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Postby ebake02 » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:17 am

These two are the perfect candidates for natural selection:


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Postby jrnyman28 » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:38 am

They just don't make sex toys like they used to....
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:58 am

:shock:

"she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade" ...

... "The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman."


What in hell did they THINK was gonna happen!?!? :shock: :roll:
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Postby jrnyman28 » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:11 am

Oh it's "painfully" obvious they asumed the toy would move WITH the saw...
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Postby stevew2 » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:14 am

She live 25 miles from me, she could have called me for petes sake
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:16 am

jrnyman28 wrote:Oh it's "painfully" obvious they asumed the toy would move WITH the saw...


These types of people need to be natural-selected (its a word!) the hell off the planet. Anyone dumb enough to try and have sex and arrive at the idea of including a saber saw need not be roaming the planet with the rest of us.

And to think, there are two of them that thought this was a good idea, and they managed to find each other. I hope they don't breed.
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Postby jrnyman28 » Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:17 am

They should probably stitch up the whole thing while they are there to ensure this brain donor does not breed...
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