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Postby Carla777 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:25 am

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Carla777 wrote:Internacional Women's Day! Feliz Día de la Mujer


Buen día mi beechez!

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Buen día weón!..ah y ciertamente no tuya :wink: :D
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Postby Carla777 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:27 am

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Behshad wrote:You two sickos forget the fact that if a guy could actually shoot money out of his dick, he wouldnt get married.


Don't be so quick to assume that a man who could shoot benji's from his willy would be emotionally devoid of the desire to have a family life. :P


:shock: :lol: :lol:
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Postby la michelona » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:38 am

Behshad wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Peartree12249 wrote:No woman will be truly satisfied because no man has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!


It would certainly improve the divorce rate. :lol: :lol:


Depends on if that ejaculate is composed of coins or bills, really.


Well, in case of coins, just step up the minting... thus... divorce rate declines even further. :lol:


You two sickos forget the fact that if a guy could actually shoot money out of his dick, he wouldnt get married.
He'd live a happy single life , with all the women he could "hang out with" and all the booze money can buy.
Um, this reminds me of someone I know here who has that lifestyle... :wink: :shock:



Nowdays, since a woman doesn't need a man to shoot money out of his yin nor his yang, SHE can live a happy single life, with all the men She could "hang out with" and all the SHOES money can buy. :lol:

Happy Day to Us!!! :D
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Postby Carla777 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:42 am

la michelona wrote:
Behshad wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Peartree12249 wrote:No woman will be truly satisfied because no man has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!


It would certainly improve the divorce rate. :lol: :lol:


Depends on if that ejaculate is composed of coins or bills, really.


Well, in case of coins, just step up the minting... thus... divorce rate declines even further. :lol:


You two sickos forget the fact that if a guy could actually shoot money out of his dick, he wouldnt get married.
He'd live a happy single life , with all the women he could "hang out with" and all the booze money can buy.
Um, this reminds me of someone I know here who has that lifestyle... :wink: :shock:



Nowdays, since a woman doesn't need a man to shoot money out of his yin nor his yang, SHE can live a happy single life, with all the men She could "hang out with" and all the SHOES money can buy. :lol:

Happy Day to Us!!! :D


Hell yeahhhh!!!

i like the shoes part :lol:
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Postby Peartree12249 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:48 am

la michelona wrote:
Behshad wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Peartree12249 wrote:No woman will be truly satisfied because no man has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!


It would certainly improve the divorce rate. :lol: :lol:


Depends on if that ejaculate is composed of coins or bills, really.


Well, in case of coins, just step up the minting... thus... divorce rate declines even further. :lol:


You two sickos forget the fact that if a guy could actually shoot money out of his dick, he wouldnt get married.
He'd live a happy single life , with all the women he could "hang out with" and all the booze money can buy.
Um, this reminds me of someone I know here who has that lifestyle... :wink: :shock:



Nowdays, since a woman doesn't need a man to shoot money out of his yin nor his yang, SHE can live a happy single life, with all the men She could "hang out with" and all the SHOES money can buy. :lol:

Happy Day to Us!!! :D


Right on sista :D :D :D
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Postby la michelona » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:48 am

Carla777 wrote:
la michelona wrote:
Behshad wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Rhiannon wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Peartree12249 wrote:No woman will be truly satisfied because no man has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!


It would certainly improve the divorce rate. :lol: :lol:


Depends on if that ejaculate is composed of coins or bills, really.


Well, in case of coins, just step up the minting... thus... divorce rate declines even further. :lol:


You two sickos forget the fact that if a guy could actually shoot money out of his dick, he wouldnt get married.
He'd live a happy single life , with all the women he could "hang out with" and all the booze money can buy.
Um, this reminds me of someone I know here who has that lifestyle... :wink: :shock:



Nowdays, since a woman doesn't need a man to shoot money out of his yin nor his yang, SHE can live a happy single life, with all the men She could "hang out with" and all the SHOES money can buy. :lol:

Happy Day to Us!!! :D


Hell yeahhhh!!!

i like the shoes part :lol:


Thought you might :wink: . The hanging out part isn't so bad either, as long as you remember to leave them where you found them when you've finished playing. :D
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Re: International Women's Day! Feliz Día de la Mujer

Postby artist4perry » Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:36 am

Carla777 wrote:This is our day girls, a time for celebrate and remember all the achievements over the years, and remind also the things that still need to change.

To all of us, mothers, daughters,profesionals,artists,married, singles,the old and youngest ones and more...oh and in special to the ones who loves rock and roll, have a great day MR women's!!! :wink:

Here it goes...Def Leppard/Women

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGV8wKHokSk


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Postby Rick » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:14 pm

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Just kidding ladies. If it weren't for you, this world would suck! ;)

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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:23 pm

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Just kidding ladies. If it weren't for you, this world would suck! ;)



You really need to choose your words more carefully Rick. :lol:
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Postby Rhiannon » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:27 pm

Rick wrote:Just kidding ladies. If it weren't for you, this world would suck! ;)

Love,

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Postby S2M » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:30 pm

Oh yes, women.....gotta love us men. really, you do....

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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:33 pm

StocktontoMalone wrote:Oh yes, women.....gotta love us men. really, you do....

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:twisted: :lol: :lol:


Wow. Good to know, s2m. :shock: :lol:
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Postby Rick » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:39 pm

Rhiannon wrote:
Rick wrote:Just kidding ladies. If it weren't for you, this world would suck! ;)

Love,

Rick


I know why you appreciate us, Ricky.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Internacional Women's Day! Feliz Día de la Mujer

Postby Voyager » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:18 pm

Carla777 wrote:
Voyager wrote:
Carla777 wrote:Internacional Women's Day! Feliz Día de la Mujer


Buen día mi beechez!

8)


Buen día weón!..ah y ciertamente no tuya :wink: :D


I love it when you talk Spanish.

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Postby stevew2 » Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:10 am

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DrFU wrote:Okay, here's my (predicably professor-ish) contribution to celebrating International Women's Day. Not as sexy as Joe Elliott, but important to know, nonetheless. 8)
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UCLA Study On Friendship Among Women
An alternative to fight or flight

A landmark UCLA study suggests friendships between women are special.
They shape who we are and who we are yet to be. They soothe our tumultuous inner world, fill the emotional gaps in our marriage, and help us remember who we really are. By the way, they may do even more.

Scientists now suspect that hanging out with our 20 friends can actually counteract the kind of stomach-quivering stress most of us experience on a daily basis. A landmark UCLA study suggests that women respond to stress with a cascade of brain chemicals that cause us to make and maintain friendships with other women. It's a stunning find that has turned five decades of stress research---most of it on men---upside down. Until this study was published, scientists generally believed that when people experience stress, they trigger a hormonal cascade that revs the body to either stand and fight or flee as fast as possible, explains Laura Cousin Klein, Ph.D., now an Assistant Professor of Biobehavioral Health at Penn State University and one of the study's authors. It's an ancient survival mechanism left over from the time we were chased across the planet by saber-toothed tigers.

Now the researchers suspect that women have a larger behavioral repertoire than just fight or flight; In fact, says Dr. Klein, it seems that when the hormone oxytocin is release as part of the stress responses in a woman, it buffers the fight or flight response and encourages her to tend children and gather with other women instead.

When she actually engages in this tending or befriending, studies suggest that more oxytocin is released, which further counters stress and produces a calming effect. This calming response does not occur in men, says Dr. Klein, because testosterone- --which men produce in high levels when they're under stress---seems to reduce the effects of oxytocin. Estrogen, she adds, seems to enhance it.

The discovery that women respond to stress differently than men was made in a classic "aha" moment shared by two women scientists who were talking one day in a lab at UCLA. There was this joke that when the women who worked in the lab were stressed, they came in, cleaned the lab, had coffee, and bonded, says Dr. Klein. When the men were stressed, they holed up somewhere on their own. I commented one day to fellow researcher Shelley Taylor that nearly 90% of the stress research is on males. I showed her the data from my lab, and the two of us knew instantly that we were onto something.

The women cleared their schedules and started meeting with one scientist after another from various research specialties. Very quickly, Drs. Klein and Taylor discovered that by not including women in stress research, scientists had made a huge mistake: The fact that women respond to stress differently than men has significant implications for our health.

It may take some time for new studies to reveal all the ways that oxytocin encourages us to care for children and hang out with other women, but the "tend and befriend" notion developed by Drs. Klein and Taylor may explain why women consistently outlive men. Study after study has found that social ties reduce our risk of disease by lowering blood pressure, heart rate, and cholesterol. There's no doubt, says Dr. Klein, that friends are helping us live longer.

In one study, for example, researchers found that people who had no friends increased their risk of death over a 6-month period. In another study, those who had the most friends over a 9-year period cut their risk of death by more than 60%.

Friends are also helping us live better. The famed Nurses' Health Study from Harvard Medical School found that the more friends women had, the less likely they were to develop physical impairments as they aged, and the more likely they were to be leading a joyful life. In fact, the results were so significant, the 20 researchers concluded, that not having close friends or confidants was as detrimental to your health as smoking or carrying extra weight.

And that's not all. When the researchers looked at how well the women functioned after the death of their spouse, they found that even in the face of this biggest stressor of all, those women who had a close friend and confidante were more likely to survive the experience without any new physical impairments or permanent loss of vitality. Those without friends were not always so fortunate. Yet if friends counter the stress that seems to swallow up so much of our life these days, if they keep us healthy and even add years to our life, why is it so hard to find time to be with them?

That's a question that also troubles researcher Ruthellen Josselson, Ph.D., co-author of Best Friends: The Pleasures and Perils of Girls' and Women's Friendships (Three Rivers Press, 1998). The following paragraph is, in my opinion, very, very true and something all women should be aware of and NOT put our female friends on the back burners.

Every time we get overly busy with work and family, the first thing we do is let go of friendships with other women, explains Dr. Josselson. We push them right to the back burner. That's really a mistake because women are such a source of strength to each other. We nurture one another. And we need to have unpressured space in which we can do the special kind of talk that women do when they're with other women. It's a very healing experience.


That was way too fuckin long to read. And if I am not reading it, you think stevew2 is? :P
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Postby Rockindeano » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:15 am

stevew2 wrote:I got to Oxycotin and had to stop. Frigas celebrated today to


What?
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Postby artist4perry » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:23 am

Rockindeano wrote:
stevew2 wrote:I got to Oxycotin and had to stop. Frigas celebrated today to


What?



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Postby stevew2 » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:28 am

artist4perry wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
stevew2 wrote:I got to Oxycotin and had to stop. Frigas celebrated today to


What?



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Here, you can borrow this........ :wink: :lol: Chill Tito, its a joke! :wink:
LOL dont you guys get it International Womens Day.Do I got to spell everything out? jeez
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