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Postby PowerChords » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:46 am

Yowzaa!

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Postby steveo777 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:53 am

I'd hit it :lol:
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.
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Postby jrnyman28 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:53 am

Yeah, I'd hit that!

Of course she has managed to maintain an all-American attractiveness throughout her strruggles with weight and I don't think I would have changed my comment at any point...
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Postby TRAGChick » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:54 am

I always thought Eddie & Val looked like Brother & Sister. :shock: :oops:
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Postby Don » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:55 am

Tom Vitale has been hitting that for over half a decade, even before she lost the weight.
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Postby jrnyman28 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:56 am

TRAGChick wrote:I always thought Eddie & Val looked like Brother & Sister. :shock: :oops:


They say the longer you are with someone the more you look alike....even happens with PETS!! My mother-in-law's husband and his dog look SO MUCH alike it is scary!!
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Postby Don » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:56 am

steveo777 wrote:I'd hit it :lol:
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.


Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?
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Postby jrnyman28 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:57 am

Sorry, but she ain't at that point yet. And it is my experience that libido change is not that drastic, especially if SINGLE. (The married ones, I think, just get tired of the 'same ole same ole' and use them hormones as an excuse...;) )
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Postby Ehwmatt » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:59 am

I'd "tap" that

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Postby TRAGChick » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:59 am

jrnyman28 wrote:
TRAGChick wrote:I always thought Eddie & Val looked like Brother & Sister. :shock: :oops:


They say the longer you are with someone the more you look alike....even happens with PETS!! My mother-in-law's husband and his dog look SO MUCH alike it is scary!!


Yeah; I've heard that, too.....

But back in the day....if you didn't know who they were OR that they were together....wouldn't you think they were "related", based on their looks...?

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Postby Don » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:00 am

Eating at the "Y" never goes out of style.
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Postby steveo777 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:04 am

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steveo777 wrote:I'd hit it :lol:
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.


Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?


Uh, actually, yes, once. A dead fish had more life.
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Postby Gideon » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:05 am

Gunbot wrote:Eating at the "Y" never goes out of style.


LOL.
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Postby Voyager » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:31 am

TRAGChick wrote:
jrnyman28 wrote:
TRAGChick wrote:I always thought Eddie & Val looked like Brother & Sister. :shock: :oops:


They say the longer you are with someone the more you look alike....even happens with PETS!! My mother-in-law's husband and his dog look SO MUCH alike it is scary!!


Yeah; I've heard that, too.....

But back in the day....if you didn't know who they were OR that they were together....wouldn't you think they were "related", based on their looks...?

:shock:
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I think they both took different turns at a t-road somewhere along the line:

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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:33 am

steveo777 wrote:I'd hit it :lol:
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.


Who feeds you this crap?!?! :wink:
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:35 am

jrnyman28 wrote:
TRAGChick wrote:I always thought Eddie & Val looked like Brother & Sister. :shock: :oops:


They say the longer you are with someone the more you look alike....even happens with PETS!! My mother-in-law's husband and his dog look SO MUCH alike it is scary!!

I am LMAO!!

It is true~ with the pets!!! :wink:

BTW~Valerie....VERY HOT, congrats to her!! :wink:
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Postby Ratgirl » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:39 am

She looks great! Props to her for getting the weight off.
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Postby Jubilee » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:43 am

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I think they both took different turns at a t-road somewhere along the line:

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Jesus effen Christ!! Please tell me that is not...Holy sh!t! Yeah, they definitely took divergent paths alright! :shock:
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Postby Voyager » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:45 am

Here's what the cover should really look like:

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Poor Eddie.

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Postby Peartree12249 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:46 am

steveo777 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I'd hit it :lol:
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.


Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?


Uh, actually, yes, once. A dead fish had more life.


Oh that's right, if a woman doesn't get all hot and bothered for a man she must have a hormone thingy, is frigid, or a lesbian :lol: It's never the guy. Right ladies? :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Postby Jubilee » Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:55 am

Peartree12249 wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I'd hit it :lol:
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.


Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?


Uh, actually, yes, once. A dead fish had more life.


Oh that's right, if a woman doesn't get all hot and bothered for a man she must have a hormone thingy, is frigid, or a lesbian :lol: It's never the guy. Right ladies? :wink: :wink: :wink:



If I married the EVH (as pictured in the "before" photo) and I woke up one morning next to the EVH as pictured in the "after" photo? Yeah, ...homone thingy, that's it... :roll: :roll: :roll: And just what the hell happened to his tooth anyway?!? Ish... yeah, hormones... :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Postby Peartree12249 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:24 am

Jubilee wrote:
Peartree12249 wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I'd hit it :lol:
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.


Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?


Uh, actually, yes, once. A dead fish had more life.


Oh that's right, if a woman doesn't get all hot and bothered for a man she must have a hormone thingy, is frigid, or a lesbian :lol: It's never the guy. Right ladies? :wink: :wink: :wink:



If I married the EVH (as pictured in the "before" photo) and I woke up one morning next to the EVH as pictured in the "after" photo? Yeah, ...homone thingy, that's it... :roll: :roll: :roll: And just what the hell happened to his tooth anyway?!? Ish... yeah, hormones... :roll: :roll: :roll:


EVH looks like he should be on Celebrity Rehab with Jeff Conway in that picture :shock:
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Postby Voyager » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:27 am

Gunbot wrote:Tom Vitale has been hitting that for over half a decade, even before she lost the weight.


Are you trying to say that she went on the Poundcake diet?

She should patent it and send Tom out to service the ladies who want to lose weight at $2,500.00 a session.

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Postby Deb » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:29 am

Gunbot wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I'd hit it :lol:
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.


Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?


LOL, must have. Most women's sex drive goes up, not down, with age.

As for Valerie Bertinelli, she looks fabulous for darn near 50. You go girl!
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Postby steveo777 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:36 am

Deb wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I'd hit it :lol:
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.


Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?


LOL, must have. Most women's sex drive goes up, not down, with age.

As for Valerie Bertinelli, she looks fabulous for darn near 50. You go girl!


Ok, well, for this 68 year old that's been hitting on me.....well she looks like she's about 52-54. It's on! I'm gonna get to the truth. :D
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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:37 am

steveo777 wrote:
Deb wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I'd hit it :lol:
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.


Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?


LOL, must have. Most women's sex drive goes up, not down, with age.

As for Valerie Bertinelli, she looks fabulous for darn near 50. You go girl!


Ok, well, for this 68 year old that's been hitting on me.....well she looks like she's about 52-54. It's on! I'm gonna get to the truth. :D


I am LMAO!! :wink:
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Postby Don » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:39 am

steveo777 wrote:
Deb wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I'd hit it :lol:
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.


Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?


LOL, must have. Most women's sex drive goes up, not down, with age.

As for Valerie Bertinelli, she looks fabulous for darn near 50. You go girl!


Ok, well, for this 68 year old that's been hitting on me.....well she looks like she's about 52-54. It's on! I'm gonna get to the truth. :D


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Postby Michigan Girl » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:40 am

Deb wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I'd hit it :lol:
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.


Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?


LOL, must have. Most women's sex drive goes up, not down, with age. As for Valerie Bertinelli, she looks fabulous for darn near 50. You go girl!


Yes, we begin to know what it's like to be a sixteen year old boy... :shock: :wink:

Not me, ...Deb!!! :P :wink:
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Postby steveo777 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:47 am

Gunbot wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Deb wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I'd hit it :lol:
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.


Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?


LOL, must have. Most women's sex drive goes up, not down, with age.

As for Valerie Bertinelli, she looks fabulous for darn near 50. You go girl!


Ok, well, for this 68 year old that's been hitting on me.....well she looks like she's about 52-54. It's on! I'm gonna get to the truth. :D


One word.....

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Trust me on this one.


My mouth or hers or somewhere else? LOL

I've never tasted cobwebs before. :lol:
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Postby Deb » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:48 am

Michigan Girl wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
Deb wrote:
Gunbot wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I'd hit it :lol:
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.


Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?


LOL, must have. Most women's sex drive goes up, not down, with age.

As for Valerie Bertinelli, she looks fabulous for darn near 50. You go girl!


Ok, well, for this 68 year old that's been hitting on me.....well she looks like she's about 52-54. It's on! I'm gonna get to the truth. :D


I am LMAO!! :wink:


Go granny! :lol: :lol: :lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=CA&hl=en&v=8zk7F_RP9ss
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