What Would You Do For A Perry Equivalent Of A Klondike Bar??

[JasonD]

FANTASY ALERT ******* THERE'S NO TRUTH TO ANY PART OF THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO.

Picture It: Perry places a personal call to YOU. He tells you in no uncertain terms that either:

(A) he & Schon have settled their differences. Arnel is out and Perry's back in & they're about to go on tour.

--OR--

(B) he's releasing a new solo CD with all new material & he wants YOUR help promoting it

It's reader's choice. You get to pick whichever of the above two scenarios most appeals to you. The "cost" is the same for both, & YES, it's gonna cost ya.

THE PRIZE: You get an all expense paid experience of a lifetime as you are cordially invited to accompany Journey with Perry (if your choice is A) or Perry alone (if your choice is B) on their next tour. Of course you'll have backstage passes to all events as well as all the perks that come along with claiming your "prize."

Question: So how much is it worth to you? What would you be willing to do for this Klondike Bar opportunity?

[Laydee]

FANTASY ALERT ******* THERE'S NO TRUTH TO ANY PART OF THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO.

Picture It: Perry places a personal call to YOU. He tells you in no uncertain terms that either:

(A) he & Schon have settled their differences. Arnel is out and Perry's back in & they're about to go on tour.

--OR--

(B) he's releasing a new solo CD with all new material & he wants YOUR help promoting it

It's reader's choice. You get to pick whichever of the above two scenarios most appeals to you. The "cost" is the same for both, & YES, it's gonna cost ya.

THE PRIZE: You get an all expense paid experience of a lifetime as you are cordially invited to accompany Journey with Perry (if your choice is A) or Perry alone (if your choice is B) on their next tour. Of course you'll have backstage passes to all events as well as all the perks that come along with claiming your "prize."

Question: So how much is it worth to you? What would you be willing to do for this Klondike Bar opportunity?

Alternative Ending: If you can't think of anything to offer that is worthy of the above "prize," you can pick your selection from the following "price" list:

THE PRICE: You gotta sleep with one of the current Journey members. No, you don't get to sleep with Perry. You gotta pick one of the current five. Would you take this offer & if so, who would you choose & why?

I would pick option B... to see Perry Solo, I've seen Perry w/ Journey 6 times, so that's a no brainer. What would I give for this opportunity??? I guess I would have to give up my business, (of which I'm trying to sell anyway). I know it sounds like a lot to give up, but, it's really not that big a deal for me.

[Saint John]

I see WIX has been sharing his mind altering drugs.

[Maui Tom]

I see WIX has been sharing his mind altering drugs.

oh he don't share....I've tried...

[yulog]

This is starting to look like a predator "grooming"

[StoneCold]

I wouldn't do any of the choices. Sleep with them? Wth?

Guess I don't qualify as a real fan.

Found some that might though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlBL05vSlQU

[StoneCold]

This is starting to look like a predator "grooming"

Can't wait to see what the moral minority puts forth.

[cyndy!]

depends on whether I get meal tickets at each show or not. an all access pass doesn't guarantee meals in catering. the meal ticket is the holy grail.

[Don]

STEVE PERRY IS OLD AND NEVER COMING BACK AND ARNEL IS MORE MANLY AND DOESNT HAVE A GIRLISH VOICE WHEN HE SINGS AND I'M JUST HERE FOR THE MUSIC!!

PEACE!!

[Chubby321]

FANTASY ALERT ******* THERE'S NO TRUTH TO ANY PART OF THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO.

Picture It: Perry places a personal call to YOU. He tells you in no uncertain terms that either:

(A) he & Schon have settled their differences. Arnel is out and Perry's back in & they're about to go on tour.

[JasonD]

depends on whether I get meal tickets at each show or not. an all access pass doesn't guarantee meals in catering. the meal ticket is the holy grail.

Cyndy, my dear, you can have anything you want.

[Don]

depends on whether I get meal tickets at each show or not. an all access pass doesn't guarantee meals in catering. the meal ticket is the holy grail.

Cyndy, my dear, you can have anything you want.

+1

[StoneCold]

STEVE PERRY IS OLD AND ...

crinkly

AND ARNEL IS MORE MANLY

that's what she said

[Art Vandelay]

depends on whether I get meal tickets at each show or not. an all access pass doesn't guarantee meals in catering. the meal ticket is the holy grail.

Yep, that's what Elton John said on Captain Fantastic!

[Blueskies]

FANTASY ALERT ******* THERE'S NO TRUTH TO ANY PART OF THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO.

Picture It: Perry places a personal call to YOU. He tells you in no uncertain terms that either:

(A) he & Schon have settled their differences. Arnel is out and Perry's back in & they're about to go on tour.

--OR--

(B) he's releasing a new solo CD with all new material & he wants YOUR help promoting it

It's reader's choice. You get to pick whichever of the above two scenarios most appeals to you. The "cost" is the same for both, & YES, it's gonna cost ya.

THE PRIZE: You get an all expense paid experience of a lifetime as you are cordially invited to accompany Journey with Perry (if your choice is A) or Perry alone (if your choice is B) on their next tour. Of course you'll have backstage passes to all events as well as all the perks that come along with claiming your "prize."

Question: So how much is it worth to you? What would you be willing to do for this Klondike Bar opportunity?

Alternative Ending: If you can't think of anything to offer that is worthy of the above "prize," you can pick your selection from the following "price" list:

THE PRICE: You gotta sleep with one of the current Journey members. No, you don't get to sleep with Perry. You gotta pick one of the current five. Would you take this offer & if so, who would you choose & why?

I'd like to direct you to the same multiple choice question I asked in this thread :
http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/vie ... hp?t=41930
come on you can tell us...what color were they and how many did you take today?

[cheekymonkey]

Since this is fantasy island time....I would pick Perry solo. What I would do for this Klondike fantasy, is I would be Perry's personal travelling esthetician/make-up artist, (which is what I do anyways.) Make sure that Man is kept looking and feeling his very best!!!!!!!

[stevew2]

At least i wasnt the only one that got fucked up this weekend, mine was

Yours had to be

[artist4perry]

If I was Perry I would remember my mom's stranger Danger lectures........LOL! Stalker 101............what if .........what if I don't worry too much about what if..........and worry about just today? If I meet him great........but dreaming about it is a bit too much for me.............just not my thing really, I joke around some, but that's about it.

[steveo777]

STEVE PERRY IS OLD AND NEVER COMING BACK AND ARNEL IS MORE MANLY AND DOESNT HAVE A GIRLISH VOICE WHEN HE SINGS AND I'M JUST HERE FOR THE MUSIC!!

PEACE!!

MANLY, I'll tell you, MANLY!

[Monker]

FANTASY ALERT ******* THERE'S NO TRUTH TO ANY PART OF THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO.

Picture It: Perry places a personal call to YOU. He tells you in no uncertain terms that either:

(A) he & Schon have settled their differences. Arnel is out and Perry's back in & they're about to go on tour.

--OR--

(B) he's releasing a new solo CD with all new material & he wants YOUR help promoting it

It's reader's choice. You get to pick whichever of the above two scenarios most appeals to you. The "cost" is the same for both, & YES, it's gonna cost ya.

THE PRIZE: You get an all expense paid experience of a lifetime as you are cordially invited to accompany Journey with Perry (if your choice is A) or Perry alone (if your choice is B) on their next tour. Of course you'll have backstage passes to all events as well as all the perks that come along with claiming your "prize."

Question: So how much is it worth to you? What would you be willing to do for this Klondike Bar opportunity?

Alternative Ending: If you can't think of anything to offer that is worthy of the above "prize," you can pick your selection from the following "price" list:

THE PRICE: You gotta sleep with one of the current Journey members. No, you don't get to sleep with Perry. You gotta pick one of the current five. Would you take this offer & if so, who would you choose & why?

It doesn't matter what you choose...Perry's not going to tour.

[Chubby321]

STEVE PERRY IS OLD AND NEVER COMING BACK AND ARNEL IS MORE MANLY AND DOESNT HAVE A GIRLISH VOICE WHEN HE SINGS AND I'M JUST HERE FOR THE MUSIC!!

PEACE!!

MANLY, I'll tell you, MANLY!

OH YESSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!

[Arianddu]

FANTASY ALERT ******* THERE'S NO TRUTH TO ANY PART OF THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO.

It doesn't matter what you choose...Perry's not going to tour.

Um, which bit of the first line did you not read?

[steveo777]

FANTASY ALERT ******* THERE'S NO TRUTH TO ANY PART OF THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO.

Picture It: Perry places a personal call to YOU. He tells you in no uncertain terms that either:

(A) he & Schon have settled their differences. Arnel is out and Perry's back in & they're about to go on tour.

--OR--

(B) he's releasing a new solo CD with all new material & he wants YOUR help promoting it

It's reader's choice. You get to pick whichever of the above two scenarios most appeals to you. The "cost" is the same for both, & YES, it's gonna cost ya.

THE PRIZE: You get an all expense paid experience of a lifetime as you are cordially invited to accompany Journey with Perry (if your choice is A) or Perry alone (if your choice is B) on their next tour. Of course you'll have backstage passes to all events as well as all the perks that come along with claiming your "prize."

Question: So how much is it worth to you? What would you be willing to do for this Klondike Bar opportunity?

Alternative Ending: If you can't think of anything to offer that is worthy of the above "prize," you can pick your selection from the following "price" list:

THE PRICE: You gotta sleep with one of the current Journey members. No, you don't get to sleep with Perry. You gotta pick one of the current five. Would you take this offer & if so, who would you choose & why?

It doesn't matter what you choose...Perry's not going to tour.

Will he at least come out of the closet?

[YoungJRNY]

I'm waiting for this Jason D guy to come out and break it all to us that he is Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC: To catch a predator. Nice try Chris.

I'll save you the trouble now and tell you we will not be fooled into "Coming to Steve Perry's house for him to perform oral sex on you." So take back the rent money for your little ploy, and go back to those chat rooms where pedophiles are hurtin' for a squirtin'. You'll have much better luck there. (maybe)

[JasonD]

FANTASY ALERT ******* THERE'S NO TRUTH TO ANY PART OF THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO.

It doesn't matter what you choose...Perry's not going to tour.

Um, which bit of the first line did you not read?

Thank you very much, Arianddu. If figured the CAPS LOCK AND BOLD FONT would have been enough to get the message across; however, since some of you fine people seem to have been offended by the last portion of my post and thus, have made THAT your primary focus, I have edited my post just for you.

BTW (to YoungJRNY) ---pedophile? WTF????? Aren't they all in their 50's?!?!?!? Your assumption that I'm a pedophile is false, disgusting and totally uncalled for. Are you one of those people who automatically assumes that if a person's not hetero he/she must spend their days cruising the local elementary schools looking for a "date"? What a sick concept. No child has anything I want.

[Rick]

FANTASY ALERT ******* THERE'S NO TRUTH TO ANY PART OF THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO.

It doesn't matter what you choose...Perry's not going to tour.

Um, which bit of the first line did you not read?

Thank you very much, Arianddu. If figured the CAPS LOCK AND BOLD FONT would have been enough to get the message across; however, since some of you fine people seem to have been offended by the last portion of my post and thus, have made THAT your primary focus, I have edited my post just for you.

BTW---pedophile? WTF????? Aren't they all in their 50's?!?!?!?

Your best avenue here is to profess yourself, as you are. Your, not so slight hints are glaring, and people here aren't stupid.

Let me help you a bit. JasonD is gay. There, it's said and done.

Now, you may continue on, as you are.

No one here will think any less of you, and would have respected you more if you'd just said it to begin with.

We're all about being who you are here.

Fag. I hope you can take a joke dude. You're going to need to be able to do that here.

[JasonD]

Your best avenue here is to profess yourself, as you are. Your, not so slight hints are glaring, and people here aren't stupid.

Let me help you a bit. JasonD is gay. There, it's said and done.

Now, you may continue on, as you are.

No one here will think any less of you, and would have respected you more if you'd just said it to begin with.

We're all about being who you are here.

Fag. I hope you can take a joke dude. You're going to need to be able to do that here.

You mean my great big blaring pendulum & the words "My pendulum swings both ways" didn't give me away? I'm not critisizing you, Rick. I get what you're saying. Still, I just had to call you out on you implying I was a little too subtle.

And YES, I can take a joke, but being referred to as a pedophile is not funny to me. It's sick. People can call me a queer all they want. I'll just come back with someting "gayer" than what they say, but calling me a pedophile crosses a line that shouldn't be crossed.

[Rick]

Your best avenue here is to profess yourself, as you are. Your, not so slight hints are glaring, and people here aren't stupid.

Let me help you a bit. JasonD is gay. There, it's said and done.

Now, you may continue on, as you are.

No one here will think any less of you, and would have respected you more if you'd just said it to begin with.

We're all about being who you are here.

Fag. I hope you can take a joke dude. You're going to need to be able to do that here.

You mean my great big blaring pendulum & the words "My pendulum swings both ways" didn't give me away? I'm not critisizing you, Rick. I get what you're saying. Still, I just had to call you out on you implying I was a little too subtle.

And YES, I can take a joke, but being referred to as a pedophile is not funny to me. It's sick. People can call me a queer all they want. I'll just come back with someting "gayer" than what they say, but calling me a pedophile crosses a line that shouldn't be crossed.

I agree man. That was a cheep shot.

Cheers bro.

[YoungJRNY]

Jason,
Talk about a mis-understanding. I was in no means calling you a pedophile. Why would I do that? If I would say something like that, I would personally go to Andrew myself and have him deactivate my account. That's not how I roll. I was just making a joke regarding your first post of you stating out of nowhere of sleeping with any of the band members other than Steve Perry. I joked saying you were really Chris Hanson, the host of NBC's to catch a predator. I was just saying you were coming in here trying to bust one of us, but we weren't falling for it.

What I meant by the pedophile thing was you're luck would be better off sticking to catching pedophiles in a chat room, (that's what the show does.) That was a joke gone bad. If you re-read it you'll get it. I would never call anyone a pedophile, (unless your name starts with an M and ends with a J) that's just nasty and absurd.

I apologize for the mis-understanding and hope you accept my apology.

[JasonD]

Jason,
Talk about a mis-understanding. I was in no means calling you a pedophile. Why would I do that? If I would say something like that, I would personally go to Andrew myself and have him deactivate my account. That's not how I roll. I was just making a joke regarding your first post of you stating out of nowhere of sleeping with any of the band members other than Steve Perry. I joked saying you were really Chris Hanson, the host of NBC's to catch a predator. I was just saying you were coming in here trying to bust one of us, but we weren't falling for it.

What I meant by the pedophile thing was you're luck would be better off sticking to catching pedophiles in a chat room, (that's what the show does.) That was a joke gone bad. If you re-read it you'll get it. I would never call anyone a pedophile, (unless your name starts with an M and ends with a J) that's just nasty and absurd.

I apologize for the mis-understanding and hope you accept my apology.