Worst damn nut-shot EVER!!!!!!!

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:29 am

Here's your funny for the day...worst nutshot ever! :shock:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80601996/

by **bluejeangirl76** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:33 am

G.I.Jim wrote:...worst nutshot ever!

Why isn't THAT the topic title? :lol:

by **KenTheDude** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:35 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:...worst nutshot ever!

Why isn't THAT the topic title?

Because Andrew would exceed his bandwidth limit.

by **Jubilee** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:36 am

I have got to learn to mind my own business. This was addressed to A4P, and I should have left it alone... :shock:

by **artist4perry** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:39 am

No Jubilee, join in! GI thank you.......... Miss your goofy videos! You always keep me laughing. What was he trying to walk on anyway?

by **bluejeangirl76** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:41 am

artist4perry wrote:What was he trying to walk on anyway?

Does it matter? :lol:

He got blasted in the stones and that was freakin' funny. That's all that counts. :twisted:

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:43 am

artist4perry wrote:No Jubilee, join in! GI thank you.......... Miss your goofy videos! You always keep me laughing. What was he trying to walk on anyway?

Apparently he was balancing on a nut-slingshot, and it didn't work out too well for him. :lol:

I can't imagine the pain that poor guy went through. :shock:

by **KenTheDude** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:44 am

Yeah, that was funny but hardly the worst nut shot ever. I think slipping off your bicycle seat and jamming the ole' twig & berries on that fookin' bar has got to hurt much worse than that.

I've never understood why boy's bikes have the nut cracker bar and girl's bikes don't. Should be the other way around.

by **Ehwmatt** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:45 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEtk_WENKZA

by **artist4perry** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:45 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:What was he trying to walk on anyway?

Does it matter?
He got blasted in the stones and that was freakin' funny. That's all that counts.

Why do men do such stupid stuff? I mean, do some guys just have a stupid gene or what? Here is one for you GI. Rednecks having too much fun.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leRaYcnyDZ0

by **bluejeangirl76** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:46 am

artist4perry wrote:I mean, do some guys just have a stupid gene or what?

Some?

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:47 am

KenTheDude wrote:Yeah, that was funny but hardly the worst nut shot ever. I think slipping off your bicycle seat and jamming the ole' twig & berries on that fookin' bar has got to hurt much worse than that.

I've never understood why boy's bikes have the nut cracker bar and girl's bikes don't. Should be the other way around.

Dude...I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard over a few words, then I did just now! :lol:

If I would have been taking a drink of something just now, I'd be buying myself a new computer. :lol:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:52 am

KenTheDude wrote:Yeah, that was funny but hardly the worst nut shot ever. I think slipping off your bicycle seat and jamming the ole' twig & berries on that fookin' bar has got to hurt much worse than that.

Yeah, but with the guy in the video, that rope snapped up... fast... I think this one is a velocity factor. Probably hurt more than crushing the boys on a bike bar.

KenTheDude wrote:I've never understood why boy's bikes have the nut cracker bar and girl's bikes don't. Should be the other way around.

Uh... no it shouldn't! Believe me, that one hurts us, too.
NO bike should have a bar in that position.

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:54 am

Alright Ken, try this nutshot on for size...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80585733/

by **artist4perry** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:54 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:Yeah, that was funny but hardly the worst nut shot ever. I think slipping off your bicycle seat and jamming the ole' twig & berries on that fookin' bar has got to hurt much worse than that.

Yeah, but with the guy in the video, that rope snapped up... fast... I think this one is a velocity factor. Probably hurt more than crushing the boys on a bike bar.

KenTheDude wrote:I've never understood why boy's bikes have the nut cracker bar and girl's bikes don't. Should be the other way around.

Uh... no it shouldn't! Believe me, that one hurts us, too.
NO bike should have a bar in that position.

I agree, the bar should be banned! I rode a boys bike before and got nailed between the slats, trust me boys it hurts us too! Who designed that stupid thing anyway? :evil:

by **KenTheDude** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:57 am

G.I.Jim wrote:Alright Ken, try this nutshot on for size...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80585733/

Ouch!

That poor bastard's kids are gonna be born dizzy.

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:57 am

Okay....

I say again... :shock:

We have a new contender! :lol:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80544688/

by **bluejeangirl76** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:59 am

G.I.Jim wrote:Alright Ken, try this nutshot on for size...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80585733/

Ok, I am sorry... but if you're a guy and you are doing things like THAT, you absolutely deserve getting whacked in the nuts. Here's a tip... quit doing dumb shit that puts your boys in the line of fire!

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:03 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:Alright Ken, try this nutshot on for size...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80585733/

Ok, I am sorry... but if you're a guy and you are doing things like THAT, you absolutely deserve getting whacked in the nuts. Here's a tip... quit doing dumb shit that puts your boys in the line of fire!

Ever notice that it's always young white kids doing this kinda crap? It's like "Well, I have this thing that has wheels, I have a video camera...what's the worst thing that could happen?" :lol:

by **artist4perry** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:03 am

G.I.Jim wrote:Okay.... I say again... We have a new contender!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80544688/

Momma always says..........Stupid is as stupid does. :lol:

by **KenTheDude** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:05 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:Yeah, that was funny but hardly the worst nut shot ever. I think slipping off your bicycle seat and jamming the ole' twig & berries on that fookin' bar has got to hurt much worse than that.

Yeah, but with the guy in the video, that rope snapped up... fast... I think this one is a velocity factor. Probably hurt more than crushing the boys on a bike bar.

KenTheDude wrote:I've never understood why boy's bikes have the nut cracker bar and girl's bikes don't. Should be the other way around.

Uh... no it shouldn't! Believe me, that one hurts us, too.
NO bike should have a bar in that position.

Someone could start a bike-bar-ban petition.

by **artist4perry** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:07 am

KenTheDude wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:Yeah, that was funny but hardly the worst nut shot ever. I think slipping off your bicycle seat and jamming the ole' twig & berries on that fookin' bar has got to hurt much worse than that.

Yeah, but with the guy in the video, that rope snapped up... fast... I think this one is a velocity factor. Probably hurt more than crushing the boys on a bike bar.

KenTheDude wrote:I've never understood why boy's bikes have the nut cracker bar and girl's bikes don't. Should be the other way around.

Uh... no it shouldn't! Believe me, that one hurts us, too.
NO bike should have a bar in that position.

Someone could start a bike-bar-ban petition.

I'll sign it! No wonder so many kids are messed up today, part of their DNA bent in early stages! LOL! :lol:

So, GI, did your dad ride bikes much? :wink:

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:10 am

artist4perry wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:Yeah, that was funny but hardly the worst nut shot ever. I think slipping off your bicycle seat and jamming the ole' twig & berries on that fookin' bar has got to hurt much worse than that.

Yeah, but with the guy in the video, that rope snapped up... fast... I think this one is a velocity factor. Probably hurt more than crushing the boys on a bike bar.

KenTheDude wrote:I've never understood why boy's bikes have the nut cracker bar and girl's bikes don't. Should be the other way around.

Uh... no it shouldn't! Believe me, that one hurts us, too.
NO bike should have a bar in that position.

Someone could start a bike-bar-ban petition.

I'll sign it! No wonder so many kids are messed up today, part of their DNA bent in early stages! LOL!

So, GI, did your dad ride bikes much?

I don't know...the only stories he ever told me were about all of his trips to your house!

by **artist4perry** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:25 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:Yeah, that was funny but hardly the worst nut shot ever. I think slipping off your bicycle seat and jamming the ole' twig & berries on that fookin' bar has got to hurt much worse than that.

Yeah, but with the guy in the video, that rope snapped up... fast... I think this one is a velocity factor. Probably hurt more than crushing the boys on a bike bar.

KenTheDude wrote:I've never understood why boy's bikes have the nut cracker bar and girl's bikes don't. Should be the other way around.

Uh... no it shouldn't! Believe me, that one hurts us, too.
NO bike should have a bar in that position.

Someone could start a bike-bar-ban petition.

I'll sign it! No wonder so many kids are messed up today, part of their DNA bent in early stages! LOL!

So, GI, did your dad ride bikes much?

I don't know...the only stories he ever told me were about all of his trips to your house!

Sugar, I was not even born then. :wink:

Maybe my dad rode a bike like that........LOL! Would explain my artwork! :wink:

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:27 am

artist4perry wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:Yeah, that was funny but hardly the worst nut shot ever. I think slipping off your bicycle seat and jamming the ole' twig & berries on that fookin' bar has got to hurt much worse than that.

Yeah, but with the guy in the video, that rope snapped up... fast... I think this one is a velocity factor. Probably hurt more than crushing the boys on a bike bar.

KenTheDude wrote:I've never understood why boy's bikes have the nut cracker bar and girl's bikes don't. Should be the other way around.

Uh... no it shouldn't! Believe me, that one hurts us, too.
NO bike should have a bar in that position.

Someone could start a bike-bar-ban petition.

I'll sign it! No wonder so many kids are messed up today, part of their DNA bent in early stages! LOL!

So, GI, did your dad ride bikes much?

I don't know...the only stories he ever told me were about all of his trips to your house!

Sugar, I was not even born then.

Maybe my dad rode a bike like that........LOL! Would explain my artwork!

I hope you know that was a joke...just getting you back! :wink:

Your artwork is very different from the norm, but I love it!

by **artist4perry** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:29 am

G.I.Jim wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:Yeah, that was funny but hardly the worst nut shot ever. I think slipping off your bicycle seat and jamming the ole' twig & berries on that fookin' bar has got to hurt much worse than that.

Yeah, but with the guy in the video, that rope snapped up... fast... I think this one is a velocity factor. Probably hurt more than crushing the boys on a bike bar.

KenTheDude wrote:I've never understood why boy's bikes have the nut cracker bar and girl's bikes don't. Should be the other way around.

Uh... no it shouldn't! Believe me, that one hurts us, too.
NO bike should have a bar in that position.

Someone could start a bike-bar-ban petition.

I'll sign it! No wonder so many kids are messed up today, part of their DNA bent in early stages! LOL!

So, GI, did your dad ride bikes much?

I don't know...the only stories he ever told me were about all of his trips to your house!

Sugar, I was not even born then.

Maybe my dad rode a bike like that........LOL! Would explain my artwork!

I hope you know that was a joke...just getting you back! Your artwork is very different from the norm, but I love it!

I know you were joking, and love that about you.

Thanks for what you said about the artwork, music and art are very hard to make it big in. So I will keep my fingers crossed for you, hope all goes great!

by **G.I.Jim** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:41 am

I know you were joking, and love that about you.

Thanks for what you said about the artwork, music and art are very hard to make it big in. So I will keep my fingers crossed for you, hope all goes great!

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Thanks. We probably need all the luck we can get! :lol:

If all goes south, and no labels are interested...at least we'll have an album that we like and are proud of. It's been a fun collaberation. I'll pay for our studio time myself if I have to, but this album WILL get recorded...and soon! :wink:

by **Arianddu** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:16 am

artist4perry wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:Yeah, that was funny but hardly the worst nut shot ever. I think slipping off your bicycle seat and jamming the ole' twig & berries on that fookin' bar has got to hurt much worse than that.

Yeah, but with the guy in the video, that rope snapped up... fast... I think this one is a velocity factor. Probably hurt more than crushing the boys on a bike bar.

KenTheDude wrote:I've never understood why boy's bikes have the nut cracker bar and girl's bikes don't. Should be the other way around.

Uh... no it shouldn't! Believe me, that one hurts us, too.
NO bike should have a bar in that position.

I agree, the bar should be banned! I rode a boys bike before and got nailed between the slats, trust me boys it hurts us too! Who designed that stupid thing anyway?

I never understood why men ride horses astride and women (used to) ride side-saddle. The other way around makes much more sense to me

by **Blueskies** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:35 am

Arianddu wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:Yeah, that was funny but hardly the worst nut shot ever. I think slipping off your bicycle seat and jamming the ole' twig & berries on that fookin' bar has got to hurt much worse than that.

Yeah, but with the guy in the video, that rope snapped up... fast... I think this one is a velocity factor. Probably hurt more than crushing the boys on a bike bar.

KenTheDude wrote:I've never understood why boy's bikes have the nut cracker bar and girl's bikes don't. Should be the other way around.

Uh... no it shouldn't! Believe me, that one hurts us, too.
NO bike should have a bar in that position.

I agree, the bar should be banned! I rode a boys bike before and got nailed between the slats, trust me boys it hurts us too! Who designed that stupid thing anyway?

I never understood why men ride horses astride and women (used to) ride side-saddle. The other way around makes much more sense to me

Riding a horse side saddle was never practical for either sex..but women wore dresses all the time...hard to sit astride in a dress..that and because it was considered unlady-like for women to sit with legs open...still is when sitting...particularly in a dress. Good thing women finally were able to start wearing pants...especially for horse back riding.

by **Arianddu** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 10:00 am

Blueskies wrote:
Arianddu wrote:I never understood why men ride horses astride and women (used to) ride side-saddle. The other way around makes much more sense to me
Riding a horse side saddle was never practical for either sex..but women wore dresses all the time...hard to sit astride in a dress..that and because it was considered unlady-like for women to sit with legs open...still is when sitting...particularly in a dress. Good thing women finally were able to start wearing pants...especially for horse back riding.

I didn't really need a history lesson; I did know all that already. It was meant to be light-hearted humour :roll:

MR

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