OT - Anyone care for EVH's sloppy seconds?

[stevew2]

i dont care about her singin i just want to see that bush

[Deb]

I always thought Eddie & Val looked like Brother & Sister.

They say the longer you are with someone the more you look alike....even happens with PETS!! My mother-in-law's husband and his dog look SO MUCH alike it is scary!!

yeah that's so true, people use to say my ex and i, look like brother and sis i guess the same happen with pets..oh my i got a beagle!

Brad Pitt knows what are we talking about...

Wow! Does Pitt ever look like Michael Hutchence in that dark haired pic....didn't realize they had such similar facial features.

[cheekymonkey]

I'd hit it
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.

Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?

Uh, actually, yes, once. A dead fish had more life.

Oh that's right, if a woman doesn't get all hot and bothered for a man she must have a hormone thingy, is frigid, or a lesbian It's never the guy. Right ladies?

AfuckingMen

[stevew2]

I'd hit it
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.

Dude, what are you talking about? Did you get a defective unit or something?

Uh, actually, yes, once. A dead fish had more life.

Oh that's right, if a woman doesn't get all hot and bothered for a man she must have a hormone thingy, is frigid, or a lesbian It's never the guy. Right ladies?

AfuckingMen

She just gets frigid for the same guy

[Voyager]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZgEEFszRFc&feature=PlayList&p=398703CD36872542&index=0&playnext=1

I think she actually looks better now. Back then she looked frail and dolled up like a puppet. Her singing was pitchy as hell too.

[The Sushi Hunter]

I dont care if it was sloppy seventh , Id nail it every which way,I want to see Marie Osmonds basket next, she looks hot to

Yeah, I'd agree with you that Marie Osmond still seems to look pretty hot after all these years. I used to watch the D&M show back when I was in elementary school. I think that's where I picked up my first initial tastes in women. Seemed like all the chicks I was attracted to up until my early 20's were chicks who resembled Marie Osmond.

[G.I.Jim]

I dont care if it was sloppy seventh , Id nail it every which way,I want to see Marie Osmonds basket next, she looks hot to

Yeah, I'd agree with you that Marie Osmond still seems to look pretty hot after all these years. I used to watch the D&M show back when I was in elementary school. I think that's where I picked up my first initial tastes in women. Seemed like all the chicks I was attracted to up until my early 20's were chicks who resembled Marie Osmond.

Was that a plug for the song?

[stevew2]

I dont care if it was sloppy seventh , Id nail it every which way,I want to see Marie Osmonds basket next, she looks hot to

Yeah, I'd agree with you that Marie Osmond still seems to look pretty hot after all these years. I used to watch the D&M show back when I was in elementary school. I think that's where I picked up my first initial tastes in women. Seemed like all the chicks I was attracted to up until my early 20's were chicks who resembled Marie Osmond.

Was that a plug for the song?

Id like to plug her after all these rears

[stevew2]

I dont care if it was sloppy seventh , Id nail it every which way,I want to see Marie Osmonds basket next, she looks hot to

Yeah, I'd agree with you that Marie Osmond still seems to look pretty hot after all these years. I used to watch the D&M show back when I was in elementary school. I think that's where I picked up my first initial tastes in women. Seemed like all the chicks I was attracted to up until my early 20's were chicks who resembled Marie Osmond.

Was that a plug for the song?

Id like to plug her after all these rears

WHAT - Steve you have been plugging rears?!!!!

Id plug her rear

[G.I.Jim]

I dont care if it was sloppy seventh , Id nail it every which way,I want to see Marie Osmonds basket next, she looks hot to

Yeah, I'd agree with you that Marie Osmond still seems to look pretty hot after all these years. I used to watch the D&M show back when I was in elementary school. I think that's where I picked up my first initial tastes in women. Seemed like all the chicks I was attracted to up until my early 20's were chicks who resembled Marie Osmond.

Was that a plug for the song?

Id like to plug her after all these rears

WHAT - Steve you have been plugging rears?!!!!

Id plug her rear

This is why we can't take you anywhere!

[Saint John]

I dont care if it was sloppy seventh , Id nail it every which way,I want to see Marie Osmonds basket next, she looks hot to

Yeah, I'd agree with you that Marie Osmond still seems to look pretty hot after all these years. I used to watch the D&M show back when I was in elementary school. I think that's where I picked up my first initial tastes in women. Seemed like all the chicks I was attracted to up until my early 20's were chicks who resembled Marie Osmond.

Was that a plug for the song?

Id like to plug her after all these rears

WHAT - Steve you have been plugging rears?!!!!

Id plug her rear

Dude, the treasure chest is right there and you want a fuckin' chocolate covered banana? I don't get that.

[weatherman90]

I'd hit it
Well, ok, not really. Most women that age lack libido from the hormone thingy.

She might have had bioidential hormone replacement therapy...

[stevew2]

I dont care if it was sloppy seventh , Id nail it every which way,I want to see Marie Osmonds basket next, she looks hot to

Yeah, I'd agree with you that Marie Osmond still seems to look pretty hot after all these years. I used to watch the D&M show back when I was in elementary school. I think that's where I picked up my first initial tastes in women. Seemed like all the chicks I was attracted to up until my early 20's were chicks who resembled Marie Osmond.

Was that a plug for the song?

Id like to plug her after all these rears

WHAT - Steve you have been plugging rears?!!!!

Id plug her rear

where do you want to take me Jimmy?
This is why we can't take you anywhere!

[stevew2]

I dont care if it was sloppy seventh , Id nail it every which way,I want to see Marie Osmonds basket next, she looks hot to

Yeah, I'd agree with you that Marie Osmond still seems to look pretty hot after all these years. I used to watch the D&M show back when I was in elementary school. I think that's where I picked up my first initial tastes in women. Seemed like all the chicks I was attracted to up until my early 20's were chicks who resembled Marie Osmond.

Was that a plug for the song?

Id like to plug her after all these rears

WHAT - Steve you have been plugging rears?!!!!

Id plug her rear

Dude, the treasure chest is right there and you want a fuckin' chocolate covered banana? I don't get that.

Dan there is nothin wrong with a banana schpit [if ya know what i mean] I spelled like i meant it

[The Sushi Hunter]

I dont care if it was sloppy seventh , Id nail it every which way,I want to see Marie Osmonds basket next, she looks hot to

Yeah, I'd agree with you that Marie Osmond still seems to look pretty hot after all these years. I used to watch the D&M show back when I was in elementary school. I think that's where I picked up my first initial tastes in women. Seemed like all the chicks I was attracted to up until my early 20's were chicks who resembled Marie Osmond.

Was that a plug for the song?

Id like to plug her after all these rears

WHAT - Steve you have been plugging rears?!!!!

Id plug her rear

Dude, the treasure chest is right there and you want a fuckin' chocolate covered banana? I don't get that.

Dan there is nothin wrong with a banana schpit [if ya know what i mean] I spelled like i meant it

Ya think Marie Osmond is a fudgesicle type of woman?

[johnroxx]

Dude, the treasure chest is right there and you want a fuckin' chocolate covered banana? I don't get that. :?

Amen.

For what it's worth, I've always figured that God must have had a bit of Polish in him.

After all, what else could explain the decision to put a lunchbox and a shitter within two inches of each other?

;^)

[stevew2]

I dont care if it was sloppy seventh , Id nail it every which way,I want to see Marie Osmonds basket next, she looks hot to

Yeah, I'd agree with you that Marie Osmond still seems to look pretty hot after all these years. I used to watch the D&M show back when I was in elementary school. I think that's where I picked up my first initial tastes in women. Seemed like all the chicks I was attracted to up until my early 20's were chicks who resembled Marie Osmond.

Was that a plug for the song?

Id like to plug her after all these rears

WHAT - Steve you have been plugging rears?!!!!

Id plug her rear

Dude, the treasure chest is right there and you want a fuckin' chocolate covered banana? I don't get that.

Dan there is nothin wrong with a banana schpit [if ya know what i mean] I spelled like i meant it

Ya think Marie Osmond is a fudgesicle type of woman?

problablly not, i think she is a morman,i dont think they are allowed to do that kinda shit,i dont think they are allowed to go down on each other either

[The Sushi Hunter]

I dont care if it was sloppy seventh , Id nail it every which way,I want to see Marie Osmonds basket next, she looks hot to

Yeah, I'd agree with you that Marie Osmond still seems to look pretty hot after all these years. I used to watch the D&M show back when I was in elementary school. I think that's where I picked up my first initial tastes in women. Seemed like all the chicks I was attracted to up until my early 20's were chicks who resembled Marie Osmond.

Was that a plug for the song?

Id like to plug her after all these rears

WHAT - Steve you have been plugging rears?!!!!

Id plug her rear

Dude, the treasure chest is right there and you want a fuckin' chocolate covered banana? I don't get that.

Dan there is nothin wrong with a banana schpit [if ya know what i mean] I spelled like i meant it

Ya think Marie Osmond is a fudgesicle type of woman?

problablly not, i think she is a morman,i dont think they are allowed to do that kinda shit,i dont think they are allowed to go down on each other either

If that's so....I'd have to say that's some awesome gash that's gone to waste, not to mention all the pleasures she's missed out on during her life not to ever have been eaten. Yeah, God must have something pretty special lined up for her when she dies since she made that commitment and stuck to it.

But then again, there could have been some serious role playing going on behind closed doors we don't know about. It just doesn't make sense to me, but if I would have been married to her during her prime, I'd a been waking up with sushi breath like I had just eaten ten pounds of sushi throughout the evening...every Goddamn morning of the week.

[Saint John]

After all, what else could explain the decision to put a lunchbox and a shitter within two inches of each other?

[stevew2]

Id munch on it now while she is eating that nutrisystem garbage

[Rockindeano]

After all, what else could explain the decision to put a lunchbox and a shitter within two inches of each other?

That's hilarious stuff John..however, I have seen some pussies so bad, infested with a thin glaze of yeast, bugs, and zits, I simply pulled out a coin and flipped it. Heads for snatch, tails for ass. Made no difference, but boy did I have to have it. I prefer the tailpipe anyways.

[stevew2]

After all, what else could explain the decision to put a lunchbox and a shitter within two inches of each other?

That's hilarious stuff John..however, I have seen some pussies so bad, infested with a thin glaze of yeast, bugs, and zits, I simply pulled out a coin and flipped it. Heads for snatch, tails for ass. Made no difference, but boy did I have to have it. I prefer the tailpipe anyways.

Thats gross

[Rockindeano]

After all, what else could explain the decision to put a lunchbox and a shitter within two inches of each other?

That's hilarious stuff John..however, I have seen some pussies so bad, infested with a thin glaze of yeast, bugs, and zits, I simply pulled out a coin and flipped it. Heads for snatch, tails for ass. Made no difference, but boy did I have to have it. I prefer the tailpipe anyways.

Thats gross

Dude, pussy is pussy. What's the alternative? You live in the fuckin hills with animals and hillbillies. You can't tell me you are licking perfectly polished and clean Vag. No way steve.

[The Sushi Hunter]

After all, what else could explain the decision to put a lunchbox and a shitter within two inches of each other?

That's hilarious stuff John..however, I have seen some pussies so bad, infested with a thin glaze of yeast, bugs, and zits, I simply pulled out a coin and flipped it. Heads for snatch, tails for ass. Made no difference, but boy did I have to have it. I prefer the tailpipe anyways.

Thats gross

Dude, pussy is pussy. What's the alternative? You live in the fuckin hills with animals and hillbillies. You can't tell me you are licking perfectly polished and clean Vag. No way steve.

Doesn't matter where someone lives, just as long as they got soap, hot water and a tub. All it takes is a nice 45 minute to one hour hot bubble bath and everything is cleaned right up and ready to go. Now if your out camping or living out of a car at a rest stop somewhere out along a major highway corridor, then that's a completely different story.

[stevew2]

After all, what else could explain the decision to put a lunchbox and a shitter within two inches of each other?

That's hilarious stuff John..however, I have seen some pussies so bad, infested with a thin glaze of yeast, bugs, and zits, I simply pulled out a coin and flipped it. Heads for snatch, tails for ass. Made no difference, but boy did I have to have it. I prefer the tailpipe anyways.

Thats gross

Dude, pussy is pussy. What's the alternative? You live in the fuckin hills with animals and hillbillies. You can't tell me you are licking perfectly polished and clean Vag. No way steve.

Maybe not, but yeast glaze, bugs,and zits no way,That what BJs are for

[Rockindeano]

After all, what else could explain the decision to put a lunchbox and a shitter within two inches of each other?

That's hilarious stuff John..however, I have seen some pussies so bad, infested with a thin glaze of yeast, bugs, and zits, I simply pulled out a coin and flipped it. Heads for snatch, tails for ass. Made no difference, but boy did I have to have it. I prefer the tailpipe anyways.

Thats gross

Dude, pussy is pussy. What's the alternative? You live in the fuckin hills with animals and hillbillies. You can't tell me you are licking perfectly polished and clean Vag. No way steve.

Doesn't matter where someone lives, just as long as they got soap, hot water and a tub. All it takes is a nice 45 minute to one hour hot bubble bath and everything is cleaned right up and ready to go.

I get that dude, but steve lives in the Adirondacks. His shower consists of peddling his Schwinn down to the Courthouse and waiting for the sprinklers to come on and run through them naked, and air dry on the way home.

[stevew2]

After all, what else could explain the decision to put a lunchbox and a shitter within two inches of each other?

That's hilarious stuff John..however, I have seen some pussies so bad, infested with a thin glaze of yeast, bugs, and zits, I simply pulled out a coin and flipped it. Heads for snatch, tails for ass. Made no difference, but boy did I have to have it. I prefer the tailpipe anyways.

Thats gross

Dude, pussy is pussy. What's the alternative? You live in the fuckin hills with animals and hillbillies. You can't tell me you are licking perfectly polished and clean Vag. No way steve.

Doesn't matter where someone lives, just as long as they got soap, hot water and a tub. All it takes is a nice 45 minute to one hour hot bubble bath and everything is cleaned right up and ready to go.

I get that dude, but steve lives in the Adirondacks. His shower consists of peddling his Schwinn down to the Courthouse and waiting for the sprinklers to come on and run through them naked, and air dry on the way home.

lol I live in Maryland dude,you know where Neal sucked your dick

[The Sushi Hunter]

After all, what else could explain the decision to put a lunchbox and a shitter within two inches of each other?

That's hilarious stuff John..however, I have seen some pussies so bad, infested with a thin glaze of yeast, bugs, and zits, I simply pulled out a coin and flipped it. Heads for snatch, tails for ass. Made no difference, but boy did I have to have it. I prefer the tailpipe anyways.

Thats gross

Dude, pussy is pussy. What's the alternative? You live in the fuckin hills with animals and hillbillies. You can't tell me you are licking perfectly polished and clean Vag. No way steve.

Doesn't matter where someone lives, just as long as they got soap, hot water and a tub. All it takes is a nice 45 minute to one hour hot bubble bath and everything is cleaned right up and ready to go.

I get that dude, but steve lives in the Adirondacks. His shower consists of peddling his Schwinn down to the Courthouse and waiting for the sprinklers to come on and run through them naked, and air dry on the way home.

Steve....are you living in the Adirondacks? BTW WTF is the Adirondacks?

[stevew2]

After all, what else could explain the decision to put a lunchbox and a shitter within two inches of each other?

That's hilarious stuff John..however, I have seen some pussies so bad, infested with a thin glaze of yeast, bugs, and zits, I simply pulled out a coin and flipped it. Heads for snatch, tails for ass. Made no difference, but boy did I have to have it. I prefer the tailpipe anyways.

Thats gross

Dude, pussy is pussy. What's the alternative? You live in the fuckin hills with animals and hillbillies. You can't tell me you are licking perfectly polished and clean Vag. No way steve.

Doesn't matter where someone lives, just as long as they got soap, hot water and a tub. All it takes is a nice 45 minute to one hour hot bubble bath and everything is cleaned right up and ready to go.

I get that dude, but steve lives in the Adirondacks. His shower consists of peddling his Schwinn down to the Courthouse and waiting for the sprinklers to come on and run through them naked, and air dry on the way home.

Steve....are you living in the Adirondacks? BTW WTF is the Adirondacks?

They are mountain ranges in new York State about 11 hours from me

[Rockindeano]

Fuck me, I meant the Appalachians. Same difference though. Trees, rocks, rivers and weeds, and a bunch of toothless hillbillies, runnin around in the dark with axes, six packs of Heidelburg, fuckin their next of kin.