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by **Blueskies** » Mon May 04, 2009 1:11 pm

I don't know...ask Andrew why he's speaking like that. :lol:

by **walkslikealady** » Mon May 04, 2009 5:09 pm

LOL...he's the king of this castle! Maybe he's talking like a king or something.

by **SherriBerry** » Mon May 04, 2009 7:23 pm

Uh-oh, either someone stole Andrew's password or this place has finally sent him off the deep end :lol:

by **Andrew** » Mon May 04, 2009 9:14 pm

Doth thou needeth enlightenment to haileth the new dawn that blesses one with divine melodies?

by **Blueskies** » Mon May 04, 2009 9:18 pm

Andrew wrote:Doth thou needeth enlightenment to haileth the new dawn that blesses one with divine melodies?

oh my gosh! funny as heck!! LOL!!

by **walkslikealady** » Mon May 04, 2009 9:38 pm

I love ancient speak!

by **Deb** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:51 am

Andrew wrote:Doth thou needeth enlightenment to haileth the new dawn that blesses one with divine melodies?

by **stevew2** » Tue May 05, 2009 1:59 am

Andrew wrote:Doth thou needeth enlightenment to haileth the new dawn that blesses one with divine melodies?

Andrew thou soundasts gayith

by **MBPL** » Tue May 05, 2009 2:37 am

stevew2 wrote:
Andrew wrote:Doth thou needeth enlightenment to haileth the new dawn that blesses one with divine melodies?
Andrew thou soundasts gayith

snort

Love it! I studied Shakespeare when I was an actress back in the day. Hey, hey pray do continueth... whilst I cracketh up reading this at work!

by **Duncan** » Tue May 05, 2009 2:49 am

stevew2 wrote:
Andrew wrote:Doth thou needeth enlightenment to haileth the new dawn that blesses one with divine melodies?
Andrew thou soundasts gayith

Priceless. I'm not sure how a post on a message board can have comic timing, but that one did!
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Now playing: Genesis - Follow You, Follow Me (Paris)

by **stevew2** » Tue May 05, 2009 2:55 am

thankith

by **Saint John** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:04 am

I can't stop laughing. Thanks, Steve.

by **DrFU** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:21 am

Holy crapeth. :lol:

by **artist4perry** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:44 am

Andrew wrote:Doth thou needeth enlightenment to haileth the new dawn that blesses one with divine melodies?

Pray tell what varlet hath woken thee from thy sleep my lord? Shall we runneth this rampskalion through with a sharpened lance? Shall we have them boiled in oil, or flayed like the knave they are? What shalt thou have us do to stop thou from thy troubled vexing?

Translation: Tells us whoose youse want.......We'll murderize de bumb!

by **Don** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:49 am

You guys are gay.

by **artist4perry** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:53 am

Gunbot wrote:You guys are gay.

I am neither a Guy nor Gay.............. :wink:

So stuffeth it thou pox on a swine's neither region. :wink:

by **bluejeangirl76** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:58 am

artist4perry wrote:
Andrew wrote:Doth thou needeth enlightenment to haileth the new dawn that blesses one with divine melodies?

Pray tell what varlet hath woken thee from thy sleep my lord? Shall we runneth this rampskalion through with a sharpened lance? Shall we have them boiled in oil, or flayed like the knave they are? What shalt thou have us do to stop thou from thy troubled vexing?

Whateth the fucketh? :lol:

by **artist4perry** » Tue May 05, 2009 7:59 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Andrew wrote:Doth thou needeth enlightenment to haileth the new dawn that blesses one with divine melodies?

Pray tell what varlet hath woken thee from thy sleep my lord? Shall we runneth this rampskalion through with a sharpened lance? Shall we have them boiled in oil, or flayed like the knave they are? What shalt thou have us do to stop thou from thy troubled vexing?

Whateth the fucketh?

Boredeth.................... :wink:

by **MBPL** » Tue May 05, 2009 10:54 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Andrew wrote:Doth thou needeth enlightenment to haileth the new dawn that blesses one with divine melodies?

Pray tell what varlet hath woken thee from thy sleep my lord? Shall we runneth this rampskalion through with a sharpened lance? Shall we have them boiled in oil, or flayed like the knave they are? What shalt thou have us do to stop thou from thy troubled vexing?

Whateth the fucketh?

Bwahahahahaha :lol:

snort, cough, wheeze :lol:

"whateth..."snort..."the fuketh!!!" Oh lord, no she did not, you guys are nuts, hahahaha, snort, oooh shit...funny, funny stuff. And what's worse, I just got home and raced to see what was next on this forum! Hahaha, "Pray tell what varlet hath woken thee..." snort, oh my stomach. And, then Gunbot says, "You guys are gay," when he forgot to make his quote sound medieval and shit, you know like "you guys are gayeth..." I don't know, bwahaha, "you guys are gay" isn't Shakespeare, but it's funny as hell! Oh lord, my kidneys truly hurt right now and my cats left the room, f*ck em, I needed to laugh! My phone just rung and my girlfriend wants to go have a drink at the bar down the street. I've told her about you guys, but she's not computer friendly and she doesn't have OUR twisted senses of humor so f*ck that silly heffa too! Enjoy your evening, :lol:

and thanks for the laugh!

by **artist4perry** » Tue May 05, 2009 11:03 am

MBPL wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Andrew wrote:Doth thou needeth enlightenment to haileth the new dawn that blesses one with divine melodies?

Pray tell what varlet hath woken thee from thy sleep my lord? Shall we runneth this rampskalion through with a sharpened lance? Shall we have them boiled in oil, or flayed like the knave they are? What shalt thou have us do to stop thou from thy troubled vexing?

Whateth the fucketh?

Bwahahahahaha snort, cough, wheeze "whateth..."snort..."the fuketh!!!" Oh lord, no she did not, you guys are nuts, hahahaha, snort, oooh shit...funny, funny stuff. And what's worse, I just got home and raced to see what was next on this forum! Hahaha, "Pray tell what varlet hath woken thee..." snort, oh my stomach. And, then Gunbot says, "You guys are gay," when he forgot to make his quote sound medieval and shit, you know like "you guys are gayeth..." I don't know, bwahaha, "you guys are gay" isn't Shakespeare, but it's funny as hell! Oh lord, my kidneys truly hurt right now and my cats left the room, f*ck em, I needed to laugh! My phone just rung and my girlfriend wants to go have a drink at the bar down the street. I've told her about you guys, but she's not computer friendly and she doesn't have OUR twisted senses of humor so f*ck that silly heffa too! Enjoy your evening, and thanks for the laugh!

Your welcometh fair damsel of the jesters........thou kepest us in most jovial of spirits as well! :wink:

by **stevew2** » Tue May 05, 2009 12:17 pm

MBPL wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Andrew wrote:Doth thou needeth enlightenment to haileth the new dawn that blesses one with divine melodies?

Pray tell what varlet hath woken thee from thy sleep my lord? Shall we runneth this rampskalion through with a sharpened lance? Shall we have them boiled in oil, or flayed like the knave they are? What shalt thou have us do to stop thou from thy troubled vexing?

Whateth the fucketh?

Bwahahahahaha snort, cough, wheeze "whateth..."snort..."the fuketh!!!" Oh lord, no she did not, you guys are nuts, hahahaha, snort, oooh shit...funny, funny stuff. And what's worse, I just got home and raced to see what was next on this forum! Hahaha, "Pray tell what varlet hath woken thee..." snort, oh my stomach. And, then Gunbot says, "You guys are gay," when he forgot to make his quote sound medieval and shit, you know like "you guys are gayeth..." I don't know, bwahaha, "you guys are gay" isn't Shakespeare, but it's funny as hell! Oh lord, my kidneys truly hurt right now and my cats left the room, f*ck em, I needed to laugh! My phone just rung and my girlfriend wants to go have a drink at the bar down the street. I've told her about you guys, but she's not computer friendly and she doesn't have OUR twisted senses of humor so f*ck that silly heffa too! Enjoy your evening, and thanks for the laugh!

Strap on the 44 double d bra and have a drinkth on me,and get fucked upth

by **artist4perry** » Tue May 05, 2009 9:45 pm

stevew2 wrote:
MBPL wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Andrew wrote:Doth thou needeth enlightenment to haileth the new dawn that blesses one with divine melodies?

Pray tell what varlet hath woken thee from thy sleep my lord? Shall we runneth this rampskalion through with a sharpened lance? Shall we have them boiled in oil, or flayed like the knave they are? What shalt thou have us do to stop thou from thy troubled vexing?

Whateth the fucketh?

Bwahahahahaha snort, cough, wheeze "whateth..."snort..."the fuketh!!!" Oh lord, no she did not, you guys are nuts, hahahaha, snort, oooh shit...funny, funny stuff. And what's worse, I just got home and raced to see what was next on this forum! Hahaha, "Pray tell what varlet hath woken thee..." snort, oh my stomach. And, then Gunbot says, "You guys are gay," when he forgot to make his quote sound medieval and shit, you know like "you guys are gayeth..." I don't know, bwahaha, "you guys are gay" isn't Shakespeare, but it's funny as hell! Oh lord, my kidneys truly hurt right now and my cats left the room, f*ck em, I needed to laugh! My phone just rung and my girlfriend wants to go have a drink at the bar down the street. I've told her about you guys, but she's not computer friendly and she doesn't have OUR twisted senses of humor so f*ck that silly heffa too! Enjoy your evening, and thanks for the laugh!
Strap on the 44 double d bra and have a drinkth on me,and get fucked upth

Forsuthe the Duke of Friga approacheth, enticing fair maden with grog and merriment! :lol:

Perchance sir Duke doest thou enbib thus with much ale? Doest the innkeeper knowest thee more than hist own tavern? :lol:

Varily King Andrew hast his minstrels playing soothing psalms to stave off the vexing of his soal. Hist minnions of jesters keep his heart merry and his cup runneth over with merriment and song. Tist glorious to live in the reign of such a fine King! Long Live the King! Long Live the KING! :lol:

by **annpea** » Wed May 06, 2009 12:13 am

Roses, to the fantastic cast of MR; Clap, Clap, Bravo! :lol:

by **MBPL** » Wed May 06, 2009 2:00 am

artist4perry wrote:
stevew2 wrote:
MBPL wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Andrew wrote:Doth thou needeth enlightenment to haileth the new dawn that blesses one with divine melodies?

Pray tell what varlet hath woken thee from thy sleep my lord? Shall we runneth this rampskalion through with a sharpened lance? Shall we have them boiled in oil, or flayed like the knave they are? What shalt thou have us do to stop thou from thy troubled vexing?

Whateth the fucketh?

Bwahahahahaha snort, cough, wheeze "whateth..."snort..."the fuketh!!!" Oh lord, no she did not, you guys are nuts, hahahaha, snort, oooh shit...funny, funny stuff. And what's worse, I just got home and raced to see what was next on this forum! Hahaha, "Pray tell what varlet hath woken thee..." snort, oh my stomach. And, then Gunbot says, "You guys are gay," when he forgot to make his quote sound medieval and shit, you know like "you guys are gayeth..." I don't know, bwahaha, "you guys are gay" isn't Shakespeare, but it's funny as hell! Oh lord, my kidneys truly hurt right now and my cats left the room, f*ck em, I needed to laugh! My phone just rung and my girlfriend wants to go have a drink at the bar down the street. I've told her about you guys, but she's not computer friendly and she doesn't have OUR twisted senses of humor so f*ck that silly heffa too! Enjoy your evening, and thanks for the laugh!
Strap on the 44 double d bra and have a drinkth on me,and get fucked upth

I am trying DESPARATELY hard not to startle people in meetings at work! You areth quite the fool steveith-w-twoeth...??? !

Forsuthe the Duke of Friga approacheth, enticing fair maden with grog and merriment! Perchance sir Duke doest thou enbib thus with much ale? Doest the innkeeper knowest thee more than hist own tavern?

Varily King Andrew hast his minstrels playing soothing psalms to stave off the vexing of his soal. Hist minnions of jesters keep his heart merry and his cup runneth over with merriment and song. Tist glorious to live in the reign of such a fine King! Long Live the King! Long Live the KING!

Thanketh thee all me fair brothuhs-(eth?), me sistahs-(eth)? Oh well, tee, hee snort! :wink:

"Tis glorious to be sureth my fair...artist foreth perry(ist) (eth)? " We are a bunch of merry...vexing of soals...for the King's...well, at any rate, I am backeth to worketh trying hardeth not to...oh, f*cketh it, I'm not as good at this as you all. But, funny, funny, sh*t, that is for certain! Whoo, hoo!

by **KenTheDude** » Wed May 06, 2009 6:24 am

I'm surprised Michigan Girl hasn't come in here yet and said "I am LMAO-eth"

by **Jana** » Wed May 06, 2009 6:50 am

What the . . . . . . . . . :shock:

The over-the-top gushing worried if Stevie is tucked in at night and taking his vitamins loon posts are looking saner by the minute. :lol:

by **artist4perry** » Wed May 06, 2009 7:01 am

Jana wrote:What the . . . . . . . . .

The over-the-top gushing loon posts are looking saner by the minute.

Fairest Jana, what light through window breaks? It is forsuth the loons of Perryham, arise fair maid and slay yon dragon of doubt and join us in merriment and song, King Andrew the Knowing and Wise, hath asked his subjects to join him in his old english language and verily do away with petty trifflings. To go forward with a new kingdom of enlightenment and good will toward our fellow posters, and to honor the name of the minstrels of Journey and Perryham.

One would thinketh thou hast doubts of King Andrew's wisdom, nay his brilliance that hath brought us together in this land of joyful unity. Have no fear, King Andrew is here! :wink:

(And I thoughteth that alleth that Shakespereth in collegeth would never come to fruition!)

by **stevew2** » Wed May 06, 2009 7:20 am

artist4perry wrote:
Jana wrote:What the . . . . . . . . .

The over-the-top gushing loon posts are looking saner by the minute.

Fairest Jana, what light through window breaks? It is forsuth the loons of Perryham, arise fair maid and slay yon dragon of doubt and join us in merriment and song, King Andrew the Knowing and Wise, hath asked his subjects to join him in his old english language and verily do away with petty trifflings. To go forward with a new kingdom of enlightenment and good will toward our fellow posters, and to honor the name of the minstrels of Journey and Perryham.

One would thinketh thou hast doubts of King Andrew's wisdom, nay his brilliance that hath brought us together in this land of joyful unity. Have no fear, King Andrew is here!

(And I thoughteth that alleth that Shakespereth in collegeth would never come to fruition!)

Back then he would be the smoked turkey leg master

by **artist4perry** » Wed May 06, 2009 7:25 am

stevew2 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:
Jana wrote:What the . . . . . . . . .

The over-the-top gushing loon posts are looking saner by the minute.

Fairest Jana, what light through window breaks? It is forsuth the loons of Perryham, arise fair maid and slay yon dragon of doubt and join us in merriment and song, King Andrew the Knowing and Wise, hath asked his subjects to join him in his old english language and verily do away with petty trifflings. To go forward with a new kingdom of enlightenment and good will toward our fellow posters, and to honor the name of the minstrels of Journey and Perryham.

One would thinketh thou hast doubts of King Andrew's wisdom, nay his brilliance that hath brought us together in this land of joyful unity. Have no fear, King Andrew is here!

(And I thoughteth that alleth that Shakespereth in collegeth would never come to fruition!)
Back then he would be the smoked turkey leg master

by **artist4perry** » Wed May 06, 2009 7:46 am

LLL wrote:
artist4perry wrote:[

'Tis a mere flesh wound!

Seriously though this stuff is getting old!

Just trying to get a laugh.........Andrew started it........ :twisted:

Lighten up LLL........... :wink:

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