of urine, its dominance will be assured by the end of the year when a cow-urine-based soft drink comes to market. Om Prakash, chief of the Cow Protection Department of the RSS organization (India's largest Hindu nationalist group), trying to reassure a Times of London reporter in February, promised, "It won't smell like urine and will be tasty, too," noting that medicinal herbs would be added and toxins removed. In addition to improved health, he said, India needs a domestic (and especially Hindu) beverage to compete with the foreign influence of Coca-Cola and Pepsi. [The Times, 2-11-09]

If it doesn't have caffine, I'm not drinking it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


When I drink beer, all that's produced is urine. Now if I were to drink urine, would the end result be beer? :?: :idea: :D

Wouldn't care if it did, no sane person would drink piss. :lol:


You need to take that back.


Absolutely, if I ever mistakenly purchased anything with urine in it, I'd take it right back.
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Postby artist4perry » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:31 pm

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Aren't cows sacred over there? So wouldn't it be Holy Cow Cola? :wink: Hey never said I was funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can you imagine answering questions about your job, or what jobs they would have. Equipment inspector, Product taster, Urine collector, (Can you imagine a cow putting up with being pumped?) Blech! :wink: :lol: :lol: :roll:
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Postby stevew2 » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:32 pm

artist4perry wrote:Image

Aren't cows sacred over there? So wouldn't it be Holy Cow Cola? :wink: Hey never said I was funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can you imagine answering questions about your job, or what jobs they would have. Equipment inspector, Product taster, Urine collector, (Can you imagine a cow putting up with being pumped?) Blech! :wink: :lol: :lol: :roll:
good post, got to piss like a bull
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Postby artist4perry » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:34 pm

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artist4perry wrote:Image

Aren't cows sacred over there? So wouldn't it be Holy Cow Cola? :wink: Hey never said I was funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can you imagine answering questions about your job, or what jobs they would have. Equipment inspector, Product taster, Urine collector, (Can you imagine a cow putting up with being pumped?) Blech! :wink: :lol: :lol: :roll:
good post, got to piss like a bull


Don't forget to collect it, could be the next Mellow Yellow! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: On that note let it set a while! :D :wink:
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Postby stevew2 » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:37 pm

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Aren't cows sacred over there? So wouldn't it be Holy Cow Cola? :wink: Hey never said I was funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can you imagine answering questions about your job, or what jobs they would have. Equipment inspector, Product taster, Urine collector, (Can you imagine a cow putting up with being pumped?) Blech! :wink: :lol: :lol: :roll:
good post, got to piss like a bull


Don't forget to collect it, could be the next Mellow Yellow! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: On that note let it set a while! :D :wink:
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Postby Peartree12249 » Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:40 pm

Kinda makes me wonder what's really in Red Bull anyway :wink:


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Postby Babyblue » Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:59 pm

indigo wrote:Come to think of it, isn't that what Gatorade is? 8)




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Postby Babyblue » Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:01 pm

artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:Image

Aren't cows sacred over there? So wouldn't it be Holy Cow Cola? :wink: Hey never said I was funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can you imagine answering questions about your job, or what jobs they would have. Equipment inspector, Product taster, Urine collector, (Can you imagine a cow putting up with being pumped?) Blech! :wink: :lol: :lol: :roll:
good post, got to piss like a bull


Don't forget to collect it, could be the next Mellow Yellow! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: On that note let it set a while! :D :wink:



OMG!!!! That is just to funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: OT: Got Cow Urine?

Postby bluejeangirl76 » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:13 am

Rick wrote:no sane person would drink piss. :lol:


People do it everyday, Rick.

They just call it "Old Syle".
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Postby 4everkop » Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:20 am

It'll be called Holy Cowla
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Postby Arkansas » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:38 am

4everkop wrote:It'll be called Holy Cowla


Sacred Cowla
(I hear it's udderly fantastic!)


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Postby KenTheDude » Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:27 am

I was watching a show over the weekend about some of the world's most expensive items. One of the most expensive coffee is about $200 a pound. This raccoon-like animal eats this certain berry in Indonesia. They take the animal's crap and process it into coffee beans. It's supposed to be really good. :shock: I'll take their word for it!
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Postby DrFU » Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:32 am

KenTheDude wrote:I was watching a show over the weekend about some of the world's most expensive items. One of the most expensive coffee is about $200 a pound. This raccoon-like animal eats this certain berry in Indonesia. They take the animal's crap and process it into coffee beans. It's supposed to be really good. :shock: I'll take their word for it!


Duuuude. You need to get out more.

Like next Friday at Meridian, maybe? :D
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Postby Rick » Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:35 am

KenTheDude wrote:I was watching a show over the weekend about some of the world's most expensive items. One of the most expensive coffee is about $200 a pound. This raccoon-like animal eats this certain berry in Indonesia. They take the animal's crap and process it into coffee beans. It's supposed to be really good. :shock: I'll take their word for it!


Jack Nicholson talked about something like that in "The Bucket List", if it's the same. Kopi Luak.

The Infamous Kopi Luak. Luak coffee is one of those snicker-rich stories beloved of newspaper writers and party raconteurs. This gourmet curiosity consists (ostensibly) of coffee beans that have been excreted by a smallish animal called a luak or palm civet after the luak has consumed (and digested) the coffee fruit that previously enveloped those beans. Apparently villagers in parts of Sumatra both gather the beans from wild luak excrement as well as feed coffee fruit to luaks kept in cages.

Owing to a production method that is clearly limited in volume, Kopi Luak is a rare coffee that demands by far the highest price of any coffee on the world market -- currently around $300 per pound retail roasted.

Note that the luak-assisted method of picking and processing coffee is not so outlandish as it first may sound. Presumably the luak, like any good coffee picker, chooses only ripe coffee cherries to eat. And recall that in the classic wet method of coffee preparation, one step involves allowing natural enzymes and bacteria to literally ferment or digest much of the fruit from the beans.

Although the odor kopi luak produces while roasting dramatically reminds us of its intestinal journey from fruit to bean, the taste in the cup does not. The kopi luak I have tasted is a rather pleasant, low-key, full-bodied, earthy Sumatra coffee.

As for authenticity, I suspect that, amazing as it sounds, most kopi luak is actually produced as advertised. The beans in the lots I have examined are irregular in size and shape, have little nicks and nibbles taken out of them, and seem saturated with intestinal nuance rather than simply rubbed in it. Nevertheless, only the luak knows.
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Postby artist4perry » Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:40 am

Rick wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:I was watching a show over the weekend about some of the world's most expensive items. One of the most expensive coffee is about $200 a pound. This raccoon-like animal eats this certain berry in Indonesia. They take the animal's crap and process it into coffee beans. It's supposed to be really good. :shock: I'll take their word for it!


Jack Nicholson talked about something like that in "The Bucket List", if it's the same. Kopi Luak.

The Infamous Kopi Luak. Luak coffee is one of those snicker-rich stories beloved of newspaper writers and party raconteurs. This gourmet curiosity consists (ostensibly) of coffee beans that have been excreted by a smallish animal called a luak or palm civet after the luak has consumed (and digested) the coffee fruit that previously enveloped those beans. Apparently villagers in parts of Sumatra both gather the beans from wild luak excrement as well as feed coffee fruit to luaks kept in cages.

Owing to a production method that is clearly limited in volume, Kopi Luak is a rare coffee that demands by far the highest price of any coffee on the world market -- currently around $300 per pound retail roasted.

Note that the luak-assisted method of picking and processing coffee is not so outlandish as it first may sound. Presumably the luak, like any good coffee picker, chooses only ripe coffee cherries to eat. And recall that in the classic wet method of coffee preparation, one step involves allowing natural enzymes and bacteria to literally ferment or digest much of the fruit from the beans.

Although the odor kopi luak produces while roasting dramatically reminds us of its intestinal journey from fruit to bean, the taste in the cup does not. The kopi luak I have tasted is a rather pleasant, low-key, full-bodied, earthy Sumatra coffee.

As for authenticity, I suspect that, amazing as it sounds, most kopi luak is actually produced as advertised. The beans in the lots I have examined are irregular in size and shape, have little nicks and nibbles taken out of them, and seem saturated with intestinal nuance rather than simply rubbed in it. Nevertheless, only the luak knows.


I'd say the coffee is crappy............. :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Re: OT: Got Cow Urine?

Postby Duncan » Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:01 am

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Peartree12249 wrote:Though India is recognized as a world leader in promoting the health benefits of urine, its dominance will be assured by the end of the year when a cow-urine-based soft drink comes to market. Om Prakash, chief of the Cow Protection Department of the RSS organization (India's largest Hindu nationalist group), trying to reassure a Times of London reporter in February, promised, "It won't smell like urine and will be tasty, too," noting that medicinal herbs would be added and toxins removed. In addition to improved health, he said, India needs a domestic (and especially Hindu) beverage to compete with the foreign influence of Coca-Cola and Pepsi. [The Times, 2-11-09]

If it doesn't have caffine, I'm not drinking it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


When I drink beer, all that's produced is urine. Now if I were to drink urine, would the end result be beer? :?: :idea: :D

Wouldn't care if it did, no sane person would drink piss. :lol:


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