OT: Corrupt A Wish

[Jubilee]

Granted. Your demise will be swift and sudden. You won't feel a thing.

I wish I knew what lies at the edge of our universe.

Granted...........it is a lawyer, and he is sending you a lawsuit as we speak.

I wish I could be as funny as Rhiannon.

Granted, but at the same time you get your wish, Rhiannon loses her humor.

I wish I were making 6 figures.

Granted. But they're all zeroes. I wish I weren't allergic to shrimp.

[KenTheDude]

Granted. Your demise will be swift and sudden. You won't feel a thing.

I wish I knew what lies at the edge of our universe.

Granted...........it is a lawyer, and he is sending you a lawsuit as we speak.

I wish I could be as funny as Rhiannon.

Granted, but at the same time you get your wish, Rhiannon loses her humor.

I wish I were making 6 figures.

Granted, you can have my job because I'm bored because we're slow and then I can retire like I wished for several posts ago that nobody granted for me.

I wish i can retire early, again.

[YoungJRNY]

Granted. Your demise will be swift and sudden. You won't feel a thing.

I wish I knew what lies at the edge of our universe.

Granted...........it is a lawyer, and he is sending you a lawsuit as we speak.

I wish I could be as funny as Rhiannon.

Granted, but at the same time you get your wish, Rhiannon loses her humor.

I wish I were making 6 figures.

Granted, you can have my job because I'm bored because we're slow and then I can retire like I wished for several posts ago that nobody granted for me.

I wish i can retire early, again.

Granted, but your wife was just diagnosed with permanent PMS

I wish dogs could talk

[artist4perry]

Granted. Your demise will be swift and sudden. You won't feel a thing.

I wish I knew what lies at the edge of our universe.

Granted...........it is a lawyer, and he is sending you a lawsuit as we speak.

I wish I could be as funny as Rhiannon.

Granted, but at the same time you get your wish, Rhiannon loses her humor.

I wish I were making 6 figures.

Granted, you can have my job because I'm bored because we're slow and then I can retire like I wished for several posts ago that nobody granted for me.

I wish i can retire early, again.

Look above...........you said I wish I could retire early.

I said go to bed.........

I wish Ken would read all the posts before wishing........the same wish.

[KenTheDude]

Granted. Your demise will be swift and sudden. You won't feel a thing.

I wish I knew what lies at the edge of our universe.

Granted...........it is a lawyer, and he is sending you a lawsuit as we speak.

I wish I could be as funny as Rhiannon.

Granted, but at the same time you get your wish, Rhiannon loses her humor.

I wish I were making 6 figures.

Granted, you can have my job because I'm bored because we're slow and then I can retire like I wished for several posts ago that nobody granted for me.

I wish i can retire early, again.

Granted, but your wife was just diagnosed with permanent PMS

I wish dogs could talk

Granted but all they are capable of saying is "bend over dude"

I wish the Cubs win tonight.

[artist4perry]

Granted. Your demise will be swift and sudden. You won't feel a thing.

I wish I knew what lies at the edge of our universe.

Granted...........it is a lawyer, and he is sending you a lawsuit as we speak.

I wish I could be as funny as Rhiannon.

Granted, but at the same time you get your wish, Rhiannon loses her humor.

I wish I were making 6 figures.

Granted. But they're all zeroes. I wish I weren't allergic to shrimp.

Granted..........but now your allergic to everything else.

I wish I had married my husband 25 years ago.

[Rhiannon]

I wish the Cubs win tonight.

Granted, but they still won't win the series.



I wish I wouldn't get killed for saying that.

[Jubilee]

Granted. Your demise will be swift and sudden. You won't feel a thing.

I wish I knew what lies at the edge of our universe.

Granted...........it is a lawyer, and he is sending you a lawsuit as we speak.

I wish I could be as funny as Rhiannon.

Granted, but at the same time you get your wish, Rhiannon loses her humor.

I wish I were making 6 figures.

Granted, you can have my job because I'm bored because we're slow and then I can retire like I wished for several posts ago that nobody granted for me.

I wish i can retire early, again.

Granted, but your wife was just diagnosed with permanent PMS

I wish dogs could talk

Granted. But don't ever let one see you naked...I'm just sayin'.


I wish they'd put some decent shows on television.

[YoungJRNY]

Granted. Your demise will be swift and sudden. You won't feel a thing.

I wish I knew what lies at the edge of our universe.

Granted...........it is a lawyer, and he is sending you a lawsuit as we speak.

I wish I could be as funny as Rhiannon.

Granted, but at the same time you get your wish, Rhiannon loses her humor.

I wish I were making 6 figures.

Granted, you can have my job because I'm bored because we're slow and then I can retire like I wished for several posts ago that nobody granted for me.

I wish i can retire early, again.

Granted, but your wife was just diagnosed with permanent PMS

I wish dogs could talk

Granted but all they are capable of saying is "bend over dude"

I wish the Cubs win tonight.

Granted, but unfortunately, Bartman will be in attendance

I wish George Bush never took office

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish dogs could talk

Granted, but every dog turns out to be a Browns fan and can't wait to talk to you all about it.

I wish for a friendly pet koala.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish the Cubs win tonight.

Granted, but they still won't win the series.



I wish I wouldn't get killed for saying that.

Granted, but I hope you're not in love with having two working legs.

I wish for the most rockin' lightning fast problem free computer ever.

[artist4perry]

I wish dogs could talk

Granted, but every dog turns out to be a Browns fan and can't wait to talk to you all about it.

I wish for a friendly pet koala.

Granted...........but he thinks your his new "mate". And I ain't talkin buddy.

I wish I could fix congress.

[Rhiannon]

I wish for the most rockin' lightning fast problem free computer ever.

Granted, but your internet is reverted to 25.5 kbps dialup.

I wish my laundry would do itself.

[Jubilee]

I wish for a friendly pet koala.

Granted. But your house is now filled with Eucalyptus scented koala poo.

I wish I was having pizza for dinner.

[artist4perry]

I wish for the most rockin' lightning fast problem free computer ever.

Granted, but your internet is reverted to 25.5 kbps dialup.

I wish my laundry would do itself.

Granted, but it is kind of stupid and put all your wool sweaters in hot water.

I wish I had a perfectly clean house.

[Deacon]

I wish the Cubs win tonight.

Granted, but they still won't win the series.



I wish I wouldn't get killed for saying that.

Granted, but I hope you're not in love with having two working legs.

I wish for the most rockin' lightning fast problem free computer ever.

Granted, but it gets viruses fifteen times easier.

I wish that there were no such things as commercials on television.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish for a friendly pet koala.

Granted. But your house is now filled with Eucalyptus scented koala poo.

I wish I was having pizza for dinner.

Granted, but your pizza is topped with the eucalyptus scented koala crap you just covered my house with.

I wish it would never snow in Chicago again.

[Jubilee]

I wish my laundry would do itself.

Granted. It all jumped into the machine together with that one red sock and now everything is pink.

I wish I could play a musical instrument.

[artist4perry]

I wish my laundry would do itself.

Granted. It all jumped into the machine together with that one red sock and now everything is pink.

I wish I could play a musical instrument.

Granted.......but it is a Kazoo and all you can play is Free Bird.

I wished I could climb a mountain.

[YoungJRNY]

I wish my laundry would do itself.

Granted. It all jumped into the machine together with that one red sock and now everything is pink.

I wish I could play a musical instrument.

Granted.......but it is a Kazoo and all you can play is Free Bird.

I wished I could climb a mountain.

Granted, you have no bungee cords

I wish this would overtake the SINGLE WORD THREAD

[artist4perry]

I wish my laundry would do itself.

Granted. It all jumped into the machine together with that one red sock and now everything is pink.

I wish I could play a musical instrument.

Granted.......but it is a Kazoo and all you can play is Free Bird.

I wished I could climb a mountain.

Granted, you have no bungee cords

I wish this would overtake the SINGLE WORD THREAD

Granted, but nw you splel like SW2.

I wish I could work faster.

[YoungJRNY]

I wish my laundry would do itself.

Granted. It all jumped into the machine together with that one red sock and now everything is pink.

I wish I could play a musical instrument.

Granted.......but it is a Kazoo and all you can play is Free Bird.

I wished I could climb a mountain.

Granted, you have no bungee cords

I wish this would overtake the SINGLE WORD THREAD

Granted, but nw you splel like SW2.

I wish I could work faster.

Granted, but your currently working a 48 hour shift

I wish I was 5 again

[Jubilee]

I wish I was 5 again

Granted. Emotionally and intellectually you're five. Physically, you stay the same.

I wish I could go on an exotic vacation.

[Deacon]

I wish I could go on an exotic vacation.

Granted. But, you are forced to stay on a nude beach filled with old people.

I wish that I could have a new vehicle.

[T-Bone]

I wish I was 5 again

Granted. Emotionally and intellectually you're five. Physically, you stay the same.

I wish I could go on an exotic vacation.

Granted, but the travel agent got exotic and erotic mixed up and you're now a sex slave in egypt



I wish Obama would impeach himself

[artist4perry]

I wish I could go on an exotic vacation.

Granted. But, you are forced to stay on a nude beach filled with old people.

I wish that I could have a new vehicle.

Granted, but it is a Ford Pinto.

I wish I could carve a statue out of marble.

[Jubilee]

I wish that I could have a new vehicle.

Granted. The vehicle is a unicycle.

I wish I was taller.

[artist4perry]

I wish that I could have a new vehicle.

Granted. The vehicle is a unicycle.

I wish I was taller.

Granted, but now your boobs and butt are flat.

I wish I had a dollar for every time Madsplash said We'll SEE.

[T-Bone]

I wish that I could have a new vehicle.

Granted. The vehicle is a unicycle.

I wish I was taller.

Granted, but in stretching you out, you're alot skinnier now too


I wish I could become invisable

[KenTheDude]

Granted. Your demise will be swift and sudden. You won't feel a thing.

I wish I knew what lies at the edge of our universe.

Granted...........it is a lawyer, and he is sending you a lawsuit as we speak.

I wish I could be as funny as Rhiannon.

Granted, but at the same time you get your wish, Rhiannon loses her humor.

I wish I were making 6 figures.

Granted, you can have my job because I'm bored because we're slow and then I can retire like I wished for several posts ago that nobody granted for me.

I wish i can retire early, again.

Look above...........you said I wish I could retire early.

I said go to bed.........

I wish Ken would read all the posts before wishing........the same wish.

You're right, I missed that. My mistake. All kidding aside, I'm thankful for having this job in this economy. Looks like I might get my hours cut to 30 a week for awhile. We are getting really slow. It's happened a few times before and it's always temporary. Then we get busy and put on overtime. But I try to look on the bright side. I'll finally have the time to build a new fence that hurricane Ike blew away. And maybe if I lump my extra days off together, go on a mini vacation somewhere.