OT The Man Rules

[Duncan]

THE MAN RULES
AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN

FINALLY,THE GUYS' SIDE OF THE STORY.
(MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.)
WE ALWAYS HEAR"THE RULES"
FROM THE FEMALE SIDE.

NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE.

THESE ARE OUR RULES!
PLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1.MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN.
WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.
YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. SUNDAY SPORTS IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES.
LET IT BE.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT.
LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT.
IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE.
DON'T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE.
NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS..

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF IT ITCHES, IT WILL BE SCRATCHED.
WE DO THAT.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY "NOTHING," WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG.
WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE..REALLY

1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS BASEBALL OR
MOTOR SPORTS

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS.
YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT;

BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING.

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH.

PASS THIS TO AS MANY WOMEN AS YOU CAN -TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH


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Now playing: Mike Oldfield - Amarok

[MBPL]

THE MAN RULES
AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN

FINALLY,THE GUYS' SIDE OF THE STORY. (MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.) WE ALWAYS HEAR"THE RULES"
FROM THE FEMALE SIDE. NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE.

THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE.. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1 " ON PURPOSE!

THE WOMAN RULES, PERIOD. And we don't need no stinking numbers to prove it!


1.MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
dogs are intuitive, god bless em!

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
teach a dog to “beg” to go out to pee instead of all around your clean bathroom, you’re set.. Men should learn from dogs.

1. SUNDAY SPORTS IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE.
blow jobs, don’t always expect them when you want them. especially if your organ reeks of urine or dirty fingers from when you scratched your ass.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.
cry in front of a dog and he/she will empathetically cry with you. Men should learn from dogs.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT!
find a man who knows the word “subtle.”

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
“yes, you are balding, and yes you should hit the gym and tone your body.” “no, I will not lick your ass ‘cause I am not a hooker.”

1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.
problem solving is not a big deal as long as we don’t ask you to solve it. it’s the multiple orgasms we wish you guys were capable of. a dog is always available for a sympathetic hug, belly rub or just to sit and be with it’s owner because it knows it is loved. in closing: learn compassion from a dog and learn to have multiple orgasms.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.
which is why we have to bring them up over and over again.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.
If you think you are balding, you are. Dogs will take you fat, skinny, bald, ugly, smelly, old, crusty, paralyzed, retching……..men should learn from dogs

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE
learn to be tactful and appreciative and you’ll get more respect, sex anytime, anywhere, compassion, attention, blow jobs anytime, anywhere….

1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.
yeap, which is why dildos are a popular and necessary accessary

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.
whenever possible please learn to fart with your ass sticking out of the window.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE.
Christopher Columbus’ wife/girlfriend slipped a note with directions in his pocket before he left. Chris thought he wrote the note

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.
No biggie, it's merely a glitch in the matrix that is a man's brain. Women can let that one slide.

1. IF IT ITCHES, IT WILL BE SCRATCHED. WE DO THAT.
Yea, but dogs look more natural scratching 'cause.....THEY ARE DOGS!!

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY "NOTHING," WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG.
WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.
fine, then it’s not worth the hassle to be the dutifle girlfriend/wife until you realize what you did wrong, is it?

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.
learn to be tactful and appreciative and you’ll get more respect, sex anytime, anywhere, compassion, attention, blow jobs anytime, anywhere….

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE..REALLY
then simply say “yes, you look great” or “no, you don’t look bad.” simple and easy. Women are verbal, work with us here!

1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS BASEBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS
and when we do discuss sports or anything male orientated, don’t get your ego in a bunch when we know what we are talking about.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.
a woman never has enough clothes as her body changes constantly. especialy after she’s pushed your bad-ass, spoiled brat kids out of her crotch or had them cut out of her belly like a f**king fish! never forget that!

1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.
a woman never has enough shoes as her body changes constantly. especially after she’s pushed your bad-ass, spoiled brat kids out of her crotch or had them cut out of her belly like a f**king fish and her feet are swelled up! never forget that! plus, shoes are in a woman’s DNA like pissing on the street instead of finding the nearest public toilet is in a man’s DNA.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!
A fit, tone and muscular body will get you more sex and blow jobs anytime, anywhere. period.

1. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT;
if it was up to me I’d have your ass sleeping out on the sidewalk then I would go to my “goodie drawer” and enjoy the multiple orgasms I plan to have that night.

BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING.
women love it too, gives us more room in the bed and less smelly farts to endure.

Sorry, I could not resist. Enjoy, L.

[Melissa]

MBPL I might lose my contacts from the tears of laughter I have right now...

[bluejeangirl76]

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN.
WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.
YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

I call foul on the toilet seat battle.

I can't speak for other women, but here's why I bitch about this one...

It's not about a guy leaving the seat up and I have to put it down...

I think both parties should put both the seat AND lid down when they're done because who in hell wants to stare at an open toilet? Gross.

[Deb]

MBPL I might lose my contacts from the tears of laughter I have right now...

No doubt! LOL, she's like the female TNC. It's all in the wording.

[Panther]

>>><<1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS BASEBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS
and when we do discuss sports or anything male orientated, don’t get your ego in a bunch when we know what we are talking about. <

I am going to print this, laminate it and carry it around with me!

[Saint John]

who in hell wants to stare at an open toilet? Gross.

Hey, dumbass, that little handle is to flush the fucking toilet. I'm saying this because how can a bowl of clean water be "gross?" Unless, of course, you're a fucking weirdo. Personally, I dig the cool blue color that my Tidy Bowl toilet cleaner leaves behind and *I* want the lid open. Gives the bathroom ambience.

[bluejeangirl76]

who in hell wants to stare at an open toilet? Gross.

Hey, dumbass, that little handle is to flush the fucking toilet. I'm saying this because how can a bowl of clean water be "gross?" Unless, of course, you're a fucking weirdo. Personally, I dig the cool blue color that my Tidy Bowl toilet cleaner leaves behind and *I* want the lid open. Gives the bathroom ambience.

Hey shithead, I'm not a dumbass and I know exactly what the little handle is for, and if you want ambiance in your bathroom, by a fuzzy fuckin' seat cover, put the dang lid down, throw on some Barry Manilow, take an aromatherapy bath and STFU with the name-calling. Have a good evening.

[Saint John]

who in hell wants to stare at an open toilet? Gross.

Hey, dumbass, that little handle is to flush the fucking toilet. I'm saying this because how can a bowl of clean water be "gross?" Unless, of course, you're a fucking weirdo. Personally, I dig the cool blue color that my Tidy Bowl toilet cleaner leaves behind and *I* want the lid open. Gives the bathroom ambience.

Hey shithead, I'm not a dumbass and I know exactly what the little handle is for, and if you want ambiance in your bathroom, by a fuzzy fuckin' seat cover, put the dang lid down, throw on some Barry Manilow, take an aromatherapy bath and STFU with the name-calling. Have a good evening.

Tidy Bowl is scented, assface. How the fuck are people gonna smell it with the fucking seat down?!?!

PS...it's spelled both ways.

am⋅bi⋅ance   /ˈæmbiəns; Fr. ɑ̃ˈbyɑ̃s/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [am-bee-uhns; Fr. ahn-byahns] Show IPA
–noun, plural -bi⋅anc⋅es  /-biənsɪz; Fr. -ˈbyɑ̃s/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [-bee-uhn-siz; Fr. -byahns] Show IPA . 1. the mood, character, quality, tone, atmosphere, etc., particularly of an environment or milieu: The restaurant had a delightful ambiance.
2. that which surrounds or encompasses; environment.

Also, ambience.

[artist4perry]

who in hell wants to stare at an open toilet? Gross.

Hey, dumbass, that little handle is to flush the fucking toilet. I'm saying this because how can a bowl of clean water be "gross?" Unless, of course, you're a fucking weirdo. Personally, I dig the cool blue color that my Tidy Bowl toilet cleaner leaves behind and *I* want the lid open. Gives the bathroom ambience.

Hey shithead, I'm not a dumbass and I know exactly what the little handle is for, and if you want ambiance in your bathroom, by a fuzzy fuckin' seat cover, put the dang lid down, throw on some Barry Manilow, take an aromatherapy bath and STFU with the name-calling. Have a good evening.

Tidy Bowl is scented, assface. How the fuck are people gonna smell it with the fucking seat down?!?!

PS...it's spelled both ways.

am⋅bi⋅ance   /ˈæmbiəns; Fr. ɑ̃ˈbyɑ̃s/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [am-bee-uhns; Fr. ahn-byahns] Show IPA
–noun, plural -bi⋅anc⋅es  /-biənsɪz; Fr. -ˈbyɑ̃s/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [-bee-uhn-siz; Fr. -byahns] Show IPA . 1. the mood, character, quality, tone, atmosphere, etc., particularly of an environment or milieu: The restaurant had a delightful ambiance.
2. that which surrounds or encompasses; environment.

Also, ambience.

SJ do you find a blue butt on your woman attractive?

[Saint John]

SJ do you find a blue butt on your woman attractive?

Only if they were sitting on the face of one of the guys in Blue Man Group.

[artist4perry]

SJ do you find a blue butt on your woman attractive?

Only if they were sitting on the face of one of the guys in Blue Man Group.

[Melissa]

who in hell wants to stare at an open toilet? Gross.

Hey, dumbass, that little handle is to flush the fucking toilet. I'm saying this because how can a bowl of clean water be "gross?" Unless, of course, you're a fucking weirdo. Personally, I dig the cool blue color that my Tidy Bowl toilet cleaner leaves behind and *I* want the lid open. Gives the bathroom ambience.

Do you have candles reflecting off the blue water? Now THAT would be pretty!

[Melissa]

SJ do you find a blue butt on your woman attractive?

Only if they were sitting on the face of one of the guys in Blue Man Group.

Yeah I would hope no one's butts are touching your blue potty water

[Saint John]

SJ do you find a blue butt on your woman attractive?

Only if they were sitting on the face of one of the guys in Blue Man Group.

Yeah I would hope no one's butts are touching your blue potty water

lol. I bet Ginger's old man left the seat up one night and, still half asleep and not realizing the seat was up, she went ass first into the bowl and came out with a bright blue ass. To pay the motherfucker back she went and sat on his face while he was sleeping and The Blue Man Group was born.

[Melissa]

SJ do you find a blue butt on your woman attractive?

Only if they were sitting on the face of one of the guys in Blue Man Group.

Yeah I would hope no one's butts are touching your blue potty water

lol. I bet Ginger's old man left the seat up one night and, still half asleep and not realizing the seat was up, she went ass first into the bowl and came out with a bright blue ass. To pay the motherfucker back she went and sat on his face while he was sleeping and The Blue Man Group was born.

You know there's a line in the Soul Sirkus song My Sanctuary that goes "I need you dancing on my face"

[artist4perry]

SJ do you find a blue butt on your woman attractive?

Only if they were sitting on the face of one of the guys in Blue Man Group.

Yeah I would hope no one's butts are touching your blue potty water

lol. I bet Ginger's old man left the seat up one night and, still half asleep and not realizing the seat was up, she went ass first into the bowl and came out with a bright blue ass. To pay the motherfucker back she went and sat on his face while he was sleeping and The Blue Man Group was born.

My husband is a real man who has no problem with seat down. So I have never took the "plunge" so to speak. SJ you are such a devil!

[Saint John]

SJ do you find a blue butt on your woman attractive?

Only if they were sitting on the face of one of the guys in Blue Man Group.

Yeah I would hope no one's butts are touching your blue potty water

lol. I bet Ginger's old man left the seat up one night and, still half asleep and not realizing the seat was up, she went ass first into the bowl and came out with a bright blue ass. To pay the motherfucker back she went and sat on his face while he was sleeping and The Blue Man Group was born.

My husband is a real man who has no problem with seat down. So I have never took the "plunge" so to speak. SJ you are such a devil!

I'll freely admit that I almost always sit down to piss (only at home). Never understood the big deal about that.

[Carla777]

THE MAN RULES

NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE.

1. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS BASEBALL OR
MOTOR SPORTS

i really hate that question for both sides..is an invation to the mind privacy

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES. 1. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES. is never enough!!!

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

[artist4perry]

SJ do you find a blue butt on your woman attractive?

Only if they were sitting on the face of one of the guys in Blue Man Group.

Yeah I would hope no one's butts are touching your blue potty water

lol. I bet Ginger's old man left the seat up one night and, still half asleep and not realizing the seat was up, she went ass first into the bowl and came out with a bright blue ass. To pay the motherfucker back she went and sat on his face while he was sleeping and The Blue Man Group was born.

My husband is a real man who has no problem with seat down. So I have never took the "plunge" so to speak. SJ you are such a devil!

I'll freely admit that I almost always sit down to piss (only at home). Never understood the big deal about that.

You the man!

[Carla777]

SJ do you find a blue butt on your woman attractive?

Only if they were sitting on the face of one of the guys in Blue Man Group.

Yeah I would hope no one's butts are touching your blue potty water

lol. I bet Ginger's old man left the seat up one night and, still half asleep and not realizing the seat was up, she went ass first into the bowl and came out with a bright blue ass. To pay the motherfucker back she went and sat on his face while he was sleeping and The Blue Man Group was born.

My husband is a real man who has no problem with seat down. So I have never took the "plunge" so to speak. SJ you are such a devil!

I'll freely admit that I almost always sit down to piss (only at home). Never understood the big deal about that.

is very difficult that a man admit that!! good for u ...es niñitaa es niñitaaa!! haha kidding San Juanito

[Maui Tom]

who in hell wants to stare at an open toilet? Gross.

Hey, dumbass, that little handle is to flush the fucking toilet. I'm saying this because how can a bowl of clean water be "gross?" Unless, of course, you're a fucking weirdo. Personally, I dig the cool blue color that my Tidy Bowl toilet cleaner leaves behind and *I* want the lid open. Gives the bathroom ambience.

Listen up people...he ain't Saint JOHN for nothing you know....

[Peartree12249]

Hysterical thread. MBPL "rules".

Now I have this mental picture of SJ's toilet with the blue water and little aromatherapy candles floating gently on the surface while Barry Manilow croons "Weekend in New England" in the background.

[Melissa]

There HAS to be a Manilow song that can somehow relate to a potty...off to look...

[Peartree12249]

There HAS to be a Manilow song that can somehow relate to a potty...off to look...

IMO all of Manilow's music relates. Hmmmmmmm

[Melissa]

"Somewhere In The Night", those candles will light your way...

Oh cool, there's one called "Blue", must be about the potty water

[bluejeangirl76]

who in hell wants to stare at an open toilet? Gross.

Hey, dumbass, that little handle is to flush the fucking toilet. I'm saying this because how can a bowl of clean water be "gross?" Unless, of course, you're a fucking weirdo. Personally, I dig the cool blue color that my Tidy Bowl toilet cleaner leaves behind and *I* want the lid open. Gives the bathroom ambience.

Hey shithead, I'm not a dumbass and I know exactly what the little handle is for, and if you want ambiance in your bathroom, by a fuzzy fuckin' seat cover, put the dang lid down, throw on some Barry Manilow, take an aromatherapy bath and STFU with the name-calling. Have a good evening.

Tidy Bowl is scented, assface. How the fuck are people gonna smell it with the fucking seat down?!?!

The better question, fucktard, is why would anyone want to smell it? I don't care if you stuff the 2 dozen roses you had originally planned on tossing up on the stage for Barry in there, a toilet is a friggin' toilet and it's a lot nicer to have the lid down when not in use. Looks nicer, keeps the pets and babies out of it and hides the slimey marks and resurfacing breakaways that I do not doubt are a constant presence inside your saint JOHN.

Good DAY, sir.

[artist4perry]

I think instead of Manilow singing at SJ's crystal Blue toidy it should be this tune:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7giOrKYIwpQ

[squirt1]

This has to be one of the top 50 topics ever !

[Peartree12249]

who in hell wants to stare at an open toilet? Gross.

Hey, dumbass, that little handle is to flush the fucking toilet. I'm saying this because how can a bowl of clean water be "gross?" Unless, of course, you're a fucking weirdo. Personally, I dig the cool blue color that my Tidy Bowl toilet cleaner leaves behind and *I* want the lid open. Gives the bathroom ambience.

Hey shithead, I'm not a dumbass and I know exactly what the little handle is for, and if you want ambiance in your bathroom, by a fuzzy fuckin' seat cover, put the dang lid down, throw on some Barry Manilow, take an aromatherapy bath and STFU with the name-calling. Have a good evening.

Tidy Bowl is scented, assface. How the fuck are people gonna smell it with the fucking seat down?!?!

The better question, fucktard, is why would anyone want to smell it? I don't care if you stuff the 2 dozen roses you had originally planned on tossing up on the stage for Barry in there, a toilet is a friggin' toilet and it's a lot nicer to have the lid down when not in use. Looks nicer, keeps the pets and babies out of it and hides the slimey marks and resurfacing breakaways that I do not doubt are a constant presence inside your saint JOHN.

Good DAY, sir.

BJG your killing me I scared my dog I was laughing so hard.