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Postby BobbyinTN » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:17 am

stevew2 wrote:
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BobbyinTN wrote:I'll play. I'm gay. My ring finger and my index finger are almost the same length. So, not sure what that means, but thought it sounded like fun jumping in. lol

:lol: You went and did it...if they haven't been already now you're gonna have a lot of the other men on here studying their hands for a week! :lol: :wink: j/k


LOL!!! There's a MUCH better way to tell. ;-)

I'm not even going to ask. :shock: but hey..if they don't know by now they're just not tellin'! :lol: :wink:



LOL!! Wasn't it Hall & Oates that said, "some things, are better left unsaid". ;-)
I liked that song, wasnt that from the Big Bam CD {or something like that}


BIG BAM BOOM. Yep it was. GREAT song. My favorite from them is FAMILY MAN. I love that one.
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Postby BobbyinTN » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:21 am

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BobbyinTN wrote:I'll play. I'm gay. My ring finger and my index finger are almost the same length. So, not sure what that means, but thought it sounded like fun jumping in. lol


It means your gay, Bobby!!! :P :wink:
and you can sing.....really well!!!


LMAO!!! Damn it!! So I guess I gotta go decorate something now. BUT, I'll sing while I'm doing it. ;-)

Thank you, by the way. ;-)
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Postby BobbyinTN » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:23 am

Shadowsong wrote:It seems thru test trials that the finger length ratios has no affect on sexual preference.

Don't really know what this really all means but just like to go on record saying
I am not attracted to women but do admit I like boyish looks in a man.


http://www.unl.edu/rhames/courses/readi ... inger.html

It does seem to say that homosexual men have larger genitalia...

:shock:

Oh, isn't that a shame!

:oops:


It's true, VERY VERY true, I know with mine I can barely walk. :lol: :wink:
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Postby epresley » Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:07 am

My knuckles drag the ground, what does that mean? :?
It's not a lie, if you believe it..........
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Postby Uno_up » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:34 am

i have Crisco on my joint and fingers & a cold one with the whole night in front of me. and a hero-sub that keeps talking dirty from the fridge. does anyone else have any topics they want to throw out?
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Postby Uno_up » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:36 am

it keeps saying in a hushed voice, "Steveeeeeeeeee. fuck me baby."
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Postby Uno_up » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:37 am

taunting me with those soft-roll buns
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Postby Uno_up » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:38 am

too much? (sorry)

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Postby Uno_up » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:40 am

yes, I've had a few chardonnay's.
What of it??
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Postby Rick » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:45 am

Uno_up wrote:yes, I've had a few chardonnay's.
What of it??


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:46 am

Rick wrote:
Uno_up wrote:yes, I've had a few chardonnay's.
What of it??


:lol: :lol: :lol:


:shock: :shock: :shock: Well just a reason to return to the drawing board...........too weird tonight! LOL!
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Postby Uno_up » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:00 am

artist4perry wrote:
Rick wrote:
Uno_up wrote:yes, I've had a few chardonnay's.
What of it??


:lol: :lol: :lol:


:shock: :shock: :shock: Well just a reason to return to the drawing board...........too weird tonight! LOL!



Hey...They say that when a man gets his wife flowers for no reason that he must have done something wrong.

I say, fuck that.

I say when a man gets his wife flowers for no reason, he gets anal!
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Postby Shadowsong » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:04 am

Uno_up wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Rick wrote:
Uno_up wrote:yes, I've had a few chardonnay's.
What of it??


:lol: :lol: :lol:


:shock: :shock: :shock: Well just a reason to return to the drawing board...........too weird tonight! LOL!



Hey...They say that when a man gets his wife flowers for no reason that he must have done something wrong.

I say, fuck that.

I say when a man gets his wife flowers for no reason, he gets anal!



Happy to fulfill his desire...
How about a rose with thorns shoved up his arse...

:lol:
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Postby Uno_up » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:06 am

Shadowsong wrote:
Uno_up wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Rick wrote:
Uno_up wrote:yes, I've had a few chardonnay's.
What of it??


:lol: :lol: :lol:


:shock: :shock: :shock: Well just a reason to return to the drawing board...........too weird tonight! LOL!



Hey...They say that when a man gets his wife flowers for no reason that he must have done something wrong.

I say, fuck that.

I say when a man gets his wife flowers for no reason, he gets anal!



Well he asked for it
How about a rose with thorns shoved up his arse...
:lol:

Hey, beautiful!
...not true!. i sent my wife $200 worth of flowers for no reason last friday. later that night i got .50 millimeters of the purple helmet in the mudhut before i got a "HEY". that never woud have happened with no flowers. ;)
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Postby BobbyinTN » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:13 am

Uno_up wrote:
Shadowsong wrote:
Uno_up wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Rick wrote:
Uno_up wrote:yes, I've had a few chardonnay's.
What of it??


:lol: :lol: :lol:


:shock: :shock: :shock: Well just a reason to return to the drawing board...........too weird tonight! LOL!



Hey...They say that when a man gets his wife flowers for no reason that he must have done something wrong.

I say, fuck that.

I say when a man gets his wife flowers for no reason, he gets anal!



Well he asked for it
How about a rose with thorns shoved up his arse...
:lol:

Hey, beautiful!
...not true!. i sent my wife $200 worth of flowers for no reason last friday. later that night i got .50 millimeters of the purple helmet in the mudhut before i got a "HEY". that never woud have happened with no flowers. ;)


That's fuckin' hilarious.
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Postby Shadowsong » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:20 am

Uno_up wrote:
Shadowsong wrote:
Uno_up wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Rick wrote:
Uno_up wrote:yes, I've had a few chardonnay's.
What of it??


:lol: :lol: :lol:


:shock: :shock: :shock: Well just a reason to return to the drawing board...........too weird tonight! LOL!



Hey...They say that when a man gets his wife flowers for no reason that he must have done something wrong.

I say, fuck that.

I say when a man gets his wife flowers for no reason, he gets anal!



Well he asked for it
How about a rose with thorns shoved up his arse...
:lol:

Hey, beautiful!
...not true!. i sent my wife $200 worth of flowers for no reason last friday. later that night i got .50 millimeters of the purple helmet in the mudhut before i got a "HEY". that never woud have happened with no flowers. ;)


Lucky you but at that rate it's over $10,000 worth of flowers per inch...

:shock:
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Postby Uno_up » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:21 am

Hey A4P,
don't freak on me.
.50 millimeters is about the thickness of a piece of paper, not to get mathematical or anything. just trying to get this visual correct for your head.
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Postby Shadowsong » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:24 am

Uno_up wrote:Hey A4P,
don't freak on me.
.50 millimeters is about the thickness of a piece of paper, not to get mathematical or anything. just trying to get this visual correct for your head.


I get it for $200 worth of flowers you barely get to touch the holy grail...

:lol:
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Postby Uno_up » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:24 am

Shadowsong wrote:Lucky you but at that rate it's over $10,000 worth of flowers per inch...
:shock:


true dat, chica!
in other words i barely parted the back door curtains, then was reprimanded. usually the reprimand is pre-mount.
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Postby Uno_up » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:26 am

Shadowsong wrote:
Uno_up wrote:Hey A4P,
don't freak on me.
.50 millimeters is about the thickness of a piece of paper, not to get mathematical or anything. just trying to get this visual correct for your head.


I get it for $200 worth of flowers you barely get to touch the holy grail...

:lol:


i flunked metric system. obviously.
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Postby Uno_up » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:28 am

i am pretty sure free passes to the rusty sherriff's badge VIP room will be granted only on wedding night and birthdays. of course i could accidentally fire an ambien in her wine glass. but the next day would be hell.
(ok, alright-my last sentence was a joke...just pretend i edited it)
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Postby Shadowsong » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:29 am

Uno_up wrote:
Shadowsong wrote:
Uno_up wrote:Hey A4P,
don't freak on me.
.50 millimeters is about the thickness of a piece of paper, not to get mathematical or anything. just trying to get this visual correct for your head.


I get it for $200 worth of flowers you barely get to touch the holy grail...

:lol:


i flunked metric system. obviously.


Yeah, come to think of it .5 mm is about a couple of sheets of average thickness paper.

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Postby artist4perry » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:44 am

Uno_up wrote:Hey A4P,
don't freak on me.
.50 millimeters is about the thickness of a piece of paper, not to get mathematical or anything. just trying to get this visual correct for your head.


No problem, whatever floats your boat...............LOL! :lol:
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Postby walkslikealady » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:47 am

If you want anal why not get a divorce and become gay? Then you wouldn't need any flowers, would you?
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Postby Uno_up » Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:54 am

walkslikealady wrote:If you want anal why not get a divorce and become gay? Then you wouldn't need any flowers, would you?


a gay comment while i'm on a roll?
that's like asking about herpes medication in a whorehouse. buzzkill.
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Postby Peartree12249 » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:03 pm

Uno_up wrote:
Shadowsong wrote:
Uno_up wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Rick wrote:
Uno_up wrote:yes, I've had a few chardonnay's.
What of it??


:lol: :lol: :lol:


:shock: :shock: :shock: Well just a reason to return to the drawing board...........too weird tonight! LOL!



Hey...They say that when a man gets his wife flowers for no reason that he must have done something wrong.

I say, fuck that.

I say when a man gets his wife flowers for no reason, he gets anal!




Well he asked for it
How about a rose with thorns shoved up his arse...
:lol:

Hey, beautiful!
...not true!. i sent my wife $200 worth of flowers for no reason last friday. later that night i got .50 millimeters of the purple helmet in the mudhut before i got a "HEY". that never woud have happened with no flowers. ;)


:roll: :oops: :roll: Wow, that's way more information than I needed :oops: I'm hopping off this crazy train.
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Postby Michigan Girl » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:25 pm

epresley wrote:My knuckles drag the ground, what does that mean? :?




http://www.last.fm/music/Todd+Rundgren/_/Stood+Up

You're a knuckle scraper~ :shock:
The term is often used in referring to rednecks or big dummies
I don't believe it!!! :wink:
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Postby walkslikealady » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:26 pm

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Postby Deb » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:32 pm

Uno_up wrote:
Shadowsong wrote:
Uno_up wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Rick wrote:
Uno_up wrote:yes, I've had a few chardonnay's.
What of it??


:lol: :lol: :lol:


:shock: :shock: :shock: Well just a reason to return to the drawing board...........too weird tonight! LOL!



Hey...They say that when a man gets his wife flowers for no reason that he must have done something wrong.

I say, fuck that.

I say when a man gets his wife flowers for no reason, he gets anal!



Well he asked for it
How about a rose with thorns shoved up his arse...
:lol:

Hey, beautiful!
...not true!. i sent my wife $200 worth of flowers for no reason last friday. later that night i got .50 millimeters of the purple helmet in the mudhut before i got a "HEY". that never woud have happened with no flowers. ;)


Metric system?! You closet Canuck. :lol:
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Postby stevew2 » Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:21 pm

BobbyinTN wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
BobbyinTN wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
BobbyinTN wrote:
Blueskies wrote:
BobbyinTN wrote:I'll play. I'm gay. My ring finger and my index finger are almost the same length. So, not sure what that means, but thought it sounded like fun jumping in. lol

:lol: You went and did it...if they haven't been already now you're gonna have a lot of the other men on here studying their hands for a week! :lol: :wink: j/k


LOL!!! There's a MUCH better way to tell. ;-)

I'm not even going to ask. :shock: but hey..if they don't know by now they're just not tellin'! :lol: :wink:



LOL!! Wasn't it Hall & Oates that said, "some things, are better left unsaid". ;-)
I liked that song, wasnt that from the Big Bam CD {or something like that}


BIG BAM BOOM. Yep it was. GREAT song. My favorite from them is FAMILY MAN. I love that one.
Mine to ,I saw them the same year I saw Journey, with in 3 weeks of each other
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