So this is my attempt, and it could be lame or it could turn out to be downright genius

This is a thread to roast Andrew. He has a sense of humour and will take it all in stride. So feel free to get off a good blast at this rascally little fucker.
I will start, but rest assured I will be back with a much longer, well written insult or 50 but that will come later.
I hear Andrew has a big cock. Someone told me it was about 9 inches long. I did the math and that comes out to an inch for every IQ point.

Cocksucker!