Of Course it's Wrong, but It's Funny

[Rockindeano]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylSZpIII ... re=related

Bet you can't not laugh?

[G.I.Jim]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylSZpIIIEPs&feature=related

Bet you can't not laugh?

That was hilarious you twisted bastard!

[Frank Martinez]

Oh Truck,that was great!

[walkslikealady]

I didn't laugh.

Of course, I didn't laugh when my nephews got kicked out of vacation bible school for pissing and pooping on the walls of a church either. Potty humor just doesn't do it for me 'cause there's no wit in it.

Must be a "guy thing".

[Rockindeano]

I didn't laugh.

Of course, I didn't laugh when my nephews got kicked out of vacation bible school for pissing and pooping on the walls of a church either. Potty humor just doesn't do it for me 'cause there's no wit in it.

Must be a "guy thing".

I bet your vagina is drier than the Mojave Desert.

Get a sense of humour you dried up prune.Fucking laugh once in awhile. Vacation Bible school? You have got to be kidding right? I am so sure kids can't wait to get to "Vacation Bible school" fast enough. Forget the beach, the lake, Disneyland or traveling. Let's put those amped up little fuckers in a 4x4 room all damned day and discuss shit that happened 3 million years ago. I am sure they will be fucking riveted by the Jonah and the whale epic, or the poor lion who some fucker drove a thorn into it's paw. I especially love the day when JC was headlining Starvation Fest, in I'm sure a desert region with no toilets or Burger Kings for miles. And none of those homeless bastards brought anything to eat or drink. Naw, food? Water? Let's let Jesus get it. Lazy irresponsible followers.

My point is not to slam the Bible, but for God's sake, let the kids be, well, kids.

[whirlwind]

Remember when you were a kid and someone asked you to hold the tip of your tongue and say, "My teacher has a big red apple"?

[Granny]

Dean, as usual, my laugh of the day!

[madsplash]

My God that's funny, Dean! Kid's giving it all he has! Hilarious.

[walkslikealady]

I didn't laugh.

Of course, I didn't laugh when my nephews got kicked out of vacation bible school for pissing and pooping on the walls of a church either. Potty humor just doesn't do it for me 'cause there's no wit in it.

Must be a "guy thing".

I bet your vagina is drier than the Mojave Desert.

Get a sense of humour you dried up prune.Fucking laugh once in awhile. Vacation Bible school? You have got to be kidding right? I am so sure kids can't wait to get to "Vacation Bible school" fast enough. Forget the beach, the lake, Disneyland or traveling. Let's put those amped up little fuckers in a 4x4 room all damned day and discuss shit that happened 3 million years ago. I am sure they will be fucking riveted by the Jonah and the whale epic, or the poor lion who some fucker drove a thorn into it's paw. I especially love the day when JC was headlining Starvation Fest, in I'm sure a desert region with no toilets or Burger Kings for miles. And none of those homeless bastards brought anything to eat or drink. Naw, food? Water? Let's let Jesus get it. Lazy irresponsible followers.

My point is not to slam the Bible, but for God's sake, let the kids be, well, kids.

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This is the humor of the great rockindeano? Do you actually believe lots of people think you're funny? A few other losers who post where you do may, others read you because you're such a train wreck!

I laugh lots when something is truly funny! Johnny Carson, Danny Kaye, Dick Van Dyke, Red Skelton, etc., etc. Some of these men had sly wit!

And leave my vagina out of it 'cause a creep like you would never be invited near it! Yes, I'm very picky 'cause I have some morals, I'm not a drunk, and I have a bit of taste in men! Rather live without than settle any day! I once had a great rack (big boobs), but a doggie face (never claimed I'm a beauty), and guys would follow me around town. Now I'm more like the couger barbie and have to use a hoist to put my boobs in the bra cup...a DDD. I still get offers from strangers if I were desperate like your woman!

I saw what you wrote you did to a former girlfriend on another forum...now that was psycho IMO. When a guy stalked me I made the mistake of stalking him back, but the worst I did was make some hangups to his home and write 666 on a doorway.

And you can drop the name "Steve" in all your posts...it's not a "get out of jail free card" for me. I'm not the type to suck up to people 'cause of who they know.

And I know lots of cuss words, you fat F! Even called Andrew one in a PM; however, I'm also aware that not all parents want their kids to be exposed to such things so I normally use caution.

[walkslikealady]

P.S.

I won't bother to read any post started by you, RD. I'm looking for entertainment, some decent conversation, and a little knowledge when I go online. I now realize I won't get any of that from you.

If you put poison in my underwear, I'd probably return the favor or gut you...depending on my mood. LOL [/i]

[Rockindeano]

P.S.

I won't bother to read any post started by you, RD. I'm looking for entertainment, some decent conversation, and a little knowledge when I go online. I now realize I won't get any of that from you.

If you put poison in my underwear, I'd probably return the favor or gut you...depending on my mood. LOL [/i]

Eat my ass, you droopy titted old pig.

Never claimed to be a comedian, or tried to be humorous in that post. Vacation Bible school sucks. There is absolutely nothing fun about that shit. It's religious daycare.
I am sure the kids had a blast using the fucking paste and colored paper making angels and disciples and all that shit.

Go fuck yourself.

[Duncan]

yep, I laughed. They should try it with Car & Shunt

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Now playing: Tom Scott - Song #1

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

Yep I laughed.

Hold your tongue and try to say "I am a pirate ship" - thats funny too

[Jana]

That was funny. I like that Pearl video, too, with Will Farrell, I think it was.

[Jana]

I didn't laugh.

Of course, I didn't laugh when my nephews got kicked out of vacation bible school for pissing and pooping on the walls of a church either. Potty humor just doesn't do it for me 'cause there's no wit in it.

Must be a "guy thing".

I bet your vagina is drier than the Mojave Desert.

Get a sense of humour you dried up prune.Fucking laugh once in awhile. Vacation Bible school? You have got to be kidding right? I am so sure kids can't wait to get to "Vacation Bible school" fast enough. Forget the beach, the lake, Disneyland or traveling. Let's put those amped up little fuckers in a 4x4 room all damned day and discuss shit that happened 3 million years ago. I am sure they will be fucking riveted by the Jonah and the whale epic, or the poor lion who some fucker drove a thorn into it's paw. I especially love the day when JC was headlining Starvation Fest, in I'm sure a desert region with no toilets or Burger Kings for miles. And none of those homeless bastards brought anything to eat or drink. Naw, food? Water? Let's let Jesus get it. Lazy irresponsible followers.

My point is not to slam the Bible, but for God's sake, let the kids be, well, kids.

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This is the humor of the great rockindeano? Do you actually believe lots of people think you're funny? A few other losers who post where you do may, others read you because you're such a train wreck!

I laugh lots when something is truly funny! Johnny Carson, Danny Kaye, Dick Van Dyke, Red Skelton, etc., etc. Some of these men had sly wit!

And leave my vagina out of it 'cause a creep like you would never be invited near it! Yes, I'm very picky 'cause I have some morals, I'm not a drunk, and I have a bit of taste in men! Rather live without than settle any day! I once had a great rack (big boobs), but a doggie face (never claimed I'm a beauty), and guys would follow me around town. Now I'm more like the couger barbie and have to use a hoist to put my boobs in the bra cup...a DDD. I still get offers from strangers if I were desperate like your woman!

I saw what you wrote you did to a former girlfriend on another forum...now that was psycho IMO. When a guy stalked me I made the mistake of stalking him back, but the worst I did was make some hangups to his home and write 666 on a doorway.

And you can drop the name "Steve" in all your posts...it's not a "get out of jail free card" for me. I'm not the type to suck up to people 'cause of who they know.

And I know lots of cuss words, you fat F! Even called Andrew one in a PM; however, I'm also aware that not all parents want their kids to be exposed to such things so I normally use caution.

[conversationpc]

Vacation Bible school sucks. There is absolutely nothing fun about that shit. It's religious daycare.
I am sure the kids had a blast using the fucking paste and colored paper making angels and disciples and all that shit.

Go fuck yourself.

Kids almost always love it. The last time our church did it, the kids did stuff like learn how to program their own video game or make a small, working motor.

[Rockindeano]

Vacation Bible school sucks. There is absolutely nothing fun about that shit. It's religious daycare.
I am sure the kids had a blast using the fucking paste and colored paper making angels and disciples and all that shit.

Go fuck yourself.

Kids almost always love it. The last time our church did it, the kids did stuff like learn how to program their own video game or make a small, working motor.

Dude, this is not an anti Christ rant. And no, most kids would rather hang at home and watch Madagascar and Madagascar 2 all day.

[AsYouWish68]

I thought it was pretty damn funny. Thought it was funny when my nephew did pretty much the same thing 17 years ago.

And whoa, wait a second, Dean--you know STEVE??

[Michigan Girl]

P.S.

I won't bother to read any post started by you, RD. I'm looking for entertainment, some decent conversation, and a little knowledge when I go online. I now realize I won't get any of that from you.

If you put poison in my underwear, I'd probably return the favor or gut you...depending on my mood. LOL [/i]

Eat my ass, you droopy titted old pig.

This was harsh!!

Go fuck yourself.

This, too!!

Never claimed to be a comedian, or tried to be humorous in that post. Vacation Bible school sucks. There is absolutely nothing fun about that shit. It's religious daycare.
I am sure the kids had a blast using the fucking paste and colored paper making angels and disciples and all that shit.

I am LMAO at this!!

[squirt1]

Deano- Could you not use the words "dried up prune". I am still snickering and have 4 more prunes to show this post ! Carry on !

[artist4perry]

Deano- Could you not use the words "dried up prune". I am still snickering and have 4 more prunes to show this post ! Carry on !

*waiting on RD reaction to "prune" reference*

[Rockindeano]

Well, since I no longer get any, I have two sets of prunes for sale.

Squirt, you are fucked up with your politics, but Goddammit woman, you live in the Queen City, I love the Reds, and what the Hell, fly me back there to Cincinnati and I'll lay the wood to ya.

And also a very nice "Cyber grandma" to my boy Wyatt. He loves his utensils.

JSS is his Godfather and you can be his Godgrandma.

[G.I.Jim]

P.S.

I won't bother to read any post started by you, RD. I'm looking for entertainment, some decent conversation, and a little knowledge when I go online. I now realize I won't get any of that from you.

If you put poison in my underwear, I'd probably return the favor or gut you...depending on my mood. LOL [/i]

I'm not trying to butt in here, but you just did what you said you weren't. It's also not Christian to pass judgement on others. When you put 666 on the door of someone you "stalked"...again, not very christian. I'm no saint, so don't take me the wrong way here. I'm a sinner, just like EVERYONE else (probably more of a sinner than many on here), and we all have to pay for our sins one day.

What's up with the "return the favor or gut you"? Would Jesus gut someone? Sorry, but again...NOT christian at all. Maybe you're just joking with Deano, but I'm not getting that from what I've read here. If you were, please disregard.


I guess my point here, is that if you're offended by Deano's posts (or anyone elses posts), why do you look at them? Don't cast judgement, just ignore the posters you don't like. How does the bible verse go..."thou shall set no wicked thing before thine eyes"? I know it's a little off because it's been quite a while since I read it. Anyway, just saying!

[squirt1]

Deano- I would be proud to be cyber grandma to Wyatt. As far as laying some wood, I think the Reds could use you since trading Dunn & Griffey. My prune reference has more to do with digestion than the physical trauma you described. What a place of learning MR is......You make my MR world !! BTW have you seen Bronson Arroyo pitch ? Check him out singing & playing Fire & Rain on Youtube and tell me what you think .

[StevePerryHair]

Vacation Bible school sucks. There is absolutely nothing fun about that shit. It's religious daycare.
I am sure the kids had a blast using the fucking paste and colored paper making angels and disciples and all that shit.

Go fuck yourself.

Kids almost always love it. The last time our church did it, the kids did stuff like learn how to program their own video game or make a small, working motor.

It's true, kids DO love it. I think Dean misunderstands what it is.

[artist4perry]

Vacation Bible school sucks. There is absolutely nothing fun about that shit. It's religious daycare.
I am sure the kids had a blast using the fucking paste and colored paper making angels and disciples and all that shit.

Go fuck yourself.

Kids almost always love it. The last time our church did it, the kids did stuff like learn how to program their own video game or make a small, working motor.

It's true, kids DO love it. I think Dean misunderstands what it is.

Maybe I am wrong, but I think Deano was trying to say he did not want to be lectured on morals. Not so much a slam on church itself.

But I volunteer my art services for my church and the kids have a blast there...............maybe the kids where he is from don't like it, but ours do!

[StevePerryHair]

Vacation Bible school sucks. There is absolutely nothing fun about that shit. It's religious daycare.
I am sure the kids had a blast using the fucking paste and colored paper making angels and disciples and all that shit.

Go fuck yourself.

Kids almost always love it. The last time our church did it, the kids did stuff like learn how to program their own video game or make a small, working motor.

It's true, kids DO love it. I think Dean misunderstands what it is.

Maybe I am wrong, but I think Deano was trying to say he did not want to be lectured on morals. Not so much a slam on church itself.

But I volunteer my art services for my church and the kids have a blast there...............maybe the kids where he is from don't like it, but ours do!

I know Dean, so I know what he meant, but I think he doesn't realize exactly what goes on there was my point. It's not exactly as he described it. Yet I realize part of it was probably he needed a good come back for what that person was ranting on about.

[Rockindeano]

Lynn, I used to teach Bible school. Yep, taught that motherfucker. I can tell you that when the parents were around, it was a very niiice tempered time, and when they were not around, it was grabassin time. I set up hockey goals with trash cans and we tore that fuckin place up. I can also say we didn't listen to Christian tunes either. I had KLOS on in the morning. I didn't quite go to Stern then..even I felt a little uneasy listening to the anti-Christ in church. Anyway, we studied the divisions in professional sports. They got free Bits o Honey if they could properly recite Baseball's American League.

Now the Pastor, he was a real piece of work. This lazy bastard wouldn't work on his sermons or anything like that. Nooo,he would stroll in about 1130A with Wendy's value meal #2, and a large fuckin Frosty, and conveniently take off about 2P and never come back. I said what the hell is this all about? Had enough of his act, so I went through his trash can one day and smeared the runny tomato juice and pickle sauce over all his Tax returns he had on his desk. Hated that creepy fucker with a passion.

[StevePerryHair]

Lynn, I used to teach Bible school. Yep, taught that motherfucker. I can tell you that when the parents were around, it was a very niiice tempered time, and when they were not around, it was grabassin time. I set up hockey goals with trash cans and we tore that fuckin place up. I can also say we didn't listen to Christian tunes either. I had KLOS on in the morning. I didn't quite go to Stern then..even I felt a little uneasy listening to the anti-Christ in church. Anyway, we studied the divisions in professional sports. They got free Bits o Honey if they could properly recite Baseball's American League.

Now the Pastor, he was a real piece of work. This lazy bastard wouldn't work on his sermons or anything like that. Nooo,he would stroll in about 1130A with Wendy's value meal #2, and a large fuckin Frosty, and conveniently take off about 2P and never come back. I said what the hell is this all about? Had enough of his act, so I went through his trash can one day and smeared the runny tomato juice and pickle sauce over all his Tax returns he had on his desk. Hated that creepy fucker with a passion.

I know why you feel like you do, and I know what you were saying, but you don't know what vacation bible school is was all I was trying to say! Bible school, and vacation bible school are two different things! VBS is a one week only, 3 hour a day thing the kids do in the summer. I work it, and it is an organized thing. It's themed something different every year. The kids sing, dance, play games, make crafts, eat snacks they love, act out or watch plays and watch a funny movie. There are stations they move to every 20 minutes until they get to go home after only 3 hours. I think you maybe are confusing that with the other kind of bible schools that are out there for kids. My church doesn't have those. They have youth group and stuff, which I guess would be similar to what you are saying, but it's not bible school.

[Rockindeano]

No Lynn, I know the difference. I went to all of that shit. What I am trying to say is, yes I know it is a healthy environment for the kids, but I am kicking myself for missing all the cool sports and other shit on TV when I was cutting out stick figures and snowflakes(in Southern Calif ), and threading popcorn with a needle in order to make a welfare recipients version of a pooka shell necklace. I also really was riveted by the popsicle houses I would construct on a daily basis. While the other morons would struggle to build one bedroom shacks and out houses, I damned near had a popsicle replica of the Empire State Building along with the entire block of Wall Street in no time flat. I would have completed the Golden Gate Bridge if we didn't have fuckin "nap time." Remember that shit? They would roll out these rubber mats that the homeless covet so much and the kids would sleep on them in the middle of the classroom. Now I love me a nap nowadays, but what kid wants to sleep? Not only that, but the mats weren't assigned to any one kid. They were random. So when the ugly nose picking lice infested kid on the corner got up from his siesta, his mat went back into storage, unmarked, and who got it tomorrow was the luck of the draw, or lack therof. Snot, pee trickles, boogers, you name it were etched into those mats.