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Postby stevew2 » Sat May 02, 2009 3:07 pm

That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker
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Postby Sarah » Sat May 02, 2009 3:08 pm

Um, you know you can't catch it by eating pork anyway, right?
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Postby stevew2 » Sat May 02, 2009 3:26 pm

Sarah wrote:Um, you know you can't catch it by eating pork anyway, right?
exactly,they got it on sale everywhere, with a sign saying "Eating pork doesnt cause swine flue" They got a a whole rack of pork ,baby back ribbs for $ 2.99 a pound. ill fill my freezer while all the retards are taking there kids out of school and wear blue masks. This country is full of retarded people. the media is makin a fortune off the scare,This is the dumbeast thing since the bird flue bullshit.iIgot a good deal on pork sausage, Ill be eatin that shit tom AM
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Postby brandonx76 » Sat May 02, 2009 3:50 pm

stevew2 wrote:
Sarah wrote:Um, you know you can't catch it by eating pork anyway, right?
exactly,they got it on sale everywhere, with a sign saying "Eating pork doesnt cause swine flue" They got a a whole rack of pork ,baby back ribbs for $ 2.99 a pound. ill fill my freezer while all the retards are taking there kids out of school and wear blue masks. This country is full of retarded people. the media is makin a fortune off the scare,This is the dumbeast thing since the bird flue bullshit.iIgot a good deal on pork sausage, Ill be eatin that shit tom AM


This is funny, on sooooooo many levels... thumbs up 8)
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Postby Don » Sat May 02, 2009 3:55 pm

Time to stock up on Scrapple. That shit is expensive here in L.A.
Throw some syrup on that bad boy with a little ketchup. Yummmm.

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Postby shaneslatts » Sat May 02, 2009 4:28 pm

[quote="Gunbot"]Time to stock up on Scrapple. That shit is expensive here in L.A.
Throw some syrup on that bad boy with a little ketchup. Yummmm.

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Man your lucky. I'm in Florida and they don't even know what scrapple is... Pancakes, eggs, some Home fries and scrapple...syrup....I'm hungry :cry:
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Postby Don » Sat May 02, 2009 4:47 pm

shaneslatts wrote:
Gunbot wrote:Time to stock up on Scrapple. That shit is expensive here in L.A.
Throw some syrup on that bad boy with a little ketchup. Yummmm.

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Man your lucky. I'm in Florida and they don't even know what scrapple is... Pancakes, eggs, some Home fries and scrapple...syrup....I'm hungry :cry:


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Postby Peartree12249 » Sat May 02, 2009 11:08 pm

I hear that Steve really likes pulling his pork too :wink:



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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby Michigan Girl » Sat May 02, 2009 11:43 pm

stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


Any good deals on Bacon?!?!? :wink:
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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby SusieP » Sat May 02, 2009 11:56 pm

Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


Any good deals on Bacon?!?!? :wink:


I think Kevin is still charging his usual fee.
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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby DrFU » Sun May 03, 2009 12:00 am

SusieP wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


Any good deals on Bacon?!?!? :wink:


I think Kevin is still charging his usual fee.
:lol:


You'd think the Aporkalypse might have made him reconsider ...
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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby Peartree12249 » Sun May 03, 2009 12:08 am

DrFU wrote:
SusieP wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


Any good deals on Bacon?!?!? :wink:


I think Kevin is still charging his usual fee.
:lol:


You'd think the Aporkalyse might have made him reconsider ...


What with the bird flu, swine flu, mad cow disease, etc. maybe he should change his name to Kevin Vegan, Kevin Tofu, Kevin Texturized Vegatable Protein or some other safe name. Oh that's right I forgot, people were also getting sick from e-coli and salmonella from fruits and vegatables. I guess he better consinder changing to a non food related name. :D
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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby Michigan Girl » Sun May 03, 2009 12:30 am

DrFU wrote:
SusieP wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


Any good deals on Bacon?!?!? :wink:


I think Kevin is still charging his usual fee.
:lol:


You'd think the Aporkalyse might have made him reconsider ...


I am LMAO at you ham's!!!!
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Postby stevew2 » Sun May 03, 2009 3:13 am

Peartree12249 wrote:I hear that Steve really likes pulling his pork too :wink:



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Postby stevew2 » Sun May 03, 2009 3:29 am

Gunbot wrote:Time to stock up on Scrapple. That shit is expensive here in L.A.
Throw some syrup on that bad boy with a little ketchup. Yummmm.

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m man that looks good i just down some Bob Evans, hell they had a buy one get one free Rapa scrapple,Im going to stop by and some
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Postby stevew2 » Sun May 03, 2009 3:30 am

LLL wrote:
stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker.


stevew2 wrote:they got it on sale everywhere, with a sign saying "Eating pork doesnt cause swine flue" They got a a whole rack of pork ,baby back ribbs for $ 2.99 a pound. ill fill my freezer while all the retards are taking there kids out of school and wear blue masks. This country is full of retarded people. the media is makin a fortune off the scare,This is the dumbeast thing since the bird flue bullshit.iIgot a good deal on pork sausage, Ill be eatin that shit tom AM


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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby WiseOldTabbyCat » Sun May 03, 2009 5:29 am

stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


Pork is one of the worst meats you can OD on....Rich in saturated fats and cholestrol....
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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby Peartree12249 » Sun May 03, 2009 10:49 am

WiseOldTabbyCat wrote:
stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


Pork is one of the worst meats you can OD on....Rich in saturated fats and cholestrol....


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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby Triple S » Sun May 03, 2009 11:35 am

stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


Make sure it's not Alberta pork :) :

http://news.sympatico.msn.ctv.ca/abc/ho ... igs_090502
Worker may have passed H1N1 to Alberta pigs


Health authorities have confirmed the presence of H1N1 in Alberta pigs, and say the virus may have jumped from a farm worker to the animals, in what could be the first case of human-to-animal transmission of the virus.

Alberta health officials confirm cases of H1N1 in a herd of pigs on a family-run farm on Saturday, May 2, 2009.

Dr. Brian Evans, of the Canadian Food Inspection Agency, said a Canadian returned from Mexico on April 12, and began work at an Alberta swine farm on April 14.

"This person was exhibiting flu-like symptoms following the return, and may have exposed swine on the farm to an influenza virus," said Evans. "I can tell you that the traveler has recovered."

It was later confirmed that the pigs were, in fact, infected with the same H1N1 virus spreading around the world.

"We have determined that the virus H1N1, found in these pigs, is the virus which is being tracked in the human population," said Evans.

The animals are now recovering, and the herd has been placed in isolation.

Evans said it is not uncommon for influenza to jump from humans to pigs. He also said there is no evidence humans can get H1N1 from eating pork, and urged against any bans of Canadian products.

"I want to be clear: There is no food-safety concern related to this finding," said Evans.

"They key here is that influenza viruses do not affect the safety of pork," he added. "Therefore, we are calling on the international community that they base their decisions on facts, not fear."

Herman Simons, a spokesperson for Alberta Pork, told The Canadian Press he was worried about how the news may impact exports.

"That's our big concern," Simons said. "The biggest concern is it may impact exports of live animals into the U.S."

Scientists believe the H1N1 virus, or so-called "swine flu," has been passed from human to human for some time. But even though the virus contains swine flu genes, the World Health Organization says there is no evidence pigs are passing the disease to humans.
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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby stevew2 » Sun May 03, 2009 2:00 pm

WiseOldTabbyCat wrote:
stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


Pork is one of the worst meats you can OD on....Rich in saturated fats and cholestrol....
i thought pork was the "other white meat" Im not a basket ball player by the way}
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Postby StoneCold » Sun May 03, 2009 3:01 pm

stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


:lol:

stevew2 wrote:Whats that got to do with anything on here
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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby stevew2 » Sun May 03, 2009 3:16 pm

StoneCold wrote:
stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


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stevew2 wrote:Whats that got to do with anything on here
You are retarded
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Postby (Crazy)Dulce Lady » Sun May 03, 2009 3:21 pm

yup, school district canceled marching band parade performance and the band concert. sheesh... :roll:
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Postby yulog » Sun May 03, 2009 4:02 pm

(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:yup, school district canceled marching band parade performance and the band concert. sheesh... :roll:


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Postby stevew2 » Sun May 03, 2009 4:07 pm

(Crazy)Dulce Lady wrote:yup, school district canceled marching band parade performance and the band concert. sheesh... :roll:
Cause one pimple headed dick, looked sick, retards
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Postby texafana » Sun May 03, 2009 4:50 pm

Obama got all the media outlets to shut up. They ain't telling us everything.....as usual.
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Postby stevew2 » Mon May 04, 2009 12:38 am

texafana wrote:Obama got all the media outlets to shut up. They ain't telling us everything.....as usual.
Blame it on Obama
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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby Peartree12249 » Mon May 04, 2009 4:24 am

Triple S wrote:
stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


Make sure it's not Alberta pork :) :

http://news.sympatico.msn.ctv.ca/abc/ho ... igs_090502
Worker may have passed H1N1 to Alberta pigs


Health authorities have confirmed the presence of H1N1 in Alberta pigs, and say the virus may have jumped from a farm worker to the animals, in what could be the first case of human-to-animal transmission of the virus.

Alberta health officials confirm cases of H1N1 in a herd of pigs on a family-run farm on Saturday, May 2, 2009.

Dr. Brian Evans, of the Canadian Food Inspection Agency, said a Canadian returned from Mexico on April 12, and began work at an Alberta swine farm on April 14.

"This person was exhibiting flu-like symptoms following the return, and may have exposed swine on the farm to an influenza virus," said Evans. "I can tell you that the traveler has recovered."

It was later confirmed that the pigs were, in fact, infected with the same H1N1 virus spreading around the world.

"We have determined that the virus H1N1, found in these pigs, is the virus which is being tracked in the human population," said Evans.

The animals are now recovering, and the herd has been placed in isolation.

Evans said it is not uncommon for influenza to jump from humans to pigs. He also said there is no evidence humans can get H1N1 from eating pork, and urged against any bans of Canadian products.

"I want to be clear: There is no food-safety concern related to this finding," said Evans.

"They key here is that influenza viruses do not affect the safety of pork," he added. "Therefore, we are calling on the international community that they base their decisions on facts, not fear."

Herman Simons, a spokesperson for Alberta Pork, told The Canadian Press he was worried about how the news may impact exports.

"That's our big concern," Simons said. "The biggest concern is it may impact exports of live animals into the U.S."

Scientists believe the H1N1 virus, or so-called "swine flu," has been passed from human to human for some time. But even though the virus contains swine flu genes, the World Health Organization says there is no evidence pigs are passing the disease to humans.


Unless your eating pig tartar, I wouldn't worry about it. Cooking kills the virus anyway.
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Re: Swine Flue Bullshit

Postby Triple S » Mon May 04, 2009 5:17 am

Peartree12249 wrote:
Triple S wrote:
stevew2 wrote:That had 8 suspected cases in md and none confirmed. they closed down 6 schools for two weeks. This shit is retarded.I just bought pork baby back ribs @ $1.99 per pound. How can people be so fuckin retarded? Im eating pork like a mother fucker


Make sure it's not Alberta pork :) :

http://news.sympatico.msn.ctv.ca/abc/ho ... igs_090502


Unless your eating pig tartar, I wouldn't worry about it. Cooking kills the virus anyway.


Not worried at all - had bacon for breakfast this morning :wink:
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