OT: Corrupt A Wish

[Rhiannon]

I wish i had perfect health forever

Granted, but at the age of 99, you don't look both ways before crossing the street and get hit by a bus.

I wish Travis would reach 1000 posts.

[T-Bone]

I wish i had perfect health forever

Granted, but at the age of 99, you don't look both ways before crossing the street and get hit by a bus.

I wish Travis would reach 1000 posts.

Granted, but they'll be fence posts


I wish for peace on earth

[artist4perry]

I wish i had perfect health forever

Granted, but at the age of 99, you don't look both ways before crossing the street and get hit by a bus.

I wish Travis would reach 1000 posts.

Granted........but it is 1000 posts on the Blue Boy web site.

I wish I could think of something unique to do today.

[YoungJRNY]

I wish i had perfect health forever

Granted, but at the age of 99, you don't look both ways before crossing the street and get hit by a bus.

I wish Travis would reach 1000 posts.

Granted........but it is 1000 posts on the Blue Boy web site.

I wish I could think of something unique to do today.

Granted, buy a vibrator

I wish Andrew would ban everyone on this site for 2 whole weeks just out of pure enjoyment

[KenTheDude]

I wish i had perfect health forever

Granted, but at the age of 99, you don't look both ways before crossing the street and get hit by a bus.

I wish Travis would reach 1000 posts.

Granted........but it is 1000 posts on the Blue Boy web site.

I wish I could think of something unique to do today.

Granted, buy a vibrator

I wish Andrew would ban everyone on this site for 2 whole weeks just out of pure enjoyment

Granted but then he wakes up and the dream is over.

I wish I could retire early.

[artist4perry]

I wish i had perfect health forever

Granted, but at the age of 99, you don't look both ways before crossing the street and get hit by a bus.

I wish Travis would reach 1000 posts.

Granted........but it is 1000 posts on the Blue Boy web site.

I wish I could think of something unique to do today.

Granted, buy a vibrator

I wish Andrew would ban everyone on this site for 2 whole weeks just out of pure enjoyment

Granted but then he wakes up and the dream is over.

I wish I could retire early.

Granted .........go to bed.

I wish I could start a school for artists.

[Jubilee]

I wish I had more time to fish

Granted, but now you're an eskimo tribesman with a stinky igloo.


I wish I were in the tropics where it's warm.

Granted, but you're on a 5 foot diamter island with a horny monkey

I wish I were married to Adriana Lima

Granted. But as soon as you feed her, it'll be like popping the seal on a can of biscuits...POOOF!

I wish for world peace and harmony... (there f@ck that up, bastards)

Edit: Dang it! T-Bone beat me to the peace thingy.

[artist4perry]

I wish I had more time to fish

Granted, but now you're an eskimo tribesman with a stinky igloo.


I wish I were in the tropics where it's warm.

Granted, but you're on a 5 foot diamter island with a horny monkey

I wish I were married to Adriana Lima

Granted. But as soon as you feed her, it'll be like popping the seal on a can of biscuits...POOOF!

I wish for world Peace and Harmony... (there f@ck that up, bastards)

Granted........but they are names of vicious dictators who want use you for lab research for the pleasures of sexual deviants.

I wish I could have a Pinks hot dog.........come on I know this one at least could be fun!

[Jubilee]

I wish I had more time to fish

Granted, but now you're an eskimo tribesman with a stinky igloo.


I wish I were in the tropics where it's warm.

Granted, but you're on a 5 foot diamter island with a horny monkey

I wish I were married to Adriana Lima

Granted. But as soon as you feed her, it'll be like popping the seal on a can of biscuits...POOOF!

I wish for world Peace and Harmony... (there f@ck that up, bastards)

Granted........but they are names of vicious dictators who want use you for lab research for the pleasures of sexual deviants.

I wish I could have a Pinks hot dog.........come on I know this one at least could be fun!

Granted. But Pinks is a gay dog groomer and you now have his giant, overheated, drooling Newfundland.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish I could have a Pinks hot dog.........come on I know this one at least could be fun!

Granted. But Pinks is a gay dog groomer and you now have his giant, overheated, drooling Newfundland.

I wish Jubilee would stick to the rules and post a wish.

[artist4perry]

I wish I had more time to fish

Granted, but now you're an eskimo tribesman with a stinky igloo.


I wish I were in the tropics where it's warm.

Granted, but you're on a 5 foot diamter island with a horny monkey

I wish I were married to Adriana Lima

Granted. But as soon as you feed her, it'll be like popping the seal on a can of biscuits...POOOF!

I wish for world Peace and Harmony... (there f@ck that up, bastards)

Granted........but they are names of vicious dictators who want use you for lab research for the pleasures of sexual deviants.

I wish I could have a Pinks hot dog.........come on I know this one at least could be fun!

Granted. But Pinks is a gay dog groomer and you now have his giant, overheated, drooling Newfundland.

Jubilee you have to make a wish now....................

[Jubilee]

I wish I could have a Pinks hot dog.........come on I know this one at least could be fun!

Granted. But Pinks is a gay dog groomer and you now have his giant, overheated, drooling Newfundland.

I wish Jubilee would stick to the rules and post a wish.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish I could have a Pinks hot dog.........come on I know this one at least could be fun!

Granted. But Pinks is a gay dog groomer and you now have his giant, overheated, drooling Newfundland.

I wish Jubilee would stick to the rules and post a wish.

I wish Jubilee would learn the difference between "wish" and "emoticon".

(sorry... but you're setting me up for these!!)

[Rhiannon]

I wish Perry and Schon would declare their undying love for one another and frolic on the beach giggling like little girls. And then tour.

[Jubilee]

I wish I had more time to fish

Granted, but now you're an eskimo tribesman with a stinky igloo.


I wish I were in the tropics where it's warm.

Granted, but you're on a 5 foot diamter island with a horny monkey

I wish I were married to Adriana Lima

Granted. But as soon as you feed her, it'll be like popping the seal on a can of biscuits...POOOF!

I wish for world Peace and Harmony... (there f@ck that up, bastards)

Granted........but they are names of vicious dictators who want use you for lab research for the pleasures of sexual deviants.

I wish I could have a Pinks hot dog.........come on I know this one at least could be fun!

Granted. But Pinks is a gay dog groomer and you now have his giant, overheated, drooling Newfundland.

Jubilee you have to make a wish now....................

I wish I wasn't so danged old and forgetful...

[artist4perry]

I wish I had more time to fish

Granted, but now you're an eskimo tribesman with a stinky igloo.


I wish I were in the tropics where it's warm.

Granted, but you're on a 5 foot diamter island with a horny monkey

I wish I were married to Adriana Lima

Granted. But as soon as you feed her, it'll be like popping the seal on a can of biscuits...POOOF!

I wish for world Peace and Harmony... (there f@ck that up, bastards)

Granted........but they are names of vicious dictators who want use you for lab research for the pleasures of sexual deviants.

I wish I could have a Pinks hot dog.........come on I know this one at least could be fun!

Granted. But Pinks is a gay dog groomer and you now have his giant, overheated, drooling Newfundland.

Jubilee you have to make a wish now....................

I wish I wasn't so danged old and forgetful...

Granted.........but now your young and lool like an elephant.........

I wish I could pet a tiger without getting hurt.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish Perry and Schon would declare their undying love for one another and frolic on the beach giggling like little girls. And then tour.

Granted, but ironically, Neal falls on the beach and breaks his hip and backs out of the tour, leaving Perry going "Fuck him!"


I wish it were time to go home.

[Jubilee]

I wish I had more time to fish

Granted, but now you're an eskimo tribesman with a stinky igloo.


I wish I were in the tropics where it's warm.

Granted, but you're on a 5 foot diamter island with a horny monkey

I wish I were married to Adriana Lima

Granted. But as soon as you feed her, it'll be like popping the seal on a can of biscuits...POOOF!

I wish for world Peace and Harmony... (there f@ck that up, bastards)

Granted........but they are names of vicious dictators who want use you for lab research for the pleasures of sexual deviants.

I wish I could have a Pinks hot dog.........come on I know this one at least could be fun!

Granted. But Pinks is a gay dog groomer and you now have his giant, overheated, drooling Newfundland.

Jubilee you have to make a wish now....................

I wish I wasn't so danged old and forgetful...

Granted.........but now your young and lool like an elephant.........

I wish I could pet a tiger without getting hurt.

Granted. Your demise will be swift and sudden. You won't feel a thing.

I wish I knew what lies at the edge of our universe.

[artist4perry]

I wish Perry and Schon would declare their undying love for one another and frolic on the beach giggling like little girls. And then tour.

Granted, but ironically, Neal falls on the beach and breaks his hip and backs out of the tour, leaving Perry going "Fuck him!"


I wish it were time to go home.

Granted........but you live with a 400 man named Bubba who is anxious to be "affectionate".

I wish I could do what I want for the rest of my life.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish Perry and Schon would declare their undying love for one another and frolic on the beach giggling like little girls. And then tour.

Granted, but ironically, Neal falls on the beach and breaks his hip and backs out of the tour, leaving Perry going "Fuck him!"


I wish it were time to go home.

Granted........but you live with a 400 man named Bubba who is anxious to be "affectionate".

I wish I could do what I want for the rest of my life.

Granted, but you can't leave your house the entire time, and you live with a 400 lb. man named Bubba who is anxious to be affectionate.

I wish for a new husband.

[Rhiannon]

I wish I could do what I want for the rest of my life.

Granted, but you want to do manual labor in sewers.

I wish my clients were smart enough to check their junk filters.

[artist4perry]

Granted. Your demise will be swift and sudden. You won't feel a thing.

I wish I knew what lies at the edge of our universe.

Granted...........it is a lawyer, and he is sending you a lawsuit as we speak.

I wish I could be as funny as Rhiannon.

[Jubilee]

I wish Perry and Schon would declare their undying love for one another and frolic on the beach giggling like little girls. And then tour.

Granted, but ironically, Neal falls on the beach and breaks his hip and backs out of the tour, leaving Perry going "Fuck him!"


I wish it were time to go home.

Granted. But when you get to the parking lot you'll find your car has been stolen and your cell phone is dead. Yes, it's time to go home, but you can't get there from here, ma'am.


I wish I had some ice cream.

[bluejeangirl76]

Granted. Your demise will be swift and sudden. You won't feel a thing.

I wish I knew what lies at the edge of our universe.

Granted...........it is a lawyer, and he is sending you a lawsuit as we speak.

I wish I could be as funny as Rhiannon.

Granted, but at the same time you get your wish, Rhiannon loses her humor.

I wish I were making 6 figures.

[artist4perry]

I wish Perry and Schon would declare their undying love for one another and frolic on the beach giggling like little girls. And then tour.

Granted, but ironically, Neal falls on the beach and breaks his hip and backs out of the tour, leaving Perry going "Fuck him!"


I wish it were time to go home.

Granted. But when you get to the parking lot you'll find your car has been stolen and your cell phone is dead. Yes, it's time to go home, but you can't get there from here, ma'am.


I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted...........but it's Bertie Bott's Vomit flavor.

I wish I could eat a lobster.

[Rhiannon]

I wish I were making 6 figures.

Granted, but now you have to remodel your home to accommodate your 6-person wide ass.

I wish I didn't fall down so much.

[Jubilee]

I wish Perry and Schon would declare their undying love for one another and frolic on the beach giggling like little girls. And then tour.

Granted, but ironically, Neal falls on the beach and breaks his hip and backs out of the tour, leaving Perry going "Fuck him!"


I wish it were time to go home.

Granted........but you live with a 400 man named Bubba who is anxious to be "affectionate".

I wish I could do what I want for the rest of my life.

Granted, but you can't leave your house the entire time, and you live with a 400 lb. man named Bubba who is anxious to be affectionate.

I wish for a new husband.

Granted. But he's exactly like the old husband.

I wish SMFP would just release some new music already, damn it!

[artist4perry]

Granted. Your demise will be swift and sudden. You won't feel a thing.

I wish I knew what lies at the edge of our universe.

Granted...........it is a lawyer, and he is sending you a lawsuit as we speak.

I wish I could be as funny as Rhiannon.

Granted, but at the same time you get your wish, Rhiannon loses her humor.

I wish I were making 6 figures.

Granted.........but they are these six ugly ceramic dudes and the home shopping network has revoked your license to sell.

I wish I could be graceful.

[YoungJRNY]

I wish Perry and Schon would declare their undying love for one another and frolic on the beach giggling like little girls. And then tour.

Granted, but ironically, Neal falls on the beach and breaks his hip and backs out of the tour, leaving Perry going "Fuck him!"


I wish it were time to go home.

Granted. But when you get to the parking lot you'll find your car has been stolen and your cell phone is dead. Yes, it's time to go home, but you can't get there from here, ma'am.


I wish I had some ice cream.

Granted, but your ice cream parlor took place in a Green House

I wish it was football season

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish I were making 6 figures.

Granted, but now you have to remodel your home to accommodate your 6-person wide ass.

I wish I didn't fall down so much.

Granted, but now you have to say at ground lever forever. No stairs or elevators, or any other means of ascension or decension.

I wish MR posters would learn that "quote" and "reply" are not interchangeable and that quotes can be edited.