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Postby Rockindeano » Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:21 am

I always thought women were supposed to wear this stuff if A) their legs looked like Casper, B), they had enough varicose veins to confuse an onlooker of looking at a road map, or had more fat than a Whopper.

I can't wait to hear Cyndy's take on this topic. Asian women have such awesome legs and feet as it is.
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Postby Lula » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:26 am

i'll wear either when i feel like it. thigh highs, stockings, fishnets, anything but suntan hose with open toe shoes ;) :lol:
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Postby DrFU » Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:26 am

KenTheDude wrote:
DrFU wrote:Pantyhose were invented by the Marquis de Sade, so neither unless the outfit or occassion absolutely require it, then stockings


Saturday the occasion will require it.


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Hear that, Deb?
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Postby Rockindeano » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:45 pm

DrFU wrote:Pantyhose were invented by the Marquis de Sade, so neither unless the outfit or occassion absolutely require it, then stockings


Occassion? And you are in the Academia world? :oops: :lol: Who in the hell is Marquis de Sade?

I bet you have a decent pair of sticks for an old broad, eh Linda? :twisted: I'd lick em to be sure. Fuckin eh right I would!!
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Re: stockings or pantyhose

Postby Michigan Girl » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:54 pm

kenjourney wrote:Which do you prefer?


Heck of a first post!!! You didn't tell us your preference and
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Postby stevew2 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:55 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
DrFU wrote:Pantyhose were invented by the Marquis de Sade, so neither unless the outfit or occassion absolutely require it, then stockings


Occassion? And you are in the Academia world? :oops: :lol: Who in the hell is Marquis de Sade?

I bet you have a decent pair of sticks for an old broad, eh Linda? :twisted: I'd lick em to be sure. Fuckin eh right I would!!
Styx?? I bet Dennis Deyoung has a pair just like fagas
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Postby Saint John » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:57 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
DrFU wrote:Pantyhose were invented by the Marquis de Sade, so neither unless the outfit or occassion absolutely require it, then stockings


Occassion? And you are in the Academia world? :oops: :lol: Who in the hell is Marquis de Sade?

I bet you have a decent pair of sticks for an old broad, eh Linda? :twisted: I'd lick em to be sure. Fuckin eh right I would!!
Styx?? I bet Dennis Deyoung has a pair just like fagas
Dude, you fuckin' crack me up. How you tied Styx, DeYoung and Cain in there is just...amazing. :lol:
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Postby Jubilee » Wed Apr 01, 2009 12:57 pm

Stockings a cute, but they're just not practical. In my neck of the woods, bare legs really isn't an option for most of the year, so it's all about the pantyhose. For evenings, I'm particularly partial to the black ones with the seam in the back - which by the way are increasingly difficult to find nowadays. :evil:
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Postby Rockindeano » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:01 pm

Jubilee wrote:Stockings a cute, but they're just not practical. In my neck of the woods, bare legs really isn't an option for most of the year, so it's all about the pantyhose. For evenings, I'm particularly partial to the black ones with the seam in the back - which by the way are increasingly difficult to find nowadays. :evil:


Get the fuck out. If you can show me a picture of you in seam hose, I will in turn put on Lulas and show my entire body in pantyhose.

No fucking way you do this shit, Jube, you ol cocksucker you!

Agreed with Dan, steve, how you tied pantyhose to Styx and friga is genius..
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Postby DrFU » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:02 pm

Rockindeano wrote: Who in the hell is Marquis de Sade?


Your patron saint.
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Postby Deb » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:08 pm

Lula wrote:i'll wear either when i feel like it. thigh highs, stockings, fishnets, anything but suntan hose with open toe shoes ;) :lol:


LOL, didn't even know there was such a thing. I prefer bare leg in spring/summer/fall. But in winter have to wear pantyhose with a skirt to the office, can't wear pants every day. :lol: Preference, black.
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Postby Carla777 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:11 pm

DrFU wrote:
Rockindeano wrote: Who in the hell is Marquis de Sade?


Your patron saint.


:lol: :lol: and some others patron saint here too :wink:
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Postby Rockindeano » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:11 pm

Deb wrote:
Lula wrote:i'll wear either when i feel like it. thigh highs, stockings, fishnets, anything but suntan hose with open toe shoes ;) :lol:


LOL, didn't even know there was such a thing. I prefer bare leg in spring/summer/fall. But in winter have to wear pantyhose with a skirt to the office, can't wear pants every day. :lol: Preference, black.


You ever cut a hole in the crotch for peeing or eating out?

I am serious.
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Postby stevew2 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:15 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
DrFU wrote:Pantyhose were invented by the Marquis de Sade, so neither unless the outfit or occassion absolutely require it, then stockings


Occassion? And you are in the Academia world? :oops: :lol: Who in the hell is Marquis de Sade?

I bet you have a decent pair of sticks for an old broad, eh Linda? :twisted: I'd lick em to be sure. Fuckin eh right I would!!
It came from you saying "pair of sticks" i just spelled it different. Im not just another pretty face,the reat just fell in place
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Postby Jubilee » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:17 pm

Rockindeano wrote:
Jubilee wrote:Stockings a cute, but they're just not practical. In my neck of the woods, bare legs really isn't an option for most of the year, so it's all about the pantyhose. For evenings, I'm particularly partial to the black ones with the seam in the back - which by the way are increasingly difficult to find nowadays. :evil:


Get the fuck out. If you can show me a picture of you in seam hose, I will in turn put on Lulas and show my entire body in pantyhose.

No fucking way you do this shit, Jube, you ol cocksucker you!

Agreed with Dan, steve, how you tied pantyhose to Styx and friga is genius..


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Postby stargzr210 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:32 pm

Carla777 wrote:neither...i think natural legs look better, but i go for now with the stockings are more sexy and confortable...i don't like pantyhose at all



bare legs looks more sexier.....(because i know!)...lol
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Postby Triple S » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:33 pm

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:The stockings fall down unless you have those straps and they are not comfortable either.


Oh, but now there is that wonderful invention of the non-slip ones... no garter needed.

Non-skid tight elastic constricting the hell out of your thighs... SEXY! :roll:


:lol: I tried those a couple of months ago when my wrist was broken (try pulling pantyhose up with only one functional arm - can't be done) :wink: . Worst 8 bucks I ever spent - I have pretty normal sized legs, but my thighs still felt like a couple of overstuffed sausages. And then by noon they were pretty much down around my knees - don't know why they call them "stay-ups" :?
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Postby stevew2 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:43 pm

enough, we need some pics
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Postby Arianddu » Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:56 pm

I hate, loathe and despise pantyhose - anyone who has big hips and a small waist will never, ever find a pair that fit and don't have the waist band roll up and cut in. If I have to wear anything, then it's stockings and suspenders - the 'stay up' ones are only useful for tying tomato plants to garden stakes. But personally, I prefer bare skin.
I don't get why so many men have a thing for stockings though.
Why treat life as a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in an attractive & well-preserved body? Get there by skidding in sideways, a glass of wine in one hand, chocolate in the other, body totally worn out, screaming WOOHOO! What a ride!
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Postby T-Bone » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:02 pm

Shut up and bring the norks back....
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Postby stevew2 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:06 pm

Arianddu wrote:I hate, loathe and despise pantyhose - anyone who has big hips and a small waist will never, ever find a pair that fit and don't have the waist band roll up and cut in. If I have to wear anything, then it's stockings and suspenders - the 'stay up' ones are only useful for tying tomato plants to garden stakes. But personally, I prefer bare skin.
I don't get why so many men have a thing for stockings though.
We just do, and have a big thing for a nice wholesome rack to boot
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Postby Arianddu » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:34 pm

T-Bone wrote:Shut up and bring the norks back....


Go pay $50 to cancer research for that one, Mr Bone! :evil: :evil:
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Postby Gideon » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:35 pm

Arianddu wrote:I hate, loathe and despise pantyhose - anyone who has big hips and a small waist will never, ever find a pair that fit and don't have the waist band roll up and cut in. If I have to wear anything, then it's stockings and suspenders - the 'stay up' ones are only useful for tying tomato plants to garden stakes. But personally, I prefer bare skin.
I don't get why so many men have a thing for stockings though.


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Postby Arianddu » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:35 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Arianddu wrote:I hate, loathe and despise pantyhose - anyone who has big hips and a small waist will never, ever find a pair that fit and don't have the waist band roll up and cut in. If I have to wear anything, then it's stockings and suspenders - the 'stay up' ones are only useful for tying tomato plants to garden stakes. But personally, I prefer bare skin.
I don't get why so many men have a thing for stockings though.
We just do, and have a big thing for a nice wholesome rack to boot


Ok, I know people put little silly chef's hats on roast racks of lamb, but stockings?
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Postby cyndy! » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:36 pm

pantyhose - NEVER
stockings - rarely & only with formal attire
bare legs - if it's above 80 degrees F outside

jubilee - seams up the back are too tough to keep straight. have you tried snapping a plumb line with black ink on your skin, then wearing regular hose?
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Postby Arianddu » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:37 pm

Gideon wrote:
Arianddu wrote:I hate, loathe and despise pantyhose - anyone who has big hips and a small waist will never, ever find a pair that fit and don't have the waist band roll up and cut in. If I have to wear anything, then it's stockings and suspenders - the 'stay up' ones are only useful for tying tomato plants to garden stakes. But personally, I prefer bare skin.
I don't get why so many men have a thing for stockings though.


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Shut up, you! :evil: :evil: :evil: Natalie I am not! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Jubilee » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:39 pm

cyndy! wrote:pantyhose - NEVER
stockings - rarely & only with formal attire
bare legs - if it's above 80 degrees F outside

jubilee - seams up the back are too tough to keep straight. have you tried snapping a plumb line with black ink on your skin, then wearing regular hose?



No, but I've given it plenty of thought. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:43 pm

stevew2 wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
Carla777 wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:
Carla777 wrote:neither...i think natural legs look better, but i go for now with the stockings are more sexy and confortable...i don't like pantyhose at all


Prove it. :twisted: :wink:


She is not wearing pantyhose or stockings in her av.........she has already proved it. :wink:


She said for now she is going with stockings because they are more sexy. Prove that! Although there certainly is nothing wrong with the pic she already has.
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:shock: You both are in a complot or something? haha locos! no way i will prove anything :twisted: :lol:
whats a complot, is that like a comquat


It means to conspire together against someone or something. And yes, we are. But only if it's working.
were are conspiring for something not against


We are conspiring for her to do something against her wishes.
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Postby stevew2 » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:45 pm

thanks
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Postby G.I.Jim » Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:46 pm

stevew2 wrote:thanks


That's what I'm here for! :wink: :lol:
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