Corny one-liners

[Carla777]

I don't know if i translated very well but here it goes:

"I wish i could be a cat for spend seven lifes by your side"

Id translated well,altough I think nine lives would be better,you stoned could fox,your Avatar is awesome

oh Gracias S2! i guess you are right with the 9 lives, here in my country we say is seven...oh well who cares, thanks anyway

This reminds me of a song

"If a man could be two places at one time,
I'd be with you.
Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way."

That's something sweet to say to someone, i will take notes haha
i would found romantic if a guy told me: i want to spend my life with you by my side going to rock concerts forever and ever.. J/K

[JasonD]

Carla777,

I want to spend my life with you by my side going to rock concerts forever and ever.

What?

It was worth a shot. Don't hate.

[artist4perry]

Carla777,

I want to spend my life with you by my side going to rock concerts forever and ever.

What?

It was worth a shot. Don't hate.

She's sweet, she won't hate.........laugh...............but not hate! LOL!

[artist4perry]

Come back to one liners...........Is that your face..........or did your neck throw up?

[JasonD]

I just figured it sounded better than saying:

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. (Lame.)

[JasonD]

Or what about:

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

[artist4perry]

I just figured it sounded better than saying:

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. (Lame.)

All one liners are lame! LOL! Trust me they come off corny.......... Just depends on if the girl finds you attractive in the first place............

[JasonD]

Fortunately for me I'm adorable.

[artist4perry]

Fortunately for me I'm adorable.

So am I, and I am married.........Dan thinks I am the cutest thing on the planet! LOL! Love is blind, what can I say! I feel the same for him though. Guess I have no need for one liners...........

[JasonD]

Fortunately for me I'm adorable.

So am I, and I am married.........Dan thinks I am the cutest thing on the planet! LOL! Love is blind, what can I say! I feel the same for him though. Guess I have no need for one liners...........

Now you gone & made me jealous, Ginger. Nah, just kidding. I'm single (as you might suspect) but I hope you know I don't really use any of these corny lines. I did have a girl once use a line on me. She said, "I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue." I gotta admit I wasn't expecting that because women don't usually use pick-up lines & so it made me blush a little I was half tempted to use that opportunity to demonstrate my other nifty talent: my abdomen ripple affect. But then I stopped myself short of that realizing I wasn't quite that drunk yet.

Ok, back to the theme of the thread:

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock

[artist4perry]

Fortunately for me I'm adorable.

So am I, and I am married.........Dan thinks I am the cutest thing on the planet! LOL! Love is blind, what can I say! I feel the same for him though. Guess I have no need for one liners...........

Now you gone & made me jealous, Ginger. Nah, just kidding. I'm single (as you might suspect) but I hope you know I don't really use any of these corny lines. I did have a girl once use a line on me. She said, "I'd walk a mile for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue." I gotta admit I wasn't expecting that because women don't usually use pick-up lines & so it made me blush a little I was half tempted to use that opportunity to demonstrate my other nifty talent: my abdomen ripple affect. But then I stopped myself short of that realizing I wasn't quite that drunk yet.

Ok, back to the theme of the thread:

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock

I ought to use that on Dan.............add a bit of humor to a "date night". LOL!

[DavidC]

I don't know if i translated very well but here it goes:

"I wish i could be a cat for spend seven lifes by your side"

Id translated well,altough I think nine lives would be better,you stoned could fox,your Avatar is awesome

oh Gracias S2! i guess you are right with the 9 lives, here in my country we say is seven...oh well who cares, thanks anyway

This reminds me of a song

"If a man could be two places at one time,
I'd be with you.
Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way."

Isn't that "If" by Bread?

[JasonD]

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

[KDOUBLEU]

Im fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth!

[JasonD]

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

[Don]

I don't know if i translated very well but here it goes:

"I wish i could be a cat for spend seven lifes by your side"

Id translated well,altough I think nine lives would be better,you stoned could fox,your Avatar is awesome

oh Gracias S2! i guess you are right with the 9 lives, here in my country we say is seven...oh well who cares, thanks anyway

This reminds me of a song

"If a man could be two places at one time,
I'd be with you.
Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way."

Isn't that "If" by Bread?

Yes it is.

[JasonD]

The human body consist of 90% water. I'm thirsty. Can I quench myself with you?

[KDOUBLEU]

Your chest looks a little sore. Would you like me to numb it?

[JasonD]

Am I cute enough, or do you need more to drink?

[KDOUBLEU]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Don]

"I might not be that into you yet, but by midnight I hope to be 9 inches deeper."

[artist4perry]

"I might not be that into you yet, but by midnight I hope to be 9 inches deeper."

Gotta extender?

[KDOUBLEU]

"I might not be that into you yet, but by midnight I hope to be 9 inches deeper."

Dreamer

[JasonD]

Do you wanna come back to my house for some sex and pizza? ---No?
What's a matter, you don't like pizza?

[KDOUBLEU]

You can stand next to me as long as you dont talk about the heat!

[Jana]

"I might not be that into you yet, but by midnight I hope to be 9 inches deeper."

Gotta extender?

Look at Ginger, She' on fire tonight.

[artist4perry]

"I might not be that into you yet, but by midnight I hope to be 9 inches deeper."

Gotta extender?

Look at Ginger, She' on fire tonight.

Cooking with gas.................. Extra spicy burritos.......... Sexy No?

[JasonD]

Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of my tootsie-pop?

(Sorry. That one was pretty raunchy, I know.)

[yulog]

[Chubby321]

My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.