OT: The Miracle of Toilet Paper

[RossValoryRocks]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then e very day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I
stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without
missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

[Saint John]

lol...no man could possibly be dumb enough to say that without a fucking suit of armor on.

[Rick]

That's one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard!

[Chubby321]

Well, stuffing your bra with toilet paper will yield the same result.

[artist4perry]

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then e very day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I
stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without
missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man.

That is wrong! Hysterically funny................. But wrong!

[bluejeangirl76]

This must have been the stupid man...


A man walks up behind his wife one day and gives her a squeeze on the ass. "You know," he says, "if you firmed this up a bit, we could get rid of your girdle." His wife is unimpressed with the comment, but doesn't dignify it with a response.

The next morning, the man wakes up and begins fondling his wife's breast. "You know, if you firmed these up a bit, we could get rid of your bra," he says.

Outraged, his wife rolls over, grabs his penis and retorts, "Maybe if you firmed this up a bit, we could get rid of your brother!"

[Babyblue]

This must have been the stupid man...





A man walks up behind his wife one day and gives her a squeeze on the ass. "You know," he says, "if you firmed this up a bit, we could get rid of your girdle." His wife is unimpressed with the comment, but doesn't dignify it with a response.

The next morning, the man wakes up and begins fondling his wife's breast. "You know, if you firmed these up a bit, we could get rid of your bra," he says.

Outraged, his wife rolls over, grabs his penis and retorts, "Maybe if you firmed this up a bit, we could get rid of your brother!"

[Rhiannon]

The tp joke was my uncle's favorite, he tricked my aunt into that one. "Did you hear about the new way to get your boobs to grow?" Heh. I think it's hilarious.