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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:12 pm

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yulog wrote:Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?


Dude, I'm giving you an A++ for your effort tonight! :lol: :lol: Those are by fay the funniest I think I've ever heard. :lol: Chubby, you've had some awesome ones on here too...keep me laughing damnit!!! :lol:


Since you insist....here you go....


I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:15 pm

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays? :shock: :lol:
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:16 pm

Especially dedicated to Wombat :lol:

Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:17 pm

Your so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear........ :shock:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:17 pm

Chubby321 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
yulog wrote:Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?


Dude, I'm giving you an A++ for your effort tonight! :lol: :lol: Those are by fay the funniest I think I've ever heard. :lol: Chubby, you've had some awesome ones on here too...keep me laughing damnit!!! :lol:


Since you insist....here you go....


I'm no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !


:lol: :lol: :lol: You two are awesome! :wink: i wish like hell that my computer wasn't still screwed up. I can't even go to google to look stuff up right now! Otherwise, I'd be posting a bunch of funny ones here myself. Thanks again for the laughs. :wink:
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:17 pm

My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down? :D
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:18 pm

artist4perry wrote:Your so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear........ :shock:



It "depends". :lol:
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:21 pm

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. :wink:
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:21 pm

OK, it's not very big and I'm not very good, but I've got the cutest little way of getting on and off.
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:22 pm

Chubby321 wrote:
artist4perry wrote:Your so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear........ :shock:



It "depends". :lol:


Geriatric pick up line............ :wink: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:22 pm

Mind if i stand here until it's safe where i farted
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:22 pm

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:23 pm

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:25 pm

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:25 pm

If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you. :shock:
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:26 pm

Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:26 pm

artist4perry wrote:If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you. :shock:



:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:32 pm

Hey Girl let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth! :shock:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:34 pm

yulog wrote:Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!


:lol: :lol: I'm so glad I started this thread, because you are all making me laugh so damn hard that I'm about to wake up my wife! :lol: :lol: She turns into a monster if I do that, but I can handle her. :shock: :D :lol: :wink:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:34 pm

yulog wrote:Hey Girl let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth! :shock:


That one's in the top 3 I've heard! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:35 pm

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:37 pm

"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend? "


Brrrrrrrrrrrr! The temp just dropped! That was cold! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:38 pm

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:39 pm

Are you a computer programmer because you turn my software into hardware :wink:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:39 pm

Chubby321 wrote:Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks


DAMN you guys are gonna get me in trouble! :lol: I keep reading these and laughing out loud forgetting that I have my headphones on and when I laugh...it's much louder out in the real world. :lol: :lol: I am SO gonna wake the beast if I can't keep quite...bad things are going to happen to me tonight when sleep. :shock: :wink:
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:41 pm

Why don't you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?"


That was bad............... :shock:
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Postby Chubby321 » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:42 pm

You wanna come over to my house and play battleship. I can show you my destroyer
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Postby yulog » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:43 pm

Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty.
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Postby artist4perry » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:44 pm

"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"


Too wordy......... :?
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Postby G.I.Jim » Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:45 pm

I hate to bail on you all, but I'm now drunk and can't keep my eyes open any more! It's taking me 5 minutes to type a 30 second post because I can't focus on the keys now... gotta go, but I'll chat with you all in the morning! :wink:
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