Of Course it's Wrong, but It's Funny

[Carla777]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylSZpIIIEPs&feature=related

Bet you can't not laugh?

The vid is very funny and the baby boy is cute!

as for the religion part in vacations (or any day), i personally never like it when i was a kid and i refuse to go..still do but maybe is just me, because never like any kind of group, even scouts ones.

[StevePerryHair]

No Lynn, I know the difference. I went to all of that shit. What I am trying to say is, yes I know it is a healthy environment for the kids, but I am kicking myself for missing all the cool sports and other shit on TV when I was cutting out stick figures and snowflakes(in Southern Calif ), and threading popcorn with a needle in order to make a welfare recipients version of a pooka shell necklace. I also really was riveted by the popsicle houses I would construct on a daily basis. While the other morons would struggle to build one bedroom shacks and out houses, I damned near had a popsicle replica of the Empire State Building along with the entire block of Wall Street in no time flat. I would have completed the Golden Gate Bridge if we didn't have fuckin "nap time." Remember that shit? They would roll out these rubber mats that the homeless covet so much and the kids would sleep on them in the middle of the classroom. Now I love me a nap nowadays, but what kid wants to sleep? Not only that, but the mats weren't assigned to any one kid. They were random. So when the ugly nose picking lice infested kid on the corner got up from his siesta, his mat went back into storage, unmarked, and who got it tomorrow was the luck of the draw, or lack therof. Snot, pee trickles, boogers, you name it were etched into those mats.

We are talking 15 hours, of an entire summer. That's 3 hours in the morning for 5 days. I HARDLY think my kids or any other kids are missing out on ANYTHING cool by spending 15 hours of their time there. These kids are aged 5 to 9 or 10, NOT teenagers, and they have a good time. My daughter cried the year we COULDN'T do it because we were going out of town. You are entitled to your personal opinion and how you felt as a kid and an adult, but don't talk for all children and all adults as for how useless and torturous it is. You are describing something completely different. The crafts they make aren't even close to what you are saying. They make rubber balls, slime, decorate cupcakes and cookies, and play games with water, balloons, and many other things, that kids DO love! Did you ever consider the fact that you are old now and maybe they have done some things to change how they deliver the message now

[X factor]

Vacation Bible school sucks. There is absolutely nothing fun about that shit. It's religious daycare.
I am sure the kids had a blast using the fucking paste and colored paper making angels and disciples and all that shit.

Go fuck yourself.

Kids almost always love it. The last time our church did it, the kids did stuff like learn how to program their own video game or make a small, working motor.

Damn! Times has changed since I went to VBS. All we did was eat snacks,drink orange kool aid and sing DEEP AND WIDE...still kinda fun anyway, as I recall!

[Rhiannon]

Damn! Times has changed since I went to VBS. All we did was eat snacks,drink orange kool aid and sing DEEP AND WIDE...still kinda fun anyway, as I recall!

That was MY VBS too!
And I loved going. Our church had VBS in the summer and a winter retreat in Gatlinburg, TN called "Resurrection". They were mostly social things... especially once we were all teenagers. Then when I hit my upper teens and was too old for VBS, I actually taught for a few summers. I kinda miss it, really. Those weren't bad days at all.

[X factor]

Damn! Times has changed since I went to VBS. All we did was eat snacks,drink orange kool aid and sing DEEP AND WIDE...still kinda fun anyway, as I recall!

That was MY VBS too!
And I loved going. Our church had VBS in the summer and a winter retreat in Gatlinburg, TN called "Resurrection". They were mostly social things... especially once we were all teenagers. Then when I hit my upper teens and was too old for VBS, I actually taught for a few summers. I kinda miss it, really. Those weren't bad days at all.

LPL! Mine was in Tennessee too Rhi! Thus the similiarity?

[Rockindeano]

Damn! Times has changed since I went to VBS. All we did was eat snacks,drink orange kool aid and sing DEEP AND WIDE...still kinda fun anyway, as I recall!

That was MY VBS too!
And I loved going. Our church had VBS in the summer and a winter retreat in Gatlinburg, TN called "Resurrection". They were mostly social things... especially once we were all teenagers. Then when I hit my upper teens and was too old for VBS, I actually taught for a few summers. I kinda miss it, really. Those weren't bad days at all.

Oh you are so full of shit. I am sure if you were scheduled to teach VBS in Tennessee this week, but Pops called and said meet me at Bristol tomorrow for qualifying and practice, I am sure you would say, "Dad, sorry,can't do it, got VBS goin on dude." Yeah, riiigggghhhttt.

[Rhiannon]

Damn! Times has changed since I went to VBS. All we did was eat snacks,drink orange kool aid and sing DEEP AND WIDE...still kinda fun anyway, as I recall!

That was MY VBS too!
And I loved going. Our church had VBS in the summer and a winter retreat in Gatlinburg, TN called "Resurrection". They were mostly social things... especially once we were all teenagers. Then when I hit my upper teens and was too old for VBS, I actually taught for a few summers. I kinda miss it, really. Those weren't bad days at all.

LPL! Mine was in Tennessee too Rhi! Thus the similiarity?

I think all us Bible Belt VBS'ers had the same summers. I did go to VBS in Tennessee the summers I lived with my Dad in Johnson City. Otherwise, it was in Virginia. As soon as you said snacks and orange kool-aid I was laughing remembering that. Even today I'll occasionally come across a bag of Wise Cheez-Doodles and off-brand Oreos and get lost in VBS nostalgia! Friday was always the best day, remember? That was when you got to have the big cook-out/pot-luck dinner and the paint on your porcelain prayin' hands magnet was finally dry.

[Rhiannon]

Damn! Times has changed since I went to VBS. All we did was eat snacks,drink orange kool aid and sing DEEP AND WIDE...still kinda fun anyway, as I recall!

That was MY VBS too!
And I loved going. Our church had VBS in the summer and a winter retreat in Gatlinburg, TN called "Resurrection". They were mostly social things... especially once we were all teenagers. Then when I hit my upper teens and was too old for VBS, I actually taught for a few summers. I kinda miss it, really. Those weren't bad days at all.

Oh you are so full of shit. I am sure if you were scheduled to teach VBS in Tennessee this week, but Pops called and said meet me at Bristol tomorrow for qualifying and practice, I am sure you would say, "Dad, sorry,can't do it, got VBS goin on dude." Yeah, riiigggghhhttt.

You know that lousy rat is going without me? Suite access for all the weekend festivities and still has the nerve to tell me "I'll call ya from the fence and letcha hear the cars!"

I was there for the night race (which is the best one) but it's salt in the wounds to be missing a Bristol race!! And yes, I would give up any kind of religious function to go worship at the true cathedral... Bristol.

[Rockindeano]

Fuck you dad then.. That's complete horse shit. Go to Bristol anyway, and pour some of C+H's finest into his fuel tank and then go laugh your ass off as the 48 beats his favourite driver, and then go laugh again as that cheap fucker can't get out of the parking lot! SPUTTER, SPUTTER, BANG! SPT SPUT, BANG..DEAD.

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

[StevePerryHair]

Damn! Times has changed since I went to VBS. All we did was eat snacks,drink orange kool aid and sing DEEP AND WIDE...still kinda fun anyway, as I recall!

That was MY VBS too!
And I loved going. Our church had VBS in the summer and a winter retreat in Gatlinburg, TN called "Resurrection". They were mostly social things... especially once we were all teenagers. Then when I hit my upper teens and was too old for VBS, I actually taught for a few summers. I kinda miss it, really. Those weren't bad days at all.

LPL! Mine was in Tennessee too Rhi! Thus the similiarity?

I think all us Bible Belt VBS'ers had the same summers. I did go to VBS in Tennessee the summers I lived with my Dad in Johnson City. Otherwise, it was in Virginia. As soon as you said snacks and orange kool-aid I was laughing remembering that. Even today I'll occasionally come across a bag of Wise Cheez-Doodles and off-brand Oreos and get lost in VBS nostalgia! Friday was always the best day, remember? That was when you got to have the big cook-out/pot-luck dinner and the paint on your porcelain prayin' hands magnet was finally dry.

I think it might be a little different now. Or Florida doesnt' count for the bible belt But all of the churches around here, even the non-denominational ones, use a program now they buy from a company who puts them out. Each year, there is a different theme and you decorate for it and you follow a book that ties each day together. It's only a week long thing, and it's geared towards grade school aged kids. The older kids can be group leaders and still be involved that way though. I know one year was an African theme, one year was an ocean theme, etc. And all the churches seem to advertize the same program on signs when you drive around in the summer. I guess it's easier than churches planning their own stuff. I'm sure there probably are still those who do what you are saying too though. We didn't have VBS in the north when I was growing up.

[Rhiannon]

Fuck you dad then.. That's complete horse shit. Go to Bristol anyway, and pour some of C+H's finest into his fuel tank and then go laugh your ass off as the 48 beats his favourite driver, and then go laugh again as that cheap fucker can't get out of the parking lot! SPUTTER, SPUTTER, BANG! SPT SPUT, BANG..DEAD.

HAHAHAHAHAAHA

I am NOT going to do that!
First of all, Bristol is a good 600 miles away, and as much as I'd like to go, it's a Sunday night race. Second... Daddy likes Jimmie. So now whut? Heheh. Bet you didn't know that? Of course, my Dad also doesn't understand why I hate the Busch brothers so that's not saying much for his taste in drivers.

[Rhiannon]

I think it might be a little different now. Or Florida doesnt' count for the bible belt But all of the churches around here, even the non-denominational ones, use a program now they buy from a company who puts them out. Each year, there is a different theme and you decorate for it and you follow a book that ties each day together. It's only a week long thing, and it's geared towards grade school aged kids. The older kids can be group leaders and still be involved that way though. I know one year was an African theme, one year was an ocean theme, etc. And all the churches seem to advertize the same program on signs when you drive around in the summer. I guess it's easier than churches planning their own stuff. I'm sure there probably are still those who do what you are saying too though. We didn't have VBS in the north when I was growing up.

I know what you're talking about actually... they'd started to do that when I was teaching it. I remember one theme was a safari and then another was some "super hero" kid in armor, like a knight. Pretty cool. But not as cool as the felt paper dolls on the felt storyboard we used back in the day.

No VBS? Aw, that's just not right...

[bluejeangirl76]

You know that lousy rat is going without me? Suite access for all the weekend festivities and still has the nerve to tell me "I'll call ya from the fence and letcha hear the cars!"

*yawn* If I want to watch vehicular mayhem, I'll drive I-90 at 5:30.

Maybe if I went with you once, I'd see the excitement.
And if I still didn't see it... well, at least they serve beer.

[Rockindeano]

You know that lousy rat is going without me? Suite access for all the weekend festivities and still has the nerve to tell me "I'll call ya from the fence and letcha hear the cars!"

*yawn* If I want to watch vehicular mayhem, I'll drive I-90 at 5:30.

Maybe if I went with you once, I'd see the excitement.
And if I still didn't see it... well, at least they serve beer.

As usual, you're fuckin clueless on matters of importance.

Have Rhiannon take you to Chicagoland this year. Thanks to George W Bush fucking up the best economy in the world and turning us into Taiwan West, you can go for 25 bucks, and drink in the parking lot. In fact, Nascar encourages that behaviour. It's a great sport to watch live.

[bluejeangirl76]

You know that lousy rat is going without me? Suite access for all the weekend festivities and still has the nerve to tell me "I'll call ya from the fence and letcha hear the cars!"

*yawn* If I want to watch vehicular mayhem, I'll drive I-90 at 5:30.

Maybe if I went with you once, I'd see the excitement.
And if I still didn't see it... well, at least they serve beer.

As usual, you're fuckin clueless on matters of importance.

No I'm not. I mentioned the beer.

[Rockindeano]

You know that lousy rat is going without me? Suite access for all the weekend festivities and still has the nerve to tell me "I'll call ya from the fence and letcha hear the cars!"

*yawn* If I want to watch vehicular mayhem, I'll drive I-90 at 5:30.

Maybe if I went with you once, I'd see the excitement.
And if I still didn't see it... well, at least they serve beer.

As usual, you're fuckin clueless on matters of importance.

No I'm not. I mentioned the beer.

You can wear tight fitting jeans, a tight number 88 shirt and troll for cock all day. There is plenty of it too, as Chicagoland holds 200,000. Warning though- it's a bunch of red state cock that you will likely find.

[Rhiannon]

*yawn* If I want to watch vehicular mayhem, I'll drive I-90 at 5:30.

Oh wow... nothing I love more than blazing along at 3 miles per hour caught on the Kennedy at the Devon tollbooth. Woooooweeee! That's living on the edge alright. Nothing like a gridlocked clusterfuck standstill to get the ol' adrenaline pumping. That's way funner than cars going 210mph. What was I thinking?

[bluejeangirl76]

You can wear tight fitting jeans, a tight number 88 shirt and troll for cock all day. There is plenty of it too, as Chicagoland holds 200,000. Warning though- it's a bunch of red state cock that you will likely find.

[bluejeangirl76]

*yawn* If I want to watch vehicular mayhem, I'll drive I-90 at 5:30.

Oh wow... nothing I love more than blazing along at 3 miles per hour caught on the Kennedy at the Devon tollbooth. Woooooweeee! That's living on the edge alright. Nothing like a gridlocked clusterfuck standstill to get the ol' adrenaline pumping. That's way funner than cars going 210mph. What was I thinking?

I said it was mayhem. I didn't say it was speedy mayhem.
Just as boring to watch and twice as dangerous though.

[Eric]

If you have a young kid...take them to Niagara Falls. That's a good time listening to them try and pronounce that.

[jrnychick]

Back to Dean's original post--I loved the video! I thought it was cute and pretty funny!

[Rockindeano]

Back to Dean's original post--I loved the video! I thought it was cute and pretty funny!

Why thank you dear. That old rag full of bags(walkslikeahag) was the reason we got off track.

[MBPL]

I didn't laugh.

Of course, I didn't laugh when my nephews got kicked out of vacation bible school for pissing and pooping on the walls of a church either. Potty humor just doesn't do it for me 'cause there's no wit in it.

Must be a "guy thing".

I bet your vagina is drier than the Mojave Desert.

Get a sense of humour you dried up prune.Fucking laugh once in awhile. Vacation Bible school? You have got to be kidding right? I am so sure kids can't wait to get to "Vacation Bible school" fast enough. Forget the beach, the lake, Disneyland or traveling. Let's put those amped up little fuckers in a 4x4 room all damned day and discuss shit that happened 3 million years ago. I am sure they will be fucking riveted by the Jonah and the whale epic, or the poor lion who some fucker drove a thorn into it's paw. I especially love the day when JC was headlining Starvation Fest, in I'm sure a desert region with no toilets or Burger Kings for miles. And none of those homeless bastards brought anything to eat or drink. Naw, food? Water? Let's let Jesus get it. Lazy irresponsible followers.

My point is not to slam the Bible, but for God's sake, let the kids be, well, kids.

No disrespect intended to Walkslikealady, but I trip off on "twisted" and this here...funny shit, this rant. I strongly suggest Deano, that if you are not already a writer you might consider a dark humor/comedy/slash/comic book anti-hero alter ego genre. Or maybe...therapy?

[Behshad]

I didn't laugh.

Of course, I didn't laugh when my nephews got kicked out of vacation bible school for pissing and pooping on the walls of a church either. Potty humor just doesn't do it for me 'cause there's no wit in it.

Must be a "guy thing".

I bet your vagina is drier than the Mojave Desert.

Get a sense of humour you dried up prune.Fucking laugh once in awhile. Vacation Bible school? You have got to be kidding right? I am so sure kids can't wait to get to "Vacation Bible school" fast enough. Forget the beach, the lake, Disneyland or traveling. Let's put those amped up little fuckers in a 4x4 room all damned day and discuss shit that happened 3 million years ago. I am sure they will be fucking riveted by the Jonah and the whale epic, or the poor lion who some fucker drove a thorn into it's paw. I especially love the day when JC was headlining Starvation Fest, in I'm sure a desert region with no toilets or Burger Kings for miles. And none of those homeless bastards brought anything to eat or drink. Naw, food? Water? Let's let Jesus get it. Lazy irresponsible followers.

My point is not to slam the Bible, but for God's sake, let the kids be, well, kids.

No disrespect intended to Walkslikealady, but I trip off on "twisted" and this here...funny shit, this rant. I strongly suggest Deano, that if you are not already a writer you might consider a dark humor/comedy/slash/comic book anti-hero alter ego genre. Or maybe...therapy?

Yeah, yeah yeah,,,