Ehwmatt wrote:I haven't seen too many JCVD movies lately, but I wouldn't mind seeing that one titled after him where he plays himself... how's that one? I also like that one where maybe he has a twin brother? That's all I can remember about the plot. I think the title had "Double" or "Dual" some kinda "two" word in it...
I'm definitely a little more schooled in Steven Seagal movies, since USA/TNT play them more

While I'm at it:
http://www.somethingreallyfunny.com/ste ... -chart.htm
I really enjoyed "Double Impact", and he's done other characters very similar to both the nice guy and bad guy he did in that film.
These are some of my favorites -- really some of the better films he's done beyond the guilty pleasures like "Bloodsport" and "Kickboxer":
"Nowhere To Run" with Rosanna Arquette and Ted Levine -- I LOVE this film and have probably seen it more than any other.
"Hard Target" -- John Woo! What else can you say?
"Timecop" -- pretty original at the time and they are still making sequels from it (I haven't seen any of them). Great love scene with Mia Sara!
"Legionnaire" -- only saw it once, but remember being impressed.
"Replicant" -- another sci-fi film and I believe he also played two roles as in Double-Impact. I really enjoyed it.
"In Hell" -- great pic set in a prison. Very gritty and not what you'd expect.
"Wake of Death" -- loved this film. Excellent acting from Van Damme and great direction -- very artistic in places.
"The Hard Corps" -- more straight up buddy team-up film with a hip-hop dude, but not bad at all.
"Second In Command" -- I liked this much more than I thought I would.
Segal's problem is that he's been releasing several films a year for the past few years, and apparently doesn't have time to go back and do post-production on many of them, so many of them have someone trying to sound like him doing the overdubs -- really takes you out of the film. The quality of most of them are terrible are are killing his career. "Attack Force" was probably the worst from what I hear, but I haven't seen it. I tried to watch "Submerged" and it was just so horribly edited it didn't make sense -- there was one really out of place scene during a badly stitched together fight where he calls the guy, "Cock-sucker Motherf***er" that really came out of nowhere and gave me a huge laugh.
Seagal also rarely shows a human side, and is just a caricature of himself these days. Too invincible and you never see him get hit in the face. Also doesn't even do a lot of his own action anymore and that takes away from his credibility as a "martial arts" star.
Still, occasionally he puts one out that is surprisingly decent, such as "Belly of the Beast", and "Out of Reach". I just saw "Flight of Fury" last weekend when I found the DVD for $3, and though extremely formulaic, it was better than I thought it would be and I liked the supporting cast. Maybe just not hearing someone else dubbing his lines helped it out a good deal.
Haven't seen "The Onion Movie" yet, but the trailer looks hilarious with him playing "Cock Puncher"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQKAydHA4J4
If Seagal would lose some weight and and drop the faux-Cajun accent that seemed to stick after "Under Siege", and do something along the lines of "JCVD", he might get a career boost as well. He lives in Memphis, TN these days, and a friend of mine did the hardwood floors in his house.