Perry Really Loves Baseball Another Sighting

[artist4perry]

[KDOUBLEU]

WOW Perry went outside again...

He has time to go to Baseball games and record music. He must go outside sometimes he always looks tan or maybe he just fake bakes.

[YoungJRNY]

YES!

[MBPL]

I also know that he has been recording in a hidden out studio in the south.

Don't take this personally, I'm just using this as an example...

Do you mean south as in THE south or southern california? Because if I do recall a certain arrogant blowhard's been spewing this for months:

Just a long time, family trusted friend of my sister, who works in studios in California.

Neither are correct.

I am told through my cat's veterinarian's dominatrix's brother that Perry is recording his new material (by which I mean a CD of Ocean sounds to fall asleep to) on a houseboat in Bali. And I know this for a FACT. A FACT!! Veterinarians don't lie.

You know, I really should not be mouthing off about this because ever since I started those Perry videos I have had nothing but confusion and trouble, except from you good people and Perry’s fans, of course. Anyway, as of late some very good news has come my way and I have to share.

Okay, turns out, and ya’ll ain’t heard this from me, but it turns out, my cousin Hattie’s daddy’s brother’s sister’s people on my half sister’s mother side told her father’s ex-baskeball coach’s best friend’s baby daddy who stands on the street corner everyday but Sunday, that Steve Perry, better known as the Elusive singing Pear Tree, was in fact hanging out in a recording studio. He not only plans to release an album, but Perry, as it turns out, loves my videos and promises to finish recording here in the Bay Area AND shoot a video with me! Yeap, persistence pays off. I am one lucky bitch. Hope I did not make anyone jealous.

[Jana]

I also know that he has been recording in a hidden out studio in the south.

Don't take this personally, I'm just using this as an example...

Do you mean south as in THE south or southern california? Because if I do recall a certain arrogant blowhard's been spewing this for months:

Just a long time, family trusted friend of my sister, who works in studios in California.

Neither are correct.

I am told through my cat's veterinarian's dominatrix's brother that Perry is recording his new material (by which I mean a CD of Ocean sounds to fall asleep to) on a houseboat in Bali. And I know this for a FACT. A FACT!! Veterinarians don't lie.

You know, I really should not be mouthing off about this because ever since I started those Perry videos I have had nothing but confusion and trouble, except from you good people and Perry’s fans, of course. Anyway, as of late some very good news has come my way and I have to share.

Okay, turns out, and ya’ll ain’t heard this from me, but it turns out, my cousin Hattie’s daddy’s brother’s sister’s people on my half sister’s mother side told her father’s ex-baskeball coach’s best friend’s baby daddy who stands on the street corner everyday but Sunday, that Steve Perry, better known as the Elusive singing Pear Tree, was in fact hanging out in a recording studio. He not only plans to release an album, but Perry, as it turns out, loves my videos and promises to finish recording here in the Bay Area AND shoot a video with me! Yeap, persistence pays off. I am one lucky bitch. Hope I did not make anyone [b]jealous.[/b]

Just Splashy. He likes to be the only one with top-secret information.

[Don]

I heard that SP throws like a girl.

[bluejeangirl76]

I heard that SP throws like a girl.

Why do you think they never ask him to throw out the 1st pitch.

[RossValoryRocks]

I heard that SP throws like a girl.

Why do you think they never ask him to throw out the 1st pitch.

Probably because he is a Giants fan...at a Dodger game! LOL

[WiseOldTabbyCat]

Man, the way people go on about Steve Perry sightings reminds me of the UFO scares we have been having here in the UK over the past months...

[perryswoman]

Well if he is in the deep south I want to know as I am in SC which is as deep as it gets!! Maybe he is at Jim's house. Jim
lives about 10 minutes from me so maybe I should go stalk his house!! LOL

[Jubilee]

Well if he is in the deep south I want to know as I am in SC which is as deep as it gets!! Maybe he is at Jim's house. Jim
lives about 10 minutes from me so maybe I should go stalk his house!! LOL

We still haven't gotten a clarification on this "south" thing. Could be south as in Memphis or Muscle Shoals, AL, or could be south as in El Centro, CA.

[Rhiannon]

Well if he is in the deep south I want to know as I am in SC which is as deep as it gets!! Maybe he is at Jim's house. Jim
lives about 10 minutes from me so maybe I should go stalk his house!! LOL

We still haven't gotten a clarification on this "south" thing. Could be south as in Memphis or Muscle Shoals, AL, or could be south as in El Centro, CA.

Or south as in Antarctica.

[Peartree12249]

Well if he is in the deep south I want to know as I am in SC which is as deep as it gets!! Maybe he is at Jim's house. Jim
lives about 10 minutes from me so maybe I should go stalk his house!! LOL

We still haven't gotten a clarification on this "south" thing. Could be south as in Memphis or Muscle Shoals, AL, or could be south as in El Centro, CA.

Or Nashville. Isn't that what everyone does when their career goes into the crapper... record a country album?

[artist4perry]

Recording down south? You mean I could be walking down the street and see Mr. Everlovin Steve Perry? Well shut my mouth and pass some rubarb pie!

[cyndy!]

I also know that he has been recording in a hidden out studio in the south.

Don't take this personally, I'm just using this as an example...

Do you mean south as in THE south or southern california? Because if I do recall a certain arrogant blowhard's been spewing this for months:

Just a long time, family trusted friend of my sister, who works in studios in California.

Neither are correct.

I am told through my cat's veterinarian's dominatrix's brother that Perry is recording his new material (by which I mean a CD of Ocean sounds to fall asleep to) on a houseboat in Bali. And I know this for a FACT. A FACT!! Veterinarians don't lie.

how do we know you have a cat? there's never been a sighting of your "cat."

[walkslikealady]

South Detroit?

[Since 78]

South Detroit?

Good one!!

[Suzanne]

Jumotrons.

Is that a type of sushi?

Why? Why must you? Every dang time.

I would have more sympathy on you if I didn't already know that you watch your hands as you type.

Egads, you mean I'm not the only one?

Guilty.

[G.I.Jim]

WOW Perry went outside again...

And...I heard he likes burritos and french fries! OMFG!!!

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

Man, the way people go on about Steve Perry sightings reminds me of the UFO scares we have been having here in the UK over the past months...

and indeed it should remind you. -- THAT IS PERRY IN THE STOLEN ESCAPE ship I think I posted this news article in a thread several months ago

--LONGBEACH CALIF, SAN FRANCISCO, - JAN 12 2009 [/u][/u]
Space dudes at the 213 th meeting of the American Astronomical Society in Longbeach last week held a session to discuss rather strange and loud cosmic noises detected coming from outerspace. These sounds were detected by a balloon bourne instrument called ARCADE launched by Goddard SpaceCenter. A full description of the discovery by the space dudes is found at the space.com website

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/0 ... noise.html

Whilst the Space Dudes were clueless as to the cause of this cosmic noise, several hundered Perry Supporters claim they have an explanation-its the sound of a new Perry album being released in another galaxy.

Just last Wednesday night, San Fransisco police noted a complaint from Journey leadguitarist Neal Schon . Schon reported that the kitchen window to the Schon estate had been broken and a set of keys had been stolen. Looking out into his backyard wooden shed, Schon realised that door had been jimmied open with a crowbar, and the ESCAPE spaceship (the same one on the 1981 album cover) had been stolen.

Schon claims it was Perry who stole it. "Its simple. We had the keys disguised as keys to a shitty old Ford 1977 Pinto Station Wagon . Only Perry and I knew this. We thought who else would want a shitty old rusted out Ford Pinto, depite the fact that Pintos had them sexy looking fake wood panels on them back in those days." Schon also pointed out that the shed had been spraypainted with a slogan "Shes Mine" perhaps another clue.

It has been suggested that the vehicle was stolen to facilitate the production of a new Perry album far away from the pying eyes of EBL's (earth based loons). It is pretty clear Perry would have had to have session musicians with him on board as the ships transporter room only gets powered when the keys to an old disused Gregg Rollie organ are played. Furthermore, back up vocalists are usually employed to allow the doors on the ESCAPE pod to make a schwooshing sound (resembling the sound of the doors on the USS Enterprise).

Steve Smith, ex drummer of the band, was a little more skeptical. Look, we used to take that thing out all the time flying over 7-11's beeming up grape slurpees , crazy rock chicks from the parking lots, and boxes of Hostess cupcakes. Steve just wanted to relive the glory days abit. Steves probably got a little purple mustache and beard right now, has eaten six boxes of cupcakes, and is moaning that the girls in the 7-11 parking lot dont look as good as they used to. I just hope he's careful. Police in Kansas, Missouri, Illinois, and Nebraska are still on the lookout for the vehicle. "

Basically, there has been little official follow up reporting from the press since this article hit, but its clear that Perry is flying over England at the moment in the ESCAPE pod. Last night I googled again, and I found this on the AP Newswires last night ...

EX JOURNEY FRONT MAN HITS JOLLY OLD ENGLAND
"April 16 2009

A somewhat crazy investigative Rock n roll reporter who spends his life investigating burning questions like "Why the Who weren't named HUH? " and "What did Daddy do with the T-bird that he took away in that Beach boys song" , spotted Perry thumbing through Roger Tory Peterson's Field Guide to the Birds of Britain and a local San Fransisco B Dalton Book store. "Perry was heard to shout- Halle loo yah !! It says that LOONS are not native to Britain. "I gotta leave this town before its TOO LATE , TOO LATE to make a change"

It is rumoured that Perry has taken the Escape ship to Avon and Somerset (SW England).
Perry has reportedly told a friend "Its not quite San Fransisco, but they got a TWO Big ass Bridges here (presumably the Severn and Clifton Suspension)- theyre just not orange. Perry is now hovering over England in the Escape ship, gathering amusement from Bristol's young ladies, all of whom are usually drunk , half naked , and lying passed out on the sidewalk every Friday and Saturday by 10 pm. Perry apparently intends to entitle his album "Street Slur" and feature photographs of this revelry on the album cover. If that s true the album cover , will be soooo... much more wierd and eerie than the Led Zepplin houses of holy cover.

Perry is also enjoying Britians most cherished national dish Chicken Vindaloo and on a daily basis, and the Escape pod has been seen beeming up large quantities of PIMS and Boddingtons Bitter from local off licences.

[MrsPerry]

Steve, We need you.

[WiseOldTabbyCat]

Man, the way people go on about Steve Perry sightings reminds me of the UFO scares we have been having here in the UK over the past months...

and indeed it should remind you. -- THAT IS PERRY IN THE STOLEN ESCAPE ship I think I posted this news article in a thread several months ago

--LONGBEACH CALIF, SAN FRANCISCO, - JAN 12 2009 [/u][/u]
Space dudes at the 213 th meeting of the American Astronomical Society in Longbeach last week held a session to discuss rather strange and loud cosmic noises detected coming from outerspace. These sounds were detected by a balloon bourne instrument called ARCADE launched by Goddard SpaceCenter. A full description of the discovery by the space dudes is found at the space.com website

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/0 ... noise.html

Whilst the Space Dudes were clueless as to the cause of this cosmic noise, several hundered Perry Supporters claim they have an explanation-its the sound of a new Perry album being released in another galaxy.

Just last Wednesday night, San Fransisco police noted a complaint from Journey leadguitarist Neal Schon . Schon reported that the kitchen window to the Schon estate had been broken and a set of keys had been stolen. Looking out into his backyard wooden shed, Schon realised that door had been jimmied open with a crowbar, and the ESCAPE spaceship (the same one on the 1981 album cover) had been stolen.

Schon claims it was Perry who stole it. "Its simple. We had the keys disguised as keys to a shitty old Ford 1977 Pinto Station Wagon . Only Perry and I knew this. We thought who else would want a shitty old rusted out Ford Pinto, depite the fact that Pintos had them sexy looking fake wood panels on them back in those days." Schon also pointed out that the shed had been spraypainted with a slogan "Shes Mine" perhaps another clue.

It has been suggested that the vehicle was stolen to facilitate the production of a new Perry album far away from the pying eyes of EBL's (earth based loons). It is pretty clear Perry would have had to have session musicians with him on board as the ships transporter room only gets powered when the keys to an old disused Gregg Rollie organ are played. Furthermore, back up vocalists are usually employed to allow the doors on the ESCAPE pod to make a schwooshing sound (resembling the sound of the doors on the USS Enterprise).

Steve Smith, ex drummer of the band, was a little more skeptical. Look, we used to take that thing out all the time flying over 7-11's beeming up grape slurpees , crazy rock chicks from the parking lots, and boxes of Hostess cupcakes. Steve just wanted to relive the glory days abit. Steves probably got a little purple mustache and beard right now, has eaten six boxes of cupcakes, and is moaning that the girls in the 7-11 parking lot dont look as good as they used to. I just hope he's careful. Police in Kansas, Missouri, Illinois, and Nebraska are still on the lookout for the vehicle. "

Basically, there has been little official follow up reporting from the press since this article hit, but its clear that Perry is flying over England at the moment in the ESCAPE pod. Last night I googled again, and I found this on the AP Newswires last night ...

EX JOURNEY FRONT MAN HITS JOLLY OLD ENGLAND
"April 16 2009

A somewhat crazy investigative Rock n roll reporter who spends his life investigating burning questions like "Why the Who weren't named HUH? " and "What did Daddy do with the T-bird that he took away in that Beach boys song" , spotted Perry thumbing through Roger Tory Peterson's Field Guide to the Birds of Britain and a local San Fransisco B Dalton Book store. "Perry was heard to shout- Halle loo yah !! It says that LOONS are not native to Britain. "I gotta leave this town before its TOO LATE , TOO LATE to make a change"

It is rumoured that Perry has taken the Escape ship to Avon and Somerset (SW England).
Perry has reportedly told a friend "Its not quite San Fransisco, but they got a TWO Big ass Bridges here (presumably the Severn and Clifton Suspension)- theyre just not orange. Perry is now hovering over England in the Escape ship, gathering amusement from Bristol's young ladies, all of whom are usually drunk , half naked , and lying passed out on the sidewalk every Friday and Saturday by 10 pm. Perry apparently intends to entitle his album "Street Slur" and feature photographs of this revelry on the album cover. If that s true the album cover , will be soooo... much more wierd and eerie than the Led Zepplin houses of holy cover.

Perry is also enjoying Britians most cherished national dish Chicken Vindaloo and on a daily basis, and the Escape pod has been seen beeming up large quantities of PIMS and Boddingtons Bitter from local off licences.

This is the most epic thing I have seen posted on this forum so far...

[annie89509]

Seems that Perry was at another ball game at Dodger Stadium.... Read on.

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2009/04/16/postgame-notes-dodgers-pick-on-renteria-cain-stats-la-pitching-shines-journey-time/

Man, I hate those Dodgers. Good, he's still a Giants fan .

[Ftloperry]

IT'S A SIGN!! HIS NEW ALBUM WILL BE TITLED "RALLY MONKEY" AND WILL COME OUT IN NOVEMBER JUST AFTER THE WORLD SERIES ENDS!!

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!! DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!!

Yeah the new album will be titled "The Rally Monkey Is BACK!" and it will be sold only at the World Series Games at Pack Bell Park if the Giants are in the World Series.

[Jubilee]

IT'S A SIGN!! HIS NEW ALBUM WILL BE TITLED "RALLY MONKEY" AND WILL COME OUT IN NOVEMBER JUST AFTER THE WORLD SERIES ENDS!!

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!! DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'!!

Yeah the new album will be titled "The Rally Monkey Is BACK!" and it will be sold only at the World Series Games at Pack Bell Park if the Giants are in the World Series.

....so does this mean that there is a possibility that somebody somewhere has seen or heard SMFP singing a rousing chorus of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"? and when can we expect to see it on YouTube??...just askin'