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Postby yulog » Thu May 07, 2009 4:34 pm

I noticed that jared hasn't been on any of the subway commercials lately i figured he might have started to gain the weight back. I never thought i would find this

http://jaredremembered.com/


Is it real, fake I'm leaning toward it being inaccurate

Especially since they say he was eating 2000 calories a day and lost 245lbs in 1yr, that in itself doesn't add up
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Thu May 07, 2009 4:51 pm

8) geesh.. that guy spent a lot of time on that site.. if only he could concentrate on "good"

say,, is it a coincedence that Fogel.. looks like Fogel??? :mrgreen: :shock:

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Postby Don » Thu May 07, 2009 5:05 pm

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Re: Jared dead?

Postby Vladan » Thu May 07, 2009 5:07 pm

yulog wrote:I noticed that jared hasn't been on any of the subway commercials lately i figured he might have started to gain the weight back. I never thought i would find this

http://jaredremembered.com/


Is it real, fake I'm leaning toward it being inaccurate

Especially since they say he was eating 2000 calories a day and lost 245lbs in 1yr, that in itself doesn't add up


Fake. I can't see any "real" news articles anywhere on the net, this has to be fake.

EDIT,
Gunbut confirms it's fake as well.
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Postby YoungJRNY » Thu May 07, 2009 8:44 pm

Jared just made an appearance as a "special guest announcer" on WWE RAW Monday Night. The dude's perfectly fine and was announced as "Jared: The Subway Guy"

- All WWE announcers have been told to no longer refer to the referees by their names.

- While it hasn't been officially announced, it appears that WWE is going forward with plans for Big Show vs. John Cena at Judgment Day.

- MVP will appear on The View tomorrow morning at 11 AM Eastern.

- Jared, the Subway guy, was a guest ring announcer for Mickie James vs. Divas Champion Maryse on tonight's edition of Raw.


http://www.wrestlingnewsworld.com/wwe-n ... -jared.php
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Postby Ehwmatt » Thu May 07, 2009 10:29 pm

Being dead would beat eating Subway all the time. Is there a nastier, less satisfying sandwich around? Maybe a shit sandwich.
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Postby yulog » Fri May 08, 2009 1:18 am

Ehwmatt wrote:Being dead would beat eating Subway all the time. Is there a nastier, less satisfying sandwich around? Maybe a shit sandwich.



Good point they have to be at the bottom of the food chain when it comes to subs, if i ever go there i smother that sandwich in pepperoncinis to give it a little kick.

Someone just told me that Jared had a guest shot on "i get that alot", that aired just 2-3 weeks ago.
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Postby Ehwmatt » Fri May 08, 2009 2:17 am

yulog wrote:
Ehwmatt wrote:Being dead would beat eating Subway all the time. Is there a nastier, less satisfying sandwich around? Maybe a shit sandwich.



Good point they have to be at the bottom of the food chain when it comes to subs, if i ever go there i smother that sandwich in pepperoncinis to give it a little kick.

Someone just told me that Jared had a guest shot on "i get that alot", that aired just 2-3 weeks ago.


Yeah, I have to put tons of peppers on it. I'm not a big fan of dressings other than yellow mustard and buffalo sauce, so I have to go to a place that has quality core ingredients (i.e. the meats, cheese, veggies). I only eat at Subway when forced to at this point - otherwise, I always look for a non-chain or Quiznos (which I think is pretty damn good for a medium-big chain). Subway's terrible. Were they this bad in the 90s? I feel like it was a decent sandwich back then, but maybe my tastes just evolved...
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Postby yulog » Fri May 08, 2009 2:48 am

LLL wrote:TMZ talked with Jared at the airport at the end of March and asked him about the Verizon guy (can you hear me now?):

http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/25/subway-guy-swears-hes-not-verizon-guy/


Tmz needs to fire that guy . What kind of lame ass questions were thoseImage What a tard!
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Postby TRAGChick » Fri May 08, 2009 10:46 am

According to "Snopes"....FALSE.
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/subway.asp
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Postby StoneCold » Sat May 09, 2009 5:15 pm

Zed's dead man. Zed's dead.
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Postby Voyager » Sat May 09, 2009 6:26 pm

I heard Jared ballooned back up to 350 lbs. and Subway sent him packing.

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Word has it that he's now dating Kirstie Allie. Neither of them have called Jenny lately.

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