OT: Corrupt A Wish

[Arianddu]

I wish I lived in a beautiful home with a view of the ocean.

Granted - but the ocean view is a lot closer than it used to be - it's now coming into the living room.

I wish my cat would stop trying to sit on my keyboard.

[Jubilee]

I wish my cat would stop trying to sit on my keyboard.

Granted. You cat is now sitting on a clutch of bird eggs trying to hatch them for his/her own nefarious purposes.

I wish the dogs in our neighborhood didn't commence howling every time they hear a siren.

[Arianddu]

I wish the dogs in our neighborhood didn't commence howling every time they hear a siren.

Granted - now they commence howling every time they hear a car.

I wish current commercial/pop music sucked less.

[artist4perry]

I wish I could go see Austrailia.

Granted, but the tour guide strands you in the middle of nowhere for misspelling Australia.

I wish Ginger and Dan could come visit me.

Granted, but after they stay for 3 weeks and refuse to leave...you get sick of them!

I wish the Easter bunny was real.

Granted, but in addition to candy and colorful eggs, he also leaves a trail of giant Easter Bunny-sized poo at your house.

I wish I lived in a beautiful home with a view of the ocean.

Oops! I wrote that at 3 am. Australia. Sorry Ari! Still want to go there, and Dan and I would stay in a hotel.

[artist4perry]

I wish I lived in a beautiful home with a view of the ocean.

Granted - but the ocean view is a lot closer than it used to be - it's now coming into the living room.

I wish my cat would stop trying to sit on my keyboard.

Granted, but now when you wake up, he is sitting on your face.

I wish I could have free access to a zoo, so I can study animals to draw.

[G.I.Jim]

I wish I lived in a beautiful home with a view of the ocean.

Granted - but the ocean view is a lot closer than it used to be - it's now coming into the living room.

I wish my cat would stop trying to sit on my keyboard.

Granted, but now when you wake up, he is sitting on your face.

I wish I could have free access to a zoo, so I can study animals to draw.

Granted, but then you fall into the gorilla cage, and get groped by a perverted gorilla who has a masturbation, and feces throwing problem!

I wish I had a lobster dinner right now!

[Arianddu]

I wish I lived in a beautiful home with a view of the ocean.

Granted - but the ocean view is a lot closer than it used to be - it's now coming into the living room.

I wish my cat would stop trying to sit on my keyboard.

Granted, but now when you wake up, he is sitting on your face.

I wish I could have free access to a zoo, so I can study animals to draw.

Granted, but then you fall into the gorilla cage, and get groped by a perverted gorilla who has a masturbation, and feces throwing problem!

I wish I had a lobster dinner right now!

Granted - you are now eating the same dinner as a lobster.

I wish the posts on this thread would stop getting so tangled.

[KenTheDude]

[quote="Arianddu
Granted - you are now eating the same dinner as a lobster.

I wish the posts on this thread would stop getting so tangled.[/quote]

Granted, but now you see them written in Chinese.

I wish the Chickenfoot CD would release tomorrow.

[Jubilee]

I wish current commercial/pop music sucked less.

Granted. It sucks a lot less now than it will in the future, and you've got front row seats to the Backstreet Boys reunion tour in the year 2020.


I wish weekends were 3 days long instead of just 2 days.

[KenTheDude]

I wish current commercial/pop music sucked less.

Granted. It sucks a lot less now than it will in the future, and you've got front row seats to the Backstreet Boys reunion tour in the year 2020.


I wish weekends were 3 days long instead of just 2 days.

I'm a lucky bastard. I get Fri, Sat & Sun off every week. I work 10 hours a day, Mon thru Thurs.

So granted, you get 3-day weekends. But where you live, they changed weekend days to only 2 hours long.

I wish I could get free materials to build my fence.

[sadie65]

I wish current commercial/pop music sucked less.

Granted. It sucks a lot less now than it will in the future, and you've got front row seats to the Backstreet Boys reunion tour in the year 2020.


I wish weekends were 3 days long instead of just 2 days.

I'm a lucky bastard. I get Fri, Sat & Sun off every week. I work 10 hours a day, Mon thru Thurs.

So granted, you get 3-day weekends. But where you live, they changed weekend days to only 2 hours long.

I wish I could get free materials to build my fence.

Granted...but the materials are a surplus of toothpicks.

I wish I didn't have to wash the dinner dishes tonight.

[Peartree12249]

Granted, but your dog licked them clean.

I wish my husband would finally clean the garage.

[G.I.Jim]

Granted, but your dog licked them clean.

I wish my husband would finally clean the garage.

Granted, but he mixes the wrong chemicals when cleaning it, and starts a chemical reaction that burns your house down...leaving him nothing left to clean!

I wish it were 4 hours earlier, so I could get more sleep tonight.

[Arianddu]

Granted, but your dog licked them clean.

I wish my husband would finally clean the garage.

Granted, but he mixes the wrong chemicals when cleaning it, and starts a chemical reaction that burns your house down...leaving him nothing left to clean!

I wish it were 4 hours earlier, so I could get more sleep tonight.

Granted, but you can't get to sleep for six more hours.

I wish I had the finances to travel anywhere I want in the world.

[SP Fan in Oregon]

Granted, but your dog licked them clean.

I wish my husband would finally clean the garage.

Granted, but he mixes the wrong chemicals when cleaning it, and starts a chemical reaction that burns your house down...leaving him nothing left to clean!

I wish it were 4 hours earlier, so I could get more sleep tonight.

Granted, but you can't get to sleep for six more hours.

I wish I had the finances to travel anywhere I want in the world.

You win 10 million in the national lottery, but you put the ticket in a safe place where you won't forget it or lose it, but then you forget where you put it and can't ever collect the money won.


I wish hell would freeze over, so Steve Perry's new album would be released.

[G.I.Jim]

Granted, but your dog licked them clean.

I wish my husband would finally clean the garage.

Granted, but he mixes the wrong chemicals when cleaning it, and starts a chemical reaction that burns your house down...leaving him nothing left to clean!

I wish it were 4 hours earlier, so I could get more sleep tonight.

Granted, but you can't get to sleep for six more hours.

I wish I had the finances to travel anywhere I want in the world.

You win 10 million in the national lottery, but you put the ticket in a safe place where you won't forget it or lose it, but then you forget where you put it and can't ever collect the money won.


I wish hell would freeze over, so Steve Perry's new album would be released.

Granted, but once you finally get your hands on it, you pop it in the cd player and the player's frozen and won't work. Everyone looses power because the powerlines are all out, leaving you with nothing but a brand new drink coaster!

I wish it were Friday.

[lights1961]

Granted, but your dog licked them clean.

I wish my husband would finally clean the garage.

Granted, but he mixes the wrong chemicals when cleaning it, and starts a chemical reaction that burns your house down...leaving him nothing left to clean!

I wish it were 4 hours earlier, so I could get more sleep tonight.

Granted, but you can't get to sleep for six more hours.

I wish I had the finances to travel anywhere I want in the world.

You win 10 million in the national lottery, but you put the ticket in a safe place where you won't forget it or lose it, but then you forget where you put it and can't ever collect the money won.


I wish hell would freeze over, so Steve Perry's new album would be released.

Granted, but once you finally get your hands on it, you pop it in the cd player and the player's frozen and won't work. Everyone looses power because the powerlines are all out, leaving you with nothing but a brand new drink coaster!

I wish it were Friday.

granted, but then it is FRIDAY the 13th and your in Jasons crystal lake state park.


I wish it were sunny instead of this rain/snow mix we are getting this morning.

[G.I.Jim]

I wish it were sunny instead of this rain/snow mix we are getting this morning.[/quote]

Granted, but you're now in the middle of Iraq during the hot season (135 F) with a 60 pound ruck sack, flack vest, an M16, sleeping mat, and you're stuck eating MRE's while getting shot at by terrorists! I'm sorry, I mean insurgents...they aren't terrorists anymore!

I wish Deano would get his ass back in here, and quit being a sour puss!

[SP Fan in Oregon]

I wish it were sunny instead of this rain/snow mix we are getting this morning.

Granted, but you're now in the middle of Iraq during the hot season (135 F) with a 60 pound ruck sack, flack vest, an M16, sleeping mat, and you're stuck eating MRE's while getting shot at by terrorists! I'm sorry, I mean insurgents...they aren't terrorists anymore!

I wish Deano would get his ass back in here, and quit being a sour puss! [/quote]

Granted, Geez, we must have had the same nightmare............... life on MR without Deano, but
then we would have to deal with the truth.

I wish Deano would get his ass back in here and also.

[G.I.Jim]

I wish it were sunny instead of this rain/snow mix we are getting this morning.

Granted, but you're now in the middle of Iraq during the hot season (135 F) with a 60 pound ruck sack, flack vest, an M16, sleeping mat, and you're stuck eating MRE's while getting shot at by terrorists! I'm sorry, I mean insurgents...they aren't terrorists anymore!

I wish Deano would get his ass back in here, and quit being a sour puss!

Granted, Geez, we must have had the same nightmare............... life on MR without Deano, but
then we would have to deal with the truth.

I wish Deano would get his ass back in here and also. [/quote]

You're not paying attention! It'd go something like this "Granted, but Deano comes back, pisses Andrew off so bad that he permanently closes Melodicrock.com!

Than I'd say something like I like to look at cans or something!

[SP Fan in Oregon]

I wish it were sunny instead of this rain/snow mix we are getting this morning.

Granted, but you're now in the middle of Iraq during the hot season (135 F) with a 60 pound ruck sack, flack vest, an M16, sleeping mat, and you're stuck eating MRE's while getting shot at by terrorists! I'm sorry, I mean insurgents...they aren't terrorists anymore!

I wish Deano would get his ass back in here, and quit being a sour puss!

Granted, Geez, we must have had the same nightmare............... life on MR without Deano, but
then we would have to deal with the truth.

I wish Deano would get his ass back in here and also.

You're not paying attention! It'd go something like this "Granted, but Deano comes back, pisses Andrew off so bad that he permanently closes Melodicrock.com!

Than I'd say something like I like to look at cans or something! [/quote]

NOT GRANTED....... Aren't you married............? You can't look at others cans when you're married. Sorry.........

Back to Deano.......... Wish he'd send me a PM.

[Peartree12249]

Granted, but the cans you'd be looking at are garbage cans which you'll be emptying in 100 degree 90% humidity weather.

I wish I knew then what I know now.

[G.I.Jim]

I wish it were sunny instead of this rain/snow mix we are getting this morning.

Granted, but you're now in the middle of Iraq during the hot season (135 F) with a 60 pound ruck sack, flack vest, an M16, sleeping mat, and you're stuck eating MRE's while getting shot at by terrorists! I'm sorry, I mean insurgents...they aren't terrorists anymore!

I wish Deano would get his ass back in here, and quit being a sour puss!

Granted, Geez, we must have had the same nightmare............... life on MR without Deano, but
then we would have to deal with the truth.

I wish Deano would get his ass back in here and also.

You're not paying attention! It'd go something like this "Granted, but Deano comes back, pisses Andrew off so bad that he permanently closes Melodicrock.com!

Than I'd say something like I like to look at cans or something!

NOT GRANTED....... Aren't you married............? You can't look at others cans when you're married. Sorry.........

Back to Deano.......... Wish he'd send me a PM. [/quote]

Damn...SOMEONE woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! Did someone shit in your Cornflakes today? And yes...I'm happily married for 14 years now!

now that that's cleared up...will someone grant my damn wish!

[SP Fan in Oregon]

I wish it were sunny instead of this rain/snow mix we are getting this morning.

Granted, but you're now in the middle of Iraq during the hot season (135 F) with a 60 pound ruck sack, flack vest, an M16, sleeping mat, and you're stuck eating MRE's while getting shot at by terrorists! I'm sorry, I mean insurgents...they aren't terrorists anymore!

I wish Deano would get his ass back in here, and quit being a sour puss!

Granted, Geez, we must have had the same nightmare............... life on MR without Deano, but
then we would have to deal with the truth.

I wish Deano would get his ass back in here and also.

You're not paying attention! It'd go something like this "Granted, but Deano comes back, pisses Andrew off so bad that he permanently closes Melodicrock.com!

Than I'd say something like I like to look at cans or something!

NOT GRANTED....... Aren't you married............? You can't look at others cans when you're married. Sorry.........

Back to Deano.......... Wish he'd send me a PM.

Damn...SOMEONE woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! Did someone shit in your Cornflakes today? And yes...I'm happily married for 14 years now!

now that that's cleared up...will someone grant my damn wish! [/quote]

Granted, if the Universe knew what your wish was???

I wish Andrew would fix the Quote function on this MR thread.......

[G.I.Jim]

Granted, but now you and G.I. Jim can't post in this thread anymore.

I wish people would quit quoting multiple quotes/posts at one time in this thread.[/quote]

Granted, but your wish un-did the last wish!

[artist4perry]

Granted, but now you and G.I. Jim can't post in this thread anymore.

I wish people would quit quoting multiple quotes/posts at one time in this thread.

Granted, but now they are misquoting everything you say.

I wish LLL would get to leave the Bingo Parlor on Deano's MR Island. The odor of her piss is getting too strong!

[G.I.Jim]

Granted, but now you and G.I. Jim can't post in this thread anymore.

I wish people would quit quoting multiple quotes/posts at one time in this thread.

Granted, but now they are misquoting everything you say.

I wish LLL would get to leave the Bingo Parlor on Deano's MR Island. The odor of her piss is getting too strong!

Hey...I forgot all about the island...am I still alive on there, or did I get thrown to the sharks?

[artist4perry]

Granted, but now you and G.I. Jim can't post in this thread anymore.

I wish people would quit quoting multiple quotes/posts at one time in this thread.

Granted, but now they are misquoting everything you say.

I wish LLL would get to leave the Bingo Parlor on Deano's MR Island. The odor of her piss is getting too strong!

Hey...I forgot all about the island...am I still alive on there, or did I get thrown to the sharks?

Your fishbait buddy........we fished what was left of you out, now your gone from the waist down....bummer.........but at least you have good health......what is left........

[G.I.Jim]

Granted, but now you and G.I. Jim can't post in this thread anymore.

I wish people would quit quoting multiple quotes/posts at one time in this thread.

Granted, but now they are misquoting everything you say.

I wish LLL would get to leave the Bingo Parlor on Deano's MR Island. The odor of her piss is getting too strong!

Hey...I forgot all about the island...am I still alive on there, or did I get thrown to the sharks?

Your fishbait buddy........we fished what was left of you out, now your gone from the waist down....bummer.........but at least you have good health......what is left........

You took away the best part of me..........................................my feet? Oh well, saves money on shoes.

[artist4perry]

Granted, but now they are misquoting everything you say.

I wish LLL would get to leave the Bingo Parlor on Deano's MR Island. The odor of her piss is getting too strong!

Granted, I get moved up to the casino when they discover the smelly piss is really coming from you.

I wish we knew what happened to G.I. Jim on the island.

See above thread.....

I wish LLL was not so much in a state of denial about her "problem".....................P.S. I moved out of the Bingo Parlor long ago........now communing in a treehouse/artstudio.