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Postby walkslikealady » Wed Apr 22, 2009 6:58 am

Granted...you just received a new Tonka toy truck.

Wish my feet didn't hurt!
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Postby la michelona » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:06 am

walkslikealady wrote:Granted...you just received a new Tonka toy truck.

Wish my feet didn't hurt!


Granted, but now you're footless. I still wish I could travel around the world.
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Postby walkslikealady » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:32 am

Granted! You can now travel around the world but only in a old bi-plane with no heat or air conditioning.

I wish someone would bring me dinner tomorrow.
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Postby KenTheDude » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:34 am

walkslikealady wrote:Granted! You can now travel around the world but only in a old bi-plane with no heat or air conditioning.

I wish someone would bring me dinner tomorrow.


Granted, the hospital always serves dinner. :P :wink:

I wish I had a new REAL truck.
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Postby artist4perry » Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:34 am

walkslikealady wrote:Granted! You can now travel around the world but only in a old bi-plane with no heat or air conditioning.

I wish someone would bring me dinner tomorrow.


Granted but it is rancid, and from a dumpster.

I wish I was good at fixing things.
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Postby Arianddu » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:49 pm

KenTheDude wrote:
walkslikealady wrote:Granted! You can now travel around the world but only in a old bi-plane with no heat or air conditioning.

I wish someone would bring me dinner tomorrow.


Granted, the hospital always serves dinner. :P :wink:

I wish I had a new REAL truck.

artist4perry wrote:Granted but it is rancid, and from a dumpster.

I wish I was good at fixing things.


Granted, but Ken's new truck is always breaking down, and Ginger is always having to fix it.

I wish there was less crap on TV.
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Postby G.I.Jim » Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:51 pm

Arianddu wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:
walkslikealady wrote:Granted! You can now travel around the world but only in a old bi-plane with no heat or air conditioning.

I wish someone would bring me dinner tomorrow.


Granted, the hospital always serves dinner. :P :wink:

I wish I had a new REAL truck.

artist4perry wrote:Granted but it is rancid, and from a dumpster.

I wish I was good at fixing things.


Granted, but Ken's new truck is always breaking down, and Ginger is always having to fix it.

I wish there was less crap on TV.


Granted, but now you're back in the 1800's without a t.v.! :shock: :lol: :lol:

I wish I were asleep right now. :wink:
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Postby Arianddu » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:54 pm

G.I.Jim wrote:I wish I were asleep right now. :wink:


Granted - and you sleep through the phone call from the record company offering you an amazing contract and then a power surge wipes the message from your answering service.

I wish cheesecake had no calories.
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Postby KenTheDude » Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:12 pm

Arianddu wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:I wish I were asleep right now. :wink:


Granted - and you sleep through the phone call from the record company offering you an amazing contract and then a power surge wipes the message from your answering service.

I wish cheesecake had no calories.


Granted, but now they have 500 grams of saturated fat, 2000 grams of carbs and 20 grams of sodium. And yes, eating a piece makes your butt look big.

I wish this economy would pick up and the stock market keeps going up.
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