OT-Engelbert Humperdinck?

[Rhiannon]

do you think he's going to release a new album this year?

My bartender's coathanger told me top secretly he is.

i'm gullible & will believe every word you type. tell me more!

I really should uphold the sacred order of the moose, to which I swore an oath not to tell, but since rain is wet, why not? According to my bartender's coathanger (which is a plastic one, no wire hangers here) this project is uber top secret, so to avoid anyone finding out, Englebert recorded his sessions on the USS Enterprise, the one with Picard. He used the main holodeck. After he was done, I hear the baby Jesus himself mixed the final tracks. Right now, it's free floating in a space/time continuum (thanks to the string theory), but at the moment supposedly a rescue team led by Eddie Vedder has been deployed into the wormhole to retrieve it. As soon as they're back, it will be released. Probably in Novembruary.

No lie.

best news ever! i don't believe in jesus, but all this hard evidence is quite convincing.

You should believe in Jesus (Hayy-zeus). He's from Queens. I really don't want to be sending out mixed signals. Very talented guy... does FOH work for Elvis impersonators in Branson during the summer.

[Voyager]

[wednesday's child]

do you think he's going to release a new album this year?

My bartender's coathanger told me top secretly he is.

i'm gullible & will believe every word you type. tell me more!

I really should uphold the sacred order of the moose, to which I swore an oath not to tell, but since rain is wet, why not? According to my bartender's coathanger (which is a plastic one, no wire hangers here) this project is uber top secret, so to avoid anyone finding out, Englebert recorded his sessions on the USS Enterprise, the one with Picard. He used the main holodeck. After he was done, I hear the baby Jesus himself mixed the final tracks. Right now, it's free floating in a space/time continuum (thanks to the string theory), but at the moment supposedly a rescue team led by Eddie Vedder has been deployed into the wormhole to retrieve it. As soon as they're back, it will be released. Probably in Novembruary.

No lie.

best news ever! i don't believe in jesus, but all this hard evidence is quite convincing.

We'll see.

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

I must say this thread gives me a laugh. Can we also have a Slim Whitman thread??

[Andrew]

Holy shit. I had no idea this guy was... an actual person...

You kids just don't know good music.

[Babyblue]

Gideon, you bastard!!!

Ah, I'm reliving my childhood moments and peptalks.

That was a very good one.

[stargzr210]

No joke. This forum needs a new direction. I am dedicating my life to this wonderful and classy showman.

ok...i just woke up and saw this....
but i like tom jones better, 2nd engelbert...

[CatEyes]

No joke. This forum needs a new direction. I am dedicating my life to this wonderful and classy showman.

And give up Rick Springfield???????

Cat

[annpea]

April Fools?

my first thought was WTF!

[MrsPerry]

Lordy!

[cyndy!]

Holy shit. I had no idea this guy was... an actual person...

You kids just don't know good music.

andrew's always teasing us by dropping these hints. i want him to either confirm ALL the details or tell me there is no reason to live. i need an answer by the end of the day. otherwise, i'll act all betrayed , stomp off in a huff & never enjoy his music again. fuck the 'dinck!

[cyndy!]

i'm posting again just because it will be post #1013. a round of tequila for all the 'dinck lovers!

[Rocker Chic]

No joke. This forum needs a new direction. I am dedicating my life to this wonderful and classy showman.

I *love* it, Andrew! I say keep the name.

[Arkansas]

nobody can touch this guy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4EptyBt ... re=related

This is the real classic. Remember hearing this all over the radio...KLOK, San Jose.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCZO9xeYA8g


later~

[Rip Rokken]

Humperdinck? I don't really know much about the Journey singers that came before Steve Perry, but I come here to learn so thanks!

[cyndy!]

Humperdinck? I don't really know much about the Journey singers that came before Steve Perry, but I come here to learn so thanks!

PM me for the dreamy photos i took while following the superdinck down the personal care aisle of the grocery store.

[bluejeangirl76]

Holy shit. I had no idea this guy was... an actual person...

You kids just don't know good music.

andrew's always teasing us by dropping these hints. i want him to either confirm ALL the details or tell me there is no reason to live. i need an answer by the end of the day. otherwise, i'll act all betrayed , stomp off in a huff & never enjoy his music again. fuck the 'dinck!

We'll see!!

[Arianddu]

Holy shit. I had no idea this guy was... an actual person...

You kids just don't know good music.

andrew's always teasing us by dropping these hints. i want him to either confirm ALL the details or tell me there is no reason to live. i need an answer by the end of the day. otherwise, i'll act all betrayed , stomp off in a huff & never enjoy his music again. fuck the 'dinck!

No, you have to argue that he is the spawn of Satan or a living saint who can sing no wrong for a few rounds before you are allowed to throw a tanty-huff.

[madsplash]

do you think he's going to release a new album this year?

My bartender's coathanger told me top secretly he is.

i'm gullible & will believe every word you type. tell me more!

Is Russ Miller recording on his new album, too?

[Rhiannon]

Humperdinck? I don't really know much about the Journey singers that came before Steve Perry, but I come here to learn so thanks!

Who is Steve Perry? Did he carry the monitors in off the truck?

[bluejeangirl76]

Humperdinck? I don't really know much about the Journey singers that came before Steve Perry, but I come here to learn so thanks!

Who is Steve Perry? Did he carry the monitors in off the truck?

He's the guy that wrote those Star Wars books. Duh.

[artist4perry]

do you think he's going to release a new album this year?

My bartender's coathanger told me top secretly he is.

i'm gullible & will believe every word you type. tell me more!

WE'LL SEE............ your holding out on us Cyndy.............you and Lora are secretly in the know and are just being selfish and hording all the good news to yourselves. Well my sources who know the "dinck" say he is coming out with a new album. You know he is so fess up.

[DrFU]

Holy shit. I had no idea this guy was... an actual person...

You kids just don't know good music.

Wrong you are, 'Bat-Breath!

Here's my Mom and me at Enge's concert at the Dallas Symphony Hall last May. He kicked ass.

[madsplash]

do you think he's going to release a new album this year?

My bartender's coathanger told me top secretly he is.

i'm gullible & will believe every word you type. tell me more!

WE'LL SEE............ your holding out on us Cyndy.............you and Lora are secretly in the know and are just being selfish and hording all the good news to yourselves. Well my sources who know the "dinck" say he is coming out with a new album. You know he is so fess up.

Not being selfish, just doing as they're told.

[lights1961]

good one..

[bluejeangirl76]

do you think he's going to release a new album this year?

My bartender's coathanger told me top secretly he is.

i'm gullible & will believe every word you type. tell me more!

WE'LL SEE............ your holding out on us Cyndy.............you and Lora are secretly in the know and are just being selfish and hording all the good news to yourselves. Well my sources who know the "dinck" say he is coming out with a new album. You know he is so fess up.

Not being selfish, just doing as they're told.

You have posted some dumb shit but man, this has to be top 3, even *IF* it was meant as a joke. And if it was, (which I don't doubt you'll backpedal and say it was) it wasn't funny.

When my friends don't want their business spread around, I don't do it, and not because I am "told", or even need to be told, but because I respect my friends. You're totally cutting these two women down by implying that, and that is not cool. They both strike me as having a whole lot more respect and integrity than you're giving credit for.

[Rockindeano]

You have posted some dumb shit but man, this has to be top 3, even *IF* it was meant as a joke. And if it was, (which I don't doubt you'll backpedal and say it was) it wasn't funny.

When my friends don't want their business spread around, I don't do it, and not because I am "told", or even need to be told, but because I respect my friends. You're totally cutting these two women down by implying that, and that is not cool. They both strike me as having a whole lot more respect and integrity than you're giving credit for.

Oh take a fuckin relax already. Lora and CP have a bit thicker skin than a piece of typing paper, so this won't bother them, and madsplash was not trying to be a dick here.

It is what it is.

[bluejeangirl76]

Oh take a fuckin relax already. Lora and CP have a bit thicker skin than a piece of typing paper, so this won't bother them,

Yeah, Dean, I know that. It was still dumb.

[madsplash]

You have posted some dumb shit but man, this has to be top 3, even *IF* it was meant as a joke. And if it was, (which I don't doubt you'll backpedal and say it was) it wasn't funny.

When my friends don't want their business spread around, I don't do it, and not because I am "told", or even need to be told, but because I respect my friends. You're totally cutting these two women down by implying that, and that is not cool. They both strike me as having a whole lot more respect and integrity than you're giving credit for.

Oh take a fuckin relax already. Lora and CP have a bit thicker skin than a piece of typing paper, so this won't bother them, and madsplash was not trying to be a dick here.

It is what it is.

No doubt. I've never seen a more uptight person than BJG. My God. It's obvious you hate me and everything I say, and that's fine becasue I really don't care, but do you absolutely have to chime in and pounce on everything I say? Aren't you able to just ignore my posts, as you've said you were going to in the past? Talk about getting old.

I was just kinda half kidding around, but Jesus, take a big chill pill.

[SusieP]

do you think he's going to release a new album this year?

My bartender's coathanger told me top secretly he is.

i'm gullible & will believe every word you type. tell me more!

I really should uphold the sacred order of the moose, to which I swore an oath not to tell, but since rain is wet, why not? According to my bartender's coathanger (which is a plastic one, no wire hangers here) this project is uber top secret, so to avoid anyone finding out, Englebert recorded his sessions on the USS Enterprise, the one with Picard. He used the main holodeck. After he was done, I hear the baby Jesus himself mixed the final tracks. Right now, it's free floating in a space/time continuum (thanks to the string theory), but at the moment supposedly a rescue team led by Eddie Vedder has been deployed into the wormhole to retrieve it. As soon as they're back, it will be released. Probably in Novembruary.

No lie.

But did he punch any kittens during the recording?