OT: Corrupt A Wish

[KenTheDude]

RULES:

Come up with a wish.

The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it. Then they come up with a wish of their own, only to have it corrupted as well....and so on.

Example:

1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.

2nd person: Granted, but it only works in retirement homes.

Second person then comes up with their own wish.

I'll start....

I wish I won the lottery!

[Ehwmatt]

Granted, but you can only use your money to buy "plus-size" male hookers

I wish I never had to work another day in my life


This thread would really take off once we're all boozin on the weekend

[YoungJRNY]

RULES:

Come up with a wish.

The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it. Then they come up with a wish of their own, only to have it corrupted as well....and so on.

Example:

1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.

2nd person: Granted, but it only works in retirement homes.

Second person then comes up with their own wish.

I'll start....

I wish I won the lottery!

Granted, but the winnings come in Monopoly Money.

I wish I had a ride to the Journey Concert..

EDIT: Damn you, Ehwmatt

[G.I.Jim]

RULES:

Come up with a wish.

The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it. Then they come up with a wish of their own, only to have it corrupted as well....and so on.

Example:

1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.

2nd person: Granted, but it only works in retirement homes.

Second person then comes up with their own wish.

I'll start....

I wish I won the lottery!

Granted, but the winnings come in Monopoly Money.

I wish I had a ride to the Journey Concert..

EDIT: Damn you, Ehwmatt

Granted, but when you get there...they replaced Arnel with Clay Aiken!

I wish I had more time to fish

[Liquid_Drummer]

Granted, but you can only use your money to buy "plus-size" male hookers

I wish I never had to work another day in my life


This thread would really take off once we're all boozin on the weekend

Then you must use at lease 50% of your free time hunting down Steve Perry's house, getting in undetected and stealing all of his unreleased music that he has sitting on his pc. This is the ONLY way we will ever hear anything new.. Get goin !

[Rhiannon]

I wish I had more time to fish

Granted, but now you're an eskimo tribesman with a stinky igloo.


I wish I were in the tropics where it's warm.

[Ehwmatt]

Granted, but you can only use your money to buy "plus-size" male hookers

I wish I never had to work another day in my life


This thread would really take off once we're all boozin on the weekend

Then you must use at lease 50% of your free time hunting down Steve Perry's house, getting in undetected and stealing all of his unreleased music that he has sitting on his pc. This is the ONLY way we will ever hear anything new.. Get goin !

I'd be up for that.

[KenTheDude]

I wish I had more time to fish

Granted, but now you're an eskimo tribesman with a stinky igloo.


I wish I were in the tropics where it's warm.

Granted, but you're on a 5 foot diamter island with a horny monkey

I wish I were married to Adriana Lima

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish I had more time to fish

Granted, but now you're an eskimo tribesman with a stinky igloo.


I wish I were in the tropics where it's warm.

Granted, but you're now stranded, Gilligan Style, and your only island companion is Reuben Studdard.

I wish for a one-nighter with Johnny Depp.

[YoungJRNY]

I wish I had more time to fish

Granted, but now you're an eskimo tribesman with a stinky igloo.


I wish I were in the tropics where it's warm.

Granted, but this tropic island consists of nothing but midget nude beaches..

I wish I was a superstar

EDIT: Damn you BJG.. I quit, I'm not fast enough

[G.I.Jim]

I wish I had more time to fish

Granted, but now you're an eskimo tribesman with a stinky igloo.


I wish I were in the tropics where it's warm.

Granted, but you're on a 5 foot diamter island with a horny monkey

I wish I were married to Adriana Lima

granted, but then you find out she's got a foot long meatstick!

I wish I had a ferarri

[Rhiannon]

I wish for a one-nighter with Johnny Depp.

Granted... but when it comes down to time for money, his cash and prizes are a match to yours and he has a stinky taint.


I wish I had a beer.

[Rhiannon]

I wish I was a superstar

Granted... but its for doing low-rent nugget porn.

[artist4perry]

I wish for a one-nighter with Johnny Depp.

Granted... but when it comes down to time for money, his cash and prizes are a match to yours and he has a stinky taint.


I wish I had a beer.

I wish I had a beer.

Granted........but someone took a wizz in the bottle first.

I wish I could draw an animated film.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish for a one-nighter with Johnny Depp.

Granted... but when it comes down to time for money, his cash and prizes are a match to yours and he has a stinky taint.


I wish I had a beer.

Granted, but I've misunderstood you and accidentally given you a beard.

I wish for a time machine so I can go meet Perry around 1980.

[YoungJRNY]

I wish I had more time to fish

Granted, but now you're an eskimo tribesman with a stinky igloo.


I wish I were in the tropics where it's warm.

Granted, but you're on a 5 foot diamter island with a horny monkey

I wish I were married to Adriana Lima

granted, but then you find out she's got a foot long meatstick!

I wish I had a ferarri

Granted, but instead of a ferarri engine, the engine was replaced with a HOT WHEELS KIDDIE Motorcycle Battery

I wish I was fast enough in this thread

[artist4perry]

I wish for a one-nighter with Johnny Depp.

Granted... but when it comes down to time for money, his cash and prizes are a match to yours and he has a stinky taint.


I wish I had a beer.

Granted, but I've misunderstood you and accidentally given you a beard.

I wish for a time machine so I can go meet Perry around 1980.

Granted.......but you went back in time as a transvestite.

I wish I could get a job.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish I had more time to fish

Granted, but now you're an eskimo tribesman with a stinky igloo.


I wish I were in the tropics where it's warm.

Granted, but you're on a 5 foot diamter island with a horny monkey

I wish I were married to Adriana Lima

granted, but then you find out she's got a foot long meatstick!

I wish I had a ferarri

Granted, but instead of a ferarri engine, the engine was replaced with a HOT WHEELS KIDDIE Motorcycle Battery

I wish I was fast enough in this thread

Granted, but now that you're beating everyone to the punch, no one replies to you.

I wish someone would grant my previous wish.

[Rhiannon]

I wish I was fast enough

Granted... but now your girlfriend is going to be quite dissatisfied.


I wish I had a personal cloaking device sometimes.

[artist4perry]

I wish I had more time to fish

Granted, but now you're an eskimo tribesman with a stinky igloo.


I wish I were in the tropics where it's warm.

Granted, but you're on a 5 foot diamter island with a horny monkey

I wish I were married to Adriana Lima

granted, but then you find out she's got a foot long meatstick!

I wish I had a ferarri

Granted, but instead of a ferarri engine, the engine was replaced with a HOT WHEELS KIDDIE Motorcycle Battery

I wish I was fast enough in this thread

Granted, but now that you're beating everyone to the punch, no one replies to you.

I wish someone would grant my previous wish.

Look above.........

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish I was fast enough

Granted... but now your girlfriend is going to be quite dissatisfied.


I wish I had a personal cloaking device sometimes.

Granted, but it only works for 30 seconds, every other day.

I wish I could get lifetime free drinks at Starbucks.

[Rhiannon]

I wish I could get lifetime free drinks at Starbucks.

Granted, but now you're the most energetic 500lb woman in existence.

I wish I could think of another wish...

[artist4perry]

I wish I was fast enough

Granted... but now your girlfriend is going to be quite dissatisfied.


I wish I had a personal cloaking device sometimes.

Granted, but it only works for 30 seconds, every other day.

I wish I could get lifetime free drinks at Starbucks.

Granted.......but the drink is water.

I wish someone would fulfill my wishes.

[YoungJRNY]

I wish I was fast enough

Granted... but now your girlfriend is going to be quite dissatisfied.


I wish I had a personal cloaking device sometimes.

Granted, but it only works for 30 seconds, every other day.

I wish I could get lifetime free drinks at Starbucks.

Granted, but coffee beans were misplaced with Viagra

I wish I had superpowers

[YoungJRNY]

I wish I was fast enough

Granted... but now your girlfriend is going to be quite dissatisfied.


I wish I had a personal cloaking device sometimes.

Granted, but it only works for 30 seconds, every other day.

I wish I could get lifetime free drinks at Starbucks.

Granted.......but the drink is water.

I wish someone would fulfill my wishes.

Granted, that someone is your stuffed animal named peppey

I wish someone would answer my question above

[artist4perry]

I wish I was fast enough

Granted... but now your girlfriend is going to be quite dissatisfied.


I wish I had a personal cloaking device sometimes.

Granted, but it only works for 30 seconds, every other day.

I wish I could get lifetime free drinks at Starbucks.

Granted, but coffee beans were misplaced with Viagra

I wish I had superpowers

Granted........but your superpower is farting the silent but deadlies...........

I wish I had a new car.

[Rhiannon]

I wish I had superpowers

Granted... You're now "Reacharound Boy", fighting crime one... hand a time.

I wish I could fly.

[KenTheDude]

I wish I had superpowers

Granted... You're now "Reacharound Boy", fighting crime one... hand a time.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, just buy a ticket like everyone else

I wish i had perfect health forever

[artist4perry]

I wish I had superpowers

Granted... You're now "Reacharound Boy", fighting crime one... hand a time.

I wish I could fly.

Rhi you kill me.

I wish I could fly.........

Granted............ but into the engine of a 747.

I wish I could perch in a tree.

[YoungJRNY]

I wish I had superpowers

Granted... You're now "Reacharound Boy", fighting crime one... hand a time.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but only in anti-gravity atmospheres

I wish I could reach 1,000 posts in this thread