Michigan Girl wrote:MBPL wrote:Some people have emailed me about why MBPL exists. Just a bit of fun on my part, I was once an actress. I am still buidling my MBPL character and I just posted this on the JSS site, so here is an update on who MBPL is so far...
She is a psychic, writer healer, well she thinks she is. The psychic part was originally a take off on the black lady with the bad Jamaican accent, Miss Cleo, from the 1980s psychic hotline TV shows. Turns out she was a rip-off artist. I do not want MBPL to come off as negative, so I turned her into a very bad actress namedTamponeeka LaWashAnnFoldeen Cruncherson. Her nickname is Crunchy BTW not Tampon. She could not get a break in Hollywood due to her bad acting and even worse birth name and she was born to a teen mother who did not know she was pregnant and gave birth to her in a laundry mat while washing and folding clothes.
I have a ways to go to figure this character out about being a writer and a healer, but I am working on it. I think the point to her is that she wants to "connect" with her "peers" by offering to give advice and "heal" them through her so-called psychic/writing abilities. All of that will be explained as I update her bio.
Have a great day everyone!
H-O-W D-O Y-O-U P-R-O-N-O-U-N-C-E T-H-A-T!!!!

Yes child, it sounds just like it looks
Tam-pon-ee-ca. 
Snicker, snort, chuckle

I am making fun of all those black girls I went to school with who hated me because I was not "black enough." I did not speak black enough, my hair was too long - at that time - and I had a "white girls' name," Lorrie Denise, compared to Shaniqua, Lateefa, Boneefa, Coquetta, Brushetta, Moneefateekie, Roundatonda, Tronicaronica, or whatever. So, yea, I will probably go to hell for holding a grudge, but know what...don't care. Whoo, hooooo, hooo, hooooo tee, hee!