Corny one-liners

[Arianddu]

I've had quite a few crude pick-up attempts, but very few funny/corny ones. One I remember is "I had to tell you, I thought my watch was broken, because it said it's midnight but it looked like sunrise. Then I realised it was just your beautiful bright smile lighting up the room."

Truly corny.

But it worked.

[stevew2]

I give free mustache rides,do you want to be my first customer ?

[Arianddu]

I give free mustache rides,do you want to be my first customer ?

So what do you use since you've lost the 'tash?

[stevew2]

I give free mustache rides,do you want to be my first customer ?

So what do you use since you've lost the 'tash?

My nose,and my arm

[Arianddu]

I give free mustache rides,do you want to be my first customer ?

So what do you use since you've lost the 'tash?

My nose,and my arm

I meant what pick-up line, silly!

[NealIsGod]

I give free mustache rides,do you want to be my first customer ?

So what do you use since you've lost the 'tash?

My nose,and my arm

I meant what pick-up line, silly!

[Michigan Girl]

I give free mustache rides,do you want to be my first customer ?

So what do you use since you've lost the 'tash?

My nose,and my arm

I am LMAO!!!

[DavidC]

I give free mustache rides,do you want to be my first customer ?

So what do you use since you've lost the 'tash?

My nose,and my arm

I am LMAO!!!

Oh. My. God. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

[G.I.Jim]

I give free mustache rides,do you want to be my first customer ?

So what do you use since you've lost the 'tash?

My nose,and my arm

Priceless.

[portland]

I give free mustache rides,do you want to be my first customer ?

So what do you use since you've lost the 'tash?

My nose,and my arm

Priceless.

Yes it is and so is SteveW

[Voyager]

Why beat around the bush?

"Hey hotstuff, that's a cute baby you have in your stroller. Want another one?"

[JasonD]

Let's flip a coin to see if we're gonna have sex. "Heads," I get tail. "Tails," I get head.

[Gideon]

I've had quite a few crude pick-up attempts, but very few funny/corny ones. One I remember is "I had to tell you, I thought my watch was broken, because it said it's midnight but it looked like sunrise. Then I realised it was just your beautiful bright smile lighting up the room."

Truly corny.

But it worked.

You promised you'd never tell anybody!

[Carla777]

I don't know if i translated very well but here it goes:

"I wish i could be a cat for spend seven lifes by your side"

[stevew2]

I give free mustache rides,do you want to be my first customer ?

So what do you use since you've lost the 'tash?

My nose,and my arm

Priceless.

Yes it is and so is SteveW

thanks, iIthought you didnt like me

[stevew2]

I don't know if i translated very well but here it goes:

"I wish i could be a cat for spend seven lifes by your side"

Id translated well,altough I think nine lives would be better,you stoned could fox,your Avatar is awesome

[portland]

I give free mustache rides,do you want to be my first customer ?

So what do you use since you've lost the 'tash?

My nose,and my arm

Priceless.

Yes it is and so is SteveW

thanks, iIthought you didnt like me

I like you....some of the others well......................

[stevew2]

I give free mustache rides,do you want to be my first customer ?

So what do you use since you've lost the 'tash?

My nose,and my arm

Priceless.

Yes it is and so is SteveW

thanks, iIthought you didnt like me

I like you....some of the others well......................

lol thanks

[T-Bone]

Nice shoes... Lets Fuck!


That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed...

[stevew2]

I give free mustache rides,do you want to be my first customer ?

So what do you use since you've lost the 'tash?

My nose,and my arm

I am LMAO!!!

you sexy vixen you

[JasonD]

Yes it is and so is SteveW

thanks, iIthought you didnt like me

I like you....some of the others well......................

lol thanks

Stevew2, you are hilarious!!! You have some of the funniest post on this board. We should erect a statue in your honor, dude. You have that devilish way of lightening the mood when things get a little too tense around here. You & Voyager keep it interesting.

[JasonD]

(Sorry...... I derailed the thread.)

Here:

A dyslexic man walks into a bra...

[JasonD]

Yes it is and so is SteveW

thanks, I thought you didnt like me

I like you....some of the others well......................

lol thanks

Stevew2, you are hilarious!!! You have some of the funny post on this board. We should erect a statue in your honor, dude. You have that devilish way of lightening the mood when things get a little too tense around here. You & Voyager keep it interesting.

JasonD - just a little tip: Never use words like "erect" in a post concerning SteveW2. You are just begging for trouble dude.

My bad, LLL. I deserve a spanking for that faux pas.

[JasonD]

(Sorry. I derailed the thread again.)

Here:

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

[Chubby321]

Yes it is and so is SteveW

thanks, I thought you didnt like me

I like you....some of the others well......................

lol thanks

Stevew2, you are hilarious!!! You have some of the funny post on this board. We should erect a statue in your honor, dude. You have that devilish way of lightening the mood when things get a little too tense around here. You & Voyager keep it interesting.

JasonD - just a little tip: Never use words like "erect" in a post concerning SteveW2. You are just begging for trouble dude.

My bad, LLL. I deserve a spanking for that faux pas.

See you didn't derail the thread at all.

[Don]

Want a snickers?

[Carla777]

I don't know if i translated very well but here it goes:

"I wish i could be a cat for spend seven lifes by your side"

Id translated well,altough I think nine lives would be better,you stoned could fox,your Avatar is awesome

oh Gracias S2! i guess you are right with the 9 lives, here in my country we say is seven...oh well who cares, thanks anyway

[Don]

I don't know if i translated very well but here it goes:

"I wish i could be a cat for spend seven lifes by your side"

Id translated well,altough I think nine lives would be better,you stoned could fox,your Avatar is awesome

oh Gracias S2! i guess you are right with the 9 lives, here in my country we say is seven...oh well who cares, thanks anyway

This reminds me of a song

"If a man could be two places at one time,
I'd be with you.
Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way."

[Carla777]

I've had quite a few crude pick-up attempts, but very few funny/corny ones. One I remember is "I had to tell you, I thought my watch was broken, because it said it's midnight but it looked like sunrise. Then I realised it was just your beautiful bright smile lighting up the room."

Truly corny.

But it worked.

You promised you'd never tell anybody!

uyyyyyy!! el amor está en el aire haha...nice Ari corny line but effective

[Chubby321]

Found this one:


Do you know karate? Cause your body is kickin'