OT: Corrupt A Wish

[stevew2]

i never knew there was one, i would love to hear it

[ebake02]

I wish people could buy into my Clark Kent get-up..

Granted. But from now on whenever you appear in public you must be wearing red tights.


I wish tax day wasn't coming up so soon.

Granted, it's already past and you didn't turn in yours on time

I wish I can be in Wisconsin now instead of two weeks from now


Robin

Granted, but you only get to stay there for an hour.

I wish I am in a nice beach resort right drinking a cold bottle of San Miguel Strong Ice.

Granted, but then you find out that the ice is contaminated with norovirus and spend the next three nights
with your face in a trash can and your butt on the toilet at the Westin, St. John, U.S. Virgin Islands.

I wish one of Steve Perry's trusted friends would introduce me to him just once in my lifetime.

Granted, but his friend introduces you as Neal's Lawyer.

Oops - forgot to make a wish. I wish that the Houston show with Steve Augeri would acutually get released on DVD.

Granted, but they the only release one copy and they don't tell where it's at.

I wish I could spend a hot steamy weekend with Julianne Hough

[YoungJRNY]

I wish people could buy into my Clark Kent get-up..

Granted. But from now on whenever you appear in public you must be wearing red tights.


I wish tax day wasn't coming up so soon.

Granted, it's already past and you didn't turn in yours on time

I wish I can be in Wisconsin now instead of two weeks from now


Robin

Granted, but you only get to stay there for an hour.

I wish I am in a nice beach resort right drinking a cold bottle of San Miguel Strong Ice.

Granted, but then you find out that the ice is contaminated with norovirus and spend the next three nights
with your face in a trash can and your butt on the toilet at the Westin, St. John, U.S. Virgin Islands.

I wish one of Steve Perry's trusted friends would introduce me to him just once in my lifetime.

Granted, but his friend introduces you as Neal's Lawyer.

Oops - forgot to make a wish. I wish that the Houston show with Steve Augeri would acutually get released on DVD.

Granted, but they the only release one copy and they don't tell where it's at.

I wish I could spend a hot steamy weekend with Julianne Hough

Granted, but your "hot and steamy weekend" with her turns out to be a day at the spa

I wish I could hang out with Ace Ventura for a day

[SP Fan in Oregon]

I wish people could buy into my Clark Kent get-up..

Granted. But from now on whenever you appear in public you must be wearing red tights.


I wish tax day wasn't coming up so soon.

Granted, it's already past and you didn't turn in yours on time

I wish I can be in Wisconsin now instead of two weeks from now


Robin

Granted, but you only get to stay there for an hour.

I wish I am in a nice beach resort right drinking a cold bottle of San Miguel Strong Ice.

Granted, but then you find out that the ice is contaminated with norovirus and spend the next three nights
with your face in a trash can and your butt on the toilet at the Westin, St. John, U.S. Virgin Islands.

I wish one of Steve Perry's trusted friends would introduce me to him just once in my lifetime.

Granted, but his friend introduces you as Neal's Lawyer.

You are suppose to make your own wish now

[lights1961]

I wish people could buy into my Clark Kent get-up..

Granted. But from now on whenever you appear in public you must be wearing red tights.


I wish tax day wasn't coming up so soon.

Granted, it's already past and you didn't turn in yours on time

I wish I can be in Wisconsin now instead of two weeks from now


Robin

Granted, but you only get to stay there for an hour.

I wish I am in a nice beach resort right drinking a cold bottle of San Miguel Strong Ice.

Granted, but then you find out that the ice is contaminated with norovirus and spend the next three nights
with your face in a trash can and your butt on the toilet at the Westin, St. John, U.S. Virgin Islands.

I wish one of Steve Perry's trusted friends would introduce me to him just once in my lifetime.

Granted, but his friend introduces you as Neal's Lawyer.

Oops - forgot to make a wish. I wish that the Houston show with Steve Augeri would acutually get released on DVD.

Granted, but they the only release one copy and they don't tell where it's at.

I wish I could spend a hot steamy weekend with Julianne Hough

Granted, but your "hot and steamy weekend" with her turns out to be a day at the spa

I wish I could hang out with Ace Ventura for a day

granted, but there was a mix up and Jessie Ventura showed up instead.

I wish I was playing golf in Augusta.

[sadie65]

granted, but there was a mix up and Jessie Ventura showed up instead.

I wish I was playing golf in Augusta.

Granted. But you're golfing in Augusta, Maine...not Georgia.

I wish I were a few inches taller

[cscott]

granted, but there was a mix up and Jessie Ventura showed up instead.

I wish I was playing golf in Augusta.

Granted. But you're golfing in Augusta, Maine...not Georgia.

I wish I were a few inches taller

Granted - but it's done by only growing the height of your forehead.

I wish my house would stay clean without me having to do it.

[Saint John]

granted, but there was a mix up and Jessie Ventura showed up instead.

I wish I was playing golf in Augusta.

Granted. But you're golfing in Augusta, Maine...not Georgia.

I wish I were a few inches taller

Granted, but you find out that "few" is a vague term and you're now 2 inches taller than Gheorge Muresan and even uglier.

I wish that the temperature in Chicago would climb to 95 tomorrow (Fahrenheit...not that Euro bullshit).

[SP Fan in Oregon]

granted, but there was a mix up and Jessie Ventura showed up instead.

I wish I was playing golf in Augusta.

Granted. But you're golfing in Augusta, Maine...not Georgia.

I wish I were a few inches taller

Granted, but I for one like 60 year old men, 5'7" 1/2 inches tall with a big beautiful nose, so be careful for what you wish for.

I'd like to have a house in Del Mar, CA.

[Voyager]

granted, but there was a mix up and Jessie Ventura showed up instead.

I wish I was playing golf in Augusta.

Granted. But you're golfing in Augusta, Maine...not Georgia.

I wish I were a few inches taller

Granted - but it's done by only growing the height of your forehead.

I wish my house would stay clean without me having to do it.

Granted, but you'll probably end up hiring an illegal immigrant maid to realize your fantasy and get busted by the Feds and your home will be seized for evidence.

I wish my band could open for Journey at Madison Square Garden.

[Jana]

granted, but there was a mix up and Jessie Ventura showed up instead.

I wish I was playing golf in Augusta.

Granted. But you're golfing in Augusta, Maine...not Georgia.

I wish I were a few inches taller

Granted, but I for one like 60 year old men, 5'7" 1/2 inches tall with a big beautiful nose, so be careful for what you wish for.

I'd like to have a house in Del Mar, CA.

Granted, but Steve Perry has you arrested under the California Stalking Law Penal Code Section 646.9.

I wish that it was still cold in Florida.

[cscott]

granted, but there was a mix up and Jessie Ventura showed up instead.

I wish I was playing golf in Augusta.

Granted. But you're golfing in Augusta, Maine...not Georgia.

I wish I were a few inches taller

Granted, but I for one like 60 year old men, 5'7" 1/2 inches tall with a big beautiful nose, so be careful for what you wish for.

I'd like to have a house in Del Mar, CA.

Granted - but its a crack house and Todd Bridges is living in your basement.

I wish that my girlfriend and I didn't have as many disagreements as we do.

[Voyager]

granted, but there was a mix up and Jessie Ventura showed up instead.

I wish I was playing golf in Augusta.

Granted. But you're golfing in Augusta, Maine...not Georgia.

I wish I were a few inches taller

Granted, but I for one like 60 year old men, 5'7" 1/2 inches tall with a big beautiful nose, so be careful for what you wish for.

I'd like to have a house in Del Mar, CA.

Granted - but its a crack house and Todd Bridges is living in your basement.

I wish that my girlfriend and I didn't have as many disagreements as we do.

You'll get a new girlfriend, and she will be a real doll.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Irs1ewDoM

[KenTheDude]

granted, but there was a mix up and Jessie Ventura showed up instead.

I wish I was playing golf in Augusta.

Granted. But you're golfing in Augusta, Maine...not Georgia.

I wish I were a few inches taller

Granted, but I for one like 60 year old men, 5'7" 1/2 inches tall with a big beautiful nose, so be careful for what you wish for.

I'd like to have a house in Del Mar, CA.

Granted - but its a crack house and Todd Bridges is living in your basement.

I wish that my girlfriend and I didn't have as many disagreements as we do.

You'll get a new girlfriend, and she will be a real doll.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Irs1ewDoM

I doubt she's a *REAL* blonde.

[Jana]

Granted, but I for one like 60 year old men, 5'7" 1/2 inches tall with a big beautiful nose, so be careful for what you wish for.

I'd like to have a house in Del Mar, CA.

Granted, but Steve Perry has you arrested under the California Stalking Law Penal Code Section 646.9.

I wish that it was still cold in Florida.

Granted, but you just got transferred to Arizona.

I wish I was finished with all the yard work that needs to be done.

Granted, but while doing the yardwork you were attacked by red ants, stung by a bee, bitten by a snake, and propositioned by the neighborhood perv.

I wish I could eat everything I want and lose weight.

[cscott]

Granted, but I for one like 60 year old men, 5'7" 1/2 inches tall with a big beautiful nose, so be careful for what you wish for.

I'd like to have a house in Del Mar, CA.

Granted, but Steve Perry has you arrested under the California Stalking Law Penal Code Section 646.9.

I wish that it was still cold in Florida.

Granted, but you just got transferred to Arizona.

I wish I was finished with all the yard work that needs to be done.

Granted, but while doing the yardwork you were attacked by red ants, stung by a bee, bitten by a snake, and propositioned by the neighborhood perv.

I wish I could eat everything I want and lose weight.

Granted - Unfortunately the only thing you want to eat is prunes so you'll definately lose weight.

I wish that I could take a much needed vacation in a relaxing tropical paradise.

[TRAGChick]

Granted, but I for one like 60 year old men, 5'7" 1/2 inches tall with a big beautiful nose, so be careful for what you wish for.

I'd like to have a house in Del Mar, CA.

Granted, but Steve Perry has you arrested under the California Stalking Law Penal Code Section 646.9.

I wish that it was still cold in Florida.

Granted, but you just got transferred to Arizona.

I wish I was finished with all the yard work that needs to be done.

Granted, but while doing the yardwork you were attacked by red ants, stung by a bee, bitten by a snake, and propositioned by the neighborhood perv.

I wish I could eat everything I want and lose weight.

Granted - Unfortunately the only thing you want to eat is prunes so you'll definately lose weight.

I wish that I could take a much needed vacation in a relaxing tropical paradise.

Granted.....but, unbeknownst to you, there was a booking confusion.....you're vacationing on a Prototype "Tom Hanks / Castaway" Island....gotta learn how to fend for yourself.

I wish that I had peace and quiet....for a tiny part of every day.

[DrFU]

Granted, but I for one like 60 year old men, 5'7" 1/2 inches tall with a big beautiful nose, so be careful for what you wish for.

I'd like to have a house in Del Mar, CA.

Granted, but Steve Perry has you arrested under the California Stalking Law Penal Code Section 646.9.

I wish that it was still cold in Florida.

Granted, but you just got transferred to Arizona.

I wish I was finished with all the yard work that needs to be done.

Granted, but while doing the yardwork you were attacked by red ants, stung by a bee, bitten by a snake, and propositioned by the neighborhood perv.

I wish I could eat everything I want and lose weight.

Granted - Unfortunately the only thing you want to eat is prunes so you'll definately lose weight.

I wish that I could take a much needed vacation in a relaxing tropical paradise.

Granted.....but, unbeknownst to you, there was a booking confusion.....you're vacationing on a Prototype "Tom Hanks / Castaway" Island....gotta learn how to fend for yourself.

I wish that I had peace and quiet....for a tiny part of every day.

Granted, but your new job requires you to sit in meetings all day where it's very peaceful and quiet because nothing, NOTHING ever happens, but you can't leave.

I'm going to San Diego for a week, and I wish I knew where, specifically, in Del Mar SPFFO wishes she were ....

[stevew2]

Granted, but I for one like 60 year old men, 5'7" 1/2 inches tall with a big beautiful nose, so be careful for what you wish for.

I'd like to have a house in Del Mar, CA.

Granted, but Steve Perry has you arrested under the California Stalking Law Penal Code Section 646.9.

I wish that it was still cold in Florida.

Granted, but you just got transferred to Arizona.

I wish I was finished with all the yard work that needs to be done.

I wish i could help ya, i got a steel rake in the back of my chevy truck[not that heap that Tito drove},I hear he is riding an old bike with a basket on the front with a bunch of old Food Lion bags filled with dented canned goods and shit that he got from the dumpster

[Arianddu]

I'm going to San Diego for a week, and I wish I knew where, specifically, in Del Mar SPFFO wishes she were ....

Granted - turns out she wishes she was in a local crack house, the one with Todd Bridges in the basement.

I wish liars got all they deserve.

[Don]

I'm going to San Diego for a week, and I wish I knew where, specifically, in Del Mar SPFFO wishes she were ....

Granted - turns out she wishes she was in a local crack house, the one with Todd Bridges in the basement.

I wish liars got all they deserve.

I thought you were going to wish for a smaller head.

[artist4perry]

I'm going to San Diego for a week, and I wish I knew where, specifically, in Del Mar SPFFO wishes she were ....

Granted - turns out she wishes she was in a local crack house, the one with Todd Bridges in the basement.

I wish liars got all they deserve.

Granted, the lawyers got all that they could handle, money, prestige, and a new girlfriend named Bambi.

I wish they gave you a job immediately after you finish college.

[Arianddu]

I'm going to San Diego for a week, and I wish I knew where, specifically, in Del Mar SPFFO wishes she were ....

Granted - turns out she wishes she was in a local crack house, the one with Todd Bridges in the basement.

I wish liars got all they deserve.

I thought you were going to wish for a smaller head.

Nah, if I did that, my hats wouldn't fit.

[Arianddu]

I'm going to San Diego for a week, and I wish I knew where, specifically, in Del Mar SPFFO wishes she were ....

Granted - turns out she wishes she was in a local crack house, the one with Todd Bridges in the basement.

I wish liars got all they deserve.

Granted, the lawyers got all that they could handle, money, prestige, and a new girlfriend named Bambi.

I wish they gave you a job immediately after you finish college.

Granted - but it's cleaning bus-station toilets.

I wish my coffee would make itself

[artist4perry]

I'm going to San Diego for a week, and I wish I knew where, specifically, in Del Mar SPFFO wishes she were ....

Granted - turns out she wishes she was in a local crack house, the one with Todd Bridges in the basement.

I wish liars got all they deserve.

Granted, the lawyers got all that they could handle, money, prestige, and a new girlfriend named Bambi.

I wish they gave you a job immediately after you finish college.

Granted - but it's cleaning bus-station toilets.

I wish my coffee would make itself

Granted, but it is the brand that is dispensed from a monkeys butt.

I wish I could go see Austrailia.

[Arianddu]

I wish I could go see Austrailia.

Granted, but the tour guide strands you in the middle of nowhere for misspelling Australia.

I wish Ginger and Dan could come visit me.

[G.I.Jim]

I wish I could go see Austrailia.

Granted, but the tour guide strands you in the middle of nowhere for misspelling Australia.

I wish Ginger and Dan could come visit me.

Granted, but after they stay for 3 weeks and refuse to leave...you get sick of them!

I wish the Easter bunny was real.

[Arianddu]

I wish I could go see Austrailia.

Granted, but the tour guide strands you in the middle of nowhere for misspelling Australia.

I wish Ginger and Dan could come visit me.

Granted, but after they stay for 3 weeks and refuse to leave...you get sick of them!

I wish the Easter bunny was real.

Granted - but you find out the hard way those brown pellets aren't chocolate.

I wish I could buy an album of G.I. Jim's songs.

[Jubilee]

I wish I could go see Austrailia.

Granted, but the tour guide strands you in the middle of nowhere for misspelling Australia.

I wish Ginger and Dan could come visit me.

Granted, but after they stay for 3 weeks and refuse to leave...you get sick of them!

I wish the Easter bunny was real.

Granted, but in addition to candy and colorful eggs, he also leaves a trail of giant Easter Bunny-sized poo at your house.

I wish I lived in a beautiful home with a view of the ocean.

[Jana]

Granted, but the Easter Bunny is eight foot tall and has an obsession with men named Jim.

I wish I had jogged six miles this morning instead of going back to sleep.