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Postby Carla777 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:26 am

This is our day girls, a time for celebrate and remember all the achievements over the years, and remind also the things that still need to change.

To all of us, mothers, daughters,profesionals,artists,married, singles,the old and youngest ones and more...oh and in special to the ones who loves rock and roll, have a great day MR women's!!! :wink:

Here it goes...Def Leppard/Women

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGV8wKHokSk


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Postby Saint John » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:36 am

lol...Drew's favorite lead singer! :lol: :twisted:
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Postby DrFU » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:52 am

Okay, here's my (predicably professor-ish) contribution to celebrating International Women's Day. Not as sexy as Joe Elliott, but important to know, nonetheless. 8)
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UCLA Study On Friendship Among Women
An alternative to fight or flight

A landmark UCLA study suggests friendships between women are special.
They shape who we are and who we are yet to be. They soothe our tumultuous inner world, fill the emotional gaps in our marriage, and help us remember who we really are. By the way, they may do even more.

Scientists now suspect that hanging out with our 20 friends can actually counteract the kind of stomach-quivering stress most of us experience on a daily basis. A landmark UCLA study suggests that women respond to stress with a cascade of brain chemicals that cause us to make and maintain friendships with other women. It's a stunning find that has turned five decades of stress research---most of it on men---upside down. Until this study was published, scientists generally believed that when people experience stress, they trigger a hormonal cascade that revs the body to either stand and fight or flee as fast as possible, explains Laura Cousin Klein, Ph.D., now an Assistant Professor of Biobehavioral Health at Penn State University and one of the study's authors. It's an ancient survival mechanism left over from the time we were chased across the planet by saber-toothed tigers.

Now the researchers suspect that women have a larger behavioral repertoire than just fight or flight; In fact, says Dr. Klein, it seems that when the hormone oxytocin is release as part of the stress responses in a woman, it buffers the fight or flight response and encourages her to tend children and gather with other women instead.

When she actually engages in this tending or befriending, studies suggest that more oxytocin is released, which further counters stress and produces a calming effect. This calming response does not occur in men, says Dr. Klein, because testosterone- --which men produce in high levels when they're under stress---seems to reduce the effects of oxytocin. Estrogen, she adds, seems to enhance it.

The discovery that women respond to stress differently than men was made in a classic "aha" moment shared by two women scientists who were talking one day in a lab at UCLA. There was this joke that when the women who worked in the lab were stressed, they came in, cleaned the lab, had coffee, and bonded, says Dr. Klein. When the men were stressed, they holed up somewhere on their own. I commented one day to fellow researcher Shelley Taylor that nearly 90% of the stress research is on males. I showed her the data from my lab, and the two of us knew instantly that we were onto something.

The women cleared their schedules and started meeting with one scientist after another from various research specialties. Very quickly, Drs. Klein and Taylor discovered that by not including women in stress research, scientists had made a huge mistake: The fact that women respond to stress differently than men has significant implications for our health.

It may take some time for new studies to reveal all the ways that oxytocin encourages us to care for children and hang out with other women, but the "tend and befriend" notion developed by Drs. Klein and Taylor may explain why women consistently outlive men. Study after study has found that social ties reduce our risk of disease by lowering blood pressure, heart rate, and cholesterol. There's no doubt, says Dr. Klein, that friends are helping us live longer.

In one study, for example, researchers found that people who had no friends increased their risk of death over a 6-month period. In another study, those who had the most friends over a 9-year period cut their risk of death by more than 60%.

Friends are also helping us live better. The famed Nurses' Health Study from Harvard Medical School found that the more friends women had, the less likely they were to develop physical impairments as they aged, and the more likely they were to be leading a joyful life. In fact, the results were so significant, the 20 researchers concluded, that not having close friends or confidants was as detrimental to your health as smoking or carrying extra weight.

And that's not all. When the researchers looked at how well the women functioned after the death of their spouse, they found that even in the face of this biggest stressor of all, those women who had a close friend and confidante were more likely to survive the experience without any new physical impairments or permanent loss of vitality. Those without friends were not always so fortunate. Yet if friends counter the stress that seems to swallow up so much of our life these days, if they keep us healthy and even add years to our life, why is it so hard to find time to be with them?

That's a question that also troubles researcher Ruthellen Josselson, Ph.D., co-author of Best Friends: The Pleasures and Perils of Girls' and Women's Friendships (Three Rivers Press, 1998). The following paragraph is, in my opinion, very, very true and something all women should be aware of and NOT put our female friends on the back burners.

Every time we get overly busy with work and family, the first thing we do is let go of friendships with other women, explains Dr. Josselson. We push them right to the back burner. That's really a mistake because women are such a source of strength to each other. We nurture one another. And we need to have unpressured space in which we can do the special kind of talk that women do when they're with other women. It's a very healing experience.
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Postby Michigan Girl » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:55 am

Thanks for the reminder!!
I fall into at least six of the categories you mentioned....
I don't think I should be doing yard work today!!! :shock:
And hey.....should I be receiving a gift or two?!?!? :P :evil:

Happy Day, Ladies!!! :wink:
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Re: Internacional Women's Day! Feliz Día de la Mujer

Postby Peartree12249 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:56 am

Carla777 wrote:This is our day girls, a time for celebrate and remember all the achievements over the years, and remind also the things that still need to change.

To all of us, mothers, daughters,profesionals,artists,married, singles,the old and youngest ones and more...oh and in special to the ones who loves rock and roll, have a great day MR women's!!! :wink:

Here it goes...Def Leppard/Women

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGV8wKHokSk


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Thanks Carla, we have come along way in the past 30 years and we should celebrate our achievements, but we still have a long way to go.

As women who have benefited from the efforts of our sisters, we should never forget that even today, women and girls are still being sold into sexual slavery thought the world, in Pakistan some women are murdered in so-called honor killings, in Western countries 2 out of every three adults living in poverty are women. Every day, women are still being beaten and murdered by their domestic partners. Girls who have not even gone through puberty are being forced into marriage and in countries where sons are valued, thousands of female babies are aborted or killed. We must finish the work.
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Postby Rockindeano » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:58 am

DrFU wrote:Okay, here's my (predicably professor-ish) contribution to celebrating International Women's Day. Not as sexy as Joe Elliott, but important to know, nonetheless. 8)
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UCLA Study On Friendship Among Women
An alternative to fight or flight

A landmark UCLA study suggests friendships between women are special.
They shape who we are and who we are yet to be. They soothe our tumultuous inner world, fill the emotional gaps in our marriage, and help us remember who we really are. By the way, they may do even more.

Scientists now suspect that hanging out with our 20 friends can actually counteract the kind of stomach-quivering stress most of us experience on a daily basis. A landmark UCLA study suggests that women respond to stress with a cascade of brain chemicals that cause us to make and maintain friendships with other women. It's a stunning find that has turned five decades of stress research---most of it on men---upside down. Until this study was published, scientists generally believed that when people experience stress, they trigger a hormonal cascade that revs the body to either stand and fight or flee as fast as possible, explains Laura Cousin Klein, Ph.D., now an Assistant Professor of Biobehavioral Health at Penn State University and one of the study's authors. It's an ancient survival mechanism left over from the time we were chased across the planet by saber-toothed tigers.

Now the researchers suspect that women have a larger behavioral repertoire than just fight or flight; In fact, says Dr. Klein, it seems that when the hormone oxytocin is release as part of the stress responses in a woman, it buffers the fight or flight response and encourages her to tend children and gather with other women instead.

When she actually engages in this tending or befriending, studies suggest that more oxytocin is released, which further counters stress and produces a calming effect. This calming response does not occur in men, says Dr. Klein, because testosterone- --which men produce in high levels when they're under stress---seems to reduce the effects of oxytocin. Estrogen, she adds, seems to enhance it.

The discovery that women respond to stress differently than men was made in a classic "aha" moment shared by two women scientists who were talking one day in a lab at UCLA. There was this joke that when the women who worked in the lab were stressed, they came in, cleaned the lab, had coffee, and bonded, says Dr. Klein. When the men were stressed, they holed up somewhere on their own. I commented one day to fellow researcher Shelley Taylor that nearly 90% of the stress research is on males. I showed her the data from my lab, and the two of us knew instantly that we were onto something.

The women cleared their schedules and started meeting with one scientist after another from various research specialties. Very quickly, Drs. Klein and Taylor discovered that by not including women in stress research, scientists had made a huge mistake: The fact that women respond to stress differently than men has significant implications for our health.

It may take some time for new studies to reveal all the ways that oxytocin encourages us to care for children and hang out with other women, but the "tend and befriend" notion developed by Drs. Klein and Taylor may explain why women consistently outlive men. Study after study has found that social ties reduce our risk of disease by lowering blood pressure, heart rate, and cholesterol. There's no doubt, says Dr. Klein, that friends are helping us live longer.

In one study, for example, researchers found that people who had no friends increased their risk of death over a 6-month period. In another study, those who had the most friends over a 9-year period cut their risk of death by more than 60%.

Friends are also helping us live better. The famed Nurses' Health Study from Harvard Medical School found that the more friends women had, the less likely they were to develop physical impairments as they aged, and the more likely they were to be leading a joyful life. In fact, the results were so significant, the 20 researchers concluded, that not having close friends or confidants was as detrimental to your health as smoking or carrying extra weight.

And that's not all. When the researchers looked at how well the women functioned after the death of their spouse, they found that even in the face of this biggest stressor of all, those women who had a close friend and confidante were more likely to survive the experience without any new physical impairments or permanent loss of vitality. Those without friends were not always so fortunate. Yet if friends counter the stress that seems to swallow up so much of our life these days, if they keep us healthy and even add years to our life, why is it so hard to find time to be with them?

That's a question that also troubles researcher Ruthellen Josselson, Ph.D., co-author of Best Friends: The Pleasures and Perils of Girls' and Women's Friendships (Three Rivers Press, 1998). The following paragraph is, in my opinion, very, very true and something all women should be aware of and NOT put our female friends on the back burners.

Every time we get overly busy with work and family, the first thing we do is let go of friendships with other women, explains Dr. Josselson. We push them right to the back burner. That's really a mistake because women are such a source of strength to each other. We nurture one another. And we need to have unpressured space in which we can do the special kind of talk that women do when they're with other women. It's a very healing experience.


That was way too fuckin long to read. And if I am not reading it, you think stevew2 is? :P
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Postby Saint John » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:00 am

Thanks for vacuuming and cleaning the dishes. :lol: :shock: :P In all seriousness, bless all of you wonderful ladies. And Blueskies, too. :lol:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:03 am

Rockindeano wrote:That was way too fuckin long to read. And if I am not reading it, you think stevew2 is? :P


You and stevew2 are not necessarily the target audience, my friend. Those with 'jay-jays should certainly read it. :lol:
And maybe some of the more evolved gentlemen around here might at least find it interesting. :? :lol:

Very cool read, Linda, thanks. :D
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Postby DrFU » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:05 am

Rockindeano wrote:That was way too fuckin long to read. And if I am not reading it, you think stevew2 is? :P


Cliff's Notes version just for you: Scientific research says you should encourage and be happy about Lula spending time with her girlfriends because it makes her healthier and happier and helps her deal with the stress that living with you causes.

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Postby Saint John » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:06 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:[
And maybe some of the more evolved gentlemen around here
Good luck with that! :lol:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:10 am

Saint John wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:And maybe some of the more evolved gentlemen around here


Good luck with that! :lol:


Well, I know not to expect much from you. :twisted: :lol: But I'm sure there are at least one or two guys around here who can walk upright for brief stretches and use a few multisyllabic words.
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Postby Carla777 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:10 am

Saint John wrote:Thanks for vacuuming and cleaning the dishes. :lol: :shock: :P In all seriousness, bless all of you wonderful ladies. And Blueskies, too. :lol:


:shock: Hey you here! thanks Dan..welcome back :)
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Re: Internacional Women's Day! Feliz Día de la Mujer

Postby Carla777 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:13 am

Peartree12249 wrote:
Carla777 wrote:This is our day girls, a time for celebrate and remember all the achievements over the years, and remind also the things that still need to change.

To all of us, mothers, daughters,profesionals,artists,married, singles,the old and youngest ones and more...oh and in special to the ones who loves rock and roll, have a great day MR women's!!! :wink:

Here it goes...Def Leppard/Women

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGV8wKHokSk


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Thanks Carla, we have come along way in the past 30 years and we should celebrate our achievements, but we still have a long way to go.

As women who have benefited from the efforts of our sisters, we should never forget that even today, women and girls are still being sold into sexual slavery thought the world, in Pakistan some women are murdered in so-called honor killings, in Western countries 2 out of every three adults living in poverty are women. Every day, women are still being beaten and murdered by their domestic partners. Girls who have not even gone through puberty are being forced into marriage and in countries where sons are valued, thousands of female babies are aborted or killed. We must finish the work.


You said all that i wish to add "things that still need to change", u know my english is limited..chica you are very RIGHT!! :wink:
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Postby Carla777 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:16 am

[quote="DrFU"]Okay, here's my (predicably professor-ish) contribution to celebrating International Women's Day. Not as sexy as Joe Elliott, but important to know, nonetheless. 8)
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Thanks for the info, i tried to read all...now i'm blind :?
Felíz día chica! :)
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Postby Deb » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:09 am

DrFU wrote:Okay, here's my (predicably professor-ish) contribution to celebrating International Women's Day. Not as sexy as Joe Elliott, but important to know, nonetheless. 8)
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UCLA Study On Friendship Among Women
An alternative to fight or flight

A landmark UCLA study suggests friendships between women are special.
They shape who we are and who we are yet to be. They soothe our tumultuous inner world, fill the emotional gaps in our marriage, and help us remember who we really are. By the way, they may do even more.

Scientists now suspect that hanging out with our 20 friends can actually counteract the kind of stomach-quivering stress most of us experience on a daily basis. A landmark UCLA study suggests that women respond to stress with a cascade of brain chemicals that cause us to make and maintain friendships with other women. It's a stunning find that has turned five decades of stress research---most of it on men---upside down. Until this study was published, scientists generally believed that when people experience stress, they trigger a hormonal cascade that revs the body to either stand and fight or flee as fast as possible, explains Laura Cousin Klein, Ph.D., now an Assistant Professor of Biobehavioral Health at Penn State University and one of the study's authors. It's an ancient survival mechanism left over from the time we were chased across the planet by saber-toothed tigers.

Now the researchers suspect that women have a larger behavioral repertoire than just fight or flight; In fact, says Dr. Klein, it seems that when the hormone oxytocin is release as part of the stress responses in a woman, it buffers the fight or flight response and encourages her to tend children and gather with other women instead.

When she actually engages in this tending or befriending, studies suggest that more oxytocin is released, which further counters stress and produces a calming effect. This calming response does not occur in men, says Dr. Klein, because testosterone- --which men produce in high levels when they're under stress---seems to reduce the effects of oxytocin. Estrogen, she adds, seems to enhance it.

The discovery that women respond to stress differently than men was made in a classic "aha" moment shared by two women scientists who were talking one day in a lab at UCLA. There was this joke that when the women who worked in the lab were stressed, they came in, cleaned the lab, had coffee, and bonded, says Dr. Klein. When the men were stressed, they holed up somewhere on their own. I commented one day to fellow researcher Shelley Taylor that nearly 90% of the stress research is on males. I showed her the data from my lab, and the two of us knew instantly that we were onto something.

The women cleared their schedules and started meeting with one scientist after another from various research specialties. Very quickly, Drs. Klein and Taylor discovered that by not including women in stress research, scientists had made a huge mistake: The fact that women respond to stress differently than men has significant implications for our health.

It may take some time for new studies to reveal all the ways that oxytocin encourages us to care for children and hang out with other women, but the "tend and befriend" notion developed by Drs. Klein and Taylor may explain why women consistently outlive men. Study after study has found that social ties reduce our risk of disease by lowering blood pressure, heart rate, and cholesterol. There's no doubt, says Dr. Klein, that friends are helping us live longer.

In one study, for example, researchers found that people who had no friends increased their risk of death over a 6-month period. In another study, those who had the most friends over a 9-year period cut their risk of death by more than 60%.

Friends are also helping us live better. The famed Nurses' Health Study from Harvard Medical School found that the more friends women had, the less likely they were to develop physical impairments as they aged, and the more likely they were to be leading a joyful life. In fact, the results were so significant, the 20 researchers concluded, that not having close friends or confidants was as detrimental to your health as smoking or carrying extra weight.

And that's not all. When the researchers looked at how well the women functioned after the death of their spouse, they found that even in the face of this biggest stressor of all, those women who had a close friend and confidante were more likely to survive the experience without any new physical impairments or permanent loss of vitality. Those without friends were not always so fortunate. Yet if friends counter the stress that seems to swallow up so much of our life these days, if they keep us healthy and even add years to our life, why is it so hard to find time to be with them?

That's a question that also troubles researcher Ruthellen Josselson, Ph.D., co-author of Best Friends: The Pleasures and Perils of Girls' and Women's Friendships (Three Rivers Press, 1998). The following paragraph is, in my opinion, very, very true and something all women should be aware of and NOT put our female friends on the back burners.

Every time we get overly busy with work and family, the first thing we do is let go of friendships with other women, explains Dr. Josselson. We push them right to the back burner. That's really a mistake because women are such a source of strength to each other. We nurture one another. And we need to have unpressured space in which we can do the special kind of talk that women do when they're with other women. It's a very healing experience.


Thanks Fufu! And right on the money! Happy chick day to all! :D
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Postby Behshad » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:21 am

Saint John wrote:Thanks for vacuuming and cleaning the dishes. :lol: :shock: :P In all seriousness, bless all of you wonderful ladies. And Blueskiesisaman, too. :lol:


:shock: :lol:


Happy Woman's day to all the ladies & Grandma Androo :oops:
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Postby Rockindeano » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:26 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Saint John wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:And maybe some of the more evolved gentlemen around here


Good luck with that! :lol:


Well, I know not to expect much from you. :twisted: :lol: But I'm sure there are at least one or two guys around here who can walk upright for brief stretches and use a few multisyllabic words.


stevew2 and who else?
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Postby Rockindeano » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:27 am

You know why God ultimately created the woman?

To carry the semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

HAHAHAHA

I am sure Blueskies won't approve, but who gives a shit?
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Postby Behshad » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:34 am

Rockindeano wrote:You know why God ultimately created the woman?

To carry the semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

HAHAHAHA

I am sure Blueskies won't approve, but who gives a shit?


:lol: :lol:
Blueskies doesnt mind being the delivery person. In fact thats one of her few great qualities that made Adam cheat on Eve with her....
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Postby Peartree12249 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:35 am

Rockindeano wrote:You know why God ultimately created the woman?

To carry the semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

HAHAHAHA

I am sure Blueskies won't approve, but who gives a shit?


LOL, I've got one for you Deano.

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No woman will be truly satisfied because no man has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!
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Postby Jubilee » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:04 am

Peartree12249 wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:You know why God ultimately created the woman?

To carry the semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

HAHAHAHA

I am sure Blueskies won't approve, but who gives a shit?


LOL, I've got one for you Deano.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:

No woman will be truly satisfied because no man has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!



:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:21 am

Peartree12249 wrote:No woman will be truly satisfied because no man has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!


It would certainly improve the divorce rate. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:24 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Peartree12249 wrote:No woman will be truly satisfied because no man has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!


It would certainly improve the divorce rate. :lol: :lol:


Depends on if that ejaculate is composed of coins or bills, really.
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:28 am

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Peartree12249 wrote:No woman will be truly satisfied because no man has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!


It would certainly improve the divorce rate. :lol: :lol:


Depends on if that ejaculate is composed of coins or bills, really.


Well, in case of coins, just step up the minting... thus... divorce rate declines even further. :lol:
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Postby Behshad » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:55 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Peartree12249 wrote:No woman will be truly satisfied because no man has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!


It would certainly improve the divorce rate. :lol: :lol:


Depends on if that ejaculate is composed of coins or bills, really.


Well, in case of coins, just step up the minting... thus... divorce rate declines even further. :lol:


You two sickos forget the fact that if a guy could actually shoot money out of his dick, he wouldnt get married.
He'd live a happy single life , with all the women he could "hang out with" and all the booze money can buy.
Um, this reminds me of someone I know here who has that lifestyle... :wink: :shock:
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Re: Internacional Women's Day! Feliz Día de la Mujer

Postby Voyager » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:08 am

Carla777 wrote:Internacional Women's Day! Feliz Día de la Mujer


Buen día mi beechez!

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Postby Peartree12249 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:10 am

Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Peartree12249 wrote:No woman will be truly satisfied because no man has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!


It would certainly improve the divorce rate. :lol: :lol:


Depends on if that ejaculate is composed of coins or bills, really.


Excellent point :!:
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Postby Rhiannon » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:11 am

Behshad wrote:You two sickos forget the fact that if a guy could actually shoot money out of his dick, he wouldnt get married.


Don't be so quick to assume that a man who could shoot benji's from his willy would be emotionally devoid of the desire to have a family life. :P
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:13 am

Rhiannon wrote:
Behshad wrote:You two sickos forget the fact that if a guy could actually shoot money out of his dick, he wouldnt get married.


Don't be so quick to assume that a man who could shoot benji's from his willy would be emotionally devoid of the desire to have a family life. :P


+1. 8)
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Postby Voyager » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:13 am

Peartree12249 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Peartree12249 wrote:No woman will be truly satisfied because no man has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!


It would certainly improve the divorce rate. :lol: :lol:


Depends on if that ejaculate is composed of coins or bills, really.


Excellent point :!:


Or credit cards.

Talk about penis envy!

I wish every time my wife and I had sex her vagina would shoot unused Visa Platinum credit cards out. Now there's one to take home to mama!

:lol:
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