OT: For Da Ladies Here \~/

[TRAGChick]

Hey All....

Wow....it's been an "eventful" 24 hours here.....right?

Well.....here's something to make you laugh.

CHEERS! \~/



For all those ladies over 40

THIS IS PRICELESS!

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

1. A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

2. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

3. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

4. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

5. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

6. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

7. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

[portland]

Hey All....

Wow....it's been an "eventful" 24 hours here.....right?

Well.....here's something to make you laugh.

CHEERS! \~/



For all those ladies over 40

THIS IS PRICELESS!

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

1. A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

2. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

3. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

4. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

5. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

6. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

7. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

As someone who is turning 40 in July - Thanks I needed that!!!

[bluejeangirl76]

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

[TRAGChick]

Hey All....

Wow....it's been an "eventful" 24 hours here.....right?

Well.....here's something to make you laugh.

CHEERS! \~/



For all those ladies over 40

THIS IS PRICELESS!

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

1. A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

2. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

3. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

4. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

5. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

6. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

7. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

As someone who is turning 40 in July - Thanks I needed that!!!

Well.....Happy Early Birthday to You! \~/

I'll be 42 in Rocktober ......yup; all the above is true.

Never used to be so "forthright", either....hmmm....maybe you just reach the "fed-up" point at 40+

[portland]

Hey All....

Wow....it's been an "eventful" 24 hours here.....right?

Well.....here's something to make you laugh.

CHEERS! \~/



For all those ladies over 40

THIS IS PRICELESS!

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

1. A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

2. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

3. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

4. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

5. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

6. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

7. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

As someone who is turning 40 in July - Thanks I needed that!!!

Well.....Happy Early Birthday to You! \~/

I'll be 42 in Rocktober ......yup; all the above is true.

Never used to be so "forthright", either....hmmm....maybe you just reach the "fed-up" point at 40+

This place can do that to ya!

[Jubilee]

Hey All....

Wow....it's been an "eventful" 24 hours here.....right?

Well.....here's something to make you laugh.

CHEERS! \~/



For all those ladies over 40

THIS IS PRICELESS!

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

1. A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

2. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

3. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

4. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

5. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

6. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

7. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

[u]Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage![/u]

+ Infinity! Thanks, Nora.

[walkslikealady]

LOL...so true!

I like Andy, too.

[Carla777]

hey that was funny...i think this give hopes for not to be scare of turn 40 years old someday

[TRAGChick]

hey that was funny...i think this give hopes for not to be scare of turn 40 years old someday

Hey....Nothing to be scared OF! Seriously!

I had a TOTAL freak-out when I turned 39....

When I turned 40, it was like....."yeah; okay....I feel the same; the world isn't gonna end....

...NEXT!!"

[larryfromnextdoor]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

[Michigan Girl]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

I am LMAO!!!

[larryfromnextdoor]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

I am LMAO!!!

that should get me beat up a bit !

[Carla777]

hey that was funny...i think this give hopes for not to be scare of turn 40 years old someday

Hey....Nothing to be scared OF! Seriously!

I had a TOTAL freak-out when I turned 39....

When I turned 40, it was like....."yeah; okay....I feel the same; the world isn't gonna end....

...NEXT!!"

ugg i think of 30' and i get scared!! haha... okay i will be in peace from now on...but is true when yo get older u are more secure in yourself and knows what u want or not and that's is sexy

[Michigan Girl]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

I am LMAO!!!

that should get me beat up a bit !

Naw....you're GOOD!!!

[yulog]

hey that was funny...i think this give hopes for not to be scare of turn 40 years old someday

Something tells me you won't have to be this bitter when your 40

[Carla777]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

ooh that's SO NOT TRUE mister!

[Carla777]

hey that was funny...i think this give hopes for not to be scare of turn 40 years old someday

Something tells me you won't have to be this bitter when your 40

i hope not!!!!

Where u get all those crazy icons uh?

[larryfromnextdoor]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

ooh that's SO NOT TRUE mister!

i tried to delete it.. HOWEVER , an old country songs goes ..." older women , make beautiful lovers.." i bet that is true..

[Carla777]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

ooh that's SO NOT TRUE mister!

i tried to delete it.. HOWEVER , an old country songs goes ..." older women , make beautiful lovers.." i bet that is true..

now you are talking!! haha...well i don't know about that yet, but hope will be like you say

[yulog]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

ooh that's SO NOT TRUE mister!

i tried to delete it.. HOWEVER , an old country songs goes ..." older women , make beautiful lovers.." i bet that is true..

You tell em Larry!!

[yulog]

hey that was funny...i think this give hopes for not to be scare of turn 40 years old someday

Something tells me you won't have to be this bitter when your 40

i hope not!!!!

Where u get all those crazy icons uh?

I smoke alot of, it helps me do everything better

[stargzr210]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

ooh that's SO NOT TRUE mister!

i tried to delete it.. HOWEVER , an old country songs goes ..." older women , make beautiful lovers.." i bet that is true..

yes, very true...and can get younger men!...lol

[MBPL]

Hey All....

Wow....it's been an "eventful" 24 hours here.....right?

Well.....here's something to make you laugh.

CHEERS! \~/



For all those ladies over 40

THIS IS PRICELESS!

In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:

1. A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

2. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

3. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

4. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

5. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

6. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

7. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

[u]Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage![/u]

snort, giggle, snort gasp, snort

[Jubilee]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

I am LMAO!!!

that should get me beat up a bit !

Naw....you're GOOD!!!

MG speaks for herself. I'm all for a full-blown, hormone imbalance induced, seemingly nonsensical rage filled beat-down of Larry....who's with me?...anybody?...anybody??...aw, never mind...

[larryfromnextdoor]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

I am LMAO!!!

that should get me beat up a bit !

Naw....you're GOOD!!!

MG speaks for herself. I'm all for a full-blown, hormone imbalance induced, seemingly nonsensical rage filled beat-down of Larry....who's with me?...anybody?...anybody??...aw, never mind...

gawd! .....

[Lula]

43 here and loving life more than ever!!

[larryfromnextdoor]

if women ruled the world!

[Jubilee]

I have that same exact hammer & screw driver set.

[larryfromnextdoor]

43 here and loving life more than ever!!

i had put this in the Carlitto thread.. but this looks like Wyatt.

boy and his dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_EZDBVuOk4

[(Crazy)Dulce Lady]

women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up..

I am LMAO!!!

that should get me beat up a bit !

I'll be coming through in July on the way to Red Rocks.

Denney's on the Q for your beating????