What Would You Do For A Perry Equivalent Of A Klondike Bar??

by **portland** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:46 pm

Gunbot wrote:STEVE PERRY IS OLD AND NEVER COMING BACK AND ARNEL IS MORE MANLY AND DOESNT HAVE A GIRLISH VOICE WHEN HE SINGS AND I'M JUST HERE FOR THE MUSIC!!

PEACE!!

What have you done with Gunbot? Is there duct tape involved?

by **Babyblue** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:52 pm

Maui Tom wrote:
Saint John wrote:I see WIX has been sharing his mind altering drugs.

oh he don't share....I've tried...

Where is Wix when you need him????????? :wink:

by **portland** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:43 pm

cyndy! wrote:depends on whether I get meal tickets at each show or not. an all access pass doesn't guarantee meals in catering. the meal ticket is the holy grail.

Cyndy - Would you not get what you want anyway? I don't think this one would apply to you - considering you would be ordering the catering in the first palce :wink:

by **Deb** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:17 am

portland wrote:
cyndy! wrote:depends on whether I get meal tickets at each show or not. an all access pass doesn't guarantee meals in catering. the meal ticket is the holy grail.

Cyndy - Would you not get what you want anyway? I don't think this one would apply to you - considering you would be ordering the catering in the first palce :wink:

Not in her job description. :wink:

And thank gawd, all he'd get is a plate of chicken feet anyway.

by **portland** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:19 am

Deb wrote:
portland wrote:
cyndy! wrote:depends on whether I get meal tickets at each show or not. an all access pass doesn't guarantee meals in catering. the meal ticket is the holy grail.

Cyndy - Would you not get what you want anyway? I don't think this one would apply to you - considering you would be ordering the catering in the first palce :wink:

Not in her job description. And thank gawd, all they'd get is a plate of chicken feet.

LMAO - With a side of sammy slaw?

by **Monker** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:38 am

JasonD wrote:
Arianddu wrote:
Monker wrote:
JasonD wrote:FANTASY ALERT ******* THERE'S NO TRUTH TO ANY PART OF THE FOLLOWING SCENARIO.

It doesn't matter what you choose...Perry's not going to tour.

Um, which bit of the first line did you not read?

Thank you very much, Arianddu. If figured the CAPS LOCK AND BOLD FONT would have been enough to get the message across; however, since some of you fine people seem to have been offended by the last portion of my post and thus, have made THAT your primary focus, I have edited my post just for you.

BTW (to YoungJRNY) ---pedophile? WTF????? Aren't they all in their 50's?!?!?!? Your assumption that I'm a pedophile is false, disgusting and totally uncalled for. Are you one of those people who automatically assumes that if a person's not hetero he/she must spend their days cruising the local elementary schools looking for a "date"? What a sick concept. No child has anything I want.

You asked what I would be willing to do. My answer is: Nothing...because I believe Steve Perry will never tour solo or with Journey. That's my answer.

Even if a tour was announced, I would never buy tickets...because I would never believe it would happen. Even in some gay fantasy, it would never happen.

by **S2M** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:40 am

Yeah, I'm with Monker.....you have a better chance of Trav and RWF becoming best buds....or FF and TNC. Or RnD and anybody. :shock:

by **artist4perry** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:49 am

JasonD wrote:
Your best avenue here is to profess yourself, as you are. Your, not so slight hints are glaring, and people here aren't stupid.

Let me help you a bit. JasonD is gay. There, it's said and done.

Now, you may continue on, as you are.

No one here will think any less of you, and would have respected you more if you'd just said it to begin with.

We're all about being who you are here.

Fag. I hope you can take a joke dude. You're going to need to be able to do that here.

You mean my great big blaring pendulum & the words "My pendulum swings both ways" didn't give me away? I'm not critisizing you, Rick. I get what you're saying. Still, I just had to call you out on you implying I was a little too subtle.

And YES, I can take a joke, but being referred to as a pedophile is not funny to me. It's sick. People can call me a queer all they want. I'll just come back with someting "gayer" than what they say, but calling me a pedophile crosses a line that shouldn't be crossed.

Glad to see your a person. At first I thought you were an alien, but with stranger tendencies. I cannot stand an alien, their too odd. As long as your not an alien, I can deal with you. But you don't need a pendulum. Too Edgar Allen Poe for my taste. LOL! Be yourself.

by **S2M** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:11 am

My pendulum swings both ways too. That's so the brunette on my right, and the redhead on my left can both share in the fun. :lol:

by **JasonD** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:11 am

You asked what I would be willing to do. My answer is: Nothing...because I believe Steve Perry will never tour solo or with Journey. That's my answer.

Even if a tour was announced, I would never buy tickets...because I would never believe it would happen. Even in some gay fantasy, it would never happen.

Yeah, you're probably right. Never happen. Guess I'll just have to stick with my current gay fantasy: Charlie Hunnam......

by **JasonD** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:17 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:My pendulum swings both ways too. That's so the brunette on my right, and the redhead on my left can both share in the fun.

Mmmmmmmm........ You're making me a little "hetero-curious."

by **S2M** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:20 am

JasonD wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:My pendulum swings both ways too. That's so the brunette on my right, and the redhead on my left can both share in the fun.

Mmmmmmmm........ You're making me a little "hetero-curious."

I tried to make a joke and failed... :lol:

I'm straight. I gotta stop thinking I'm funny.... :shock:

by **JasonD** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:30 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
JasonD wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:My pendulum swings both ways too. That's so the brunette on my right, and the redhead on my left can both share in the fun.

Mmmmmmmm........ You're making me a little "hetero-curious."

I tried to make a joke and failed...

I'm straight. I gotta stop thinking I'm funny....

You didn't fail. It was hilarious that's why I came back with "hetero-curious." Guess mine wasn't too funny itself then. Maybe I should stick with the obvious laugh.

by **StoneCold** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:31 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
JasonD wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:My pendulum swings both ways too. That's so the brunette on my right, and the redhead on my left can both share in the fun.

Mmmmmmmm........ You're making me a little "hetero-curious."

I tried to make a joke and failed...

I'm straight. I gotta stop thinking I'm funny....

You are funny.

Funny lookin' (bwaha ha) :lol:

And straight until it comes to Mr. 1985. He's your Friga ... I'm mean huckleberry.

by **bluejeangirl76** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:32 am

StocktontoMalone wrote:
JasonD wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:My pendulum swings both ways too. That's so the brunette on my right, and the redhead on my left can both share in the fun.

Mmmmmmmm........ You're making me a little "hetero-curious."

I tried to make a joke and failed...

I'm funny. But I gotta stop thinking I'm straight....

Fixed that for you. You're welcome.

by **Michigan Girl** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:34 am

JasonD wrote:
Your best avenue here is to profess yourself, as you are. Your, not so slight hints are glaring, and people here aren't stupid.

Let me help you a bit. JasonD is gay. There, it's said and done.

Now, you may continue on, as you are.

No one here will think any less of you, and would have respected you more if you'd just said it to begin with.

We're all about being who you are here.

Fag. I hope you can take a joke dude. You're going to need to be able to do that here.

You mean my great big blaring pendulum & the words "My pendulum swings both ways" didn't give me away?

I thought it meant your pendulum swung both ways!!! :wink:

by **DrFU** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:28 pm

JasonD wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:
JasonD wrote:
StocktontoMalone wrote:My pendulum swings both ways too. That's so the brunette on my right, and the redhead on my left can both share in the fun.

Mmmmmmmm........ You're making me a little "hetero-curious."

I tried to make a joke and failed...

I'm straight. I gotta stop thinking I'm funny....

You didn't fail. It was hilarious that's why I came back with "hetero-curious." Guess mine wasn't too funny itself then.

it's gonna take a while for the reverse discourse humor to gain any traction here ...

by **Deb** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:47 pm

by **stevew2** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:05 pm

JasonD wrote:
You asked what I would be willing to do. My answer is: Nothing...because I believe Steve Perry will never tour solo or with Journey. That's my answer.

Even if a tour was announced, I would never buy tickets...because I would never believe it would happen. Even in some gay fantasy, it would never happen.

Yeah, you're probably right. Never happen. Guess I'll just have to stick with my current gay fantasy: Charlie Hunnam......

You ll probrablly like this shit to

by **perryswoman** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:00 pm

stevew2 wrote:
JasonD wrote:
You asked what I would be willing to do. My answer is: Nothing...because I believe Steve Perry will never tour solo or with Journey. That's my answer.

Even if a tour was announced, I would never buy tickets...because I would never believe it would happen. Even in some gay fantasy, it would never happen.

Yeah, you're probably right. Never happen. Guess I'll just have to stick with my current gay fantasy: Charlie Hunnam......

You ll probrablly like this shit to

Oh My!!!

by **Voyager** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:06 pm

JasonD wrote:What Would You Do For A Perry Equivalent Of A Klondike Bar??

Probably nothing. What would you do for a Ron Jeremy equivalent of a popsicle?

:lol:

by **Jubilee** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:09 pm

I'm no Psychic, but I think see a case of thread-lock in our (very) near future. :roll:

by **Voyager** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:14 pm

Jubilee wrote:I'm no Psychic, but I think see a case of thread-lock in our (very) near future.

Ya think? Okay, let's get it back on track.

by **Don** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:23 pm

Can we change the name of the forum back to Engelbert Humperdinck?

by **stevew2** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:25 pm

Gunbot wrote:Can we change the name of the forum back to Engelbert Humperdinck?

I heard he was gay to but well hung

MR

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