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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:07 pm

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole
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Postby JasonD » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:27 pm

My name is Elmo & you can tickle me if you want.
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:32 pm

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?........................................... My Zipper! :lol:
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Postby Gideon » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:33 pm

yulog wrote:What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?........................................... My Zipper! :lol:


LOLOLOL
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:33 pm

Chubby321 wrote:My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in.


Now that is sexy............ :D
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:35 pm

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:36 pm

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
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Postby Gideon » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:36 pm

Chubby321 wrote:Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.


LOLOLOLOLOL
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Postby G.I.Jim » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:38 pm

yulog wrote:What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?........................................... My Zipper! :lol:


I think that's the best one I've heard yet! :lol: :lol: That was funny as hell. :wink:
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:38 pm

I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. :shock:
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Postby zigzag » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:41 pm

I know Steve Perry. If you let me taste your cherry, we can go to his house near Knotts Berry.
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:43 pm

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yulog wrote:What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?........................................... My Zipper! :lol:


I think that's the best one I've heard yet! :lol: :lol: That was funny as hell. :wink:


What is red and green and goes 90 miles an hour? :D
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Postby G.I.Jim » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:43 pm

yulog wrote:I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream. :shock:
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:lol: :lol: You're on a roll tonight. :D keep them coming! BTW...Did you see the "David after drugs" video I posted on the thread with whoever that kid was that was video'd after the dentist? THAT is one of the funniest video's I've seen in a while! I'm sitting here cracking up just thinking about it. :lol: :lol:
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:44 pm

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. :lol:
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:44 pm

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yulog wrote:What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?........................................... My Zipper! :lol:


I think that's the best one I've heard yet! :lol: :lol: That was funny as hell. :wink:


What is red and green and goes 90 miles an hour? :D


What?
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:46 pm

Chubby321 wrote:
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yulog wrote:What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?........................................... My Zipper! :lol:


I think that's the best one I've heard yet! :lol: :lol: That was funny as hell. :wink:


What is red and green and goes 90 miles an hour? :D


What?


The Hulk in a Blender! :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:46 pm

Are you a sargeant? Cause you make my privates stand up straight.
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:47 pm

I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus! :shock:
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:50 pm

If you were a bugger I'd pick you first
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:50 pm

There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:51 pm

Chubby321 wrote:If you were a bugger I'd pick you first


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Oh Darling! :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :P :P
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:52 pm

Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:53 pm

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:54 pm

Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:57 pm

Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong! (one for the ladies and Jason :shock: :lol: )
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:00 pm

What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:02 pm

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:02 pm

Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:05 pm

You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you. :D
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Postby G.I.Jim » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:10 pm

yulog wrote:Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?


Dude, I'm giving you an A++ for your effort tonight! :lol: :lol: Those are by fay the funniest I think I've ever heard. :lol: Chubby, you've had some awesome ones on here too...keep me laughing damnit!!! :lol:
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