OT: Corrupt A Wish

[S2M]

I wish I had xray vision

Granted, but it only works on Neal, Jon, and Ross.

I wish I had all my favorite shows on DVD.

Granted. But they really don't have episodes out yet for Dancing with the Stars, Skating with Celebrities, and yodeling with college mascots....

I wish I were You.

[Jubilee]

I wish I were You.

Granted. But you now have a va-jay-jay.

I wish I could predict the future.

[S2M]

I wish I were You.

Granted. But you now have a va-jay-jay.

I wish I could predict the future.

Granted. But then you'd see you will eventually have a penis.

I wish I had a squirrel, and a bean feast.....

[G.I.Jim]

I wish I were You.

Granted. But you now have a va-jay-jay.

I wish I could predict the future.

Granted. But then you'd see you will eventually have a penis.

I wish I had a squirrel, and a bean feast.....

granted, but you get a squirrel that came straight from Richard Gere's house.

I wish I would have thought of this thread idea!

[DrFU]

I wish I were You.

Granted. But you now have a va-jay-jay.

I wish I could predict the future.

Granted. But then you'd see you will eventually have a penis.

I wish I had a squirrel, and a bean feast.....

granted, but you get a squirrel that came straight from Richard Gere's house.

I wish I would have thought of this thread idea!

Granted, but then you'd be Ken & you'd be stuck with his string of psycho girlfriends ...

I wish I could keep the brain I have now and have my 19 year old body back ...

[G.I.Jim]

I wish I were You.

Granted. But you now have a va-jay-jay.

I wish I could predict the future.

Granted. But then you'd see you will eventually have a penis.

I wish I had a squirrel, and a bean feast.....

granted, but you get a squirrel that came straight from Richard Gere's house.

I wish I would have thought of this thread idea!

Granted, but then you'd be Ken & you'd be stuck with his string of psycho girlfriends ...

I wish I could keep the brain I have now and have my 19 year old body back ...

granted, but then nobody pays you any attention, because they say they like older, more mature women.

I wish I had a chimpanzee

[artist4perry]

I wish I were You.

Granted. But you now have a va-jay-jay.

I wish I could predict the future.

Granted. But then you'd see you will eventually have a penis.

I wish I had a squirrel, and a bean feast.....

granted, but you get a squirrel that came straight from Richard Gere's house.

I wish I would have thought of this thread idea!

Granted, but then you'd be Ken & you'd be stuck with his string of psycho girlfriends ...

I wish I could keep the brain I have now and have my 19 year old body back ...

granted, but then nobody pays you any attention, because they say they like older, more mature women.

I wish I had a chimpanzee

Granted, but he will rip off part of your face and both of your hands in a jealous rage, after he catches you with your other boyfriend.

I wish I could go sailing.

[Rhiannon]

I wish I could go sailing.

Granted, but you have to listen to the Christopher Cross song on repeat the entire time you're in water.

I wish it would be in the 80s when I'm in Charlotte on Friday.

[artist4perry]

I wish I could go sailing.

Granted, but you have to listen to the Christopher Cross song on repeat the entire time you're in water.

I wish it would be in the 80s when I'm in Charlotte on Friday.

*I like that song*

Granted, but then in 5 minutes it will switch to rain, then sleet, then snow. The temp will drop to below 0 degrees and your eyes will freeze open.

I wish Perry would get that new album done already!

[YoungJRNY]

I wish I could go sailing.

Granted, but you have to listen to the Christopher Cross song on repeat the entire time you're in water.

I wish it would be in the 80s when I'm in Charlotte on Friday.

*I like that song*

Granted, but then in 5 minutes it will switch to rain, then sleet, then snow. The temp will drop to below 0 degrees and your eyes will freeze open.

I wish Perry would get that new album done already!

Granted, but it consists of nothing but backing vocals

I wish money was free

[Arianddu]

I wish money was free

Granted, but being free, it no longer has any value; everyone is using chocolate instead and you get a violent allergic reaction to it.

I wish I had more time.

[Jana]

Wish granted, but you're in prison.

I wish I could run a marathon.

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

I wish money was free

Granted, but being free, it no longer has any value; everyone is using chocolate instead and you get a violent allergic reaction to it.

I wish I had more time.

Granted, but it must be spent in a windowless basement and you must spend your time is by fantasising about your ex-lovers and thinking about who they are with now. Alternatively, you can spend the time making up new rumours about Steve Perry coming back (but you are not allowed access to MR.com to spread them )

I wish I was Robert Plant.

[KenTheDude]

I wish money was free

Granted, but being free, it no longer has any value; everyone is using chocolate instead and you get a violent allergic reaction to it.

I wish I had more time.

Granted, but it must be spent in a windowless basement and you must spend your time is by fantasising about your ex-lovers and thinking about who they are with now. Alternatively, you can spend the time making up new rumours about Steve Perry coming back (but you are not allowed access to MR.com to spread them )

I wish I was Robert Plant.

Granted, you are a rubber plant named Robert.

I wish I had a log cabin mansion in the hill country with a 10 car garage filled with cool cars.

[Arianddu]

I wish I could run a marathon.

Granted, but you die of a heart attack the second you cross the finishing line.

I wish my dogs would quit barking at night.

[Arianddu]

I wish money was free

Granted, but being free, it no longer has any value; everyone is using chocolate instead and you get a violent allergic reaction to it.

I wish I had more time.

Granted, but it must be spent in a windowless basement and you must spend your time is by fantasising about your ex-lovers and thinking about who they are with now. Alternatively, you can spend the time making up new rumours about Steve Perry coming back (but you are not allowed access to MR.com to spread them )

I wish I was Robert Plant.

Granted, you are a rubber plant named Robert.

I wish I had a log cabin mansion in the hill country with a 10 car garage filled with cool cars.

Granted, but they are all made by Matchbox.

I wish my ex would grow up.

[artist4perry]

I wish I could run a marathon.

Granted, but you die of a heart attack the second you cross the finishing line.

I wish my dogs would quit barking at night.

Granted, but now they bark all day, and crap on the floor at night.

I wish I had the ability to go to all the concerts I want.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish I could run a marathon.

Granted, but you die of a heart attack the second you cross the finishing line.

I wish my dogs would quit barking at night.

Granted, but now they bark all day, and crap on the floor at night.

I wish I had the ability to go to all the concerts I want.

Granted, but everyone has stopped touring except for Donnie and Marie.

I wish the cold weather would break and summer would arrive.

[Granny]

I wish I could run a marathon.

Granted, but you die of a heart attack the second you cross the finishing line.

I wish my dogs would quit barking at night.

Granted, but now they bark all day, and crap on the floor at night.

I wish I had the ability to go to all the concerts I want.

granted, but they are all air supply

I wish I could meet SP...i'm getting older ya know....born the same decade as SP!!!!LOL

[S2M]

Granted. But you get to meet the one that lives on my old mail route.

I wish I could meet larry bird.

[artist4perry]

Granted. But you get to meet the one that lives on my old mail route.

I wish I could meet larry bird.

Granted, but it is a mean McCaw named Larry. Larry curses in three different languages and bites all women that come in your midst.

I wish I could get over my fear of heights.

[S2M]

Granted. But you get to meet the one that lives on my old mail route.

I wish I could meet larry bird.

Granted, but it is a mean McCaw named Larry. Larry curses in three different languages and bites all women that come in your midst.

I wish I could get over my fear of heights.

Granted. But you have 20 secs to do it....before you go SPLAT!

I wish I were invisible.

[Rhiannon]

I wish I were invisible.

Granted, but now you're mimicking Clay Aiken.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ItnxlpAc8

I wish I could go to lunch.

[KenTheDude]

I wish I were invisible.

Granted, but now you're mimicking Clay Aiken.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ItnxlpAc8

I wish I could go to lunch.

Granted, but all you're allowed to eat is rancid gumbo.

I wish I were home in bed.

[S2M]

I wish I were invisible.

Granted, but now you're mimicking Clay Aiken.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8ItnxlpAc8

I wish I could go to lunch.

Granted, but all you're allowed to eat is rancid gumbo.

I wish I were home in bed.

Granted. But is that Friga with you?

I wish I could be in movies

[Rhiannon]

I wish I could be in movies

Granted, you're in a DVD case at Blockbuster... very cramped in there, huh?

I wish I could take a nap.

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish I could be in movies

Granted, you're in a DVD case at Blockbuster... very cramped in there, huh?

I wish I could take a nap.

Granted, but you must nap with Dennis Franz, who is naked at the time.

I wish my expected package arrives today.

[Rhiannon]

I wish my expected package arrives today.

Granted, and it's 8lbs of cat vomit.

I wish Kim would get cat vomit in the mail today.

[S2M]

I wish I could be in movies

Granted, you're in a DVD case at Blockbuster... very cramped in there, huh?

I wish I could take a nap.

Granted, but you must nap with Dennis Franz, who is naked at the time.

I wish my expected package arrives today.

Granted. But what will you do with a strap-on?

I wish I could take a vacation

[bluejeangirl76]

I wish my expected package arrives today.

Granted, and it's 8lbs of cat vomit.

I wish Kim would get cat vomit in the mail today.

Granted, but I'm going to throw it at you.

I wish I would get cat vomit so I could throw it at Rhiannon.